A
Anonymous10/02/25, 17:21No.21634017
What does /ck/ like to eat on the go? I like having a road cucumber
156
Replies
A
Anon10/02/25, 17:28No.21634028
trout chowder
A
Anon10/02/25, 17:29No.21634029
every time i see your fucking volvo im reminded that no matter what i do in life, a literal autist in sweden on welfare will somehow mog me
A
Anon10/02/25, 17:29No.21634033
this
A
Anon10/02/25, 17:30No.21634035
where do you get your cucumbers? Willy’s?
A
Anon10/02/25, 17:31No.21634038
is your hand a prosthetic? why does it look like you have hydraulics lol
A
Anon10/02/25, 17:35No.21634047
road hummer
A
Anon10/02/25, 17:55No.21634094
do you… actually eat it while driving? would make me nauseous as fuck
A
Anon10/02/25, 18:10No.21634120
your twinkish hand is as delicate as a thinly shaved english cucumber
A
Anon10/02/25, 18:15No.21634131
the award for the most reddit-post of the year goes to OP!
>le so random
meanwhile
>tranny hand
>man-love symbol on steering wheel
A
Anon10/02/25, 19:09No.21634235
Do you stick it in your vagina when you have to drive?
A
Anon10/02/25, 20:03No.21634340
eating and drinking in cars or public transportation is disgusting, literally monke behavior
A
Anon10/02/25, 20:19No.21634366
Oh hey its the soybot guy again. I see your hand still looks deformed and gay
A
Anon10/02/25, 21:10No.21634422
I like these because they get spicy pickled meat juice all over my car when I open them.
A
Anon10/02/25, 23:22No.21634640
more like you rode that cucumber.
A
Anon10/02/25, 23:23No.21634642
ai image.
nobody's skin is that plastic looking, plus the cuke looks layered in.
A
Anon10/03/25, 03:26No.21634935
Three cans of beer
A
Anon10/03/25, 03:48No.21634956
I like to eat things that require me to put sauce from packets on it, like squeezing ketchup on fries or nuggets or hot sauce onto tacobell so not only am I making a filthy mess I am also endangering the public/disregarding traffic laws while I am distracted.
A
Anon10/03/25, 05:38No.21635105
What model? I have a s60 twincharged. Looking at a xc90 for trips
A
Anon10/03/25, 10:04No.21635319
are you a mod or jannie? also how many cucumbers do you consume per week lol
A
Anon10/03/25, 10:48No.21635355
I don't eat in my car. But eating a cucumber is very Balkan coded.
A
Anon10/03/25, 11:30No.21635386
Why are you sideways?
A
Anon10/03/25, 11:36No.21635394
>I like having a road cucumber
Make sure you dont forget about it, one time I stopped for gas a a cucumber slid right down my pants leg.
A
Anon10/03/25, 12:21No.21635434
A
Anon10/03/25, 13:06No.21635487
a belt of scotch with a hot chicken sandwich and if the fuckin pigs give me trouble i got something for they ass ykwim
A
Anon10/03/25, 16:26No.21635730
i used to work on the road and would eat everything from bananas to messy shawarmas while driving
also a little drinky poo doesnt hurt for afternoon rush hour traffic
A
Anon10/03/25, 16:28No.21635736
lol my ex used to just munch on cucumbers like that
A
Anon10/03/25, 16:31No.21635744
mr cucumber swede, what did you eat today? what are your favorite meals besides cucumbers and dr pepper
A
Anon10/03/25, 16:32No.21635749
Me, sometimes I like to just chomp into a loaf of bread.
A
Anon10/03/25, 16:34No.21635758
String cheese
A
Anon10/03/25, 16:36No.21635764
A
Anon10/03/25, 16:37No.21635765
Myself, I just prefer to Comsume calorically empty liquids.Maybe if I'm in a hurry to hit the road, a gas station breakfast Sandwich, but I have eating, while driving.
A
Anon10/03/25, 20:09No.21636076
Sooner or later you’ll break down and buy a buttplug
A
Anon10/03/25, 21:31No.21636236
>nuvolvo
yikes
A
Anon10/04/25, 13:43No.21637290
he doesnt eat it for the flavor.
A
Anon10/04/25, 22:53No.21638023
Your slender, feminine hands betray your nature, Anon. I know what you are.
A
Anon10/04/25, 23:04No.21638036
this is the guy that kept posting pics of his food with his "gf" right
A
Anon10/04/25, 23:28No.21638069
>buys a modern Volvo
It’s literally a rebadged Great Wall
A
Anon10/06/25, 09:37No.21640623
carrot smeared with peanut butter or hot mustard
A
Anon10/06/25, 09:41No.21640630
A
Anon10/06/25, 11:05No.21640687
>road cucumber
That sounds gay as hell you homo
A
Anon10/06/25, 15:01No.21640988
stay strong mr swede, those who hate your autism deserve only death
A
Anon10/07/25, 10:25No.21642589
remember to eat a cucumber today, please
A
Anon10/08/25, 05:40No.21644500
>things to eat while driving
most fruits, trail mix, bagel, sour patch kids, chips
A
Anon10/08/25, 23:40No.21645960
what species is this thing… i think i’ve legit seen lizards with less alien looking hands. when the ayys come I guess they will be riding volvos and eating cucumbers…
A
Anon10/09/25, 00:59No.21646067
this bad boy right here
A
Anon10/09/25, 09:01No.21646660
/out/ here.I enjoy a proper summit dog. you buy it somewhere near the trailhead, even if it's Costco or Target, doesn't matter. wrap in foil, do your hike, and enjoy it on a nice overlook. 10/10 everytime>ai as required
A
Anon10/10/25, 02:36No.21648139
watch out mr swede, i am starting to see an influx of fakes, there are more dr pepper threads than ever before, and even your classic meal is now poorly prepared by a filthy finn. you need to defend your turf, i trust in you autists.
A
Anon10/10/25, 21:56No.21649515
>Soybot... my strength is waning...
A
Anon10/11/25, 13:33No.21650530
I usually eat pastrami in the car, other foods make me nauseous, but pastrami never does. Also wtf is wrong with your hand?? Are you just a lengthened human, I need to know what you look like, holy shjt
A
Anon10/11/25, 14:43No.21650616
These
A
Anon10/12/25, 08:41No.21652164
Old Trapper peppered or hot & spicy, tabasco slim jims or snickers ice cream bar.
A
Anon10/12/25, 09:28No.21652187
Just beer.
A
Anon10/13/25, 03:06No.21653872
do people seriously eat in their car? why? is this actually something the average person does?
A
Anon10/13/25, 10:59No.21654562
What's with the tranny hands?
A
Anon10/13/25, 14:48No.21654851
For me, it's calzones.
A
Anon10/13/25, 21:27No.21655536
A
Anon10/14/25, 11:49No.21656652
Stop eating in your cars you fukken animals
A
Anon10/14/25, 11:50No.21656653
for me it is pizza.
A
Anon10/16/25, 11:33No.21660390
What the fuck is wrong with your hand? Are you 4’11?
A
Anon10/16/25, 11:59No.21660412
Pepperoni, it's only $3
A
Anon10/17/25, 05:10No.21661791
asian noodles
A
Anon10/17/25, 11:57No.21662147
burgers. love that car burger smell.
A
Anon10/17/25, 19:43No.21662806
have you ever eaten your cucumber crispbread in the car? seems like a good road trip meal
A
Anon10/18/25, 12:26No.21664214
Always been partial to some gas station nachos.
