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Anonymous04/23/21, 20:34No.38955
ITT: We take a non-extreme sport and change it to make it extreme.
Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want. Weapons allowed. Basically the Road Rash game but on foot.
Dodgeball with bocce.
Polo but with rodeo horses.
Water polo but the water is slightly acidic so your skin and eyes start to burn after a while and you can only get out (rotating with other team members) once you score.
Any motor sport but without brakes.
Soccer with bowling balls.
Squash but the room is so narrow and you can get hit by the other player's racket.
Basketball but the court is oiled.
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Anon04/23/21, 21:14No.38961
100M sprint but there is a sheer cliff drop right at the finish line.
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Anon04/23/21, 21:33No.38969
Baseball but instead of the bat it's a venomous snake that you have to whip to hit the ball.Chess but the pieces are white-hot metalLong jump but you land in quicksandDiving but instead of water it's quicksand.Equestrian dressage/eventing/jumping but instead of the horse it's a dude carrying on his back.Rifle shooting but with dodgeball rules.Hurdling but the obstacles have blades.Marathon but it's on active train tracks and you run in the same direction as the train that uses them.Volleyball but you can only play if you're diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome.Rollerskating with Ben Hur spikesTable tennis but instead of playing against an opponent it's a wall and you win by lasting longer than your opponent.Wrestling but in Saudi Arabia.
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Anon04/23/21, 21:51No.38975
Marathon and Moto GP simultaneously on the same circuit.Fencing with high-power cattleprods100m but it's two runners sprinting in opposite directions and slapping each other in the face like they're jousting.Orienteering but it's the Sahara desert.Curling but it's thin ice on a river.Long jump but the run up is on an unfrozen ski-jumping slope.Soccer but if you dive or fake any kind of injury you get shot.
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Anon04/26/21, 16:32No.39561
Arm wrestling but with the other hand you hit your opponent with various non-cutting objects like bats, batons, bricks, whips, battery acid (diluted for safety), etc.
Each player has an assistant that can switch weapons based on what's needed, and a strategist to recommend the best moves and choices of weaponry.
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Anon04/26/21, 16:34No.39563
Shot put but it's two teams competing against each other on a field.
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Anon04/26/21, 16:38No.39567
Pole Fighting.
Basically pole vaulting but two opponents run against each other, vault without a bar, and hit each other while at the top.
Points are scored based on the hit/s.
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Anon04/28/21, 12:04No.40251
Skeleton sledding but with pregnant women.
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Anon05/08/21, 16:09No.43055
MMA but with krav maga techniques no longer banned
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Anon05/08/21, 16:30No.43060
Barefoot figure skating
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Anon05/14/21, 13:33No.44406
WebM Related.
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Anon05/15/21, 16:01No.44838
ice speedway but they're towing a guy on ice skates who's allowed to interfere with competitors and also there's jumps
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Anon05/16/21, 02:12No.45002
>Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want. Weapons allowed. Basically the Road Rash game but on foot.
That sounds like dueling. Someone would shoot everyone else and then just walk across the finish line.
>Polo but with rodeo horses.
Fuck using animals for sports.
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Anon05/16/21, 05:03No.45026
Magnetic Lasso
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Anon05/16/21, 08:40No.45039
Soccer but one team is given a drug that accelerates their perception of time and the other team is given a drug that slows their perception of time.
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Anon05/16/21, 09:37No.45040
Big wave surfing but all participants are black.Track running but everyone has Battle Royale style necklaces and the last one gets picked off every few hundred metres.Football/Soccer with no rules on fouling.
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Anon05/16/21, 15:18No.45070
Basketball on pogo sticks
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Anon05/16/21, 15:21No.45073
Wheelchair basketball but on razor scooters
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Anon05/19/21, 22:01No.46320
Pretty much this:
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Anon05/29/21, 11:01No.48378
LAWN DART BADMINTON
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Anon05/29/21, 11:09No.48380
HOT POTATO TENNIS
The ball is a grenade
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Anon05/29/21, 13:44No.48409
bullfighting but with no fences
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Anon05/29/21, 15:38No.48437
Blindfolded downhill skiing
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Anon05/29/21, 21:49No.48544
Shirlinghttps://youtube.com/watch?v=6gu3mbl8SAk
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Anon05/30/21, 07:25No.48678
eSports
But when you die ingame you die IRL and some other pro eSports player takes your place.
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Anon05/30/21, 22:42No.48828
Curling with time-fuse Anti-Personnel mines.
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Anon05/31/21, 09:28No.48932
The Cannonball but with motorcycles.
A bicycle race through an african nation in a civil war
Competitive mountaineering
Baja Death Road
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Anon06/14/21, 03:08No.51697
Didn't Sadam Hussein or his kid, Uday make the Iraqi soccer team play a round with a concrete ball in punishment for losing an AFC match or something?
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Anon06/19/21, 02:09No.52644
Basketball but the only fouls are tackles and strikesAmerican football but no padsAmerican football but no line, only passes, no penalties
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Anon06/19/21, 15:21No.52715
Battleship but both players are connected to an electric shock system. The voltage is turned up for attacks on larger ships, and sinking a ship causes 2-5 straight seconds of shock, with larger increased with bigger ships. When all the ships are sunk, the loser is shocked for 7-10 seconds straight
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Anon06/21/21, 01:19No.52946
NASCAR but with folks that suffer from Parkinson's
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Anon06/21/21, 02:02No.52958
no safety tightrope walking but you can only enter if you have narcolepsy
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Anon06/21/21, 16:19No.53064
Two-way bowling
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Anon06/30/21, 22:41No.54652
Motorsport without brakes would be really slow since they can only use engine braking. Would be less extreme and very boring
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Anon07/03/21, 17:04No.55094
Baseball but you are allowed paintball guns to fire off rounds and prevent the defense from doing a good job/catching pop flys
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Anon07/14/21, 01:08No.56437
binocular soccer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeMKmQ2gStg
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Anon07/14/21, 01:22No.56439
Nah senpai just armored 900 HP muscle cars with deadly weapons and I'm happy
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Anon08/04/21, 22:26No.60492
Ultimate frisbee but with discgolf discs.
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Anon08/05/21, 08:23No.60593
Esports but if you die in the game you die in real life
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Anon08/25/21, 15:55No.64089
pool, but you have to get the balls up your opponents asshole
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Anon08/28/21, 05:41No.64466
Years ago my best friend got his firearm license during the same time I got into motorcycles. got the idea of rally target shooting, I would try and make it around a loop in the woods next to his land as fast as I could while he would shoot rounds onto cheap targets we would staple to the trees. good fun but he is heavy retarded and a bad shot
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Anon09/05/21, 19:52No.65826
Just bring back Roman chariot racing. Way more fun than track racing today.
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Anon10/01/21, 20:29No.69632
Marathon but for leg amputees, no leg substitute help things
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Anon10/26/21, 20:24No.72673
Skateboard vert jousting. Opponents drop in from opposite sides of the ramp.
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Anon11/03/21, 22:05No.73505
Car jousting.
Any automobile race? Add a dude on top with some protective gear and a couple long poles. Give the driver some gear too.
Practitioners can either couch them like lances, or chuck them like spears.
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Anon11/05/21, 11:53No.73689
Hot potato relay race
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Anon12/24/21, 21:42No.78772
paintball but they're real guns and inmates on death row play against each other
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Anon01/31/22, 23:25No.82695
Pin the tail on the donkey but you're already quite drunk before you get blindfolded and spun around, and the donkey isn't going to be happy with the extra tail you're stapling to it.
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Anon01/31/22, 23:29No.82696
Buzkashi but the goat is a weighted apparatus that at random points pokes out syringes that inject ketamine at random amounts at random intervals.
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Anon02/02/22, 17:49No.82865
chess + sumo
as in:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_boxing
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Anon02/03/22, 02:46No.82974
NASCAR but there's no track. It's just a giant open flat and the first car to travel 500 total miles in any direction wins.
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Anon02/08/22, 19:33No.83744
>Any motor sport without brakes
Japanese flatlanding. Weirdest thing, bikes going around a circle, and they found it safer with no brakes cause noone can immediately decelerate and fuck everyone up cause they're so close together
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Anon03/24/22, 10:59No.89044
I got nothing
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Anon03/25/22, 09:06No.89175
Ok
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Anon03/30/22, 01:20No.89937
judo but the gis are made out of steel wool
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Anon03/30/22, 01:43No.89949
Bocce but in a minefield.Frisbee but the disk is sharp and made of metal.Javelin throw but with a javelin.Rope jumping but on thin ice.Long jump but on an oiled ramp.Ice skating but with regular shoes.
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Anon03/31/22, 17:37No.90182
Ice hockey but half of the team plays on all fours trying to grab the puck with their bare hands.
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Anon04/07/22, 19:48No.91219
olympic swimming with sharks
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Anon04/12/22, 16:05No.91881
Spanish Anon was onto something there
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Anon04/12/22, 16:55No.91885
competitive coding with bombs where the slowest coder is blown up
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Anon04/12/22, 23:08No.91921
Any foot race but with wild predators so that the slowest gets eaten.
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Anon04/13/22, 13:20No.91974
Four-man slapping. Dodging is allowed but you must stand your ground. Slaps must hit the head, no matter watch. There is no point system, the match lasts for as long as the participants want. Last man standing wins.
Guarenteed brain damage or you get your money back
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Anon05/01/22, 02:06No.94292
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Anon05/01/22, 21:48No.94421
i'll do you better.it is a marathon, but it's on rollerblades on a river trailer across county lines after you airsoft shot a street sweeper rent a cop putting a ticket on a single mother's car so they'd turn around to you body checking them in lacrosse pads.i call it jet set radio
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Anon05/26/22, 01:17No.98025
dodgeball with live grenades as the balls
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Anon06/08/22, 20:17No.100094
electric fishing
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Anon06/10/22, 07:41No.100279
Male wrestling but no clothes allowed
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Anon06/10/22, 08:30No.100282
owner and dog course but the dog is actually a lion
the owner has to make the lion go through the course without getting eaten
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Anon06/14/22, 19:39No.101036
bouldering, but on very hard routes on the inside of an active volcano
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Anon06/18/22, 01:55No.101561
A game of pick up sticks but it's rigged with c4
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Anon06/24/22, 06:23No.102656
Airsoft but with real guns
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Anon07/15/22, 18:59No.105900
Artistic gymnastics and figure skating, but with +80-year-old walking fossiles, for maximum bone breaking, bonus if any organs get penetrated by them.
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Anon07/23/22, 17:23No.107600
soccer but the ball is a live bomb
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Anon07/24/22, 04:37No.107707
Great thread
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Anon07/28/22, 19:37No.108614
Soccer but every injury you fake actually happens to you
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Anon09/02/22, 19:03No.114006
baseball with trampolines
MMA but while skydivingIve got a lot of these so youre only getting my refuse
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Anon09/03/22, 01:18No.114066
Recreate downhill domination in real life
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Anon09/16/22, 16:03No.116449
Skateboarding but with a handle on the board so you can whip it around an do backflips
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Anon09/17/22, 21:35No.116585
drunk f1
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Anon09/19/22, 21:48No.116852
motocross with the steering inverted
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Anon10/15/22, 18:31No.120907
dodgeball with grenades
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Anon10/15/22, 23:19No.120961
Archery but shooting shit off your loved ones heads
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Anon10/17/22, 14:24No.121143
Bungee jumping but in a noose
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Anon10/23/22, 05:56No.121946
mailman, but in chicago
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Anon11/12/22, 16:56No.124587
>slightly acidic so your skin starts to burn after a while
Reminds me of fingering my ex. God, I miss her.
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Anon11/13/22, 17:12No.124685
marathon but with a air rifle and targets along the way.
also same thing but for tour the france every so often they stop to shoot then continue.
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Anon11/29/22, 21:25No.127060
my mum plays polo and i always thought it would be more fun on dirtbikes
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Anon11/29/22, 22:08No.127066
this is an unironic one
>crosscountry mountainbiking but there are trials sections in the track as well as some more enduro type stuff
basically reinventing 90s mountain biking
>riders and bikes must be equally good at pedaling and climbing and descending efficiently on both smooth and rough cround but also manueverable enough for the big trials type obsticals
i only want this because it bugs me how modern mtbs arent made for trials and trials bikes are more like bmxs when they should be mountain bikes
nothing exists in the middle unless i custom build some abomination myself or buy a 90s mtb
i also think itd be fun to watch
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Anon11/29/22, 22:09No.127067
razor scooter racing
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Anon11/29/22, 22:15No.127070
trackmania irl unironically
>open wheel buggy type racecars with good suspension
>downforce can also be upforce and allow mid air steering and stability with control by the driver
>tracks involve wall rides jumps and loops
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Anon11/29/22, 22:32No.127073
hovercraft rally racing
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Anon12/08/22, 07:09No.128373
i'll go one better and take something that isn't a sport and make it an extreme sport. extreme sculpture. two contestants set out with hammers and chisels to carve the same thing out of the same block of stone. opponents cannot erase or break off your work but they can hit your chisel, hammer or hands while trying to sneak in front
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Anon12/21/22, 13:12No.129992
Soccer but in the mesoamerican tradition
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Anon12/21/22, 22:08No.130032
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, but on skateboards going downhill
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Anon01/04/23, 16:22No.131445
>rally raid but you're codriver is your tinder match
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Anon01/08/23, 19:05No.131921
>car but with grappling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf9H77-l3EI
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Anon01/24/23, 13:35No.133432
Ice hockey, no changes and no referee.
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Anon01/24/23, 16:01No.133442
Le Mans, but you have to take a shot every lap.
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Anon02/22/23, 08:09No.136737
Decathlon but every sport is altered to somehow be on a high-altitude tightrope with no harness.
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Anon02/22/23, 18:19No.136784
Full contact soccer and all the players are drunk.Motorcycle chariot racing but riders are armed with spears and encouraged to damage other vehicles and riders.Jousting but on motorcycles.Also bring back dueling with actual sharp swords and no full face protection.
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Anon02/23/23, 03:02No.136832
>Soccer with bowling balls.
that just makes it even more boring to watch
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Anon02/24/23, 00:22No.136901
Olympic weightlifting but doping is allowed.
I just want to see the absolute limit somebody can lift.
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Anon03/18/23, 23:30No.139425
Laser tag but with stun guns and tasers. Takes place in a maze. First one to get out of the maze or incapacitate all the other players wins. A pitbull or chimp with Lyme disease is added to the maze at random intervals.
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Anon03/24/23, 20:06No.140074
Juggling boxing - you drop your balls three times, you're TKO'd, and the ref starts counting whenever they don't see a continual stream of juggling.
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Anon04/12/23, 21:12No.142330
>Any motor sport but without brakes.
That'd just make shit a lot slower. Come back again when you're old enough to drive.
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Anon05/14/23, 03:32No.146287
>Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want.
They tried that in Boston once. The reception wasn't too good.
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Anon06/10/23, 11:13No.150765
boxing is kind of a borderline extreme sport already but imagine if it had infinite rounds, no scoring and could only end with knockout (so no retirement, ref stoppage or whatever), rate of CTE would skyrocket lol
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Anon06/24/23, 13:18No.152884
I love Road Rash. 2 was the best.
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Anon07/14/23, 09:41No.156167
What
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Anon07/17/23, 18:20No.157005
I'm convinced, this board isn't real. You guys have to be government agents communicating to one another through some kind of code, because nobody thinks of shit this retarded.
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Anon07/19/23, 07:45No.157248
Tennis but with golfballs.Looking back we were lucky to get away with just giant bruises.
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Anon07/19/23, 19:51No.157341
Battle royale sumo, but the platform is suspended in the air and anyone who is pushed out of the ring falls to their doom
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Anon07/21/23, 13:18No.157538
Hacky sack, but it will explode if it hits the ground.
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Anon08/05/23, 17:30No.160106
I just wanna see regular ass sports but with dudes juiced to the gills. I'm not a dunce I know its prevelent in all sports, but the ones with drug testing the dudes have to at least pass tests so they cant go all out, but thats what I wanna see. Can we attach masks to their faces that act as turbochargers for breathing? Limb stretching surgery or genetic modification?American football, hockey, basketball, any olympic sport really. Lets see the freak show.
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Anon08/26/23, 10:25No.163656
Golf where every minute spent on a hole adds a stroke to your score. Also, all players start with a one minute staggered interval
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Anon08/29/23, 00:15No.164121
Basubarr, but throwing the ball to first base is not an out and the batter can bring the bat with him and swing 3 times as the 1st baseman trys to tag him without getting brained
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Anon08/31/23, 15:24No.164466
24 le mans race but theres also a 2cv class
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Anon09/27/23, 19:45No.169329
Basketball + wrestling
https://youtube.com/shorts/BozCOIu0ZRM
https://youtube.com/shorts/TyUv_jB-e_Q
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Anon10/18/23, 07:31No.172453
Swimming across a river challenge. River is full of hippos.
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Anon01/05/24, 20:32No.181915
Paragliding with a skateboard tied to your abdomen/chest, and your goal is to fly close to buildings and gring on balconies and whatnot.
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Anon02/12/24, 03:32No.186615
super bowl with snipers
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Anon03/01/24, 18:04No.189022
make the floor actual lava
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Anon03/07/24, 12:50No.189712
I remember this game.
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Anon04/30/24, 01:08No.195878
Curling with small explosives
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Anon05/16/24, 22:47No.197936
bvmo
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Anon05/17/24, 04:10No.197973
Historically accurate Pankration.
>Allowed to get out of chokeholds by bending/breaking your opponent's fingers or toes
>Allowed to strike the back of the head (or anywhere really)
>Allowed to strangle the throat with your hands>In an odd turn of events, a pankration fighter named Arrhichion (Ἀρριχίων) of Phigalia won the pankration competition at the Olympic Games despite being dead. His opponent had locked him in a chokehold and Arrhichion, desperate to loosen it, broke his opponent's toe (some records say his ankle). The opponent nearly passed out from pain and submitted. As the referee raised Arrhichion's hand, it was discovered that he had died from the chokehold. His body was crowned with the olive wreath and returned to Phigaleia as a hero.[10]
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Anon05/17/24, 04:15No.197974
Parkour where you're chased by an MMA guy and you're not allowed to see the course ahead of time. Parkour guy wins if he reaches the finish line, MMA guy wins on KO, TKO or submission.I call it Xtreme Bullying
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Anon06/07/24, 01:05No.200449
Downhill skateboarding jousting (the riders start from facing slopes and meet at the bottom)
German wheel velodrome racing
Downhill rollerblade crossfit tandem deadlift (pic related)
Strongman convict quartering (4 big guys pull a death row inmate's limbs apart)
Skydiving wrestling
Dragster jousting
Lava wakeboarding
Rollerblade racing but racers hold an open umbrella and airplane engines blow from the back
Pump hydrofoil relay race
Pump hydrofoil jousting
100 metres freestyle swimming race downwards
Downhill beekeeping... k I'm out of ideas
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Anon06/07/24, 18:32No.200542
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Anon06/22/24, 10:24No.201948
tennis but the ball is a live rat
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Anon06/24/24, 05:07No.202116
ngl i was a little disappointed when i found out run archery didn't involve shooting your competitors from across the track and just alternates the two activities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqTFoY_7IbM
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Anon08/01/24, 16:31No.205990
bumo
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Anon08/25/24, 12:43No.209029
Tennis but with stop signs as rackets. Maybe make the ball bigger.
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Anon01/24/25, 17:08No.220877
bump
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Anon02/13/25, 04:29No.223608
A thread that started in 2021 and is still going is insane
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Anon02/14/25, 08:30No.223674
>Any motor sport but without brakes.
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Anon02/14/25, 09:08No.223678
>Soccer with bowling balls
that would actually be rather slow since you couldn't just hit the balls hard, that wouldn't make them move fast, you'd have to accelerate them more progressively so it would be softer/slower.
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Anon02/20/25, 12:06No.224205
Chess, but everyone smokes meth before the game starts.
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Anon04/30/25, 19:13No.229061
olympic swimming in an alligator swamp
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Anon05/10/25, 18:37No.230317
Marathon through southside Chicago and every contestant must carry 1000 dollars cash from start to finish.
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Anon07/12/25, 21:54No.237742
>page 8
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Anon09/02/25, 19:59No.241723
Turkish oil wrestling, but near the Pentagon
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Anon09/03/25, 06:35No.241752
HORSE RACING BUT ILLEGAL STREET RACING ON NIGHT WITHOUT LIGHT
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Anon09/07/25, 15:04No.242042
Soccer but you must be heterosexual to play it professionally