sumo offbasho general - /xs/

Anonymous09/02/26, 23:14No.269575/sumo/ - Off-basho General

Mongolian meat edition >Banzuke: http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/ >Fight Schedule & Results: https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/ >Some sumo links and how to watch live: https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d Previous thread: >>269087 [/xs/thread/269087#p269087]

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Anon09/02/26, 23:16No.269577

First for Zak tears.

Anon09/02/26, 23:50No.269579

Anon09/03/26, 02:00No.269585

ATAMIN TURNS 24 SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ATAMIN

Anon09/03/26, 03:40No.269592

Is this AI or is that some weird mountain of candy? I can't even tell anymore

Anon09/03/26, 05:44No.269597

That's a fairly small amount of pastries for an average rikishi.

Anon09/03/26, 06:24No.269598

>In the extremely rare event that a mawashi falls and exposes a wrestler's nudity, the gyōji is expected to use his gunbai as a fig leaf to cover an exposed wrestler.[75]The virgin Nude Sun Bathing vs. the chad Gyoji Assisted Freewalk

Anon09/03/26, 06:44No.269600

Father of the Musashigawa kid.

Anon09/03/26, 07:14No.269601

Anon09/03/26, 10:43No.269609

O_O

Anon09/03/26, 12:57No.269622

I just bought a Nissin cup noodle... I feel so... Japanese...

Anon09/03/26, 14:44No.269632

What a story, Mark!

Anon09/03/26, 14:45No.269633

Really hope Wakanosho is healthy, dude was tearing it up last basho.

Anon09/03/26, 14:47No.269634

Okay you faggots lets get those kachi clashes in.

Anon09/03/26, 15:36No.269636

I can't wait for next saturdays prime cut FutaGoyAma food slop.

Anon09/03/26, 15:38No.269637

mmm chanko with denuma sweat in...

Anon09/03/26, 19:29No.269643

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAa_MvXtYLQ&t=9396sSato was always a sack of shit.

Anon09/03/26, 19:30No.269645

Anon09/03/26, 19:37No.269648

wakatakaKOGA will never compete again

Anon09/03/26, 19:41No.269649

Wakamotoharu doing his horse imitationPhoto by Kyodo maliciously reproduced here without permission

Anon09/03/26, 22:04No.269661

Only a few more weeks until Dan is promoted to yokozuna

Anon09/04/26, 01:07No.269666

>Kazuma is actually the most intelligent rikishi there is

Anon09/04/26, 03:26No.269673

Okay but like

Anon09/04/26, 03:42No.269674

Kotozakura could theoretically get promoted to Yokozuna by the end of this year.

Anon09/04/26, 04:11No.269679

futagoyredditards chimpin out lmaoo

Anon09/04/26, 04:13No.269680

just say what you want to say or go back to playing in the corner

Anon09/04/26, 08:36No.269699

Anon09/04/26, 10:58No.269701

Fujinokawa ozeki run

Anon09/04/26, 14:45No.269711

Anon09/04/26, 14:57No.269713

new Chris video is up

Anon09/04/26, 17:06No.269730

Stop calling him Kirishitma, it's Byambachuluun Lkhagvasuren.

Anon09/04/26, 17:28No.269732

>Aonishiki didn't do a single bout

Anon09/04/26, 18:35No.269736

>Shishi put on a few kilos after stuffing himself with potato salad Them slavic genes man

Anon09/04/26, 18:59No.269739

its kotoeihover

Anon09/04/26, 21:37No.269748

Takayasu WON

Anon09/04/26, 23:43No.269754

https://x.com/sumokyokai/status/2095803048971116858?s=20. Whos this rotund kid on the left hes giving me kitanoumi vibes

Anon09/04/26, 23:57No.269757

What's he thinking?

Anon09/05/26, 01:04No.269760

Anon09/05/26, 01:06No.269763

Anon09/05/26, 06:13No.269788

https://sumostats.com/news/2955535e-969d-4b3f-b5ce-19e3d46ef801 https://hochi.news/articles/20260905-OHT1T51102.html?page=1

Anon09/05/26, 17:15No.269810

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6MPosting this early in anticipation of the incoming Horseshitryu kyūjō announcement.

Anon09/05/26, 18:58No.269814

When's the last time we had an Ozeki from Isegahama and they didn't reach Yokozuna?

Anon09/05/26, 19:45No.269818

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsyoQ58dspo>Dan's left foot still isn't fully healed >Oshima thinks Onosato is back >Hakkaku doesn't >He does however think Atami will make Ozeki this basho tho and will be able to honour the rank

Anon09/06/26, 10:40No.269842

>mucho texto there is 0% chance Hoshoryu is competing in September

Anon09/06/26, 13:39No.269844

I wonder if these sumo guys know how to use underground drugs for healing? There's only so much that eating soup, rice, and fried chicken can do.

Anon09/06/26, 14:23No.269847

horseryu galloping towards retirement

Anon09/06/26, 14:38No.269848

Dan's victory parade was cancel due to bad weather in Tokyo

Anon09/06/26, 16:45No.269856

I think the entire sumo fanbase will be cheering for Hoshoryu come November. God a zensho would be the hypest shit, just become your uncle for one basho dude it would be sick as fuck.

Anon09/06/26, 17:26No.269861

Anon09/06/26, 19:23No.269871

Ozeki (yokozuna bound) Danylo Aonishiki gonna forge me a sword

Anon09/06/26, 19:58No.269875

And may I add he broke down into tears in his 13-2Y speech it meant that much to him. As much as Kisenosato only every won two yusho, fucking hell what a pair of yusho to win.

Anon09/07/26, 08:48No.269901

Anon09/07/26, 10:16No.269903

Asahifuji will be the next Asashoryu

Anon09/07/26, 13:12No.269908

I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER I WANT IT TO START NOW

Anon09/07/26, 14:13No.269910

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0oSe8smiuoFresh Chris.>tldr everyone seems in good health >Asanoyama gave Asasuiryu 8 stitches above his right eye >Baruto met with Hakuho and got nostalgic

Anon09/07/26, 14:14No.269911

Kotoeiho will struggle to hang now he is Joi, he will get jobbed out hard.

Anon09/07/26, 14:26No.269913

My guy Wakamiyabi off chanko duty

Anon09/07/26, 16:37No.269925

mongs be like

Anon09/07/26, 19:10No.269936

Fujinokawa bought a 2 million yen wristwatch

Anon09/07/26, 19:31No.269938

Any news about Waka?

Anon09/07/26, 20:59No.269943

This only means Fujinokawa is a young dumbass who buys shit he's told to by salesmen. Gigachads wear picrel.

Anon09/07/26, 21:27No.269947

ME RIKEY SUMO!!!!!

Anon09/07/26, 22:56No.269956

>"Yokozuna Onosato participated in a Nishonoseki ichimon joint training session held at the Sadogatake stable in Matsudo, Chiba Prefecture, on September 7. He took on Ozeki Kotozakura in 20 consecutive bouts, finishing with a 16–4 record. In addition to his preferred right-inside grip, Onosato overwhelmed his opponent by using left-hand under-hook switching (hidari makikae)." >Onosato is overdoing training a few days before basho start Please God do not let this man injure himself in a stupid way right before he can even start doing anything

Anon09/08/26, 10:17No.269983

>Dohyo heals you t Aonishiki HEAL ON THE DOHYO

Anon09/08/26, 11:04No.269985

>atamifuji has grown to 198kg surely no rikishi has the oshi power to-

Anon09/08/26, 11:15No.269988

I feel ill :(

Anon09/08/26, 14:22No.269998

BOOORIING

Anon09/08/26, 23:20No.270021

anti-Danners chimpin out again lmaoooo

Anon09/09/26, 01:35No.270027

Anon09/09/26, 02:56No.270032

It's been a while since I've seen Yarden...

Anon09/09/26, 02:57No.270033

What do you mean? He just won the cup.

Anon09/09/26, 03:23No.270035

anti-Danners chimpin out again lmaoooo

Anon09/09/26, 03:45No.270037

That's Daiberg Yokozunastein to you.

Anon09/09/26, 04:01No.270038

When's the november banzuke

Anon09/09/26, 07:47No.270044

Guys when does the November banzuke release?

Anon09/09/26, 07:57No.270047

November banzuke /when/ ?

Anon09/09/26, 08:07No.270048

Y1E Onosato, Y1W Hoshoryu O1E Aonishiki, O1W Kirishima O2E Kotozakura, O2W Atamifuji S1E Fujinokawa, S1W Takayasu K1E Kotoeiho, K1W Ichiyamamoto

Anon09/09/26, 11:30No.270059

NO MORE FUCKING 12-3 YOKOZUNANO MORE

Anon09/09/26, 12:14No.270062

rate my picks rly wanted to pick WTK, but the price is too high for a risky pick

Anon09/09/26, 12:19No.270063

They call him Dan the Clam

Anon09/09/26, 12:43No.270067

Hey guys, does anyone know when the November bazuke drops?

Anon09/09/26, 16:16No.270080

Chunichi has a full transcript of the big Dan II interviewhttps://www.chunichi.co.jp/article/1307140

Anon09/09/26, 16:33No.270083

Tom stands a good chance of making a makuuchi appearance vs Asasuiryu on the 5th day that makuuchi has an odd number of competitors this basho should that circumstance come to pass. This would further extend his oldness record

Anon09/09/26, 19:32No.270091

>Hakuho was once Y2w OOF!

Anon09/09/26, 19:54No.270094

Best case scenario is Onosato wins September and Hoshoryu wins November. Worst case scenario is Kotoshoho wins both, can't be promoted to Ozeki due to his makekoshi in July, and returns to mediocrity afterwards.

Anon09/10/26, 05:12No.270142

Soon™

Anon09/10/26, 07:30No.270147

mamonaku jikan...

Anon09/10/26, 12:59No.270160

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea4I_VEpyYQ

Anon09/10/26, 15:09No.270169

Day 1 matchups tonight or tomorrow?

Anon09/10/26, 15:37No.270171

The new Chris video says Dan went 15-0 in practice matches. Dan's 4th yusho is now a foregone conclusion.

Anon09/10/26, 15:56No.270173

Anon09/10/26, 16:04No.270174

Not the 35 minute video breakdown of Shishihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOPDj7PgK24

Anon09/10/26, 16:20No.270178

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Anon09/10/26, 17:14No.270190

>not at bump limit >not at image limitWhat the fuck are you retards doing

Anon09/10/26, 21:05No.270213

Uh oh, danbot meltdown