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Anonymous11/30/25, 19:31No.33996084Rate my standards
>>appearance
>Have hair
>Blue eyes
>No facial hair
>Don't be overweight
>Don't be too too weird looking in an extreme way (extremely chin recessed, nose extremely large, philtrum extremely long) i don't mind mild stuff
>>Personality
>Be not a normie
>Don't be really low iq to the point that talking to you is a chore
>have lurked on 4chan enough to be familiar with lingo
>Sperg about lolcows with me
>Be from a country I like language of lol because I am a language nerd
>Understand me despite being Uber autistic
>Actually love me because I am really hopelessly romantic and I will shower you with affection
My standards are high I admit when it comes to personality since I am weird and want someone who likes me for that. Had this with my ex but due to his issues he is gone and I really miss it. It was so nice having someone who could relate to me. Not going to lie it is hard imagining anyone replacing him in terms of him being able to relate to me since he was mentaly ill and stuff. Inb4 oh what do you offer reee, I actually love and will actually try putting effort in the relationship
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Anon11/30/25, 19:45No.33996136
I meet all of your criteria. Sadly, I only date biological women. Sorry! Have a good day.
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Anon11/30/25, 19:49No.33996161
Now you just have to find a man whose insane standards of you you comply with.
This is why modern dating is impossible, everything is so astoundingly atomized that our ability to find commonality anymore is so astoundingly hard, and that's why ethnostates are a matter of mental health and societies stability.
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Anon11/30/25, 19:55No.33996183
I don't follow any of them religiously but BMJ is always good fun to catch up on. I loved rackets but the balldo mansion is a content drought now. I need to catch up on the ralphamale.
Fwiw I believe 90% of green reddit users need to be cremated alive
We can exchange our respective proofs of biofem authenticity and whiteness/blue eyedness elsewhere
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Anon11/30/25, 19:58No.33996199
I'll be 26 in a couple weeks
The good old US of A
You?
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Anon11/30/25, 20:05No.33996224
moids cannot feel love
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Anon11/30/25, 20:49No.33996422
Op pic appears to have brown eyes. Anyway it sounds like you just want a white guy who’s not incel tier. I dunno about the country requirement, if you won’t date Americans that may cause issues. The answer is likely yes, it would be extremely easy to find. Would you describe yourself? I have trouble imagining you couldn’t find a guy like that
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Anon12/01/25, 19:39No.34000737
You are probably ugly. No man will ever love you fucking worthless bitch.
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Anon12/02/25, 02:53No.34002375
Sufemacist is a joke, don't take what that thing has to say with any sense of seriousness. They're a deeply flawed individual with a false perspective on the world. Just point and laugh at it
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Anon12/02/25, 03:02No.34002411
>34002385
>>T-THE VAST MAJORITY OF WOMEN WANTING [thing] DOESN'T MEAN WE ALL WANT [thing]!
>JUST BECAUSE WE SAY WE WANT [thing] WHEN ASKED IN A SURVEY AND FURIOUSLY FANTASIZE ABOUT HAVING IT HAPPEN DOESN'T MEAN WE ACTUALLY WANT IT!!!!!!! AIIIEEEEEE STOP LISTENING TO US!!!
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Anon12/02/25, 03:08No.34002435
I'm a bald jacked guy with tattoos who thinks all that shit is cringe now but when I was 18-19 it was cool.Those standards aren't that high. Blue eyes are rare though. Russia is the place with most of them.I'm western European phenotype but i get mistaken for Slav or German.
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Anon12/02/25, 03:17No.34002478
Nobody cares fag
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Anon12/02/25, 04:15No.34002745
I got a man with everything you listed :D including blue eyes. He's perfect and I'm bragging.Srsy. Go to >>>/soc/ [//boards.4chan.org/soc/] there's atleast a couple that match what you want and some of them might feel for you.
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Anon12/02/25, 23:26No.34005704
Rate my standards, they seem to be normal enough if you change a couple things.>have lurked on 4chan
This is the one that will be the hardest to find IRL but I've found similar types of people that would have been on 4chan if they knew about it.
>sperg about lolcows with me
I mean if they're in to you, you can just get them to start watching that shit with you.
>Be from a country I like language of lol because I am a language nerd
Just strange requirement, I speak 3 languages yet I was born in Britain
>Understand me despite being Uber autistic
Every eboy wants an autistic gf these days>specifics bob
its a little specific but nothing that you couldn't fix by introducing a sperg to.>appearance
spot on normal person, very likely to find.
(also literally me)Probably 2-10% chance if i were to guess based on those calculators but im just a guy/Good luck with finding your autistic 4chan polyglot
