you now remember beasts of humiliation

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Anonymous09/08/26, 01:10No.59575162YOU NOW REMEMBER BEASTS OF HUMILIATION
>Gamefreak tries to prove that near 20 years of awful Pokémon games were just a coincidence >make a cheap Unreal Engine4 asset flip to raise studio morale and rally fan support >think pretty engine graphics will do the hardlifting, and "that people only criticize them because muh graphics!!" >Beasts of Reincarnation(tm) comes out >janky unoptimized broken mess >blatant default U4 assets everywhere >so short it pads out game time by forcing you to replay it (it is not worth it) >zero enemy variety >zero effort >zero passion >zero creative vision >proves that everyone who ever called them inept was completely right >less content than a PS2 movie licensed game >already forgotten The morale in Gamefreak right now must be abysmal. You can tell they were trying to blame TPC and Nintendo for their flaws, but they could be given a Rockstar budget and still botch it. 5/10, not even worth the disc space
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Anon09/08/26, 01:20No.59575186
>oh no, a non-focus game of theirs, made to garner more experience making games in 3D to take onto their main dev focus of Pokémon didn't do anything beyond what they wanted >thius SURELY means they're as upset and angry about things like *I* am about Pokémon Amazing how it smelled like one of these from the outset but manchildren assumed it was going to "reclaim" pokémon for "them".
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Anon09/08/26, 01:23No.59575196
The fact that fuckers still have faith in Game Freak is sad
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Anon09/08/26, 01:23No.59575197
I actually played it, but got bored just before 11 hours and haven't completed it. I don't think its short, it didn't run bad and I think it looked good enough. But the gameplay sucks the boss design is awful they have second phases but when they enter the second phase they don't change their movepool. They recycle bosses, and one boss has its attack pattern as running away it was boring to fight. The golems aren't much better to fight. What really killed it for me was the story the cut scenes suck they're boring to watch because they're just people standing still talking to each other, they are boring to listen to because the protagonist is emotionless by design making dialogue stilted and the dub isn't very good.
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Anon09/08/26, 01:46No.59575247
Game Freak are lazy hacks who don't deserve pokemon, Pokemon's success as a franchise is entirely due to Nintendo, Creatures, and the TCG and spin-off people.
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Anon09/08/26, 02:12No.59575307
>IGN Fuck off. BoR is kino
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Anon09/08/26, 04:09No.59575468
Total gamefreak death
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Anon09/09/26, 03:05No.59578066
It's okay, they know 28 million people are going to buy Weewee anyway, they'll forget all about Beast of Flop.