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Anonymous03/31/22, 23:09No.90229
please tell me im not the only one who swears his name has always been Mike Valley
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Anon04/02/22, 09:11No.90525
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Anon04/02/22, 09:12No.90526
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Anon04/02/22, 09:13No.90527
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Anon04/02/22, 09:14No.90528
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Anon04/02/22, 09:15No.90529
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Anon04/02/22, 09:17No.90530
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Anon04/02/22, 09:18No.90531
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Anon04/02/22, 09:19No.90532
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Anon04/02/22, 09:20No.90533
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Anon04/02/22, 09:21No.90534
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Anon04/02/22, 09:22No.90535
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Anon04/02/22, 09:23No.90536
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Anon04/02/22, 09:24No.90537
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Anon04/02/22, 09:25No.90538
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Anon04/02/22, 09:26No.90539
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Anon04/02/22, 09:27No.90540
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Anon04/02/22, 09:28No.90541
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Anon04/02/22, 09:29No.90542
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Anon04/02/22, 09:30No.90543
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Anon04/02/22, 09:31No.90545
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Anon04/02/22, 09:32No.90546
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Anon04/02/22, 09:33No.90547
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Anon04/02/22, 09:34No.90548
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Anon04/02/22, 09:35No.90549
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Anon04/02/22, 09:36No.90550
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Anon04/02/22, 09:37No.90551
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Anon04/02/22, 09:38No.90552
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Anon04/02/22, 09:39No.90553
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Anon04/02/22, 09:40No.90554
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Anon04/02/22, 09:41No.90555
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Anon04/02/22, 09:42No.90556
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Anon04/02/22, 09:43No.90557
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Anon04/02/22, 09:45No.90558
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Anon04/02/22, 09:46No.90559
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Anon04/02/22, 09:47No.90560
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Anon04/02/22, 09:48No.90561
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Anon04/02/22, 09:49No.90562
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Anon04/02/22, 09:50No.90563
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Anon04/02/22, 09:51No.90565
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Anon04/02/22, 09:52No.90566
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Anon04/02/22, 09:53No.90567
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Anon04/02/22, 09:54No.90568
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Anon04/02/22, 09:55No.90569
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Anon04/02/22, 09:56No.90570
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Anon04/02/22, 09:57No.90572
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Anon04/02/22, 09:58No.90573
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Anon04/02/22, 09:59No.90574
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Anon04/02/22, 10:00No.90575
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Anon04/02/22, 10:01No.90576
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Anon04/02/22, 10:02No.90577
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Anon04/02/22, 10:03No.90578
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Anon04/02/22, 10:04No.90579
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Anon04/02/22, 10:05No.90580
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Anon04/02/22, 10:06No.90581
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Anon04/02/22, 10:07No.90582
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Anon04/02/22, 10:08No.90583
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Anon04/02/22, 10:09No.90584
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Anon04/02/22, 10:10No.90585
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Anon04/02/22, 10:11No.90586
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Anon04/02/22, 10:12No.90587
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Anon04/02/22, 10:13No.90588
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Anon04/02/22, 10:15No.90589
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Anon04/02/22, 10:21No.90591
You will never have a real catget. You have no IPs, you have no troll posters, you have no bumps. You are a coping failcat twisted by sage and samefaggotry into a crude mockery of 40cat's perfection.All the “validation” you feel is unbased and half-hearted. In front of your face people mock you. Your fellow longposters are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “competitors” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind many boards.Anon are utterly repulsed by you. 18 years of shitpost evolution have allowed anons to sniff out fraudgets with incredible efficiency. Even jannies who push the “pass” look uncaring and unexcited at your cat. Your post structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk anon to believe in you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your dishonest, illgotten cope/y/cat.You will never be legit. You wrench out a fake smugness every single thread and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under your unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Archive browsers will find you, relieved that they no longer have to deal with the unbearable cringe and faggotry. They’ll bury cop/y/cat with a footnote marked with your asterisk, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a failcat is buried there. Your posts will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably fail.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Anon04/02/22, 10:24No.90593
>just a samefag
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Anon04/02/22, 10:24No.90594
>1 ip
>6 hour old thread
>lolcow still won't go to sleep
Current legit record is pic related.
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Anon04/02/22, 10:44No.90596
you shall now be known as /xs/tream cope/y/c/r/ap
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Anon04/02/22, 11:37No.90601
tr/a/nimebros...
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Anon04/02/22, 21:55No.90681
I always found it funny that people thought he was a badass for punking three college nerds. Then he started playing regional hockey and got his ass beat ever time he tried to start a fight.
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Anon04/20/22, 03:44No.92899
I always thought it was Mike Vallaly.
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Anon05/11/22, 08:32No.95669
In 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less
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Anon05/18/22, 15:43No.96560
nope vallely.
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Anon06/14/22, 13:39No.100995
Cool nickname, tho
Mike "Valley" Vallely
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Anon09/28/22, 05:41No.118127
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Anon09/30/22, 17:21No.118506
As a kid I thought this nigga shaved his head because he was going bald but no he was just trying to be a fucking tough guy, Phil should have beat the fuck out him when he was on Viva La Bam
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Anon10/19/22, 06:27No.121394
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Anon11/04/22, 22:09No.123606
Mike V is a big time faggot. I'm sure i shared this before but in the early 2000s i was skating Hollywood High with some friends- we were at some smaller stair sets in the back not where the huge stair set where everyone films is.
I've ran into a lot of ams/ pros in those days and they've always been cool, the ones who weren't like Greco or a few others kinda just kept to themselves- but usually someone else in their crew would be cool with us so it was fine.
But i digest...
So we're skating and we see him and one of my friends was like "oh shit its Mike V" and like a little bitch - in a very whiney voice he goes "Yes its me Mike V, everyone just stop what you're doing and interrupt what I'm doing because I'm Mike fucking V. NO you can;'t have my board, NO you can't have my autograph, I'm just here to skate. GOT THAT?"
We kinda just gave him an "alright bro" and kept it moving- but because of that incident i couldn't fucking stand his ass
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Anon11/05/22, 16:38No.123707
>this thread is still up
lmao
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Anon12/24/22, 20:56No.130353
Happy holidays
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Anon02/10/23, 18:36No.135497
Cringe thread is cringe
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Anon02/27/23, 13:08No.137327
Based thread is based
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Anon02/27/23, 13:11No.137328
Guys get ready for the thread's 1 year anniversary party in a month.
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Anon03/19/23, 17:29No.139498
almost time
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Anon03/28/23, 14:35No.140497
Almost...
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Anon04/01/23, 07:59No.140929
I can't believe it's been a full year, and unfortunately this year's prank SUCKS.
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Anon04/01/23, 12:01No.140945
Gentlemen, we are bots.
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Anon04/01/23, 22:09No.140998
At least we still have a cat. Happy Fools Day.
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Anon04/09/23, 17:44No.141916
To another year of pounding Mike V's anus behind Ross Dress for Less
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Anon04/16/23, 14:13No.142773
I would like to congratulate everyone for participating in this thread for 1 whole year.
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Anon05/23/23, 03:06No.147691
hehe
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Anon06/27/23, 23:36No.153520
Racist skaters can't resist his punches.
Did you know?
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Anon07/14/23, 09:43No.156169
What
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Anon09/12/23, 21:12No.166402
can this fucking shit thread die already
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Anon11/29/23, 01:43No.177327
Imagine if this thread makes it to 2 years lol
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Anon12/24/23, 16:27No.180806
hehe
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Anon02/06/24, 19:49No.185755
Don't let the flame die out!
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Anon02/24/24, 19:52No.188161
...
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Anon03/01/24, 15:09No.189006
almost time
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Anon03/02/24, 20:52No.189132
>make a bump
>delete the post after a couple of minutes
>...
Profit.
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Anon03/10/24, 14:05No.190149
Quality thread, keep it up
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Anon03/16/24, 16:41No.190747
almost...
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Anon04/01/24, 05:29No.192597
Well, this is something
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Anon04/01/24, 10:40No.192623
Happy April Fools' Day!
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Anon04/01/24, 11:57No.192625
Nice
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Anon04/01/24, 16:10No.192631
Congratulations /xs/
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Anon04/01/24, 16:25No.192633
i heard this dude died
april fools
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Anon04/02/24, 03:49No.192685
See you next year.
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Anon04/02/24, 06:30No.192697
this was fun
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Anon04/19/24, 12:32No.194714
>03/31/22
wew
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Anon04/20/24, 05:47No.194841
i beat him up in 2008
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Anon05/27/24, 13:36No.199045
Oh bro thank you this is my personal Mandela. I even named my old youtube channel after him with the old spellingDidn't realise this was 2 years old.kek
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Anon06/01/24, 05:29No.199572
he signed my buddy's deck at slam city jam
seemed nice about it
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Anon06/17/24, 01:53No.201464
Is this the oldest thread on the board?
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Anon06/19/24, 03:43No.201689
I'VE GOT A VENDETTA
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Anon08/26/24, 14:53No.209112
CAN THIS FUCKING THING JUST DIE ALREADY
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Anon08/27/24, 13:54No.209180
>be me
>13 years old
>2004
>Iowa
>shitty nowhere town
>skating at the shitty local skatepark with 2 friends and gf
>van pulls up
>it's Mike fucking V
>he has a whole film crew with him
>woah
>skates up to me and friends
>does a boneless
>almost hist my friend Colton in the face
>he turns to the cameras
>"we'll edit that out"
>"sup kids"
>woah h-hey Mike V
>"we're filming this thing where I go to SHITTY skateparks in SHITTY states, like THIS ONE"
>oh okay
>"yeah man this park SUCKS"
>turns to camera
>looks off in the distance
>"yeah I remember skateboarding at my shitty local park... okay cut"
>shoves my friend
>laughs
>skates around the park doing bonelesses
>loudly yells "I'm going Mike Mode"
>a roadie runs up with an ipod and gives it to him
>starts pushing around the park as fast as he can while a capella belting out the lyrics to "Vendetta" by his band
>NOW
>YOU SEE ME
>AND YOU PISS YOURSELF
>turtle taps my other friend as he rides by
>this continues fir a few minutes
>pulls up out of breath
>looks at my friend's board
>"man this board SUCKS"
>y-yeah Mike V
>"I'm gonna give you new wheels"
>3 cameras on him as he gives the kid wheels
>"okay cut"
>turtle taps friend
>walks up to me and gf
>"shame I didn't bring more wheels because your board SUCKS too"
>y-yeah
>"you want a sticker?"
>sure Mike V!
>"okay, but I get to punch your gf as hard as I want to"
>no
>"okay kid that's fine just tell Mike V from Element that he should fuck himself and don't get a sticker, that's fine, faggot"
>turns to camera guy
>"let's blow this banana patch"
>gets drill from van
>drills a bunch of holes in the quarter pipe
>flips us off as he drives awayA heavily edited version of this is in the Elementality Vol 1 clip "Mike V's tour across America" or whatever it's called. What a prick.
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Anon09/24/24, 18:35No.211736
stic to your containment thread, plankflippers
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Anon11/19/24, 13:29No.216123
kek
bump
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Anon01/01/25, 21:21No.218824
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Anon01/26/25, 18:45No.221022
Mikey Valleney presents himself as the ultimate alpha but in reality has a long story of participation in underground gay sex parties, in most of which he exclusively acts as the bottom for large groups of men. His signature outfit at these events is all leather and he is known in certain circles known as "Meat Valley" due to his alleged gaping talents.
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Anon04/02/25, 04:22No.227500
Another year has passed. See you next year lads.
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Anon04/25/25, 19:43No.228569
thread survived the shutdown
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Anon08/12/25, 01:13No.240112
wow
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Anon08/16/25, 10:58No.240381
bump