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Anonymous10/07/25, 21:01No.50121315
Go here https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/
Roll a random 2hu
This 2hu confesses to you. What do you do?
You may reject her if you want but you will have to deal with the consequences and there's no guarantee another suitor will come
Optionally you can get a 2nd roll BUT you cannot reject this one even if you get a shitty girl like Marisa
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Anon10/07/25, 21:04No.50121327
Sorry Reimu, I'll pass. You're too busy fighting incidents to get too angry with me
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Anon10/07/25, 21:18No.50121369
I- sure I guess? I don't know much about her or her band, nor am I very good at musical instruments. Hope she isn't too bummed.
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Anon10/07/25, 21:21No.50121377
Fortune favors the bold.Honestly, out of every hu there is, I'm glad I got the uninhibited embodiment of autism. Communication would be incredibly easy, given she can't really keep secrets or hide her feelings. The cultural gap between high- and low context communication also gets bridged.Also, rape.
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Anon10/07/25, 21:23No.50121384
>kisume
She's a loli and she doesnt talk much so I'll count that as a win
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Anon10/07/25, 21:24No.50121389
REJECTED
I like women who bathe and shave.
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Anon10/07/25, 21:33No.50121433
Yay mom
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Anon10/07/25, 21:38No.50121456
>BUT you cannot reject this one even if you get a shitty girl like Marisa
this shit aint right
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Anon10/07/25, 21:47No.50121494
No matter what answer I give her, I'm in trouble.
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Anon10/07/25, 21:54No.50121517
>decide to roll
>get teireida mai
>nope
>reroll
>get diet coke yukari
Why is my luck so shit today?
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Anon10/07/25, 22:05No.50121566
Before she even confessed, she already put roofies in my drink.
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Anon10/07/25, 22:22No.50121624
>Got Yoshika
>Decided to Re-roll and got Parsee
Honestly, will prefer Parsee's Jealousy than being a corpse fucker.
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Anon10/07/25, 22:56No.50121795
Anything but a rejection, honestly.
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Anon10/07/25, 23:02No.50121825
Not too sure how I would react other then maybe running away out of fear
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Anon10/07/25, 23:04No.50121842
>Bnaki
Sure, I love human girls! I look forward to growing old with her!
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Anon10/07/25, 23:09No.50121868
>Kikuri
Sure, as long as there's love I'm sure we can be happy, but how are we supposed to, y'know....consummate?
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Anon10/07/25, 23:33No.50121974
I can't believe I got /jp/'s favorite meme hu.
She's probably kind of young for me, but if I can find a way to make it work I don't see why not.
>shitty girl like Marisa
Rude.
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Anon10/07/25, 23:53No.50122075
she's like 14 years old so no
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Anon10/08/25, 02:06No.50122593
This thread is getting too spooky, why is everyone posting black bars?
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Anon10/08/25, 03:09No.50122795
The same thing I would say to any 2hu that wasn't Sanae:
>I'm flattered, but I love someone else, I'm sorry
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Anon10/08/25, 03:18No.50122832
I got my beloved daughterwife.
If she says she loves me but we're already married, does that still count as a confession?
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Anon10/08/25, 04:39No.50123023
I don't know much about Touhou!
But, she's very cute! :D
I wouldn't reject her~
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Anon10/08/25, 04:42No.50123028
Um... isn't she already married?
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Anon10/08/25, 04:50No.50123056
I am now going to Alice. On a semi-related note, what are the chances she'll try and dress me up as a doll?
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Anon10/08/25, 07:16No.50123298
>Seiga
Kek, no way it can get any worse, just let me rero-
>Medicine
JUST.
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Anon10/08/25, 07:28No.50123326
I don't think rejecting the amanojakus gonna work...
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Anon10/08/25, 08:39No.50123447
I'd be so scared of hurting her delicate butterfly wings.
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Anon10/08/25, 08:57No.50123494
>Is there ANY way to salvage this?
Not having shit taste would be a start, also who are you quoting?
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Anon10/08/25, 12:51No.50124425
I got Saki Kurokoma on my second roll. I am taking that one, since I get to keep my money.
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Anon10/08/25, 14:41No.50125015
Not that I would reject her but we all know what the consequences would be right?
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Anon10/08/25, 16:01No.50125373
??????? how would this even work or look like
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Anon10/08/25, 18:06No.50126075
This thread scare me, why in the fugging hell would a girl confess to me? I don't know what to do if a girl forcibly penetrates my personal space. I'm also scared of lewd stuff. :-( Bipolarity mixed with autism must save me, else I'm fugged.
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Anon10/08/25, 19:22No.50126622
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEAH BABY THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
WOLF SEX
WOLF SEX
WOLF SEX
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Anon10/08/25, 20:01No.50126824
33 little Chens :3
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Anon10/08/25, 20:02No.50126831
>Get Mystia
>Seems nice enough but I'm a little worried about that whole "driving people to madness" thing
>Reroll
YES. Or no? Idk whichever one gets me my amanojaku wife.
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Anon10/08/25, 21:14No.50127114
>Got Futo
I shall humbly accept. Though I fear I’ll need to pick up that bygone dialect rather swiftly!
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Anon10/08/25, 23:36No.50127671
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Anon10/08/25, 23:50No.50127724
I got the rare Windows ME-tan meido, hell yeah
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Anon10/09/25, 01:57No.50128200
I rolled NitoriIm scared about what she may be about to do with my assholeIm not talking about taking it up the ass
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Anon10/09/25, 06:24No.50129091
Do you think that, in Gensokyo, the 2hus are rolling for /jp/ anons on the kappanet?
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Anon10/09/25, 12:23No.50129906
I hope the 2hu that rolls me wouldn't reroll or be disappointed...
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Anon10/09/25, 12:45No.50129983
I don't know what's about to happen here, and I'm afraid to ask.
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Anon10/09/25, 13:47No.50130297
If I say yes, can I still yell "PERKELE!" at the top of my lungs when something doesn't work?
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Anon10/09/25, 14:37No.50130524
Body hair ain’t my thing, but I can’t say no. She’s cute, she’s a sweetheart, and you can do SOOOOO much worse than her on the reroll.Reroll anyway for fun.
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Anon10/09/25, 16:45No.50131186
What do I do? Hikikomorin' 3/4th of the year with Letty! Chilling out with Letty outside for the rest of the year! Every year!
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Anon10/09/25, 17:42No.50131606
Depends on how we've formed the relationshipIf I don't know her very well (likelier scenario) then she's definitely scheming. The worst thing I'd imagine her being able to do as rejection is make my life a living hell as goddess. Though I have a lot of experience religious backlash so that's no real skin off my back. I would take her to be more dignified than that though so I'm not worried either wayIf I got to know her normally then, y'know, sure, why not. As a person she doesn't stand out to me that much though so I think I'm leaning towards a no
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Anon10/09/25, 17:42No.50131609
Wait! Maybe, maybe we are all girls in the internet!
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Anon10/09/25, 18:25No.50132005
hey wait, I didn't sign up for-
YACHIE DAISUKI YACHIE DAISUKI YACHIE DAISUKI
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Anon10/09/25, 19:26No.50132436
I will draw myself with the 2hu I roll
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Anon10/09/25, 19:39No.50132496
I don't like her
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Anon10/09/25, 20:57No.50132834
i love you too...
can i suck your feet now...?
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Anon10/10/25, 01:06No.50133813
So what are the rules in regards to the check boxes? I notice some anons leave them at default while others have them all disabled.
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Anon10/10/25, 01:09No.50133826
Okay so the actual question is "how would you deal with rejecting a random 2hu" since I would only ever say yes to Suika.
And I got Star Sapphire. Well that's uneventful. She'll be sad about it but she'll be able to get over it and won't cause any real trouble.
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Anon10/10/25, 01:29No.50133916
>Mystia as my first roll
Fuck it why not, all things considered at least I'll be eating good every night and I like eel sushi. If she's confessing to me I'm probably safe in terms of not getting eaten... At least by her, though given where she lives I probably wouldn't be leaving her side much unless she escorts me to the human village or Remi's mansion. I like not being dead.Plus I can just buy a pair of noise canceling headphones whenever she feels like singing, maybe Kappa's make something that even blows Sony's WH-1000XM5 out of the water but if not I was already looking at getting a pair either way.
Also I'm afraid to do a second roll and end up like this anon
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Anon10/10/25, 01:46No.50134008
Got Hong Meiling. Sounds good. We could spend days napping together and being lazy. Always had a thing for redheads and dragons.
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Anon10/10/25, 03:24No.50134338
As if any 2hu would confess to you losers lol
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Anon10/10/25, 22:11No.50137537
You know what, I'd accept. I like dastardly women and I like Mamizou decently well too. I'd even be down to help her with some of her schemes. Now the big question is whether or not she would be willing with helping me find an unnatural way to preserve my relative youth and prolong my lifespan so we can keep doing that forever. If she is somehow able to turn me into a tanuki would I be one of those ones with the huge balls?
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Anon10/12/25, 19:09No.50146441
I'm going to spice things up
Use this site to get the kind of youkai girl that will fall for you and confess to you in gensokyo.
https://yokai.com/?redirect_to=random
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Anon10/12/25, 19:11No.50146456
oh wow look what the random number generator gave me this time! hahaha this so much fun guys
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Anon10/12/25, 19:44No.50146567
I would feel bad rejecting Nitorin but my heart belongs to my waifu...
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Anon10/12/25, 20:04No.50146615
https://vocaroo.com/1iJBR9FoYoem
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Anon10/13/25, 01:17No.50147603
>pic related
Aw yeah, I'll take an immortal 2hu. I might have to move out into the woods and I will have to deal with Lunarian home invasions, but she's worth it. I have a feeling I'll make many anons very unhappy though...
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Anon10/13/25, 08:23No.50148559
>Mononobe no futo
She seems like a interesting girl to be around.
Though I would probably have to become a Taoist and join their temple.
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Anon10/15/25, 00:57No.50156462
>Seija
I feel like this is going to make me a social outcast... but I'm from the outside world so I already will be. I guess it could be fun to let her be my GF and be a nuisance around Gensokyo. Plus I'd get to hang with Shinmy and she's cute.
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Anon10/15/25, 10:16No.50157500
she doesn't say anything
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Anon10/17/25, 15:49No.50168045
A million times YES!!!!!!!
Having Sanny as my wife would be absolute bliss
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Anon10/17/25, 22:06No.50169621
>Iku
Sure? I'm not sure what she sees in me.
This could be a good time for self-improvement.
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Anon10/17/25, 23:55No.50169857
his name is mike, i ain't gay.
