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Anon·04/25/25 20:47·No.60278989

Welcome to /biz/ - Business & Finance

This board is for the discussion of topics related to business, economics, financial markets, securities, currencies (including cryptocurrencies), commodities, etc -- as well as topics relating to starting and running a business. Discussions of government policy must be strictly limited to economic...

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Anon·03/15/26 08:42·No.61986713

/smg/ - stock market general

Happy Ides of March >Latest developments in Iran war https://iran.liveuamap.com/ >Some helpful links to numb the pain https://findahelpline.com/ https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/ https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds https://jlingz.com/ >Educational sites: https://www.investopedia.com https://www.khan...

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Anon·03/14/26 18:03·No.61984613

What's the difference between buying shitcoins and betting on 3-leg parlays?

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Anon·03/14/26 22:48·No.61985604

how high will bitcoin go when trump sends ground troops into Iran?

Obviously it has now been proven to be a safe-haven asset, I'm betting 500k minimum.

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Anon·03/14/26 18:47·No.61984769

I was making minimum wage at a grocery store and dreamed of making 100k I got the training, I got the certifications, I'm making 100k now in blue collar work, but I can see how little that is now in the grand scheme of things. I feel just as poor as I did when making minimum wage. I want fuck you mo...

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Anon·03/14/26 23:23·No.61985727

I thought oracles were tough to make/maintain? Why didn't Hyperliquid bend the knee to Chainlink? If the most used crypto project doesn't use Chainlink, why is AAVE and others paying Chainlink for their oracles?

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Anon·03/15/26 10:10·No.61986789

i deserve having rich parents

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Anon·03/15/26 09:12·No.61986747

It's the bear market over? We're unironically showing a lot of strength and everytime we go down because of some random panic, we recover in a few hours.

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Anon·03/14/26 16:05·No.61984260

have you ever driven or been inside a Rolls Royce??

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Anon·03/14/26 05:33·No.61983146

What if this bitcoin pump is a massive pump and dump orchestrated through insider trading and the entire economy is going to rugpull very soon?

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Anon·03/15/26 09:58·No.61986781

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anon·03/14/26 06:55·No.61983281

Tick tock wagie

Would you look at those gas prices. How many hours of slaving to fill your tank all so you can commute to work, wagie?

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Anon·03/13/26 23:32·No.61981998

let me see if i get the rules of this rigged game straight: >win condition: maximize profits >if players sell the price drops >if players buy the price rises >gameplay: decide whether to buy/sell just before the majority reach the same conclusion anything else i should now?

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Anon·03/13/26 20:41·No.61981316

I enjoy discussing economics and finance with normies. As the discussion goes on and I keep saying things that are correct that the normie does not know about, the normie gets more triggered. Then after that, the normie usually starts throwing insults. Normies love to throw insults when they have no...

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Anon·03/15/26 04:07·No.61986388

How do you even create a production of this scale? How do you reach this level of success? I can't even fathom it I've had similar thoughts about creating something massive like Amazon. Like you have to be an actual psychopath to have the drive to create something that big

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Anon·03/13/26 04:24·No.61977484

Buying a house makes no sense anymore

Renting is the way to go >no maintenance / repairs >no insurance >no interest on your monthly payments >no taxes >not bound to a 30 year contract

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Anon·03/14/26 21:13·No.61985303

>this fag boomer said he is going to donate 99.99% of his wealth to scam charity when he dies why are boomers like this?

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Anon·03/15/26 01:29·No.61986078

Best of /biz /thread. Post some screenshots of legendary and epic breads in this lonely Saturday evening

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Anon·03/14/26 19:02·No.61984829

>I work in tech >I make 7 figures a year >I - ACK Meta Platforms may cut up to 20% of its workforce as it spends heavily on ai.

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Anon·03/15/26 06:35·No.61986613

Day 336 of Trump posting till his memecoin reaches $70

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Anon·03/15/26 09:03·No.61986732

The Ultimate Blackpill

>Billionaire Charlie Munger Told A 30-Year-Old That Investing For 'Financial Freedom' Is Nearly Impossible, Unless You've Got $10 Million Saved https://finance.yahoo.com/news/billionaire-charlie-munger-told-30-154509129.html

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Anon·03/14/26 00:52·No.61982381

Beginner here. Never bought crypto in my life. Where do I start what do I buy? Looking for something that makes me rich fast. Not a long time investment

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Anon·03/14/26 16:26·No.61984332

who else trapped in a long above $72k

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Anon·03/12/26 18:52·No.61975306

All you need to do is make 3% on 200k USD starting capital 60 times to make it. 3% is extremely low risk and modest. You can do it.

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Anon·03/13/26 23:03·No.61981856

/GME/ - Not Comfy MAR10 Edition

>Basic Information >gme.cac site redacted due to aids https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021) >Daily reminder s[Kek Melvies]bzilp4 >Mandatory study time >The Everything Short reddit.com/mgucv2 >^watch-alon...

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Anon·03/15/26 03:40·No.61986348

all it takes to collapse the american economy is some brown people and jews fighting 8,000 miles away

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Anon·03/14/26 16:34·No.61984354

After 5 years of getting my ass kicked and 200k of money lost, I am finally done. I accepted defeat.

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Anon·03/13/26 00:15·No.61976822

they're about to nuke something in case you were wondering

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Anon·03/14/26 07:14·No.61983314

Does the AI industry even have a chance after companies started gumping their models due to not being able to afford all the data centers it requires to run a LLM? Nobody wants to pay for a robo-gump.

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Anon·03/06/26 18:43·No.61946082

/XSG/ XRP Schizo General #2534

Previous thread: >>61917711 [/biz/thread/61917711#p61917711] >Buy XRP on: Coinbase, Binance, Bitrue, Uphold, Robinhood, Kraken, Kucoin, etc >Why hold XRP? https://youtu.be/5urrOWO0KDI >Newfag Tutorial: https://youtu.be/23Yn5GdYpJc >XRPL Guide: https://xrpl.guide >XRPL Explorer: https://bithomp.com...

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Anon·03/13/26 02:18·No.61977204

Day 1662 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

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Anon·03/12/26 18:10·No.61975027

How can I make like $15 a week completely effortless? What are you guys doing?

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Anon·03/15/26 05:48·No.61986544

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Anon·03/15/26 04:09·No.61986390

Holy fuck!!! I’m rich!!! So long biz

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Anon·03/14/26 02:43·No.61982834

/pmg/ - Precious Metals General

kook edition >Why Gold & Silver? https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo >Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos >Bullion dealers https://libertycoin.com/(US) https://www.chards.co.uk/(EU/UK) https://...

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Anon·03/15/26 06:12·No.61986578

Does anyone actually make a living trading options?

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Anon·03/10/26 17:50·No.61964560

Is BTC just a store of value or more?

People say BTC is boring since it’s not pumping. Is this all it’s gonna be or will it evolve further?

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Anon·03/13/26 22:19·No.61981694

Hypothetical inheritance

If you hypothetically were european and hypothetically inherited money equivalent to 165 000 USD as a young adult, what would you hypothetically do with it?

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Anon·03/15/26 06:08·No.61986568

Back in 2008 I didn't even notice there was a crash because I didn't watch the news. Can we avoid recessions by just like, not participating? Is it really that simple?

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Anon·03/14/26 04:35·No.61983055

Was 2008 just a complete black swan for housing since it was a real estate bubble? If there was a massive recession now would it even do much for housing since it's not specifically that sector crashing this time?

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Anon·03/15/26 06:41·No.61986624

Does index investing make you someone else's sucker?

>SpaceX wants early inclusion on the Nasdaq 100 index, making it a necessary condition for a potential listing on the tech-heavy exchange, two of the people said. Its plans could still change, said the people, who asked not to be identified because the discussions are confidential. >Under Nasdaq's ...

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Anon·03/15/26 07:31·No.61986658

Panama asks Chinese shipping giant Cosco to return to Canal

https://www.straitstimes.com/world/panama-asks-chinese-shipping-giant-cosco-to-return-to-canal

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Anon·03/14/26 14:40·No.61984010

How do I stop being poor?

I want to invest around 60K euros into something but 5-15% annualized returns will not make me escape poverty.

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Anon·03/14/26 09:15·No.61983470

The older I get the less joy I find in anything, and it doesn't help that the world is going to shit as well. Is this why middle aged men careermaxx? Everything else is just boring and pointless. You don't have the same social or relationship opportunities as in your 20s, you won't have the same at...

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Anon·03/12/26 09:56·No.61972971

Will this war bankrupt America?

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Anon·03/15/26 05:54·No.61986552

Why be rich when you can just fake it?

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Anon·03/13/26 03:16·No.61977332

82js767361hn9k >*○`~₩¤

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Anon·03/14/26 05:45·No.61983168

What do you do in this situation

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Anon·03/14/26 20:42·No.61985188

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Anon·03/12/26 08:41·No.61972877

>work >Gym >Work >gym >Work >Gym >Work >Family obligation >One day off >Work >Gym

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Anon·03/09/26 13:43·No.61957787

WEAT - the play everyone is missing

This is potentially the most consequential second-order effect from the oil crisis and almost nobody in retail trading is talking about it yet. Oil and natural gas aren't just fuel — they're the foundational feedstock for nitrogen fertilizer. The Haber-Bosch process converts natural gas into ammonia...

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Anon·03/13/26 04:38·No.61977512

>Future of Finance!

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Anon·03/14/26 00:41·No.61982324

Looking at the next 30-50 years

investing now until deep into the 2040s into a concrete wood boomer box is peak retarded. The natural demand is deflating for demographic reasons, that won't stop those ponzi companies (banks, pension funds, mutual asset funds...) that built there entire business model on rehypothecation and collate...

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Anon·03/14/26 23:24·No.61985729

Day 8 of snailposting every day until oil is at $200

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Anon·03/14/26 19:22·No.61984890

How are their fundamentals like? Everyone seems to be saying they're just burning money non-stop.

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Anon·03/14/26 22:35·No.61985563

Day 455 of cyber/cypherpunk posting until Bitcoin hits 1,000,000$

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Anon·03/15/26 01:14·No.61986031

has anyone successfully left wage slavery through an online business? i think i have the right skillset and good tastes to make it, but i am not sure the path looks like. how do i transmute online clicks into currency?

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Anon·03/15/26 04:55·No.61986463

Buy the dip, libtards.

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Anon·03/15/26 04:23·No.61986415

so what else besides traveling should i say? Being a care taker for my ill parents?

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Anon·03/15/26 02:21·No.61986182

I start waging for the first time in 2 months on Monday. I'm gonna miss the neet lifestyle somewhat. Any financial advice?

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Anon·03/12/26 21:36·No.61976281

Why haven't you taken the passport bro/foreign wife pill? Just did my taxes MFJ and I got like an $8k refund, normally I pay. Plus they are cuter and less bitchy than their western counterparts.

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Anon·03/13/26 21:00·No.61981395

How much would you pay to have a jamboy on your next golf outing?

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Anon·03/14/26 13:44·No.61983902

Day 240 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

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Anon·03/15/26 04:51·No.61986457

What did Sergey's Big Mac Fund (ticker: link) mean by this?

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Anon·02/26/26 04:33·No.61904368

pain and misery are the only friends of the linkie

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Anon·03/14/26 12:20·No.61983747

>get raise to $150k/yr >allegedly make more than 85% of americans >still feel poor i think life starts at $250k/yr, which is 95th percentile. and that's assuming you have no external money drains (wife, kids, debt, etc.)

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Anon·03/13/26 23:00·No.61981834

What went wrong?

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Anon·03/13/26 12:26·No.61978470

Is financing this car a good business decision Im a broke college student btw. I have maybe $1300 to my name..

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Anon·03/14/26 22:29·No.61985542

How do you profit off the inevitable unraveling of the American empire?

We all know the collapse is coming, but what will you do? Try to time the bottom buying stocks before they go to zero? Stack shiny rocks, or digital nothings?

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Anon·03/11/26 17:24·No.61969780

Which cryptocurrencies will be defined as commodities? Which altcoins are fucked? I'm exchanging my securities crypto for commodities crypto.

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Anon·03/13/26 04:06·No.61977439

Post your bobinas to manifest bitcoin going to 60k by eow.

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Anon·03/15/26 04:15·No.61986399

I lost $3k because of you niggas

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Anon·03/14/26 23:09·No.61985657

If I move to Thailand I can live a basic life off like $300 per month and never have to work again. Don't even need a net worth more than 250k to make it all work.

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Anon·03/08/26 01:24·No.61950213

/BBBYQ/ - Dr Burry Edition

>rc buys 7,780,000 shares of BBBY, and $60-$80 strike calls worth 1,670,100 shares in March 2022 >rc sells shares and calls of BBBY in august 2022 >rc has a sitdown with a famous corporate raider, Carl Icahn in october 2022 >rc offers 400 million for BBBY in December 2022 >pitchbook (best M&A so...

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Anon·03/12/26 23:59·No.61976772

No Future in US Stocks

And the worst part is, it's going to be the shittiest, crabbiest, slowest rug of all time. One where no one makes any money on the way down. Where time in the market actively makes you poor just because of opportunity cost and USD devalu6eing.

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Anon·03/15/26 03:12·No.61986293

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Anon·03/13/26 18:48·No.61980747

You guys realize you can just let it go up, instead of trying to trade every line of resistance like some wannabe wolf of wall street, and we will all make it in short order… right? Like just dont sell. Anyone, ever, and we are all rich by next week

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Anon·03/13/26 20:17·No.61981220

Why do companies list fake job postings

There are countless job postings but no one is hiring.

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Anon·03/14/26 15:08·No.61984090

Man these would be such fun times on old /biz/. There'd be a bunch of good new memes and people posting their retarded plays. Everything is just dead here. SAD!

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Anon·03/14/26 20:03·No.61985050

Why do people completely gloss over the fact that trust fund babies and nepo babies are extremely common in the US and all the talk about various income levels is irrelevant when you’re competing against kids whose parents give them 6-7 figures to buy a house? Almost every instance of a young adult...

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Anon·03/12/26 15:47·No.61974225

gas has been the same price for 25 years. its way too cheap at this point

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Anon·03/14/26 18:31·No.61984706

>no you cant tax a corporation they will just increase prices >no you cant fine a corporation they will just increase prices >no you cant increase wages they will just increase prices >no you cant just make food cheaper they will just decrease wages >no you cant give a corporation tax cuts so they i...

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Anon·03/13/26 23:15·No.61981915

NO MORE RATE CUTS

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Anon·03/14/26 22:24·No.61985525

/smg/ - stock market general

commodities are not stocks edition >Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance. >Latest developments in Iran war https://iran.liveuamap.com/ >Some helpful links to numb the pain https://findahelpline.com/ https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/ https://www.white...

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Anon·03/14/26 19:14·No.61984869

XRP is literally going to $10million

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Anon·02/21/26 00:01·No.61881576

/xmr/ Monero general

Welcome to /XMR/ Monero General, dedicated to the discussion of the world's most widely adopted privacy coin. XMR payments are anonymous, low-fee, and fully fungible. Users can send and receive XMR globally without having to worry about tainted coins. Battle-tested privacy tech (Ring Signatures, St...

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Anon·03/12/26 18:12·No.61975038

This piece of shit got sold for $5 million recently. Fuck this gay world

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Anon·03/14/26 16:43·No.61984380

Hey biz, I'm the townhome anon from last year... I did sell the property, because I was going to be relying on renting a bedroom out and my living room in the unfinished state it was in to float the place until I found a better job or went to trade school while waging in the mean time. But the pre...

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Anon·03/14/26 13:51·No.61983920

What are the chances of this IPO popping the AI bubble? my guess is that everybody and their grandma will want a piece of the pie but with every hedge fund balls deep into AI they will probably cut their loses to gain some liquidity and buy some stock and before you point out musk is into AI too rem...

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Anon·03/14/26 23:31·No.61985756

Day 5 doggooposting until DOGE reaches $0.30

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Anon·03/14/26 04:43·No.61983066

“Time spent on video games is time wasted not living your real life and your family and your children.” The wise one:

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Anon·03/13/26 22:12·No.61981670

PREPARE FOR OIL TO BE $200 soon

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Anon·03/13/26 23:03·No.61981854

Having too much money turns you into a weak faggot who is always searching for stupidly increasing comfort. The working class,on the other hand, is tough as hell. They can sleep on the floor if needed, don't sweat mosquito bites, they don't have to "pay" to some other faggot to fix whatever problem ...

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Anon·03/14/26 18:08·No.61984624

Day 535 Of Bobo Rekt in Anus Posting Until BTC is at 180K

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Anon·03/10/26 16:47·No.61964199

Chainlink explicitly mentioned by SWIFT

You may all sperg the fuck out now. Never fucking selling.

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Anon·03/11/26 20:52·No.61970713

Ripple cucking XRP holders again

Oof. Thanks for the money doe

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Anon·03/14/26 17:43·No.61984567

what phone apps you keep on your phone to monitor stocks and other news that might impact your finances? have a good day anons

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Anon·03/14/26 23:28·No.61985740

Prepare your asshole, Bobo.

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Anon·03/14/26 07:21·No.61983328

what the fuck, /biz/ told me ZEC is dead but now Foundry USA is announcing an "institutional-grade Zcash mining pool"??? what gives????

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Anon·03/13/26 00:28·No.61976872

All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces

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Anon·03/14/26 20:00·No.61985037

I missed it... yesterday night generational wealth slipped through my grasp. I'm only comfortably typing about it and not from a ditch with a shotgun barrel pressed against my tonsils is because i was rlly drunk yesterday. I was drunk AND high. Really bored, 2am on a friday. I'm usually a highrolle...

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Anon·03/14/26 20:37·No.61985172

I hope the noose gets even tighter and normies get bled dry. Gas prices and general price hikes due to the current political circus(Iran) is a good start. I hope there is another scamdemic though or some other large scale psyop to fuck and cripple them even more. Americattle demons deserve their su...

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Anon·03/13/26 17:34·No.61980208

I watched a video what if you had a trillion dollars and really puts into perspective how pointless it all is. If you had that much money you couldnt spend it all even if you wanted to. What would you do then. The best you could hope for to feel something is funding a squidgames i guess.

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Anon·03/14/26 12:20·No.61983748

why won't they let us pay our taxes in btc?

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Anon·03/12/26 22:42·No.61976538

Would this sort of economic system work?

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Anon·03/12/26 21:22·No.61976216

Think you're having a bad day?

https://x.com/WatcherGuru/status/2032204615140221318

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Anon·03/14/26 15:45·No.61984199

Filing taxes is a manufactured consent and humiliation ritual. Nothing makes me hate society more than filing, not even parting with the money. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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Anon·03/14/26 20:40·No.61985182

liquidation cascade to $60k starting in 3, 2, 1....

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Anon·03/14/26 20:33·No.61985153

In 2008 oil went up a lot before the crash.

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Anon·03/14/26 18:13·No.61984638

/smg/ - stock market general

Oil and wheat edition. >Latest developments in Iran war https://iran.liveuamap.com/ >Some helpful links to numb the pain https://findahelpline.com/ https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/ https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds https://jlingz.com/ >Educational sites: https://www.investopedia.com https://www.k...

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Anon·03/14/26 20:53·No.61985229

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Anon·03/13/26 17:46·No.61980293

It's over for US

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Anon·03/13/26 22:37·No.61981742

Reviving /biz/ and bringing back alpha to the board

Back in 2017 and even during covid lockdown I was able to browse this board and consistently find some high effort posts about a project or the occasional anon who dropped hidden gems that would pump 5-100x in value overnight. Nowadays the board is dead, and even during this last cycle, when the mar...

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Anon·03/14/26 15:28·No.61984144

Chilling w/ Rich People

I just spent 3 days working/chilling with people worth over 100 mil in a major city. I am a poor. AMA

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Anon·03/14/26 19:43·No.61984965

After being a wagie neet for 15 years after dropping out of elementary school, i went back and became a plumbgineer for a major government contractor making 75k after benefits and taxes but 124k before. But now they want to submit me to penis inspection day- what the helly? Also my fat white girlfri...

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Anon·03/13/26 17:01·No.61980015

I spent so much time on a job application just to realize I called them the wrong company name on my cover letter

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Anon·03/14/26 01:15·No.61982492

Is gumping your LLM the last resort lf a dying AI business? Why does it feel like the first domino in the cascading AI collapse...

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Anon·03/13/26 21:26·No.61981504

Why did Trump's plan to reduce oil prices fail?

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Anon·03/13/26 14:59·No.61979249

My stocks are all in red. It's been like this the whole month and they keep going down. I just keep buying the dip and I don't even feel like it's a good idea anymore... Fuck this fake and gay market....

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Anon·03/14/26 02:37·No.61982816

Day 1663 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

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Anon·03/14/26 13:36·No.61983885

/smg/ - stock market general

Escalation edition. >Latest developments in Iran war https://iran.liveuamap.com/ >Some helpful links to numb the pain https://findahelpline.com/ https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/ https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds https://jlingz.com/ >Educational sites: https://www.investopedia.com https://www.khan...

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Anon·03/14/26 07:59·No.61983385

Hey wagie, I know today is your government mandated day of rest, which you only have two of... but look at my fake tan hands!

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Anon·03/14/26 16:44·No.61984385

How can I start on crypto trading?

I'm done. I don't want to live this rat race lifestyle anymore. I don't expect to become rich, all I want is escape from the rat race, even if that means spending 12+ hours a day looking at btc graphs. What crypto exchanges should I use? Binance? Bybit? What threads/boards should I keep an eye on? H...

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Anon·03/14/26 11:43·No.61983694

Why did we bomb Iran

exactly here? Just how bad is this drop going to be?

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Anon·03/13/26 16:31·No.61979788

Potential double top on 73.8K

Last thread: >>61938409 [/biz/thread/61938409#p61938409] Its been almost 2 weeks and we didn't breach top of last bullrun's "first selloff". IF we will fall from here, and won't touch 90K ish anymore, then now would be a very perfect time to short.

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Anon·03/14/26 00:43·No.61982338

BEAR AND BULL BEAR AND BULL BEAR AND BULL

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Anon·03/04/26 01:36·No.61932834

Polkadot - First halving

https://polkadothalving.com/ 10 more days. https://www.parity.io/blog/refining-polkadots-economic-architecture-issuance-DOT-DAP-and-network-adjustments https://x.com/Polkadot/status/2028482336463945765 " Polkadot’s economic upgrade begins rolling out in 10 days. Enhanced tokenomics increases DOT sc...

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Anon·03/14/26 16:29·No.61984339

I am interested in buying cryptocurrencies that are not on etoro, what website should I use instead?

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Anon·03/13/26 23:01·No.61981843

How's that strait coming along?

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Anon·03/13/26 18:17·No.61980516

want revenge for GME? start buying oil

the us treasury is naked shorting oil futures right now to artificially slow down and depress the oil prices. imagine a GME style international buying frenzy on oil futures to push up the price and force the treasury to pay up after naked shorting billions of dollars worth of oil. if we make this sh...

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Anon·03/14/26 01:08·No.61982451

The world is about to lose 30% of its oil production

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Anon·03/14/26 12:53·No.61983816

biz i finally realized the final boss. no wonder he told you all to go all in on stocks over a primary residence, how'd that work out crypto bros?

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Anon·03/14/26 15:52·No.61984217

Anyone else shorting every friday and closing on sunday? What do you short? I find SOL works really well

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Anon·03/14/26 09:52·No.61983529

its too bad you wont be drafted

youre all pedo degenerates who think trump is going to help your bitcoin. god doesnt love haters. now people are going to send everyone to war. cant spend coin when youre dead but yaal are unfit to serve sadly. cause this planet would be better without a bunch of braindead cnuts. eric trump jr knows...

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Anon·03/09/26 15:26·No.61958388

Are you guys where you want to be in your careers more or less?

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Anon·03/14/26 07:32·No.61983347

Rich people are getting their stocks dumped. Arrogant traders who haven't still left crypto are getting their coins dumped. Meanwhile my wages have jumped dramatically. Life is easy and good.

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Anon·03/14/26 15:43·No.61984190

Financial gravity is real. Bulls will find that out soon enough.

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Anon·03/13/26 00:34·No.61976906

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

YOU FUCKING NIGGERS I'M GONNA GET RUINED

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Anon·03/11/26 21:21·No.61970825

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Anon·03/13/26 05:34·No.61977648

TOTAL. WAGIE. DEATH.

Step 1. You take out a loan Step 2. You pay it back It's really that simple.

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Anon·03/14/26 12:38·No.61983787

This is ridiculous

How the hell is this even possible? I mean, these scam coins' market cap usually stays in the tens of thousands. I've seen them go to hundreds of thousands and even million or two a couple of times, but this is just absurd now. Who has that much capital on hand just for a pump scam? And how the hell...

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Anon·03/14/26 15:17·No.61984113

So, I've been thinking about current nuke on software. Thing is, it's very irrational compared to all previous nukes, it is same as COVID dump, comparable to 2022 rate hike nuke and Trump Tariff nukes. It feels there should be a much more logical explanation to that, since their profit is rising, A...

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Anon·03/14/26 14:22·No.61983979

By the time crypto makes us millionaires we'll all be old and gey

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Anon·03/14/26 10:10·No.61983560

BITCOIN IS WORTH A LOT BECAUSE... IT JUST IS OKAY???

bitcoin: the good: >OG nigga satoshi nakadashi made it and he was a cool british cryptographer lad (he pretended to be japanese and was active in british timezones) >recognized as a CURRENCY by US government >strongest p2p network (stable, reliable defense against attacks like sybil, eclipse etc) >"...

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Anon·03/14/26 14:36·No.61984003

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Anon·03/12/26 03:10·No.61972209

Realistically, how do we get poor people into practicing ski?

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Anon·03/14/26 14:21·No.61983977

Just blow up the strait of hymenz already. I want oil at $200!

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Anon·03/13/26 23:34·No.61982008

>dude just blow your entire stack on a cardboard house that was hastily put together by third world labour to maximize profits in a suburb where all your neighbours are Jeets that arrived in the country 2 weeks ago

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Anon·03/14/26 02:46·No.61982842

aster is in an accumulation range. Been looking at HYPE too and how it pumped 30% when people started using it to trade oil futures on saturdays and sundays. Perpdexes are the future for RWAs who want cryptocurrency like access. This is very much more important in the Trump Era because orange man o...

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Anon·03/14/26 02:21·No.61982778

How would this affect the global economy

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Anon·03/14/26 08:58·No.61983449

What are you buying in preparation for this thing passing? Are your ducks in a row?

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Anon·03/13/26 16:42·No.61979865

my bitcoin is stuck in the strait of hormuz

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Anon·03/14/26 02:51·No.61982856

/smg/ - stock market general

Brief reprieve from pain edition. >Latest developments in Iran war https://iran.liveuamap.com/ >Some helpful links to numb the pain https://findahelpline.com/ https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/ https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds https://jlingz.com/ >Educational sites: https://www.investopedia.com ht...

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Anon·03/13/26 13:28·No.61978743

Where were you when the next GFC happened?

Except this time, it's in the private credit markets. >https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/morgan-stanley-restricts-redemptions-private-credit-fund-after-withdrawals-surge-2026-03-11/

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Anon·03/13/26 23:55·No.61982126

please sirs pump my fucking bags please i beg you just buy the fucking coing please i need you to fucking pump my bags please

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Anon·03/14/26 10:47·No.61983608

I need BTC, ETH and XRP to mega-pump so I can afford cosmetic surgery to get a gf.

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Anon·03/14/26 00:46·No.61982350

I am starting a one man business soon and I’m looking for suggestions for automating processes like invoices, scheduling, reports to the client, etc. does anyone know of a good all-in-one software/app for mobile that would do this?

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Anon·03/14/26 08:58·No.61983450

If da bootz are on da ground will gold continue going down while oil pumping next week?

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Anon·03/13/26 23:41·No.61982058

I'M ALL IN ON XRP (TICKER: XRP)

I'M ALL IN ON XRP (TICKER: XRP)

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Anon·03/13/26 22:44·No.61981769

Day 454 of cyber/cypherpunk posting until Bitcoin hits 1,000,000$

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Anon·03/14/26 07:48·No.61983371

>look at news >anti free market policies and laws and propaganda being spread by UK government >BBC comments filled with disgusting old people retards who blame petrol stations for high energy prices >all sports is watched by disgusting proles >look at video games >every single game is open world sl...

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Anon·03/14/26 05:38·No.61983159

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Anon·03/14/26 08:30·No.61983419

(pic related) is my portfolio (25 stocks and 2 ETFs). Just started with low 5 digits. Am I doing alright professional /biz/brothers? Or is it way to volatile? I am beating all indexes on IBKR so far. Only thing bleeding my finances is a recent medical IPO which is -500 unrlzd P&L. Not sure to sell i...

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Anon·03/14/26 09:05·No.61983458

Every pullback is an opportunity

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Anon·03/14/26 00:42·No.61982327

A reminder that oil above 150 is guaranteed to cause permanent demand destruction

The everything bubble, your stocks, your crypto, your rocks, will all collapse if oil keeps rising

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Anon·03/14/26 07:18·No.61983321

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Anon·03/14/26 05:40·No.61983163

If you’re in the United States and used Kraken in 2025, you’ve likely not yet received your Form 1099-DA. Kraken missed the initial deadline of February 15th (which means they will face fines) and to date, still haven’t delivered after promising customers their forms by March 13th. This does not see...

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Anon·03/13/26 22:44·No.61981770

Genuinely speaking, how are some boomers poor as fuck? >cheap houses >cheap college >wages were fantastic compared to cost of living >cheap rent >globalization, AI and other factors weren't ass raping the job market I don't know how you have like 30-40 years of that and end up poor

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Anon·03/14/26 06:41·No.61983263

69k waiting room

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Anon·03/13/26 20:15·No.61981210

https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/boards-policy-regulation/us-feds-bowman-unveils-relaxed-bank-capital-rules-2026-03-12/ https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/wall-street-banks-score-win-as-fed-unveils-plan-to-ease-capital/ar-AA1YuXLW

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Anon·03/12/26 17:09·No.61974685

This pizza sucks. They should take the buyout.

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Anon·03/13/26 12:52·No.61978598

DAY 3 of doggoposting every day until DOGE is at 30 cents

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Anon·03/13/26 22:51·No.61981791

>inflation >houses completely out of reach for people >ai mass lay offs >ai taking entry level jobs >legal immigrants taking jobs >illegal immigrants taking jobs >foreign worker permits >competing globally for a work position >robotics taking jobs >more indians flooding in On /biz/, we joke about i...

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Anon·03/13/26 15:28·No.61979410

If you’re wondering why everything is so bad right now, it’s because we’re in Biden’s economy.

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Anon·03/13/26 05:35·No.61977649

Strange vibes lately. I think people are slowly realizing that things are about to get really really bad.

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Anon·03/14/26 05:28·No.61983136

>refuses to go down in your path

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Anon·03/12/26 12:34·No.61973223

Why aren’t oil prices crashing yet

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Anon·03/14/26 04:42·No.61983063

If you want to make it dont get into trades. It requires an apprenticeship where youll get scammed also itll get flooded. Dont go to college.mega scam. Just get a dead end job. From the non scam dead end job you can then save money to invest or start a business.

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Anon·03/13/26 19:09·No.61980877

What if we pretend to sell very cheap barrels of oils to eachother in order to artificially lower the price. I can just declare that I sold 2 million barrels at 30$/barrel to you, and you just confirm it, the financial system would never know

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Anon·03/13/26 06:10·No.61977770

I have $2400. How can I make $300 in the next 4 months to buy all the DBZ figures I want this year

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Anon·03/13/26 22:57·No.61981821

Its over. Cramer has spoken. Get ready for 2007 level recession and housing crash. Bobos were right all along.

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Anon·03/13/26 02:29·No.61977231

>rape kids >get your friends to rape kids and blackmail them >get paid for raping kids and scamming goys >goys too busy dealing in the real world to find out >trump fakes your death in prison >move to your bunker in tel aviv >your files are all over the internet >get the us to start a war over your ...

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Anon·03/14/26 04:11·No.61983022

Wtf bitcoin is still bullish. We might actually be back for good this time.

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Anon·03/13/26 11:21·No.61978308

Are you on perps yet?

I'm addicted to hyperliquid

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Anon·03/10/26 21:14·No.61965964

Today someone said he makes $125k a year and then another person said >what do you do to make $125k >that is a lot >are you in LA? >why are you lying? Then I said >150k is middle class >no offense, when others don’t believe others, it means they are poor or make less Then he replied >150k is not mid...

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Anon·03/14/26 01:36·No.61982563

Why don’t more companies use the 4 day 10 hour work schedule?

Seems like it would be better for productivity and morale to just have the wagies work Monday through Thursday from 8-6. Give them Friday off for the same amount of total labor?

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Anon·03/14/26 02:42·No.61982831

How are there actually ppl that are so ugly they would buy shit from this ogre faced vagina? Is this market economics in 2026?

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Anon·03/14/26 00:33·No.61982291

HAPPENING: ex-Microsoft VP Paul Barron Bringing Clarity Petition to Senate Banking Committee

Mods please pin this. Paul Barron said recently that he "knows many of the senators on the Senate Banking Committee and that what he is hearing with them is "do voters really care about crypto that much?" He created and launched a petition today he is going to bring back to them to show them how big...

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Anon·03/13/26 12:38·No.61978528

Is economic prosperity in the West simply over for good now?

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Anon·03/14/26 02:35·No.61982808

>market dips a bit right before my annual employer contribution

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Anon·03/13/26 15:17·No.61979352

HUGE HOUSING CRASH INCOMING

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Anon·03/13/26 22:11·No.61981667

THEY ARE TOKENIZING AGENTS

THEY ARE TOKENIZING AGENTS ON SOLANA IM SCREAMING

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Anon·03/11/26 19:59·No.61970451

Alt coin season, don’t say I didn’t warn you…

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Anon·03/13/26 15:42·No.61979488

What are you investing in right now? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVvyzGAErhq/

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Anon·03/13/26 23:35·No.61982016

/smg/ - stock market general

kharg edition >Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran https://iran.liveuamap.com/ https://x.com/sentdefender >Some helpful links to numb the pain https://findahelpline.com/ https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/ https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds https://jlingz.co...

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Anon·03/12/26 23:35·No.61976720

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Anon·03/14/26 01:19·No.61982510

if bitcoin's market price is determined by perp options then doesn't that mean theres technically more supply than 21 million since most perp options are synthetics? These bucketshops dont actually have any of the supply.

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Anon·03/13/26 23:51·No.61982102

I'm the CEO of a holding company I just founded.

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Anon·03/12/26 23:12·No.61976659

Is it possible to have a society in which no one needs to be a wagie against their will? Or will we always need slaves?

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