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Anonymous09/01/26, 18:11No.22181013
A tin appears on the table.
It is unopened.
The label says:
SARDINES
NET WEIGHT: 120g
You turn the tin over.
There is no bottom.
The rabbit whispers:
“They're already inside.”
You open it.
Inside the tin is the ocean.
Not a miniature ocean.
The ocean.
Dark water moves beneath the lid. Something silver flashes far below.
Then another.
Then thousands.
A school of sardines turns simultaneously and looks upward.
The rabbit leans over the tin.
“Do you know why sardines swim together?”
You say no.
“Neither do they.”
The school turns again.
Perfectly synchronized.
Left.
Right.
Left.
Right.
The rabbit begins laughing.
“That's the beautiful part.”
One sardine swims upward.
It passes through the surface.
Then another.
Then another.
Soon the room is full of silver fish, swimming through the air like thoughts.
The rabbit catches one.
It whispers:
“A sardine is just a fish that forgot it was alone.”
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Anon09/01/26, 18:19No.22181024
Why does this happen so often nowadays?
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Anon09/01/26, 19:03No.22181063
>it's actually alumininininininininininininium
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Anon09/01/26, 20:02No.22181112
getting a bit tired of putting pasta on muh deenz. what should i pair them with? i've heard people put them on crackers but it doesn't sound very appealing.
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Anon09/01/26, 23:23No.22181387
>The label says:
>SARDINES
>i ignore it and go find actual food instead of cat snacks
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Anon09/01/26, 23:24No.22181388
>silver
sardines are gold, not silver.
the rabbit is tricking you.
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Anon09/02/26, 01:37No.22181564
Your meme is stale.
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Anon09/02/26, 05:59No.22181801
>The rabbit whispers:
>“They're already inside.”
And that's where they're staying.
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Anon09/02/26, 06:08No.22181812
>rabbit
Only one way...
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Anon09/02/26, 15:46No.22182343
Skinless and boneless?
That shit is for pussies
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Anon09/05/26, 00:42No.22186475
Why do you got to make it a Sex thing? Its just tinned fish
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Anon09/05/26, 02:55No.22186633
>Not a miniature ocean.
Dropped
Get fucked faggot
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Anon09/06/26, 13:48No.22188538
what are my current limits until token reset
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Anon09/06/26, 19:03No.22188917
The deenz at my local grocery store are always sold out thanks to the stupid deenz food trend on TikTok. How am I supposed to get my deenz fix now, deenzbros?
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Anon09/08/26, 02:15No.22191046
Beautiful
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Anon09/08/26, 02:20No.22191053
>“Neither do they.”
fuck off, that was unreasonably funny
great post, buddy
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Anon09/08/26, 05:27No.22191252
And of course us autists just eat them straight out of the can