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Anonymous10/05/26, 21:08No.271920/sumo/ - Off-basho General

Dan high five edition >Banzuke: http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/ >Fight Schedule & Results: https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/ >Some sumo links and how to watch live: https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d Dan's website: https://aonishiki.com Previous thread >>271390 [/xs/thread/271390#p271390]

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Anon10/05/26, 21:11No.271922

[/xs/thread/271390#p271908] >the kind of guy to let someone die of a heart attack in the dohyo because all the medics are women. B A S E D

Anon10/05/26, 21:43No.271930

[/xs/thread/271390#p271889] He was trying not to recreate this.

Anon10/05/26, 21:45No.271931

[/xs/thread/271390#p271909] >This is probably the first time I saw Ura's knees.

Anon10/05/26, 22:21No.271932

Aonishiki has sunk so low...

Anon10/05/26, 23:42No.271939

[/xs/thread/271390#p271908] >Yarden was fucked by Hakkaku being a stuck up cunt. >Making an exception due to exceptional times would be fine Yarden was fucked by being a complete shitter with zero redeeming qualities.>oy vey you have to let in this 25 year old with zero experience in any martial art let alone sumo because we are the chosen people Fuck off schlomo, jew fears the samurai

Anon10/05/26, 23:57No.271943

Hmm...

Anon10/06/26, 00:37No.271945

[/xs/thread/271390#p271916] >Hiradoumi Could've been worse to be honest.

Anon10/06/26, 00:59No.271948

>Ura's knees

Anon10/06/26, 09:15No.271957

>Wife cucks you with your own deshi and then runs away with him How can one survive such humiliation?

Anon10/06/26, 10:53No.271958

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Zb0WShTEnrw

Anon10/06/26, 13:11No.271962

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUg-yR9Yduc >Temujin MONGOL MENACE NEVER ENDS

Anon10/06/26, 14:23No.271969

>Dohyos can only heal physical wounds, not emotional ones.

Anon10/06/26, 15:00No.271972

https://tegatastore.com/products/authentic-kesho-mawashi-former-megashira-matsumaeyamaonly €570 for a kesho mawashi

Anon10/06/26, 16:47No.271981

Man what a delinquent

Anon10/06/26, 19:40No.271988

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_k33jzSKvA

Anon10/06/26, 19:57No.271989

Anon10/06/26, 22:36No.272001

I tested positive for covid back in 2020, took a quick nap on the dohyo and woke up fine.

Anon10/07/26, 14:49No.272046

These guys are so taped up. I expect to see full mummies wrestling in 3 to 5 years.

Anon10/07/26, 15:42No.272049

Subtle videogame tattoo thread

Anon10/07/26, 16:53No.272055

Anon10/07/26, 17:08No.272056

>Roga married an OL Fucking based.

Anon10/07/26, 19:31No.272061

Wonder which filter he hit.

Anon10/07/26, 22:20No.272078

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1pYsvRE2EAsugoi...

Anon10/08/26, 00:12No.272089

Are you excited for the future of sumo?

Anon10/08/26, 04:25No.272106

would you eat Dan's onigiri

Anon10/08/26, 05:21No.272108

Anon10/08/26, 08:18No.272113

No one said he was trying to join.

Anon10/08/26, 13:02No.272123

Nine Eleven indeed

Anon10/08/26, 15:32No.272128

Anon10/08/26, 15:38No.272129

>Slopshoryu

Anon10/08/26, 17:44No.272131

What would you rather have>Hoshoryu zensho >Moriurara zensho

Anon10/08/26, 18:26No.272134

I need a good image of a Teru disappointed glare to use as my phone's background to inspire me throughout the day.

Anon10/08/26, 18:51No.272136

Anyone know whats up with him?

Anon10/09/26, 14:43No.272179

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCSKozoEwxk

Anon10/10/26, 05:39No.272210

HorseSHITryu joined the jungyo, possibly his last one ever

Anon10/10/26, 05:49No.272211

when is queenbee going to fold and start doing stripper sumo streams on kick or fansly, that'll get me on board

Anon10/10/26, 11:21No.272219

Good to hear how Takakeisho is going to be more attentive to what kind of food his wrestlers bulk up with when his father forced him to eat McDonalds

Anon10/10/26, 12:19No.272222

Anon10/10/26, 15:58No.272232

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVjhuKDtqug

Anon10/10/26, 16:18No.272236

>Ask /sumo/ a disappointed Teru to use as my phone background >Next day >New Futagoyama sloppa asks the guys about their phone backgroundshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvShLIn0lhA

Anon10/10/26, 19:00No.272244

Reminder that a year ago the record number of 12-3Ys in a row was three. Right now we're sat at six.

Anon10/11/26, 19:05No.272290

Dan lend chest to Ikazuchido @ tour

Anon10/11/26, 19:16No.272293

Anon10/11/26, 19:23No.272294

>His sagari are somehow both hanging down and pointing up. 0/10

Anon10/11/26, 19:24No.272295

Anon10/11/26, 19:25No.272296

The weight gain hasn't aged Dan well.

Anon10/11/26, 19:32No.272298

I don't think I've actually seen a Gagamaru bout. Webm faggot, post some.

Anon10/11/26, 20:35No.272305

>Ah! Look who decided to come out of his heya! Have you finally reached yokozuna, like you told you were going to do?

Anon10/11/26, 20:41No.272307

Oh and FYI ESL-kun, it's "like you said you were going to?".

Anon10/12/26, 02:44No.272318

Ikazuchido becomes Shibuya cop after retirement.

Anon10/12/26, 07:11No.272331

Move to /sp/ already

Anon10/12/26, 15:25No.272346

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQzDVT2VcUwHoly shit I thought Enho was gay.

Anon10/12/26, 15:32No.272349

Cmon dude it costs you nothing to say its a chris video so that the filters get it dont be an asshole

Anon10/12/26, 15:52No.272350

If your filter could read the video title you could use \; as your filter to catch them.

Anon10/12/26, 17:06No.272354

I dont get why people hate Chris videos, his stuff seems pretty inoffensive.

Anon10/12/26, 17:09No.272357

Thank you for the vids Chris-san!! ^_^

Anon10/12/26, 17:25No.272361

I can't wait for Dan's last fight before Yokozuna promotion to be against Hoshoryu and Chris repeats the Hakuho/Terunofuji video with Hoshoryu giving a speech about the burden Dan is taking on.

Anon10/12/26, 17:27No.272362

I can't wait for Dan's last fight

Anon10/12/26, 17:33No.272363

God I hope it's a Gonoyama-induced terminal injury.

Anon10/12/26, 21:32No.272373

>ojiinoshin

Anon10/12/26, 21:36No.272374

am sumo kind of rules wtf is jareds aura its intense and deranged

Anon10/13/26, 05:56No.272388

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUfvUpMFjIk Enho getting some love

Anon10/13/26, 08:44No.272396

Sex basho soon

Anon10/14/26, 00:25No.272420

Is one of the basho considered more prestigious to win over the others? Like in golf winning the masters is usually considered the biggest prize to win among the major tourneys.

Anon10/14/26, 01:48No.272423

Dan got a JY at Aki so he can be promoted to yokozuna if he wins in November

Anon10/14/26, 02:42No.272426

anti-Danites chimpin out again lmaooo

Anon10/14/26, 04:28No.272429

A basho is a basho you can't say it's only a half.

Anon10/14/26, 07:38No.272434

I'm going to watch sumo on the 24th Tickets were expensive as hell

Anon10/14/26, 09:53No.272437

I'm going to watch sumo every day VPN + ABEMA

Anon10/14/26, 10:46No.272439

I don't understand. What context could you possibly need?

Anon10/14/26, 12:33No.272443

Why is one of the losers of the last basho the op?

Anon10/14/26, 15:38No.272450

Trannytame is the main character of sumo. His zuna run starts in November.

Anon10/14/26, 16:41No.272452

Why is Shunrai always talking about horses? Isn't that what uma means?

Anon10/14/26, 18:58No.272456

4 months from now every single kachi clash will have Asahifuji as their low Maegashira pick.

Anon10/15/26, 09:31No.272474

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlWoPI3GxNI

Anon10/15/26, 10:25No.272475

New Chris video is up. Tochinoshin is now saying that Dan should be promoted to yokozuna

Anon10/15/26, 10:28No.272476

>The tour went to Kahoku city >Kahoku Everything reminds me of him bros...

Anon10/15/26, 12:22No.272480

new video is up on dan's private instagram. he's wailing, rending his garments, blacking his face with ashes etc, in despair that he doesn't have enough hinkaku to ever promote to yokozuna.

Anon10/15/26, 12:45No.272481

Anon10/15/26, 12:58No.272482

When's the last time we had a fat ugly bastard Yokozuna? Akebono?

Anon10/15/26, 15:06No.272486

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP5yGtnpZxYSpiffy just dropped his banzuke. It all looks fairly uncontroversial apart from splitting up the Tebakari brothers while stating multiple times that guys with the same record next to each other on the banzuke always stay together.

Anon10/15/26, 15:30No.272491

When's the last time we had a bishonen Yokozuna? Takanohana?

Anon10/15/26, 15:31No.272492

Anon10/15/26, 15:34No.272494

When's the last time we had an oatmeal cookie Yokozu-Oh, right.

Anon10/15/26, 15:48No.272495

Anon10/15/26, 15:53No.272496

I feel like Hoshoryu is going to end his career as an oatmeal cookie to contend with Harumafuji.

Anon10/15/26, 16:40No.272498

Oatmeal cookieing is a skin condition, whats your point.

Anon10/15/26, 17:45No.272501

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T6BsSwCsUM Old school beya slop. Neat stuff.

Anon10/15/26, 20:29No.272507

>mong janny triggered by facts kek

Anon10/15/26, 22:45No.272511

if you're not part of the Danosphere that means your feminist and gay

Anon10/15/26, 23:36No.272514

All this Dan-posting is an attempt by Hoshoryu fans to make everyone hate Aonishiki.

Anon10/16/26, 04:32No.272520

>Harumafuji used to be at Ajigawa Let me guess, "Ama" was written 安馬?

Anon10/16/26, 07:10No.272521

You don't have to guess. You're on the internet.

Anon10/16/26, 13:58No.272525

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP8IB8chivsThis video could've been so cool if he'd done a 10 minute interview instead of his usual replaying of their basho for 99% of the video.

Anon10/16/26, 17:01No.272526

Anon10/16/26, 18:29No.272531

>The Yokozuna should train more t. Hakkaku >The Yokozuna should keep their bodies uninjured t. HakkakuGod he sounds like my fucking ex, nothing makes him happy.

Anon10/16/26, 18:53No.272534

>Hakkaku is finally forced to retire at 65 >The JSA plans to drop a curtain to reveal the next Chairman >The moment arrives >The curtain drops >The next Chairman is KaiOH MY GOD IT'S TAKANOHANA WITH A STEEL CHAIR

Anon10/16/26, 20:08No.272538

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfPTe4ob8_8

Anon10/17/26, 09:25No.272556

Anon10/17/26, 09:47No.272559

Back up.

Anon10/17/26, 10:27No.272561

stables will do this type of nonsense instead of just buying some barbells and power cages

Anon10/17/26, 10:32No.272565

Not my fault that faggot doesn't follow the threads.

Anon10/17/26, 10:38No.272566

It's your fault for thinking we need YouTube notifications on 4chan.

Anon10/17/26, 13:52No.272572

If Nishonoseki has a weight room then it must be gathering dust since Onosato was born that big and Shirokuma isn't particularly large looking.

Anon10/17/26, 13:56No.272575

Why did Kisenosato do it, bros?

Anon10/17/26, 16:38No.272579

controversial stuff in the new Chris video

Anon10/17/26, 16:40No.272580

No there isn't.

Anon10/17/26, 16:45No.272581

another amazing piece of sumo journalism. we are so lucky to have him.

Anon10/17/26, 17:15No.272582

you thought that the eternal battle between hakuho and hakkaku was over?

Anon10/17/26, 17:33No.272583

hoshoryu is a racist who only interacts with other mongolians on tours and such

Anon10/17/26, 17:34No.272584

what's happening to his skin, is it some form of AIDS? i think i am going to be sick...

Anon10/17/26, 18:11No.272586

Would this have been considered a clown basho with all the injury withdrawals in the sanyaku, or does Asashoryu's 14-1 as an Ozeki cancel it out.

Anon10/18/26, 06:54No.272623

In light of his latest comments on the yokozunas, is Hakkaku retarded? Is he citing History, who is coming off of surgery, sterling done from yokozuna reponsiibilities?

Anon10/18/26, 11:38No.272628

we did it reddit!

Anon10/18/26, 16:52No.272647

Anon10/18/26, 17:23No.272649

Nabatame? Are you referring to Miyabiyama?

Anon10/18/26, 19:17No.272651

Having Terunofuji as my phone's homescreen has inspired me to do better in my daily life. I can't bear the thought of disappointing him.

Anon10/18/26, 19:55No.272654

If horseSHITryu is healthy enough to do practice bouts with his fellow yokozuna then he is healthy enough to compete in november, he should be forced into retirement if he no-shows again

Anon10/18/26, 20:37No.272658

Anon10/18/26, 21:33No.272670

Anon10/18/26, 21:35No.272672

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