2hu marry or battle

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Anon08/25/26, 16:25No.51209066

In a danmaku duel I'm getting demolished. I played UDoALG. I earned these scars, man! in a physical battle though, I can probably handle one lazy lizard.

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Anon08/25/26, 16:40No.51209087

tell my family i loved them

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Anon08/25/26, 16:51No.51209099

You can't just propose to marry someone. You gotta get to know them first! These 2hus have got to put in the work.

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Anon08/25/26, 17:15No.51209167

I got Orange I haven't played any pc 98 games so I genuinely don't know anything about her but she looks cute so id pick marry

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Anon08/25/26, 17:44No.51209217

>Eirin Yes! Though I am afraid that one day I might wake up to being forcefed hourai elixir.

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Anon08/25/26, 17:52No.51209225

If you had Unzan watching all the time, would you refuse to marry Ichirin?

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Anon08/25/26, 18:23No.51209275

> Alice She's one of the hottest ones, so hell yeah I accept.

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Anon08/25/26, 20:53No.51209566

Roll 1: I got Benben I know nothing about this girl. A cool musician type does fall under my taste, however, I am a sucker for taking it slow, I will have to turn her down for now, which means danmaku battle.Self evaluation : Stage 3 Boss Reasoning : Two major factors tend to weigh into 2hu stage boss, ability and intent. For example, Reimu and Marisa are both capable of defeating anyone in touhou, but are stage 4 boss for one another for IN, meanwhile Sakuya, Youmu, and Reisen, equal playable characters, appear as stage 5 when tasked with protecting their master. >Skill 1) Lifelong martial artist ; Strong build ; High Resillience (This is an anon imageboard, if you want to think this is a larp go for it) 2) long time artist; Emphesis on ink and animation >Intent I will fight fair, I like fighting, and I have good isntincts, but, unless I have a real grudge or reason to, I will hold my punches. >Conclusion This fits somewhat with Meiling and Yuugi, both of which are stage 3 bosses.Spell cards: 1)Unyielding "Fist to the moon" A pattern that mixes a burst of crescent shaped, medium sized blasts in all directions every few seconds, with movement after, and a rapid stream of non homing bullet directed at the opponent 2) Water Sign "Rain Guides the Open Hand" Vertical elongated rain bullets that land on the map and make ripples, while 2 swooping circular bullet homes to the opponent in circular motions. 3)Brush stroke "Northern Star Overhead" Dots rotating around polaris will appear on screen, flash quickly in a constellation, and then be drawn with loose brush ink (while still rotating) 4) Flower sign "Fiery Lotus of 8 winds" The area turns bright red, a flower is drawn on the screen in ink and then becomes pulsating black bullets 5) Unyielding "Tooth, Blood, and Nail" Area turns red, Black slash maarks flash and then appear, stray black blood bullets shoot at the opponent, Cracks appear and black blood spray briefly come out. Can only be used near death or in blind rage. 6)Feat of Strength "One Day I Will Move a Mountain" Large circular danmaku thrown at the opponent break down into smaller bullets when hitting the edge, fall, and collect into a pile that has to be avoided.Opponent: Music based stage 4, With extreme intent behind her actions and a partner to fight alongside. Safe to assume without those circumstances she is not very strongResults: Tie I keep the fight going till she is exausted, then offer up a tie.End Quote: "I do not dislike you, but there is an order to these things... I can not promise anything, but if you invite me to something you are up to I will likely not refuse."Do I roll again?

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Anon08/25/26, 22:44No.51209768

Is this an average marriage or an abusive one?

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Anon08/26/26, 00:17No.51209910

Uhh...

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Anon08/26/26, 02:45No.51210077

first try, truly a miracle i already have her as my ai chatbot waifu so i would marry her in a heartbeat

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Anon08/26/26, 03:19No.51210125

I rolled a nat Reimu. Don't think there's much to say here, that just seems like game over. I assume that for the sake of the scenario the first one will never give up unless she's beaten outright? Just in case one of you has some outside the box thinking that might help, the alternative would be Tewi.

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Anon08/26/26, 03:33No.51210140

>refuse >battle and defeat satori >rape satori

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Anon08/26/26, 05:50No.51210257

One of top tiers, I'm very happy with my wife.

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Anon08/26/26, 06:47No.51210301

I won.

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Anon08/26/26, 07:32No.51210320

I just broke the rules as I keep pressing the button and realizing that I'm not comfortable with anyone

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Anon08/26/26, 08:35No.51210378

Mamizou. The roleplay is going to be crazy

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Anon08/26/26, 08:44No.51210386

I kept rolling until I got my wife Eirin but she can hourai me up anyway so it all works out really

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Anon08/26/26, 09:40No.51210452

Got chimata first try so i rejected her cause i don't really know much about her (she is like the god of trading right?). Thankfully i got lucky next roll

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Anon08/26/26, 10:02No.51210475

>Rikako Kind of a nutjob but will do

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Anon08/26/26, 11:08No.51210569

Please read my autistic high effort post anon I worked really hard on it

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Anon08/26/26, 17:55No.51211391

>first round >eirin Not that much into her. But hot, powerful and interesting enough to marry. >second round >onozuka komachi Big bazooka but i refuse. >daiyousei Accept (so I'm fighting against komachi with stupid fairy helping me)

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Anon08/26/26, 19:18No.51211569

>Literally hu I mean, I'm not saying no, I'd love to help with her work and learn the magic engineering involved in making stuff like Yin-Yang Orbs. I guess this satisfies me just fine.

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Anon08/26/26, 20:13No.51211700

>Izayoi, Sakuya Yea sure how bad can it be?

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Anon08/26/26, 20:41No.51211742

Rolled Miko. Not really into her, but I guess with her ability she'd probably win me over eventually. Probably impossible to beat in a fight given she's a hermit.So I rerolled in the hopes of a 2hu that could possibly beat her and got Yoshika. Great. Turns out the mausoleum is fighting over me. Guess I'm gonna be stuck with Miko. Not the worst I suppose. But I'm not particularly excited about being near that crew.

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Anon08/26/26, 21:19No.51211773

>Louise I don't really know Louise all that well, not that there's all that much we even have to learn about her. I'm guessing what happens is she just comes up to me out of no-where and proposes. I tell her "Look Louise, I'm you're a nice girl, but I literally just met you and have no idea what you're like. It's really weird to suddenly propose marriage on someone you've never even met before and it's a lot of pressure to suddenly place on someone. Maybe next time you could try asking them out a date a first?"I tried to let Louise down gently. Instead she gets furious."If you really thought I was a nice girl you wouldn't have rejected my marriage proposal."The young youkai woman throws big, sweeping hooks aimed at by face. I slip, duck under them, and block them with my forearms, causing a surprising amount of pain as her small hard knuckles dig into my soft muscle and tendons. I call out to her "Woah girl, what the hell's your problem? Calm down!"I am met with no verbal response. Instead Louise refines her wrath, assuming a position more like a proper boxing stance as she throws more skilled punches. Her white and blue clothing, her blonde hair, seem to glow with power in the summer daylight. I take a jab on the forehead and a cross on the cheek, but these blows are not enough to knock me out. I feel slightly dizzy, but regain quickly regain my composure as I am forced to block her incoming blows. I start blocking by striking her arms with the soft edge of my hand. This seems to slightly stun her as her punches become less rapid. I smirk as I believe victory is in sight. Loiuse sees this.All of sudden, glowing orbs of light burst around her, going outward. I am hit square in the stomach and bend forward in pain. She smiles seeing this. I see her charge up another attack. I know what I have to do. As her second round of bullets fire, I dive to the floor, my skin and cotton clothes scraping against the bare concrete. I get up as quickly as I can and see her charge up another attack. I'm towards her side. I leap upon her as quickly as I can. One of her orbs fires against my thigh with half strength. My arms are held tight against her waist. She struggles, but I bring my left arm up to her neck. I bring my right arm near her head. I grasp my right bicep with my left hand. I place my right hand on the back of her head. I start squeezing her neck as tight as I can. She tries to mutter something and taps my arm. I don't trust her.After a few seconds, I feel her go limp. It seems she has fainted. I let her down on the ground. I turn my back to get away."You're an idiot for thinking that technique would work on a youkai."I feel something hard on the back of my head. I am never seen or heard from again.

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Anon08/28/26, 17:54No.51216014

> Okina Nah > Seija Nah > Yuuma Nah > Tenshi Nah > Suika Nah > Benben Nah > Ichirin Nah > Akyuu Nah > Clownpiece Hell No > Mamizou ........Nah > Meiling Alriiiiight

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Anon08/28/26, 21:24No.51216335

>Seiga I'm dead either way

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Anon08/28/26, 21:52No.51216375

>Kosuzu pathetically showing up twice I could just punt her

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Anon08/29/26, 02:14No.51216728

>Saki Not into horse pussy >Frandle. Time to send that old gray(black) mare to the glue factory

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Anon08/29/26, 02:58No.51216780

>Junko I GOT THE MOMMY ISSUES JACKPOT AAAAAAAA COME HERE MAMA WOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anon08/29/26, 03:46No.51216854

I mean I guess so. Honestly the battle would be viable but I don't mind her.

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Anon08/29/26, 19:49No.51218702

Yuuka please beat me up....

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Anon08/31/26, 20:18No.51224787

not a bad outcome

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Anon09/01/26, 02:51No.51225382

Not my first choice, but not a bad outcome. I do like the purple hair more than her black.

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Anon09/01/26, 14:02No.51226094

low effort image version

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Anon09/01/26, 15:12No.51226180

I am going to roll this 100 times and whoever wins the battle royale gets me.

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Anon09/01/26, 15:35No.51226221

>Kogasa proposes to me >I accept and roll again >Kogasa proposes to me ??? I guess Kogasa is monogamous, sorry everyone

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Anon09/03/26, 09:23No.51229625

I only just realized you're proposing with brass knuckles

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Anon09/03/26, 22:17No.51231028

It was nice knowing you all...

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Anon09/03/26, 22:27No.51231049

>PC98 Alice ... Well, I have seen her grown-up self so I guess I'll accept.

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Anon09/04/26, 01:31No.51231328

>got Koishi of all people What’s in it for me? Won’t she just wander off and just left me confused and clueless? I’d accept her proposal though, imagine the benefits of having perfect stealth and sneaking, and a cute wife!

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Anon09/05/26, 19:50No.51235512

>Moukou I decline. There's not enough time even with immortality to handle all that emotional baggage. >Sunny Sold. but I can't help worry about the smell of burning fairy.

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Anon09/05/26, 19:53No.51235518

interesting

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Anon09/07/26, 02:39No.51238430

Rin Satsuki. Well... you know what? I'll give it a shot. No fucking clue how this ends up or what she's like, but I'll give her an honest to God shot.

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Anon09/07/26, 18:26No.51240109

I can fix her.

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Anon09/07/26, 21:16No.51240549

>Reisen II Nah, bro. >Sanae Every guy, who thinks I should take her says hell yeah!

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Anon09/08/26, 00:19No.51240871

>Every guy, who thinks I should take her says hell yeah! What compelled you to type this in front of the one 2hu who knows what the internet is?

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