itt we give 2 stage shit pokemon a 3rd evolution - /vp/

Anonymous09/08/26, 17:56No.59576689ITT: We give 2 stage shit pokemon a 3rd evolution

Keep the base stat total maximum in the 510-550 range similar to Rhyperior and other cross-gen evolutions.

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Anon09/08/26, 18:02No.59576696

Googong sounds like an impossible to lewd pokémon. Like, eww. Who could lewd a pokémon dripping goo?

Anon09/08/26, 18:12No.59576731

Mantine. Name pending. Someone who knows aircraft autism better can come up with a name that fits Design: shift the vibe over to aircraft aesthetics, with Remoraid missiles.Abilities Swift Swim Wind Rider HA Mega LauncherNew moves: Aeroblast, Terrain Pulse, Dark Pulse, Dragon Pulse Other changes: Aeroblast is now boosted by Mega Launcher. Psybeam is now boosted by Mega LauncherHP 85 > 100 Attack 40 Defense 70 Sp. Atk 80 > 100 Sp. Def 140 Speed 70 > 100 Total 485 > 550

Anon09/08/26, 18:18No.59576736

As cool as Toxic Adaptation is, isn't Poison Heal the better ability on this?Sure Toxic Adaptation makes it only weak to electric and Rock, but that massive HP stat + Poison Heal seems insane.

Anon09/08/26, 18:46No.59576782

Evolution of Armaldo Armorloncaris Design: Reject kaiju. Return to shrimp.Abilities Battle Armor Tough Claws HA: Variant of Water Bubble. Reduce damage from Water instead of Fire.Moves: Now gets Razor Shell, Surf, Muddy Water, Leech Life, Mighty Cleave, Accelerock, Cross Poison, Flip TurnHP 75 > 100 Attack 125 Defense 100 > 115 Sp. Atk 70 > 85 Sp. Def 80 Speed 45 Total 495 > 550

Anon09/08/26, 18:49No.59576789

Overcaste Ability: (1) Drizzle (2) Drought (HA) Snow Warning Type : Normal / Flying HP : 110 Defense : 80 Attack : 75 Sp. Atk : 125 Sp. Def : 75 Speed : 90

Anon09/08/26, 18:58No.59576810

Man guys, if you like writing you really should pay attention in literature class, because with all due respect you write like an 8yo kid, and no it's not a case of being an ESL here, they don't write in such a broken way

Anon09/08/26, 19:14No.59576846

Evolution of Hypno Outright just calling it Hypnos is too lazy and on the nose, so name pending.Appearance: The neck ruffage turns into small wings, and the nose becomes a beak, with the overall face reading much more like an owl. But still kind of a weird owl man. The outside of the wings are owl wings, but the inside has cuttlefish-like lighting patterns, that go nuts during attacks. It keeps the pendulum, but instead of a generic circle, it's a moon. Shooting for depictions of Hypnos, without landing squarely in SMT territoryAbilities: Insomnia Hypnotic Pattern: Functions like a Zoom Lens, increasing accuracy if it moves after an opponent. I'm too much of a brainlet to understand the accuracy increasing formula, but such that Hypnosis becomes an 85%ish accuracy move when going second HA: ComatoseNew moves: Hypnotic Headbutt: 80 base power physical Psychic move: If foe is sleeping, inflict Nightmare. If not, lower Evasion by 1. New Learned Moves: Poltergeist, Shadow Punch, Dynamicpunch (no idea if it can currently get it, but it definitely can now)HP 85 > 105 Attack 73 > 93 Defense 70 > 80 Sp. Atk 73 > 83 Sp. Def 115 > 130 Speed 67 > 57 Total 483 > 548

Anon09/08/26, 19:48No.59576906

Bronzoul Steel/GhostAdds a bit to SpDef and SpAtk Same abilitiesI'm no artist

Anon09/08/26, 20:03No.59576928

Evolution of Magcargo Magcondea Design: It's a lava cone snail, except the toxic stinger is replaced with more lavaAbilities: Compaction (maybe renamed to make it more lava or obsidian themed). Flame Body HA: Earth EaterNew Moves: Obsidian Harpoon. 80 BP 100 accuracy Special Rock move, 30% chance to Badly Poison. Deals +100% damage, with guaranteed status if the user was damaged by a move boosted by Minimize this turn. (Don't step on it or you fucking die) New learned moves: Scald, Steam EruptionHP 60 > 100 Attack 50 Defense 120 > 140 Sp. Atk 90 >110 Sp. Def 80 > 100 Speed 30 Total 430 > 530

Anon09/08/26, 20:09No.59576937

Paraspecter (Evolves from Parasect when leveled up while knowing Strength Sap, learned at level 44) New Moves: Strength Sap, Poltergeist, Shadow Claw, Shadow Sneak, Shadow Ball, Hex, Curse, Night Shade, Memento, Destiny Bond, Bug Buzz, First Impression, Leaf Storm, Solar BladeType: Grass/Ghost Stats: 84/80/100/120/100/20 (504) Ability: Soul Seal (When knocked out and replaced with another Pokemon, revives in the party with full HP and changes into Revenant Form. Does not activate if Paraspecter is the last Pokemon in the party when knocked out. If Paraspecter is subsequently revived with Revival Blessing, it will revive in Revenant Form.)Revenant Form: Type: Bug/Ghost Stats: 84/200/30/80/30/120 (544) Ability: Last Gasp (This Pokemon is fully immune to all moves, even those that disable or ignore abilities. Its moves ignore Protect and redirection. At the end of the turn it was sent out, this Pokemon faints.)Basically, the insect part of Parasect is fully dead. After learning Strength Sap, the mushroom sucked the last of its life out and it finally died. Its spirit is still bound to the mushroom even in death, but once the mushroom faints, it can take control of its own body again for just a brief instant.

Anon09/09/26, 00:09No.59577476

Gnarwhalit just gets bigger version of Dewgong with a giant horn, evolves starting at level 52 with a Fighting-type moveinstead of Ice Body as HA it gets Pugilist (gives Fighting-type STAB and defense boost)New moves: Horn Attack, Swords Dance, Iron Tail Signature move: Flurry Jab, normal version of Icicle SpearHP: 90 > 105 Attack: 70 > 100 Defense: 80 > 90 Sp. Atk: 70 > 85 Sp. Def: 95 > 100 Speed: 70 > 80 Total: 475 > 560

Anon09/09/26, 00:42No.59577598

Tankticle Evolution of Octillery Water/Fire Evolves by KOing 10 Pokémon with Bombardment Ability 1: Sniper Ability 2: Mega Launcher Hidden Ability: SteelworkerHP: 75 > 110 (+35) Atk: 105 > 95 (-10) Def: 75 > 95 (+20) Sp. Atk: 105 > 150 (+45) Sp. Def: 75 > 95 (+20) Speed: 45 > 35 (-10) Total: 480 > 580 (+100)Remoraid Octillery now learn Ember, Incinerate and Flame Burst by Level Up. Octillery also now gets Solar Beam, Steel Beam, Flash Cannon, Iron Head, Scald and Weather Ball by TM. Flamethrower and Fire Blast are now part of the level up movepool.Bombardment Type: Fire Category: Special Power: 90 Accuracy: 100% PP: 10 (Max 16) Effect: Boosted by Mega Launcher. If the user moves last in the turn, this move bypasses protection moves (like Protect or Spiky Shield) and inflicts damage. Learned at Level 34

Anon09/09/26, 01:11No.59577682

Both of these Crawdaunt evos have a 548 BST.Pick your poison lol

Anon09/09/26, 01:51No.59577829

Nebulynx Evolution of Delcatty Normal/Fairy Evolves by Friendship Ability 1: Normalize - Reworked to be more selective depending on if the move would do more damage. Normal type STAB is doubled. Ability 2: Prankster Hidden Ability: Cosmic Drift - Sets up gravity upon switch in. Speed is doubled if a terrain, room (halved if Trick Room) or gravity is applied.HP: 70 > 90 (+20) Atk: 65 Def: 65 > 95 (+20) Sp. Atk: 55 > 132 (+77) Sp. Def: 55 > 80 (+25) Speed: 90 > 148 (+58) Total: 400 > 580 (+180)Now gains access to Trick Room, Magic Room, Wonder Room, Gravity, Cosmic Power, Moonlight, Dazzling Gleam, Disarming Voice, Moonblast, Hyper Voice, Explosion

Anon09/09/26, 02:51No.59578014

I think everyone's favorite generation 1 ground type damned by a powercrept BST and poor ability options, Sandslash, deserves an evolution. Its forms are the exact same in all aspects beyond typing and what weather activates their abilities so unless specified otherwise assume all buffs I propose apply to both+20 HP +20 attack +20 defense +20 special defense +20 speed Kantonian Sandslash also gets its Alolan form's -20 special attack, +10 defense, and +10 special defense minmaxing applied as well as no "buff this underperforming mon" discussion is complete without taking points out of a dump stat or turning 4x weaknesses into immunities/absorbs but I Want To Be Original so I'm not doing thatBoth forms are getting >Spiky Shield (they're covered in spikes), >Body Press (defense is their highest stat and its spikes look like they'd hurt if they were pressed against you) >Bulk Up (attack and defense are their highest stats)Specifically for Kantonian Sandslash: >Shore Up (reliable recovery) >Drain Punch (also recovery) >Sacred Sword (he's a sharp dude) >Close Combat (every other physical attacker gets this now) >A secondary Fighting typing for STAB body press, among other things Specifically Alolan Sandslash: >Stone Edge (It gets rock slide as coverage) >Bullet Punch (already gets ice priority, why not also steel priority?)As for abilities, fuck weather evasion, they're getting real abilities. Both are getting Rough Skin (for obvious reasons) and, because their design is centered around huge claws and spikes, Tough Claws. Sand/Slush Rush remain as their hidden abilities for weather teamsBehold, Decent Tusk with no fanfic moves/abilities or minmaxing needed

Anon09/09/26, 03:03No.59578054

Toxapex should get +55 HP, Body Press, and ScaldI have no ulterior motives.

Anon09/09/26, 03:12No.59578098

Mienshao evolution Fighting/Fairy Mienfoo evo level lowered to 35. Mienshao evolves knowing Play Rough. Ability 1: Regenerator Ability 2: Reckless Hidden Ability: PixilateHP: 65 Atk: 125 > 135 (+10) Def: 60 > 70 (+10) Sp. Atk: 95 Sp. Def: 60 > 65 (+5) Speed: 105 > 120 (+15) Total: 510 > 550 (+40)Gets Play Rough, [INSERT STRONGER PLAY ROUGH WITH RECOIL], Double-Edge and Mach Punch.Imagine Mienshao but more sage-like. It's fur resembles long robes and it's whiskers are longer. Expression of inner peace. Probably a different color.

Anon09/09/26, 04:39No.59578586

Someone do Minccino

Anon09/09/26, 05:52No.59578824

Kleptrain - Steel/Fairy Evolution of Klefki. It gains a steam-whistle atop its head and even more keys on its person, with gold highlights. The little pink thing on it becomes a large pouch it uses to store stolen goods. Based on: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Gold_RobberyAbility: Getaway Drive - When Kleptrain switches out, it uses one of the following moves at random before switching. Getaway Drive Moves (Note: Kleftrain is not able to learn/normally use some of these moves. This is by design): >Doom Desire >Make It Rain >Spikes >Toxic Spikes >Draining Kiss >High Horsepower >Misty Explosion >Bullet Seed >Electro Ball >ThiefHP: 57 > 60 Attack: 80 > 90 Defense: 91 > 95 Special Attack: 80 > 90 Sp. Def: 87 > 95 Speed: 75 > 100 Total: 470 > 530

Anon09/09/26, 05:57No.59578837

Spinarak -> Ariados -> Widoweave>Type Bug/Poison >Abilities Adaptability/Insomnia/Sniper >Base Stats HP: 80 Atk: 120 Def: 80 SpAtk: 70 SpDef: 80 Spe: 80Wooper -> Quagsire -> Salamajesty>Type Water/Ground >Abilities Gooey/Water Absorb/Unaware >Base Stats HP: 120 Atk: 110 Def: 110 SpAtk: 85 SpDef: 85 Spe: 25

Anon09/09/26, 06:23No.59578966

Decide the abilities and names by yourself i'm too lazy to think that deep

Anon09/09/26, 07:44No.59579190

it's dragon because it's LONG get it?

Anon09/09/26, 07:57No.59579236

Betta fish

Anon09/09/26, 08:16No.59579283

Kabutops evo Same type and abilities, swap Battle Armor for Sharpness. I wouldn't mind Bug/Water but it's probably better as is, even if I hate that so many fossils are rock. Larger claws, sharper expression, slimmer looking.HP: 60 Attack: 115 > 125 (+10) Defense: 105 > 110 (+5) Sp. Attack: 65 Sp. Defense: 70 > 80 (+10) Speed: 80 > 110 (+30) Total: 495 > 550 (+55)Not many new moves, just U-turn, Flip Turn, Iron Head and more cutting moves.

Anon09/09/26, 08:17No.59579287

i don't care for her but it's kinda bummer she doesn't get her own evo along with electivire and magmortar

Anon09/09/26, 08:27No.59579312

Anon09/09/26, 09:22No.59579395

somehow KANTOOOOOOO still has enough pokemon to shill with new evolutions

Anon09/09/26, 15:01No.59580035

Anyone got something for Cacturne that plays into the whole "Blood made from sand" thing as an excuse to replace one of its typings with Ground?

Anon09/09/26, 15:30No.59580112

>giving evolutions of shitmons 550+ when only 550 evolution are Kingambit and Ursaluna which already had strong second evolutions>give them legendary level bst for no reason >minmaxed to shit >give them legendary exclusive movesliterally every single one of these theory mon threads are 95% mentally 12 year old retards like these thinking their favorite shitter deserves to be "current gen OU standard" no matter what, always then claiming "b-but gamefreak also-" while being far more retarded than GF ever will be

Anon09/09/26, 19:14No.59580661

>Yoohoobat >Psychic FlyingFur Coat / Pure Heart / Simple>Pure Heart User gains Miracle Eye when sent out>HP: 70 >ATK: 60 >DEF: 55 >S.A: 115 >S.D: 115 >Spe: 115>Moves - Esper Wing - Heart Swap - Healing Wish - Charge Beam - Cotton Guard - Cotton Spore - Draining Kiss - Leech Life

Anon09/09/26, 20:10No.59580807

The name is not stupid enough. It should be Manatea or something like that

Anon09/09/26, 21:26No.59580974

Sandsiege Ground Evolves after dealing a total of 1500 damage in sandstorms Signature Ability: Sand Guard Boosts the user's defense by 50% while in sand Other Abilities: Sand Rush, Sand ForceHP: 90 (+15) ATK: 130 (+30) DEF: 110 SPA: 45 SPD: 100 (+45) SPE: 60 (-5) Total: 535 (+85)New moves: Body Press, Headlong Rush, Spiky Shield, Scale Shot

Anon09/09/26, 22:27No.59581144

Ghost/Normal Cursed Body, Normalize, Wonder SkinHP : 100 ATK : 70 DEF : 77 Sp. ATK : 60 SPDEF : 77 SPEED : 113learns Entrainment, Perish Song, Mean Look, Follow Me

Anon09/10/26, 03:21No.59581861

Palafin can STILL evolve btw

Anon09/10/26, 07:20No.59582265

Spinda evolution >Spin-to-winda >120 in each stat >everything else is the same