worst food delivery experience

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Anon09/05/26, 05:42No.22186827

I was traveling and ended up bedridden in a hotel in Strasbourg, so I ordered a poke bowl and sat in the lobby waiting for it. The African negroid delivering it was too retarded to find the entrance to the hotel and kept going up and down the same street messaging me like he expected me to go out and find him. Then when he finally got there I took one bite and it tasted spoiled, so I just threw it out and went to sleep without eating anything.

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Anon09/05/26, 06:00No.22186850

Food delivery is a fake job that should not exist. Ridiculous fees, untimely delivery, infested with immigrants and other low class persons, and removes the necessary human connection between you and the person who cooked the food. Stop supporting bad behavior, and pick up your own food.

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Anon09/05/26, 06:07No.22186863

That image... WTF. First off, 'where is . i have' is some of the laziest shit I've ever seen. But to urinate on someone's bag of food? What the fuck? Was that the driver's last night on the job or something? There's no way you keep your job after that. Do we know more? Was this some kind of low/no tip retaliation piss?

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Anon09/05/26, 16:07No.22187293

>>only ever get delivery when travelling for work Mr Fuckin Broke over here lmao

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Anon09/05/26, 16:09No.22187296

Some Ubereats pajeeta managed to deliver a crunched up pizza and the place is like 5 minutes from here and the road is straight. Never again.

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Anon09/06/26, 00:25No.22187825

order pizza from dominoes. smells like absolute shit....wtf!? i'm so fucking drunk and hungry i dont care. few weeks later order again, this time i met the guy outside, its the same delivery driver as last time. his car is a total hoarder situation,....trash fucking everywhere, up to the window on passenger side. smells like shit again. omfg. thats why. I really didnt wanna be that guy but fuck that, called the store and complained. the guy never delivered to me again.get drunk order a pizza, same dominoes. I'm in my bed room, all the lights are off in the rest of my apartment. like 45 min later hear some noise. Walk into my living room, my front door is wide open and all i can see is the silhouette of a man standing in my door way, illuminated by the outside porch light. hes fucking MASSIVE, im tiny guy. this guy just decided to let himself inside my place. I was so fucking drunk and scared, i knew i just had to act cool. took the pizza and said thanks. gave him a decent "dont kill me" tip. never ordered from that store again.

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Anon09/06/26, 08:01No.22188256

I know more than one person who lives off doordash, using it a least once a day. And it's not like they can afford it. They're always crying about finances and living paycheck to paycheck.

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Anon09/06/26, 10:01No.22188344

Bag is sealed though. Cook your own shit, that's why you're here.

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Anon09/06/26, 11:08No.22188399

People who use DoorDash should be shot

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Anon09/06/26, 13:13No.22188499

One time my food was being delivered by some fag on a bike. He took fucking forever to show up and when he did he was shaking and practically crying because some guy almost hit him with his car. He was exactly as you imagine him to be. Also the food was stone cold.Beyond that it's just shit being wrong and getting nothing back for it. I hate these apps, it's my wife who orders with them. If I'm too lazy to cook I could at least pick the shit up myself.

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Anon09/06/26, 19:53No.22188980

>3-4 years ago >get pizza delivery >pizza shop doesn't have drivers >outsources to doordash >get a phone call >some thirdie that doesn't speak english >i have pizza >i say what? >i have pizza come out >i say "you're the delivery guy?" >yes come out >think the guy is probably paralyzed and can't get out of his car or something >go to his car >reaches over to the back seat >he turns the entire bag vertical, pulls it out, and hands it to me >say "dude that's not how you pull the pizza out of the bag." >he looks at me like a retard >say never mind take the pizza and leave >obviously i don't give him a tip >open the pizza box, maybe it's not that bad >pizza is half collapsed, cheese and toppings fallen off even more >call pizza shop >tell them 2/3 the pizza is basically ruined >they apologize and send the poor girl who took the complaint on the phone to drive it personally >she says that this is happening often with doordash >give her the tip cuz she didn't ask for a thirdie to be assigned to her shop

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Anon09/06/26, 20:02No.22188994

Hey. Morons. Food delivery used to be a heavily regulated job that required special insurance and a full background check and was staffed with people making a decent living. Then Uber came around. Not satisfied with sidestepping every taxi regulation in existence, they also decided to the same with delivery. All delivery. Basically all the last-mile infrastructure that isn't USPS or international shipping companies has been replaced with Uber and Spark and other such repurposed rideshare apps.Turns out flouting regulation in a race to the bottom is bad for the consumer, who'd have thought?

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Anon09/06/26, 20:15No.22189008

just know that this is the same APP setting up the delivery just like this 1 pick up 5 deliveries

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Anon09/06/26, 20:59No.22189051

I rarely get food delivered but one time I got some fettuccine alfredo and I guess they forgot to strain the water lol

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Anon09/08/26, 15:16No.22191748

I haven't had any food delivered in about 30 years.the closest thing I can think of was someone in my neighborhood put the wrong address on their account and their pizza kept coming to our house. it took about 3 times before they figured it out.

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Anon09/08/26, 16:13No.22191809

>be me >pizza slut delivery guy >go to 1st address >old couple in bondage gear and butt floss answers the door >go to 2nd address >old lady with saggy milkers answers the door in lingerie >go to 3rd address >it doesn't exist...at least not in our dimension...instead it's hidden in a weird dead end street with no lights and shrouded in bushes and kitty litter >old weird dude answers the door >he genuinely looks surprised I found him in under 30 minutes >go to 4th address >giggling teen foids think they're cute and try to flirt >i was happily married and loyal >go to 5th address >strip club full of ugly, titless, roastie sluts >they think they're hot shit and give me my tip in my in my underpants >I'm repulsed and nope the fuck out >i get tested for STIs the next day >I thank Odin my hammer is untainted and my slingstones are intactFuck delivery jobs.

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Anon09/08/26, 16:35No.22191832

if you have a car and can drive, there is literally no excuse to just order online and go pick it up yourself other than being a lazy piece of shit. it's a waste of money and the quality of service is always bad, food is almost never fresh and customizations are almost never done, and on top of that you're paying close to 2x more compared to just take out. I haven't used door dash in almost 10 years, and only time I ever do delivery now is when I'm sloshed late at night and get dominos delivered since I don't want to drunk cook, the place closest to me still does their own delivery and doesn't contract it out to doordash or ubereats

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Anon09/08/26, 17:22No.22191918

49 out of 50 times it's fine but then some fuckwit eats half of the hamburger patty and puts it back. id rather have the whole burger stolen, thank god i noticed and didn't take a bite, unthinkable what diseases i could have caught.

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Anon09/08/26, 17:53No.22191976

>negman!

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Anon09/08/26, 17:54No.22191979

Doordash is the ultimate sign of retardation above all the other signs of retardation. Not only is fast food already a combination of low quality, overpriced, slow, and unenjoyable, but some people specifically want it to cost much more and arrive colder and after 5 stops. Lmao.

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Anon09/08/26, 17:54No.22191980

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Anon09/08/26, 17:55No.22191984

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Anon09/08/26, 17:56No.22191987

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Anon09/08/26, 18:22No.22192032

I've never used delivery except pizza over the phone, feels great to not have my food fondled by a somalian that's going to spit in it/get dog hair all over it/blast it with their heat vents/smoke around it etc

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Anon09/08/26, 18:35No.22192049

I've never ordered food to my house. I also don't eat fast food I guess.

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Anon09/08/26, 21:05No.22192253

Eat shit, bigot.

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Anon09/08/26, 21:22No.22192278

Charge that shit back

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Anon09/08/26, 21:42No.22192306

Every food delivery is a bad experience because I'm obviously in a bad state of mind to order in the first place and the delivery person is obviously in a bad state in life to need to do that for a living.

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Anon09/08/26, 21:43No.22192307

he's just a drunkard

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Anon09/08/26, 21:53No.22192317

Who would trust trash that can't even pass a basic background check for a normal job to deliver their food?

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Anon09/08/26, 22:28No.22192386

>that anon was being completely sincere in his love for doordash >exclusively orders pizzas and burgers lmao post physique fat boy. i thought you were baiting but this is just depressing.

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Anon09/08/26, 22:31No.22192392

I never order delivery because I live in an apartment with multiple entrances. It's too much of a pain in the ass to figure out what side of the building the driver is on, so I just get carry out.

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Anon09/09/26, 01:09No.22192605

My recent African fresh off the boat delivery person pulled onto my kinda remote gravel driveway with only two houses. Looked at me standing there. Then proceeded to walk around looking for the house. Even gave that nigga a delivery cost and he was still confused where the food should go

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Anon09/09/26, 02:49No.22192770

nobody really wants to read either of your gay faggot egos argue

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Anon09/09/26, 15:25No.22193355

>decide to spoil myself and order lunch in for once You talk like an absolute faggot, I'm very happy you had a bad experience

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Anon09/09/26, 17:53No.22193572

>drunk as hell at 2 AM >order some chicken on Doordash >delivery driver shows up an hour later, refuses to drop the chicken on the doorstep for some reason >keeps messaging me >ignore all of his messages >he drives off with the chicken >submit a complaint to Doordash via email >they apologize and send me $100 credit, about twice what I paid for the chicken >use up all of the credit on slop >never use Doordash again

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Anon09/09/26, 22:05No.22194003

I've been unemployed for a bit and I've been considering Dashing or one of the other apps. Is it worth it for a short period or will I want to kill myself day one?

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