you picked as your starter lmao theyre terrible - /vp/

Anonymous09/07/26, 08:22No.59573066

>you picked ______ as your starter?? lmao they’re terrible!! Fucking SO? These are games for children. Do you really need a top meta team to beat them? Karen was right, just choose your favorites. If you’re playing competitively against other people then yes, you’ll probably have to choose whatever the meta is but that filters out 95% of all Pokemon anyway, and most people don’t play or care about playing Pokémon competitively.

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Anon09/07/26, 08:26No.59573074

>Dear diary, Im a transexual nonbinary cuckold furry bla bla bla... No one cares faggot

Anon09/07/26, 08:27No.59573075

Uh oh... melty!!

Anon09/07/26, 08:30No.59573087

/vp/trannies are NOT gonna like this thread.Edit: Told ya.

Anon09/07/26, 08:37No.59573103

My favorites are dinosaurs and fossils. :)

Anon09/07/26, 08:42No.59573116

>badass fire badger >big fuckoff crocodile monster >gay hawaiian brontosaurus it mightve done better in later gens but in the first 3 minimum its the worst design objectively. bayleef is to only one in the line that doesnt look shitty

Anon09/07/26, 08:47No.59573131

Before the Sharty discovers this thread I'm here to say that OP is right and having a meta team for a playthrough is beyond retarded because poor IVs and/or natures can and will absolutely fuck over a strong Pokemon.And besides you can go out of your way to EV train any Pokemon you're using for the stats you want it to be proficient in. I usually do Speed and <higher attacking stat> in a playthrough unless the Pokemon is like Slowbro. In that case swap Speed for HP.

Anon09/07/26, 08:56No.59573148

Projecting brown /vp/trannies are NOT gonna like this thread.Edit: Told ya.

Anon09/07/26, 10:59No.59573298

>Fucking so Honestly, I have no opinion on this because starters are overrated in most games. Like, in Gen 2, your starter exists to hold you over until you get Geodude if you want to beat the game quickly and effectively.With that said though, Meganium is genuinly awful to use. Even if you try to be clever and use it as a stallmon, Toxic is locked to the post game. Putting down reflect and then switching out is the optimal strategy, and that strategy stinks.

Anon09/07/26, 11:18No.59573334

I picked Fire every generation besides 4 and, 8, 9. I picked Piplup, Sobble, and the weed cat. Piplup because a cute, and Empoleon a fucking chad. Sobble because my GF at the time won Rock Paper Scissors and we wanted different starters. Sprigatito because the other two designs were fuck-off terrible, and I didn't want to see what their evolutions were. I made the right fucking call. WiWa will return to form, as I will be going fire once again. Thank you for reading my blog.

Anon09/07/26, 11:46No.59573384

In my 30 years of Pokemon I’ve never seen a truer statement, my absolute niggerHardcore competitive gameplay for the sake of it is the most hollow and rewardless way to play and enjoy the Pokemon franchise. Even r34 is more rewarding than VGC. Competitive play is toxic and for people with no lives and no soul and nothing better to do. It’s for kids who got clapped in cable link play by some faggot neighbor across the street as a kid and grew up to overcompensate for it into their 40s. I’ve never met someone who is serious about competitive pokemon who also has a decent life I’d want to have.For most people who a heart and a life, just enjoy your favorite pokemon.

Anon09/07/26, 11:52No.59573393

The couple of times i played crystal with nuzlocke rules chiko seemed the better one between chiko and cynda mostly because it's better into Whitney as well as the couple of rock trainers that can cause trouble depending on your mons and it also makes the rival fight easier because his whole team becomes weak to geodude.

Anon09/07/26, 12:05No.59573407

karen is literally into blackies, she wasn't even making a pokemon statement

Anon09/07/26, 12:38No.59573461

>Fucking SO? So it’s terrible lol. No one’s stopping you from using your shitmon favorite.

Anon09/07/26, 14:51No.59573690

got a better idea: mock anyone who praises the gen 1-5 starters for having shit taste. starters started looking good in gen 6.

Anon09/07/26, 16:09No.59573885

meganiumchad thread

Anon09/07/26, 16:13No.59573907

serperior and decidueye are even worse in-game but their fans never do this shit meganiumchuds are just insecure

Anon09/07/26, 16:16No.59573920

Johtoddlers in general have a tendency to be stuck in victim mode

Anon09/07/26, 16:54No.59574016

>OP was bullied as a kid for picking Chikorita KWAB

Anon09/07/26, 17:29No.59574114

>Do you really need a top meta team to beat them? Considering this is the franchise where you can beat most games with a single Magikarp, no, it's purely a matter of tribal warfare and pushing down the other options to make your option feel better, as GameFreak deliberately designed by having a choice of starters in the first place.

Anon09/07/26, 22:49No.59574860

falseflag thread btw

Anon09/08/26, 03:33No.59575425

Anon09/08/26, 18:59No.59576811

You are making stuff up in your mind, and you're getting mad about it

Anon09/08/26, 19:03No.59576820

>I care about what pokemon people like kwab

Anon09/09/26, 00:17No.59577498

i picked the grass starter in every game as a kid

Anon09/09/26, 00:44No.59577603

I haven’t read the thread (and I won’t), but OP is 100% correct and anyone disagreeing is probably (definitely) both brown and trans.>le hi OP Hi, brown tranny :)

Anon09/09/26, 00:47No.59577611

I did NOT pick Pikachu. Gary stole my Eevee and Oak just gave me some rat he caught last minute.