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Anonymous09/02/26, 19:35No.12795527
POV: You're Samus.
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Anon09/02/26, 19:38No.12795538
I'm not a woman
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Anon09/02/26, 20:21No.12795587
No, I'm John Halo.
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Anon09/02/26, 21:06No.12795652
>playing this when it was snowing outside on a weekend was pure bliss
I want to go back.
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Anon09/02/26, 21:10No.12795658
oh my gosh I'm beautiful
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Anon09/02/26, 21:21No.12795676
I really appreciate these threads for reminding me that I'm Samus when I forget.
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Anon09/03/26, 04:37No.12796193
>get high
>head to prenderne drifts and watch the snow fall while listening to the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack
PEAK comfyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn4Y3sHyfsg
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Anon09/03/26, 05:54No.12796243
I just won't play fps games with a controller
I know! sorry!
but I won't!
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Anon09/03/26, 06:26No.12796262
if im samus, im heading back to the ship to start masturbating furiously.
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Anon09/03/26, 09:10No.12796367
this game must have been so cool as a kid
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Anon09/03/26, 09:27No.12796375
should be named metroid scanner because all you do is scan scan scan
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Anon09/03/26, 12:19No.12796535
Never liked the prime games
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Anon09/03/26, 19:42No.12797049
my samus what
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Anon09/03/26, 22:42No.12797247
samus i am
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Anon09/04/26, 17:41No.12798412
Oh no, now I gotta pee more often (because women have small bladders and are constantly on the verge of peeing themselves on a daily basis).
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Anon09/05/26, 08:30No.12799608
best save station
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Anon09/05/26, 18:49No.12800309
Would rather be Master Chief.
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Anon09/05/26, 21:18No.12800536
Actually the name of the character is Metroid.
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Anon09/06/26, 08:23No.12801325
I loved Metroid Prime 1 but i'm not a fan of 2 at allWaiting to regain your health in the dark world is pure cancer, an awfull game design decisionInstead of having 6 new regions you got 3 with a slightly alteration for each of them in the dark world
The double world mechanics in general is poorly implemented
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Anon09/06/26, 17:59No.12802031
Metroid is a cool guy that saves his girlfriend Samus from the evil space emperor Ripley.
He even lets you see his gf pose sexy when you bet the game fast enough.
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Anon09/07/26, 03:04No.12802720
Metroid is actually just Samus' identification when she rides the metro.
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Anon09/07/26, 21:49No.12803895
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Anon09/07/26, 21:55No.12803897
>fps samus
Couldn't be me
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Anon09/07/26, 23:46No.12804049
Exactly context of this scene by the way
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Anon09/08/26, 18:53No.12805323
i like when metroyd kills space jellyfish
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Anon09/09/26, 09:03No.12806297
Metroid is a pretty cool guy
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Anon09/09/26, 11:13No.12806406
So many retards that think you become the character you play in a videogame. Delusional imbeciles.
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Anon09/10/26, 08:15No.12808183
pov: you're doomguy
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Anon09/10/26, 09:36No.12808267
I don't like ponytail Samus. I don't like blue zero suit Samus. I like the hulking muscle Samus in stirrups.
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Anon09/10/26, 12:54No.12808519
If it were me then I would have put in controls to fondle boobies and put cucumber in vajayjay because thats what 99% of dudes would immediately do if they were suddenly given control of Samus
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Anon09/10/26, 13:06No.12808541
Ummm, actually I'm Metroid dude