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Anonymous01/26/26, 16:28No.34199459
Match with woman. On dating app.
First thing she asks me is how big my dick is.
How to respond?
It's a trick question right?
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Anon01/26/26, 16:30No.34199464
You hit the jack pot dude
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Anon01/26/26, 16:59No.34199543
ah, you met a woman in her natural habitat. just lower yourself to a state of monkey and you'll get laid
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Anon01/26/26, 19:19No.34199915
>How to respond?
"How badly do you want to find out?"
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Anon01/27/26, 00:03No.34200694
I won't read app-addled threads. OP deserves whatever misadventure befalls him.
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Anon01/27/26, 00:06No.34200706
"I have monster condoms for my magnum dong" or some other appropriate dick memeany chick who is immediately sizing you up for "good dick" is a hazard, proceed with caution
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Anon01/28/26, 20:46No.34206197
"Come and find out""Dunno, never measured, I just grab magnums because they don't constrict circulation when i stretch em"
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Anon01/28/26, 20:51No.34206201
It's a scam, they'll ask you to prove it with a picture and if you send it, they'll threaten to send it to everyone in your contact list unless you give them money