Anon03/11/26, 12:04No.50750686
"Hey can you stop breaking into my house and reading my personal letters meant for only parties that I choose to read?"
"IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT THEM UP FOR SALE"
"Well... if there is a demand then maybe I will in the future but I don't want to sell them to you now"
"NO YOU HAVE TO SELL THEM TO ME NOW, AT A BOOKSTORE NOT MORE THAN 50 METERS FROM MY HOUSE, NOT FOR A PRICE HIGHER THAN 2 DOLLARS, IN A LANGUAGE OF MY CHOOSING, WITH A TRANSLATION ACCORDING TO MY SENSIBILITIES; IT'S PRACTICALLY UNAVAILABLE OTHERWISE"
"Okay sure, I'll think about it, in the meantime, stop takin-"
"TAKING??? DID YOU JUST SAY TAKING?????? YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL, I. AM. MAK. ING. COP~IES. YOU STILL HAVE YOUR ORIGINAL THEREFORE IT'S OKAY"
"Yes, well, it's still illeg-"
"LAWS SCHMAWS YOUR INFORMATION WAS PROMISED TO ME 3000 YEARS AGO, IT'S MY BIRTHRIGHT"