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Anonymous09/07/26, 23:29No.12804024
I like to think I have a pretty open mind when it comes to video games, but this is barely a game. It's more of a series of very, very slow FMVs where nothing happens.
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Anon09/08/26, 00:05No.12804078
Those are so obviously not a game that I don't consider them at all.
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Anon09/08/26, 00:10No.12804090
How the fuck is that moving the goalpost? I like video games, as in games where you play them and something happens on the screen. Not ones where I press 1 button per hour and watch cutscenes.
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Anon09/08/26, 00:51No.12804174
I think I'm just too smart since video games don't scare me. This "game" is just boring unless you're afraid of scary games.
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Anon09/08/26, 00:57No.12804181
>kino I get it, because it's a movie and not a game.
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Anon09/08/26, 01:44No.12804281
This piece of shit just gets worse the more I "play" it. I think my new rule will be to have an open mind, but remember that any "auteur" game is god awful by default.
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Anon09/08/26, 15:47No.12805086
There's probably ten times more gameplay in this game than in its predecessor D
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Anon09/08/26, 16:42No.12805156
Welcome to the fantastic world of overated Saturn slop,it's a long journey
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Anon09/08/26, 18:38No.12805308
The art book is interesting at least. There's a drawing of an anime girl sitting on a space toilet that's suspended on the wall of a bottomless shaft. I don't know what it has to do with the game.
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Anon09/08/26, 19:01No.12805330
You should play D, it makes Enemy Zero look like a masterpiece.
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Anon09/08/26, 22:36No.12805562
Movie games aren't a recent phenomenon. Kenji Eno made his career off of them until D2 came out (and that other wii game but that's not retro). Granted, I will say 90s movie games were at the very least entertaining compared to the garbage we get today. Watching someone else play D and enemy Zero is fun but playing it is kinda ass.
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Anon09/08/26, 23:00No.12805598
No one knows what a warpkino is you're just making up words like a 3 year old.
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Anon09/09/26, 01:35No.12805795
What's the story with this game anyway? Was it just half finished or rushed or what? You can find very detailed sketches and models of enemies that were intended for it that are nowhere in the game.
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Anon09/09/26, 06:06No.12806173
It's a point and click adventure game with FPS sections in-between rooms. It's not rocket science. Laura a qt.
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Anon09/10/26, 20:59No.12809178
>no argument >just shouting into the void >racebaiting >sweating through three layers of grease >smashing keyboard so hard the Caps Lock key enters low-Earth orbit >mom knocks on the door to bring more pizza rolls and Tendies >hiss at her like a threatened basement-dwelling cryptid >go back to fighting an anonymous anime profile picture over a 2012 video game patch note >log into 4 alternative isps to samefag >still losing the argument