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Anonymous10/19/26, 06:41No.22252525whatever happened to the impossible burger?
used to be everywhere
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Anon10/19/26, 06:45No.22252527
Russian bots.
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Anon10/19/26, 06:47No.22252528
they sell them at grocery stores. they still are everywhere just not at restaurants.
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Anon10/19/26, 07:09No.22252539
The initial hype involved the idea that they were so good they would draw interest from demographics outside the vegetarians who buy veggie burgers. After the initial phase of market curiosity, it was confirmed there was no additional demographic. It's just the veggie burger crowd that has remained unchanged for decades.
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Anon10/19/26, 07:14No.22252542
vegans refused to buy fast food impossible/beyond burger products because it's not enough that the entire patty be made of chemicals not of animal origin, no, you can't use the same grill to cook animal products either.
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Anon10/19/26, 07:23No.22252546
That was marketing, no one was actually buying them. You are never going to succeed selling fake meat.
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Anon10/19/26, 07:31No.22252550
I love veggie burgers but if I'm buying a veggie burger I expect to pay substantially less than a beef burger
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Anon10/19/26, 07:49No.22252559
The restaurant I work at still sells them. Not a ton, maybe 4-5 a day on average.
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Anon10/19/26, 08:01No.22252566
I avoid going to restaurants that serve them (not too many anymore thankfully) because they absolutely reek while cooking and I can smell it even far from the kitchen.
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Anon10/19/26, 08:19No.22252576
It's not even for vegans. That's why they put it next to the real meat. They wanted you to eat the bugs and live in the pods.Vegans have their own little fake meat ghettoes in stores. Not right next to the real meat.
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Anon10/19/26, 08:27No.22252581
The seared bite killed a few people so they had to shut down.
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Anon10/19/26, 10:41No.22252685
they're still there, i eat one like 3-4 times/month and they're always available at restaurants
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Anon10/19/26, 11:02No.22252696
Most fast food places didn't want to get a special griddle just for the vegans.
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Anon10/19/26, 11:05No.22252697
It was impossible. Duh
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Anon10/19/26, 11:09No.22252702
Wouldn't a nice roll with mushrooms, peppers, and onions taste better if you don't want to eat meat? There's no reason to emulate goyslop burgers.
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Anon10/19/26, 11:33No.22252719
Why does everything have to be AI slop? God, I hate you AI jeets.
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Anon10/19/26, 12:21No.22252755
They don't really taste that great. It tastes sort of meaty at first but after a while you get off flavors from the yeast and vitamins/minerals added to it. It's also not cheap. I actually like veggie burgers when they aren't trying to imitate meat so much.
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Anon10/19/26, 12:24No.22252756
>Investment capitalists like the concept "Everyone loves Burgers, why not a Burger for Vegans!"
>People playing with millions and billions of dollars put money into "Burger but vegan" concept
>Nobody asks "if they wanted a burger, they'd just stop being vegan" instead imagining the vegan going "Praise Jah, now I too can enjoy a burger with my friends and family instead of being left out because my vegan ideology"
It's literally rich idiots taking bad dad jokes about vegans and investing hundreds of millions into it to advertise, feature and eventually fail at selling burgers to people who'd have just eaten a burger if they wanted to, but since the 90s there have been bad dad comedians going "Vegans are weird and crazy... you know me I like Burgers. How do vegans go on without cheeseburgers, like maybe Moby would suck less if he ate a burger"
A tale as old as Reaganomics.
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Anon10/19/26, 13:04No.22252777
They're still everywhere, you just got used to seeing them and the culture war moved on to telling you to be blood pressure popping enraged about something else so you're never reminded of them.
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Anon10/19/26, 13:54No.22252811
It was just another Wall Street pump-and-dump scam.
> advertising blitz to tell everyone how great this garbage is
> partnerships with restaurants and grocery stores to push this crap
> do an IPO and sucker in all the fools who think people are going to eat the shit
> cash out all Wall Street's shares, leave the trash paper in the hands of retail fools
> stop bothering to force it into the public consciousness and let everything crash
wa-laThey do this with goddamn near every food stock. I've seen it happen a dozen times at least.
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Anon10/19/26, 14:16No.22252831
impossible to sell.
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Anon10/19/26, 14:18No.22252832
this image unironically did irreparable damage to the fake meat trend.
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Anon10/19/26, 16:29No.22252937
Normies don't want it because it's garbage, vegfags, avid garbage eaters, don't want it, because it's sold in meat spaces or whatever
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Anon10/19/26, 19:26No.22253142
It failed. It costs x10 more money to lab synthesize "meat" than it would be to just chop up a cow. I think Ted Ed or Sci-Show on youtube covered the specifics. Go look it up.
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Anon10/19/26, 20:22No.22253200
People tried it out of curiosity and then moved on to the next trend. Might have had some staying power if it was significantly cheaper than real meat.
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Anon10/20/26, 03:47No.22253761
people remembered black bean burgers taste better and arent mystery lab frankenfood
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Anon10/20/26, 20:05No.22254790
Got a hankering for burgers because of this thread so I made a Beyond + portobella burger. Used a balsamic mustardy marinade for the 'shrooms
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Anon10/20/26, 20:20No.22254816
>impossible
They lost the technology and knowledge to make it. It’s… impossible today
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Anon10/20/26, 23:13No.22255184
it was a fad. people tried it went "meh" and back to eating real food.
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Anon10/20/26, 23:33No.22255216
Had a couple from White Castle - actually very tasty. Was like eating something made principally of fully oversaturated cardboard whose juices contained heroic amounts of MSG.Had the one from Burger King also. Tasted great, very much like you'd expect a whopper to, but it just had a very odd texture. If you're not wanting to eat meat for whatever dumb reason, it could be fine if you're craving a burger.
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Anon10/20/26, 23:43No.22255236
The impossible burger was created so vegans/vegetarians could say "see here's a perfect substitute for meat, why don't YOU eat it"; they never wanted it in the first place.
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Anon10/22/26, 01:25No.22255674
I thought I liked it but had some recently and it's just not good. Some vegetarian stuff is alright like veganaise, I actually like it more than mayo. But for meat there's just nothing like the real deal.
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Anon10/22/26, 14:59No.22256455
Bubble burst
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Anon10/22/26, 15:09No.22256467
Beyond Meat CEO's mugshot btw, how has this not been posted earlier?
It's bad PR plus no one wanted to eat it once they found out how unhealthy it is at that price and all for a shittier tasting product
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Anon10/23/26, 10:32No.22257736
I prefer pic related to all these fake meats.The only demographic for overpriced fake meat chemical slop are vegans with malnutrition who's bodies are screaming for proper protein and micronutrients.
Real vegans are also very rare. They ALL CHEAT. I live in a big uni town so im met plenty "vegans". They all sneak cheese and chocolate and will find lame excuses for doing so.
Real vegans look like Steve jobs in his final days.
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Anon10/23/26, 11:19No.22257760
The fad ended when people realized they were paying premium meat prices for shitty vegan products made out of cheap ingredients such as gmo soy and corn.The only people still eating that garbage are vegans, and that is simply because they are retarded.
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Anon10/23/26, 13:45No.22257832
In my neck of the woods their known as Beyond burgers and the hype has died down but they're still there.
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Anon10/23/26, 14:02No.22257847
People stopped buying it when the tiktok trend moved on to the next thing.After that, people who kept eating it got viciously mocked and bullied until they stopped too.I remenber when a friend group of mine went to beat up this vegan kid, not only did they slap the burguer out of his hands but went as far as to step on it and then pummel the kid into the floor and kick him until he ate it out of the ground like a dog.That was the last time anyone at school ate one of those, at least in public.
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Anon10/23/26, 14:32No.22257865
Oops i cant read
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Anon10/24/26, 05:10No.22258907
People started catching on to Jewish plans to make goyim eat altslop like plant "meats" and ze bugs and every time someone posted about these things on social media, the comments were incredibly red pilled. They backed off because noticing was too high.
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Anon10/24/26, 20:00No.22259489
BK still sells them, but it'd be impossible for me to order one intentionally.
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Anon10/24/26, 21:46No.22259610
This but also they were hoping to find a way to make them for cheaper once they had the demand for mass production, but it didn't happen, they never found a way to make them cheaper, and without the VC money to burn on partnerships, fake meat more expensive than real meat was never going to become to the norm.
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Anon10/24/26, 22:04No.22259624
Still Is Libtard