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Anonymous05/12/26, 20:24No.12567828
I just cant
Ive never been so fucking bored in my whole life
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Anon05/12/26, 20:27No.12567832
Zoomer
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Anon05/12/26, 20:28No.12567836
>popular game people have loved since launch 32 years ago up to now is actually... LE BAD
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Anon05/12/26, 20:44No.12567864
this is what tiktok does to the brain
sad but true
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Anon05/12/26, 20:47No.12567875
Ok.
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Anon05/12/26, 21:13No.12567924
Do you even like metroidvanias? Have you played any others, modern or retro?I feel like it's like people saying Morrowind/BOTW/Hollow Knight etc is garbage because they have no attention span and don't like exploring.Super Metroid has pretty bad bosses by modern standards and some janky mechanics (like the wall jump and grappling hook), but the exploration and atmosphere are still top tier.
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Anon05/12/26, 21:19No.12567934
Yeah? Fuck your mother
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Anon05/13/26, 06:55No.12568631
I've played it only a couple if years ago and consider it one of my faves now, fuck off zoomer.
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Anon05/13/26, 07:19No.12568662
I wouldn't mind SM if its fans didn't treat it like the greatest work of art human civilization ever produced. Its an okay game, even great for its time, it has a lot of good moments., but also a lot of insultingly dumb shit. Awful enemy design, awful bosses, awful movement.
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Anon05/13/26, 09:33No.12568817
Cummming donkeysy
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Anon05/13/26, 10:46No.12568868
it's an adventure, you're supposed to take in the atmospherei wasn't bored with this game even when i got stuck, because the music and mood and environment had me fascinated
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Anon05/13/26, 10:53No.12568879
Every time you ziggers mention "friction" an cat dies
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Anon05/13/26, 14:02No.12569279
im smarter than this games
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Anon05/15/26, 02:24No.12572562
You probably just aren't used to this kind of game, try playing Zero Mission on the GBA instead.
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Anon05/15/26, 09:36No.12572953
NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT METROIDVANIA SLO ITS GOATED FRFR NO CAPThere is no fanbase more insecure and immature than metroid/castlevania/metroidvania fans
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Anon05/15/26, 12:06No.12573120
these auster threads are wild
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Anon05/15/26, 15:50No.12573392
I never found metroid all that fun either, but I was a PC gamer by 91, and while I had a lot of consoles and games, I preferred PC overall.
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Anon05/15/26, 19:41No.12574063
It's definitely not for everyone. It can be very obtuse as well.