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Anonymous09/08/26, 01:51No.34902334/adv

I didn’t want to post this in /b/ I would love /adv/ to help us out! I think we all want bigger dicks. What I do is stretch and microtear which makes it grow. But I was wondering if anyone had further advice for me. I can buy devices and pills. Pile it on me.

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Anon09/08/26, 01:52No.34902344

I meant to say “penis”

Anon09/08/26, 15:48No.34903662

BIG DICK ENERGY

Anon09/08/26, 15:50No.34903665

What can I do to get more replies because I don’t get replies.

Anon09/08/26, 15:50No.34903666

Yeah put it in my mouth and I'll suck on it for you, it'll elongate like a spaghetti noodle

Anon09/08/26, 19:24No.34904415

You can have mine and stich it on there in a Frankenstein style im probably Trans

Anon09/08/26, 19:31No.34904441

Unironically and i am not joking here: I usually do mental gooning where I attempt to jerk of hands free for like 2 hours a few times a week and then I'll end it with like a marathon jerk off session where I try to train my pelvic floor to let me nuttt when I want. Basically training to fk bitches really good. As a consequence my dick got bigger like from 5.5 max to 7 inch max and my head is way bigger now gang. I feel like I've been inadvertently like doing a stretching routine to it. Anyways smoke a bunch of weed and do this its quite a nice goon tech and sexxxmaxing routine I've also been doing cardio 30 min a day and if u lift weights and body recomp your dick gets a little bigger too but the gooning got me dick waaaaay up man I got Dickcrypto now

Anon09/08/26, 23:13No.34905012

collagen supplement >>>/fit/77504659 [//boards.4chan.org/fit/thread/77501788#p77504659]

Anon09/08/26, 23:15No.34905014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJnVVMSB3u0

Anon09/09/26, 05:43No.34905770

Male with an average size for Germanic genealogy.Dick measuring is all generally a lie. Having a larger penis does not make you more or less of a man. Girth matters more than length sexually as many vagina's aren't as deep as you might think. The sensory organs of a vagina (clitoris) are on the outskirts of the organ. Penetrating a woman more deeply does not equal more pleasure on their end.In modern times, a larger dick can kill you in cold temperatures and vice versa. I'm superior in cold water and have outclassed a navy seal because of it. >Fresh water lake mid October. Started swimming and acclimated to the water, made it to the other side and back. One military dad sees me and tells me he could beat my time. He jumps off the dock to sprint swim to the other side. I had to paddle to the other side of the lake and back to save their ass as they boarded on hypothermia on the opposite end of the lake.In the Roman era, a large dick was considered barbaric and un-gentlemanly. Honestly, I agree with them. Imagine having a flaccid erection all the time. Your massive dick is constantly rubbing against your clothing and bulging in front of your family and co workers. Disgusting imo.