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Anonymous03/01/26, 06:57No.58991869/pug/ - Pokémon Unite General
Pokémon Unite is a 5v5 MOBA where your objective is to score more points than your opponent. It's focused on quick matches w/ minimal downtime. For Switch, Android, & iOS.
>Information
https://unite-db.com/
https://uniteapi.dev/
>Test Server (Needs VPN)
https://publictest-pu.com/index.html
>Upcoming
- Zapdos (Feb 27)
- Moltres
- Articuno
- Solo mode to acquire License Points
- Return of the Groudon map, as well as a rotation of it, Kyogre, and Rayquaza into the map pool.
- "Optimization" of future movesets from two move paths per mon down to one, starting with Zapdos.
- The "Moves to learn" that were previously selected during level-ups in battle will now be set in advance before the battle starts.
>Current
- Discontinuation of Aeos coins
- Introduction of License Journeys
- New Legend rank
- New Kyogre map
- https://www.serebii.net/pokemonunite/events.shtml
- Patch notes: https://unite-db.com/patch-notes
>Official forums
https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/categories/pokemon-unite
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Anon03/01/26, 06:59No.58991877
comfey bot comfey bot comfey bot actual bot match comfey bot two comfey bots comfey bot
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Anon03/01/26, 10:00No.58992403
yeahhhhh im not gonna play ranked until there's a new patch. this awful meta has gone on for way too long
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Anon03/01/26, 10:36No.58992545
my woman of shapely sensuality...
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Anon03/01/26, 12:59No.58992965
The prematch moveset lock has genuinely sapped my will to play this game, I hate it so much.
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Anon03/01/26, 14:24No.58993293
I genuinely hoped that this game went the dota route of balancing its characters instead of league/ other mobile slop mobas.
Unless youre playing a shillmon dont expect your favorite character to get buffed anytime soon, crustle is probably the biggest victim of this policy
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Anon03/01/26, 17:27No.58994110
Its over... its officially a dead game...
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Anon03/01/26, 17:50No.58994225
I haven't played in over a week, and honestly, I don't want to.
It's like they're doing everything in their power to actually kill this game.
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Anon03/01/26, 17:51No.58994228
>solo mode has impossible conditions
>ranked matchmaking is even worse due to solo mode and comfeybots
>no balance patch
>Eldegoss and blissey will not have their purple holowear release before the game dies
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Anon03/01/26, 19:30No.58994747
LAWL
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Anon03/01/26, 19:38No.58994779
>talon on our team is a back-capping 18k shitter
>get him on the enemy team next match
>suddenly he pulls the crayons out of his ass and starts dunking on us like we killed his mother or something
>18 kills, 110k damage
Where the fuck was that skill 20 minutes ago?
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Anon03/01/26, 21:54No.58995528
The balance patch is supposedely on the 5th. Just play solo mode until then.
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Anon03/02/26, 00:10No.58996300
I
FUCKING
HATE
STOP A GOAL
IN SOLO MODE
I ALWAYS FUCKING FORGET TO DO IT BECAUSE THE AI IS SO BRAINDEAD EASY THEY'LL NEVER EVEN TOUCH YOUR GOALS AND THEN I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE WHOLE 10 MINUTES AGAIN JUST TO GET THE LICENSE POINTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DO THESE ROBOT FUCKS NEVER SURRENDER YOU'RE OVER 1000 POINTS BEHIND
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Anon03/02/26, 01:35No.58996749
Hmm today I will play Pokemon Unite
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Anon03/02/26, 01:46No.58996800
>lost two games as Meow because of the moveset change
Fuck this game man.
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Anon03/02/26, 03:37No.58997364
guys I finally managed to get my box full how do I cheese the those legendary treasure chests?
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Anon03/02/26, 06:04No.58997930
test
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Anon03/02/26, 08:55No.58998377
her plump and perky breasteses...
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Anon03/02/26, 14:06No.58999126
Why are we still here?
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Anon03/02/26, 15:26No.58999398
to cream...
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Anon03/02/26, 18:40No.59000408
:|
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Anon03/03/26, 00:34No.59002023
>play solo mode
>go jungle
>my dodrio bot goes top
>dodrio bot suddenly comes in to steal my jungle and stop me from hitting level 5, runs into a lane and dies to give the buff away
What the hell, these bots are too realistic.
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Anon03/03/26, 02:18No.59002443
I want the panic parade free shit but I don't wanna farm the buffs again...
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Anon03/03/26, 02:51No.59002565
>get a comfey bot
>wait 5 minutes after the game to queue dodge
>get another comfey bot
I see how it is
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Anon03/03/26, 06:03No.59003119
Are there any free holowears in the solo mode rewards?
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Anon03/03/26, 10:00No.59003766
I feel like Im going nowhere in rank
jap chink jap chink teamates everywhere100%
griding full furry and the parade + solo games
broke the retarded matchmaking algorithm.
it thinks Im a chink esports captive player from communist china, tryharding to get social points.fucking hell on earth!
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Anon03/03/26, 16:04No.59004868
>really just feel like playing the game for the love of game
>like, really want to play right now
>right as the game is the worst state it's ever been in
kill me, kill bots, kill zapdos, unkill move selection
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Anon03/03/26, 16:16No.59004913
that Boss Raid in Solo mode is justPeak chink retarded scummy culture
what the fuck were they thinking
at least make your bot teammates usefull
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Anon03/03/26, 20:19No.59006009
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Anon03/03/26, 20:23No.59006033
don't ever (You) me again
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Anon03/03/26, 23:08No.59006741
I guess I'll force myself to clear this solo mode shit. I want the item enhancers.
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Anon03/04/26, 02:19No.59007631
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Anon03/04/26, 07:52No.59008861
her creamy caressables...
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Anon03/04/26, 08:12No.59008897
>Chose male player character
>Have about 200 lucky ice pops
>Check every other month to see if it's finally something worth getting
>Each month's male outfit is more retarded or faggy than the last
>Have the realization that at this rate I will probably never find anything worth spending the ice pops on before this shitty game announces EOS
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Anon03/04/26, 16:40No.59010278
Can someone post the original screenshot of this, please?
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Anon03/04/26, 18:24No.59010757
CRAM IS ALIVE
CRAM IS BACK FROM THE GRAVE
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Anon03/04/26, 19:43No.59011161
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Anon03/04/26, 21:03No.59011527
What Pokemon are you all using in the shitty solo mode? I've found that Garchomp seems easiest for getting through the matches quickly, but perhaps not so much for some of the quick battle stuff
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Anon03/05/26, 00:15No.59012480
I don't think they'll have 2 of these events running at the same time. Moltres will most likely be added directly to the license journey (1980 points, double the price of Meowth).
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Anon03/05/26, 01:51No.59012933
The survey is up.
Go shit on them, my little pogchamps.
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Anon03/05/26, 02:46No.59013178
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Anon03/05/26, 09:58No.59014449
this parade shit event is so fucking dead
useless bot team after useless bot teamfucking scummy chinks
i hope america bombs thier slant eyes wide open.
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Anon03/05/26, 10:04No.59014459
>game back to crashing during draft phase randomly
they're never actually fixing this once and for all, are they?
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Anon03/05/26, 13:12No.59014857
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Anon03/05/26, 16:29No.59015559
Cramobros, we are so back
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Anon03/05/26, 21:10No.59016736
>Cramorant's 40% ASPD buff only works on Hurricane, not Hurricane+
>Hurricane also has a bigger AoE for some reason
These fucking monkey devs deserve to be fired. Out of a cannon. Into an active volcano.
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Anon03/05/26, 23:56No.59017417
Fuck, just had the best game of ~3 months, with all players knowing what to do and supporting each other.
I'll be riding that high for a long time now...
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Anon03/06/26, 00:27No.59017541
>queue panic parade for 13 seconds
>get bots
what the hell? not even 1 minute? dead game...
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Anon03/06/26, 00:40No.59017596
>playing meteor latios
>enemy has double team greninja and falinks
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Anon03/06/26, 03:24No.59018152
>wanted to play the new patch because I love the mage playstyle
>triple attacker every team
>laggy ass matches because nobody is playing and the game needs to stitch together players from all over the world
>two matches in a row of the complete opposite set of what I wanted
yeah this game isn't worth playing anymore, it's been a good run fellas
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Anon03/06/26, 07:28No.59018867
What's the epic reward for beating hard solo mode?
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Anon03/06/26, 11:31No.59019344
beating it hard...
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Anon03/06/26, 13:33No.59019631
lol
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Anon03/06/26, 17:47No.59020391
my creamy girl's soft silkies...
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Anon03/06/26, 18:07No.59020447
Just got Dragapult. What's the better moveset? The first one with Dragon Breath or the second one with Shadow ball?
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Anon03/06/26, 23:50No.59021775
I've been busy with solo mode and the other events. How's the patch? Do you still ban chary, blastoise and mgyarados?
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Anon03/07/26, 08:27No.59023496
>crying weedle.png
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Anon03/07/26, 10:06No.59023643
she makes my metapod harden...
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Anon03/07/26, 18:55No.59024231
metapod use string shot...
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Anon03/07/26, 19:35No.59024389
I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME
BUT THE MOVESET SHIT IS AAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Anon03/08/26, 05:10No.59026727
her cloyster of moisture...
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Anon03/08/26, 12:17No.59027664
smooth and supple sunday...
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Anon03/08/26, 18:10No.59028899
ffs rank is just duo and triple faggots that don't know how to play the game
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Anon03/08/26, 18:28No.59028962
my girl is ever radiant...
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Anon03/08/26, 19:28No.59029221
Exceptionally awful game quality lately, I'm not going to bother with anything beyond what's necessary for the Zapdos event
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Anon03/09/26, 00:06No.59030535
Solo play wins and loses doesn't count to you win ratio and pokemon stats right?
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Anon03/09/26, 03:05No.59031205
bump jeez its hard to keep these threads alive now
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Anon03/09/26, 03:40No.59031304
>same 3 items on ALL pokemon
This game a complete joke.
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Anon03/09/26, 05:22No.59031646
her light shines eternally...
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Anon03/09/26, 10:07No.59032324
I can 100% feel the scummy chink tier avantage of the 0/40 held itemschinks are the scum of the earth
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Anon03/09/26, 10:08No.59032327
0/40 held items is pay to win
fucking chink assholes
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Anon03/09/26, 12:58No.59032663
Damn stupid scum chinks really want us to get last hit in a boss rush when our teammates are fucking botswtfscummy chinks really this stupid that they dont know how to patch that bullshit
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Anon03/09/26, 16:36No.59033539
did a chinese guy peepee in your coke or something
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Anon03/09/26, 22:35No.59035078
unite is the most anti new player mobaa i have ever played
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Anon03/09/26, 23:34No.59035356
This game is equivalent to chinks pissing on you directly.
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Anon03/09/26, 23:43No.59035397
monday mammary massage...
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Anon03/10/26, 00:52No.59035633
then you have to deal with that scummy chink play as comfey stage in hard mode
absolute scummy chink assholery
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Anon03/10/26, 05:44No.59036528
squeezing her softness...
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Anon03/10/26, 06:55No.59036658
>just lost a game with a Comfey bot
>Comfey bot is literally on the enemy team spawn
>faggot keep refusing to surrenderLike come the fuck on man. I don't want to spend the next ten minutes with you faggots anymore. The enemy team know we lost because of this shit and you retards keep spamming, "Keep the pressure on!". Like no faggot, we lost, stop torturing me.
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Anon03/10/26, 10:06No.59037071
If they just play as Decidueye no one will complain about the boss rush solo mode
fucking evil chinks
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Anon03/10/26, 13:29No.59037507
This general makes me sad.
It can barely stay alive with like four hours between posts, and clearly no one's happy about anything in the game anymore.
I think we should just call it quits at some point.
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Anon03/10/26, 13:51No.59037573
i'm happy about something in the game...
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Anon03/10/26, 15:48No.59037976
This game makes me more racist against chinks and japs
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Anon03/10/26, 17:15No.59038257
it's 95% negativity and 5% creamy
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Anon03/10/26, 20:01No.59038933
Boring.
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Anon03/10/26, 23:51No.59039874
>team decides to pick no defender so they're all too pussy to walk forward
>I have visibly checked the same bottom groudon bush with dragon pulse latias 4 times and my team can clearly see my orbs going into the bush every time so somebody is there
>they're still too chicken to do anything so the enemy team has so much prep time they all gather in that one bush to 5 man death ball us at once
if ONLY something could have been done about this predicament
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Anon03/11/26, 01:14No.59040244
my girl...
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Anon03/11/26, 05:20No.59041157
surely everyone is just playing Pokopia
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Anon03/11/26, 09:48No.59041733
...and they'll return when they're finished...
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Anon03/11/26, 12:19No.59042051
Energy Boost tanks don't actually make you hit weekly cap faster? I've been living a lie this entire time.
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Anon03/11/26, 19:19No.59043615
this is a fucking retarded question, but does unite work on switch emulators? tried to use waydroid since i'm on linux but it doesn't wanna work
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Anon03/11/26, 21:37No.59044152
hips of width...
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Anon03/12/26, 00:26No.59044824
Why so dead? We're all getting our free Zapdos today.
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Anon03/12/26, 00:36No.59044856
stupid chinks
that boss rush is solo mode is going to seat unfinish for years
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Anon03/12/26, 01:59No.59045237
Haven't played in a while. How does the new ranked system work? What's the equivalent of the old 1200 and 1600 ratings.
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Anon03/12/26, 05:05No.59045817
Be honest; why are you still here playing this game?
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Anon03/12/26, 05:36No.59045924
thighs of creamy tenderness...
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Anon03/12/26, 15:02No.59046991
Standing united
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Anon03/12/26, 15:16No.59047053
my girl and i UNITE in creamulation...
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Anon03/12/26, 17:37No.59047531
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Anon03/12/26, 17:46No.59047577
>more people are playing now than before the move split
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Anon03/12/26, 22:04No.59048726
stroking her smooth shapelies...
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Anon03/13/26, 00:12No.59049179
>try to stack
>owl lane partner who isn't stacking follows me but doesn't stand on the goal and just uselessly autos on an opponent
why are you like this you throwing fucking asshole
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Anon03/13/26, 00:50No.59049270
The boss rush in solo mode needs to go
you retarded scummy chink assholes
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Anon03/13/26, 01:10No.59049331
>completely shitstomp an enemy team to where they can't do anything
>get to match results
>0 0 teammate with 11k damage
>as metagross
that enemy team sucked fucking ass lmao how
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Anon03/13/26, 03:14No.59049744
thrusting and throbbing...
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Anon03/13/26, 08:18No.59050430
>moltres also has an event (that's identical to zapdos's)
Man just put it in the store, I don't care anymore
also bump I guess
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Anon03/13/26, 08:29No.59050446
im playing this game for the first time and jesus christ this main menu ui..
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Anon03/13/26, 09:11No.59050504
poor soul...
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Anon03/13/26, 09:39No.59050544
Your enemy team, sir.
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Anon03/13/26, 09:51No.59050580
Rank is just abhorrent and not fun I play less and less because of it.fuck your elos
theres just no +net gain to rank.
all your hard work gone in a 3 loose streak.
you are just getting no wheremake it so that we only loose 10pts
fuck you elos
go suck each others cock in dead ass tournaments.
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Anon03/13/26, 17:23No.59051958
fondling my female's fertile figure on friday...
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Anon03/13/26, 18:16No.59052113
Haven't touched this game in years. Is it worse now that they've reduced it to just the switch I think?
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Anon03/13/26, 19:35No.59052430
oh so we can instantly hotfix moltres with a patch but we can't fix THE FUCKING MOVESET SELECTION SHIT
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Anon03/13/26, 22:08No.59052929
fixing to get hot with my girl...
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Anon03/13/26, 22:29No.59053037
I know we shouldn't give the schizo attention but it's really concerning that there are real life living breathing people who can't climb while literal fucking bots have gotten higher than them to infest Masters
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Anon03/14/26, 00:25No.59053543
>i don't see bots in ranked therefore you're schizo!
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Anon03/14/26, 00:55No.59053647
chinks are so scummy and stupid
they think we dont notice how they make quick play bots extra hard.
fucking shiti bet these bots have 40/40 items.
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Anon03/14/26, 01:02No.59053667
rank but without rank
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Anon03/14/26, 01:56No.59053874
i feel like the thread has somehow become dumber in recent times
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Anon03/14/26, 04:41No.59054384
deep... raw... grippy...
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Anon03/14/26, 05:02No.59054432
>electrode volleyballl event
>with copy-pasted rewards
epic
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Anon03/14/26, 06:27No.59054570
chink fatigue is real
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Anon03/14/26, 12:43No.59055173
>Moltres emergency nerfy
lol
lmaoGood thing I only play solo mode to finish those daily missions.
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Anon03/14/26, 12:43No.59055175
sensuous saturday splurts...
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Anon03/14/26, 16:43No.59055848
>Team with Sableye, Crustle, and G-Rapidash completely dominating the match
eh? Since when were any of these mons relevant?
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Anon03/14/26, 21:27No.59056801
Decidueye threw a tantrum and autoattacked in base for 5 minutes.
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Anon03/14/26, 23:44No.59057304
>5win streak
how long until they send the agent?
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Anon03/15/26, 00:13No.59057403
clapping her creamy cheeks...
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Anon03/15/26, 04:14No.59058174
juicy rhythmic plaps...
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Anon03/15/26, 06:30No.59058562
>they want you to win electrode volleyball 101 times for a fucking sticker
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Anon03/15/26, 06:58No.59058609
are the last 2 minutes still the only minutes that matter?
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Anon03/15/26, 07:37No.59058666
scummy chink culture
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Anon03/15/26, 09:44No.59058871
solo mode is a scummy chink scam.