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Anonymous05/13/26, 07:24No.12568668
Could a port of Ape Escape save the Dreamcast and Sega of America?
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Anon05/13/26, 07:59No.12568693
how the fuck would you port a dualshock tech demo to the dreamcast
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Anon05/13/26, 08:06No.12568713
this board is so ass man
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Anon05/13/26, 08:07No.12568714
No, but it would have saved your mom's ass from my cock, because I'd have been too busy catching monkeys in the game and wouldn't have time to cuck your dad
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Anon05/13/26, 08:09No.12568721
Nah Pong would have saved the dreamcast. And the saturn, and the jaguar, 3do etc
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Anon05/13/26, 13:08No.12569137
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How many of these threads do we need on the catalog?
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Anon05/13/26, 14:11No.12569301
Nah but it could have saved the snes
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Anon05/13/26, 14:23No.12569316
Good thread. Dreamcast-hating Nintoddlers will cry about anything that isn't Nintendo though.
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Anon05/14/26, 07:22No.12570828
Step1: disassemble ape Escape
Step2: reassemble it for the Dreamcast
Step3: find a time machine
Step4: Go back and invent the Dreamcast dual cast controller
Step5: hand over the controller, prototype and ape Escape prototype to the president of Sega of AmericaGentleman this is how we save the world.
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Anon05/14/26, 09:47No.12571025
>saturn hardware was so shitty that sega had to create another console that could actually handle most 5th gen games right at the end of that gen
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Anon05/14/26, 17:36No.12571874
Ape Escape wasn't that level of popular
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Anon05/14/26, 17:58No.12571905
2 year console can't has ONE triololgy gaem!
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Anon05/14/26, 22:06No.12572270
>could a port of a game that requires a dualshock to play save a console whose controller only had one analog stick?