sumo offbasho general

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Anon08/05/26, 23:05No.267348

Guy looks juiced up big time

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Anon08/05/26, 23:21No.267349

[/xs/thread/266848#p267347] 6'5" is pretty much a prime rikishi build in any era.

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Anon08/05/26, 23:25No.267350

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Anon08/05/26, 23:29No.267351

I web searched 'sumo steroids' and Chiyonofuji wiki page was one of the top results

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Anon08/06/26, 03:50No.267365

I know this is going to make the anti-Danners seethe, but Dan is better than chiyonofuji ever was

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Anon08/06/26, 04:19No.267367

So does anyone care about mitakeumi

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Anon08/06/26, 18:39No.267397

Dan is the only one capable of protecting the dignity of the yokozuna rank from having yet another mong mediocrity stain sumo by calling himself yokozuna. If it weren't for Dan's domination kiriSHITma would already be a yokozuna and we would be stuck with yet another horseSHITryu tier sack of crap defiling the rank for years. All sumo fans should thank their gods that Dan was sent to us

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Anon08/06/26, 21:17No.267404

It took Chiyonofuji three tournaments at Ozeki to get to Yokozuna. It took Aonishiki three tournaments at Ozeki to get to Sekiwake.

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Anon08/06/26, 21:37No.267405

Dan haters seething

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Anon08/07/26, 00:20No.267411

why do the reddit faggots all dislike Dan?

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Anon08/07/26, 00:59No.267413

Why do people insist on deadnaming Aonishiki-san?

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Anon08/07/26, 01:22No.267417

I always spell out a rikishi's full shikona even if there's a universally excepted nickname. Just my own little 'tism.

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Anon08/07/26, 01:28No.267418

For me, it's Avonixiqui

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Anon08/07/26, 04:10No.267420

If we ignore his two injured basho, Dan wouldn't have actually given away a single kinboshi this year.

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Anon08/07/26, 04:45No.267423

Oshi Yokozunas fucking suck because their matches are too quick.

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Anon08/07/26, 04:51No.267424

Dan is the first great yokozuna of the post-mong era, he is the dominant figure who will put an end to the time of troubles that started with the collapse of the reign of absentee yokozuna terunofuji. The pretenders to the crown who sprung up during the interregnum will be cast aside by Dan and sumo will be granted a peaceful new era of dignified hinkakutastic yokozuna dominance

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Anon08/07/26, 05:39No.267435

Now if Anon had said Kisenosato was a functional Yokozuna for years prior to roping, we wouldn't have a problem.

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Anon08/07/26, 10:15No.267442

>Speaking highly of K*senosato

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Anon08/07/26, 10:28No.267443

boards:sp,xs;/\b\w+\*\w+\b/i

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Anon08/07/26, 12:44No.267447

Akiseyama has left NSK. Good fortunes for him in his future career

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Anon08/07/26, 14:13No.267451

Damn Tochi really slimmed down

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Anon08/07/26, 16:05No.267457

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDo2b962idgThe gyoji's hair is on fleek.

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Anon08/07/26, 18:11No.267466

srs biz@jungyo

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Anon08/07/26, 20:19No.267470

What rikishi are you most excited to watch next basho? For me I think it's a combination of Dan and Atamin, with a side order of Asahifuji. Atamifuji is going to be filled with fighting spirit after finally breaking through his ceiling.

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Anon08/07/26, 20:21No.267472

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz-dDDoT41s&pp=ygUJYXRhbWlmdWpp0gcJCcQLAYcqIYzvI don't know if understand this advert makes it better or worse.

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Anon08/07/26, 20:37No.267479

Just look at this dude. He has no neck, and while you can say that about many rikishi due to fat, not this guy.

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Anon08/07/26, 20:43No.267483

>12-3 is not Yusho equiv-ACK!

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Anon08/07/26, 21:04No.267491

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-M3xQkMEHYFucking beast, there's no one in sumo now like Tochinoshin.

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Anon08/08/26, 00:09No.267511

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Anon08/08/26, 04:07No.267517

Waiting for the next basho

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Anon08/08/26, 10:45No.267527

My amazing conspiracy theory: Chiyonofuji’s sudden retirement in May 1991 was forced by external forces. Sumo officials or insiders found proof of his steroid use and gave him an ultimatum to immediately retire or they would go public and ruin his legacy forever. Shoulder injury was just a convenient exit strategy to sweep a massive doping scandal under the rug.

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Anon08/08/26, 12:20No.267530

Reminder that the job of a Yokozuna is to make sumo exciting. With this in mind, both Hoshoryu and Futahaguro are/were better Yokozuna than Kisenosato who was by far the worst Yokozuna of all time.

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Anon08/08/26, 15:24No.267543

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Anon08/08/26, 15:27No.267544

Sprained my ankle really bad yesterday but i cant find a dohyo in my area at all...

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Anon08/08/26, 16:19No.267548

Kisenosato is one giant "what if..." in sumo. What if he didn't injure his chest muscle that hindered him completely? How many yushos would he have claimed.

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Anon08/08/26, 16:39No.267549

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2VXHq1A4yQGet some slop in you.

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Anon08/08/26, 17:37No.267553

Miyabiyama has more 14-1s than Hoshoryu.

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Anon08/08/26, 17:41No.267556

Was he denied Ozeki because they already had too many Ozeki?

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Anon08/08/26, 20:01No.267581

Post kachi clash rank>Ms7w because Kazuma is fucking useless

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Anon08/08/26, 21:25No.267590

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L7sDjxEO3uIR E M I N D E R

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Anon08/08/26, 22:12No.267595

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Anon08/08/26, 22:28No.267598

Why did Japan never have some gladiator esque death match sport. Seems right for their culture

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Anon08/09/26, 03:01No.267616

lmao that you can use steroids in sumo but 4chan bans you for using the n word

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Anon08/09/26, 05:28No.267623

The JSA refused to let Hakuho have his stable back so were dragging his punishment out to make him want to leave knowing he'd snap eventually.

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Anon08/09/26, 13:30No.267646

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Anon08/09/26, 14:26No.267647

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Anon08/09/26, 14:50No.267648

Honestly wouldn't mind seeing Kirishima manage to get the rope this coming basho and then Aonishiki to manage the feat by end of year. It would give us a classical split of Yokozuna >Aonishiki - all around terrifying, some injury concerns that stop him just running rampant >Onosato - utterly dominant when uninjured (he is always injured) >Kirishima - consistently good, filters the trash out of the yusho race, always chokes himself in the end >Hoshoryu - prevents other guys from zensho and always looks good for a yusho (never does though), hands out meme kinboshi to keep us entertained I could really go for that zuna spread. Note that things could change (Mongolians could stop choking, Aonishiki could get more injuries, Onosato could use there being multiple zunas to actually rehab and come back to what we know he can be) but atm that would still be a good lineup.

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Anon08/09/26, 15:58No.267651

if you were a sumotori what would your rank be?me? sandanme 35

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Anon08/09/26, 16:52No.267654

>*settles into juryo for the next six years*

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Anon08/09/26, 19:31No.267669

I think the fact that we're in the all time record for most 12-3Ys in a row should tell you that no one actually deserves rope right now. Hell we didn't just beat the record by one, we beat it by fucking two.

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Anon08/09/26, 19:47No.267671

I see no reason to think the run of 12-3Ys will end any time soon. Healthy 'sato could do it but not these goobers.

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Anon08/09/26, 19:51No.267672

Do they take into consideration specifically the win or the loss count? For example, would a 12-3 with a playoff win be on similar standing to a 13-2 no playoff considering the 12-3P would be 13 wins

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Anon08/09/26, 19:57No.267676

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Anon08/10/26, 00:36No.267698

New Chris dropped

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Anon08/10/26, 07:57No.267713

What is better? To be a sumo fan in an age of well-matched competitors jostling for rank, or an age of dominant individuals that hold the top ranks decisively for years?We're currently in the former, obviously. I can't help thinking that in some ways it's preferable to the latter. Both can be engaging for different reasons.

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Anon08/10/26, 17:36No.267739

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Anon08/10/26, 18:59No.267756

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyL5ujaJJfoTatsusloppa should be a staple part of your diet. Their regular videos are a solid training-cooking-eating routine.

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Anon08/10/26, 19:21No.267761

Was this the greatest era?

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Anon08/10/26, 19:46No.267771

Kotoeiho is the clear #1 in shiko, but who's better between Abi and Takanohana?

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Anon08/10/26, 20:12No.267773

The last time anyone saw Atamin's eyes.

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Anon08/10/26, 22:07No.267784

Asashoryu's posting workout videos of his new wife. Just saying.

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Anon08/11/26, 02:28No.267807

They need to make zuna promotions 3 yusho in a row. Horshityus of the world need not apply.

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Anon08/11/26, 02:38No.267809

Yokozuna should go back to being licensed by a single family for the sole purpose of recognizing whichever ozeki are popular and dignified enough to perform in front of the royal family. Breaking tradition by making it a sporting rank was a mistake.

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Anon08/11/26, 02:41No.267810

yokozuna should be given to whichever ozeki that I like, and none of the ones I don't

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Anon08/11/26, 03:16No.267813

They should rename Yokozuna to Tastyzuna and promotion is determined by cook off.

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Anon08/11/26, 03:36No.267815

The second tastyzuna, Chen Kenichi, first of his name

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Anon08/11/26, 04:31No.267820

Maybe they could be Jokozuna and they could replace the Dohyo-iri with a stand up show

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Anon08/11/26, 04:32No.267821

Shokkiri always has me rolling around on the floor in fits of hysterical laughter.

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Anon08/11/26, 09:38No.267828

its over

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Anon08/11/26, 10:31No.267831

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