dumb stuff you thought as a kid

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Anon10/22/26, 12:47No.12890318

That motherfucker was popping 75 bottles of aspiring per hour.

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Anon10/22/26, 12:53No.12890325

I thought Painkiller wasFaster than a bullet Terrifying scream Enraged and full of anger He's half man and half machine

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Anon10/22/26, 21:38No.12891089

I didn't understand the concept of cover in shooters until my late teens. I just charged in guns blazing trying to kill everyone at once.

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Anon10/23/26, 02:34No.12891417

>master using it and you can have this i thought master was used as a noun, not a verb. so i thought the old man was trying to say something like "my master is out using his good sword, so you'll have to make do with this worse sword instead". english is my first language and im not actually retarded so i cant believe this is how i interpreted this. i guess its just what i initially read as a kid and i never really gave it any thought until i was older and had an epiphany when i finally paid attention to it.

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Anon10/23/26, 04:47No.12891527

they shoulda called them paynehealers

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Anon10/23/26, 20:10No.12892621

>They didn't call them paynekillers Biggest missed opportunity.

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Anon10/23/26, 20:14No.12892628

I thought holding down B + Down would make me have a higher chance to catch the pokemon.You lied to me Marcus.

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Anon10/23/26, 20:32No.12892672

I thought a Glock pointing its barrel upward when the slide moves back was a modeling error

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Anon10/24/26, 12:53No.12893709

I thought demo gameplay was cpu controlled instead of recorded by a human.

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Anon10/24/26, 15:02No.12893913

I thought that the internet just existed for every console, and that whoever made the game could update and tweak it whenever they wanted. And that's why tricks and cheats that friends told me at school would never work.

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Anon10/24/26, 20:28No.12894324

>painkillers were just an invention of the game i was already an adult in le gay olde army. and the painkillers didn't work. ^sob

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Anon10/24/26, 20:55No.12894343

I thought that the Game Boy somehow knew what my name was because it was one of the options for Pokemon.

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Anon10/24/26, 21:02No.12894349

I thought Vice City was a romance game because of the heart on your HUD and the pretty setting. I was shocked to find out it's just about killing people.

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Anon10/25/26, 10:25No.12895001

in america painkillers are part of their daily diet. like those of us living in europe may have coffee, bread, cereal, or whatever for breakfast, americans are starting off their day with a handful of aspirin and ibuprofen.

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