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Anonymous10/17/25, 22:34No.61142806I hate the name of my business
It's called like Punch Out and it's a massage parler.
I want to KMS every time I read it but I am too fatigued to come up with a new name and brand.
What do I do besides kms?
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Anon10/17/25, 22:35No.61142811
Ask ChatGPT for a better name
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Anon10/17/25, 22:40No.61142833
Call it Happy Endings
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Anon10/17/25, 22:40No.61142835
just name it "Yellow Fever" and hire a bunch of hot girls
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Anon10/17/25, 22:42No.61142854
You’re going to get sued by Mike Tyson and he’s going to fuck you until you love him
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Anon10/17/25, 22:43No.61142856
I would’ve called it Happy Endings Massage and Pizza Parlor
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Anon10/17/25, 22:46No.61142875
name it heart attack parlor
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Anon10/17/25, 22:55No.61142940
I need to do an entire rebranding bros and I want to kms just from thinking about doing that
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Anon10/17/25, 23:11No.61143013
op you sound dumb as fuck. it sounds like a gym or a mma studiowhy the fuck did you name it that...>let me look up a massage parlor to relax
of punch out doesn't sound relaxing fk that placeyou might as well have named it anal fissure
or shoulder rapenext time name it somthing that is a primary thought of of getting a massage you fucking spegshould have named it relaxation station or something catchyLMFAO punchout
let me punch out your back bc it hurts
op is an actual retard lmfaocome on down to shoulder rape we got a deal on happy specials by an actual special buy 2 rape tastic massages get one freenigger look up naming decisions of successful franchises apply these principles
to things that deal with relaxation
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Anon10/17/25, 23:11No.61143014
This
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Anon10/17/25, 23:15No.61143031
Okay, this is hilarious.
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Anon10/17/25, 23:18No.61143044
need more info
like chat room style?
Stockhouse?
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Anon10/17/25, 23:27No.61143091
Just call it OP's gay massage
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Anon10/17/25, 23:40No.61143164
>It's called like Punch Out and it's a massage parler
what the fuck, any name is better than that shit, put a generic oriental name, Zen something, i dont know, what kind of name is Punch out? do they KO the poor motherfuckers to dare enter? holy shit pal.
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Anon10/17/25, 23:52No.61143220
One Eyed Jacks. Note that there is no possessive apostrophe. Because the joke is that you are jacking people off. You provide "jacks" to your customers. One eyed relates to the urethra opening on the head of the penis.
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Anon10/17/25, 23:55No.61143234
You don’t even know how to spell parlour dude.
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Anon10/18/25, 00:08No.61143297
The problem with the name not standing on its own is that you need to spend the rest of your life establishing trust, it's daunting. If you can pull it off, you'll stand out, but the name still needs to mean something.If I flip it to "Punch out from work", it could work, but that still doesn't actually mean "get a massage". Hardest task I've ever taken on in my life, desu. Easiest is to just change the name, but then you risk ending up generic. You need an angle in a saturated market...
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Anon10/18/25, 00:10No.61143311
I'm back to reconsidering the name, though that advice was unbelievably high IQ for this board
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Anon10/18/25, 00:18No.61143353
give out free cups of fruit punch everyones ahppy and fits the theme
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Anon10/18/25, 00:20No.61143362
get geeked on adderall and then just do it
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Anon10/18/25, 02:23No.61143952
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Anon10/18/25, 02:25No.61143962
OP Im gonna punch out your fart box
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Anon10/18/25, 02:33No.61143996
sneed
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Anon10/18/25, 12:49No.61145869
Call it Schwanzeslust and watch german girls giggle in front of your shop.
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Anon10/18/25, 16:16No.61146680
I finally found my name. Currently in talks with the current domain owner. I am going to start over.
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Anon10/18/25, 19:44No.61147662
>naming your business after a SNES boxing game
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Anon10/18/25, 21:04No.61148078
Honestly if Perplexity can do it so can Punch Out. Imagine if Perplexity was called AISearch, they would destroy the market immediately, yet they’re working their asses off to make Perplexity happen and it’s just never going to happen
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Anon10/18/25, 21:22No.61148170
You should call it NSMB
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Anon10/18/25, 21:54No.61148310
I can't wait until OP is a billionaire CEO of the PUNCH OUT spa franchise which has taken over the world and he's doing an interview on Fox Business and at the end he goes off script trying to explain how he has always hated the name and is giving the sort of nervous smile only an emotionally tortured suicidal maniac can give
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Anon10/19/25, 08:48No.61150413
Call it Street Fighter. I would go.
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Anon10/19/25, 09:59No.61150563
How is owning a massage parlor anyway? Do you get freebies from the girls whenever you want?