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Anonymous07/30/26, 16:29No.266848/sumo/ - Off-basho General
Three going on fifty edition.
The next 10 years will see Dan dominating sumo like nobody else ever has before
>Banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/
>Fight Schedule & Results:
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/
>Some sumo links and how to watch live:
https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d
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Anon07/30/26, 17:07No.266853
Dan is going to be on the cover of Sumo Magazine again
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Anon07/30/26, 17:14No.266855
https://www.web.nhk/tv/an/sunsat/pl/series-tep-QL31MN9ZQ4/ep/YL1VXR279L
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Anon07/30/26, 17:15No.266856
Reminder to not suck Yoshi's nutsack.
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Anon07/30/26, 17:35No.266858
What did people think of the other Yokozuna during Hakuho's run after Asashoryu retired? I started watching sumo the basho when Terunofuji retired so i never saw any of them. Im not just talking in their results, which i can look up their W/L record, but more in terms of their style while fighting and how entertaining it was or their overall personality how did people rate them?
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Anon07/30/26, 18:19No.266861
Did Sumo Spirit delete his AI slop channel and remake it under SumoSpirit? I know for a fact I blocked the channel before but for some reason it was in my feed just now.
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Anon07/30/26, 18:44No.266863
Why do they constantly change their names all the time, impossible to keep track of who is who
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Anon07/30/26, 18:57No.266867
It's kind of a shame that Kisenosato didn't enforce a Kise- shikona on his guys since apparently that's a rare kanji. Onosato could've been Kiseryu or some shit.
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Anon07/30/26, 20:25No.266879
And if you don't already know, the shikona of Onosato comes from a combination of Daiki's favourite Yokozuna, Onokuni, plus his master's shikona of Kisenosato, resulting in Onosato. The shikona just happened to have been used by an Ozeki over a century ago so Kisenosato tracked down his ancestors and asked if he could give his deshi the shikona to which they obviously replied yes. Japan loves this sort of shit.
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Anon07/30/26, 20:30No.266880
>tfw went to the store and they didn't have my brand of sumo
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Anon07/30/26, 21:57No.266889
How frustrated and upset are the Dan haters right now as a result of Dan getting his 3rd yusho?
Post you level of butthurt on a scale of 1 to 5
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Anon07/30/26, 22:57No.266894
Fujinokawa needs to get on the roids
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Anon07/30/26, 23:24No.266895
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Is the leaf being stuck to the fish a good or evil omen?
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Anon07/31/26, 02:02No.266900
>become the world's greatest sumo wrestler
>your prize: you get to be in OP pic of 4chan threads
worth it?
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Anon07/31/26, 02:03No.266901
JSA just announced that Dan is getting promoted to O1e on the next banzuke
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Anon07/31/26, 02:28No.266903
JSA just announced they are giving Dan the newly created DaiOzeki rank for the next banzuke in honor of his eventual roping
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Anon07/31/26, 02:41No.266904
JSA just announced that all the wrestlers are getting a pay bump
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Anon07/31/26, 03:21No.266905
Isegahama are the bad guys of the sumo world.
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Anon07/31/26, 03:24No.266906
Chris said the yokozuna need to quit
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Anon07/31/26, 03:40No.266908
>i went to retardville and oh boy you won't believe the sort of stuff they were saying!
thanks for checking in, champ
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Anon07/31/26, 04:45No.266912
Dan haters have zero himkaku
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Anon07/31/26, 05:12No.266913
JSA just announced they are throwing Ura into a pit in hopes to appease the evil spirits
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Anon07/31/26, 07:25No.266918
Koga's favorite Yokozuna is probably Futahaguro
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Anon07/31/26, 07:40No.266919
Anyone playing uchinoheya? Trained a kid from aomori we won 27 yushos loved that mountain hill Billy.
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Anon07/31/26, 15:13No.266948
asashoryu is so ashamed of his nephew's performance that he has completely given up posting about sumo on his xitter
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Anon07/31/26, 16:01No.266956
New Dosukoi Sumo Salon is up
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Anon07/31/26, 16:02No.266957
>the Paris episode
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/shows/5001521/
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Anon07/31/26, 22:20No.266979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRs9vwopEvwWatch a pint sized Ozeki smoke his opponent and take them down to the clay.
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Anon08/01/26, 01:19No.266984
Has there ever been a bigger humiliation ritual than Horshityus yokozuna promotion.
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Anon08/01/26, 15:35No.267008
Stop bulling my Yokozuna-Ozeki. Its not his fault the JSA panicked. What was he supposed to do, say no to the promotion?
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Anon08/01/26, 16:45No.267012
If he hadn't been promoted he'd be Sekiwake rn.
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Anon08/01/26, 20:40No.267024
>*dies of cringe*
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Anon08/02/26, 07:05No.267035
How do i become the next Aonishiki?
Im already fat as fuck
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Anon08/02/26, 12:22No.267045
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Anon08/02/26, 12:51No.267046
>no new Chris video today
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Anon08/02/26, 17:21No.267056
All this Harumafuji talk is making me want an oatmeal cookie.
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Anon08/02/26, 18:29No.267058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1pYsvRE2EAKiribayama...the good old days...
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Anon08/02/26, 21:09No.267065
Nabatame beats all of them at the same time
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Anon08/03/26, 02:31No.267077
KWABatame finna get his ass beat by juryo again lmaooooo
futamaGOYs chimpin out
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Anon08/03/26, 02:36No.267078
whens the next Chris video coming out?
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Anon08/03/26, 10:35No.267083
https://www.reddit.com/r/Sumo/comments/1vdrd9c/yoshinofuji_struck_by_earthquake_in_kumamoto/Yoshi almost killed in an earthquake while visiting family.
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Anon08/03/26, 18:26No.267094
How does he keep getting away with it?
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Anon08/03/26, 21:06No.267105
Aonishikis foot is in very bad condition. Its over for Aonishiki
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Anon08/03/26, 21:18No.267107
why do we hate fishlips again seems irrational
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Anon08/03/26, 21:20No.267108
>164 cm 86 kg
Could you beat him?
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Anon08/04/26, 05:19No.267126
The problem with Kotosh*ho isn't that he won a yusho but that he went straight back to sucking shit after it.>Immediately goes makekoshi twice
>Makes Sekiwake from outside the joi because there was no one else for the position
>Only retains the spot because the entire Sanyaku was kyujo in May
>Kwabs the moment they're back
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Anon08/04/26, 05:23No.267127
Daily reminder that asterisk posters are gay as fuck.
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Anon08/04/26, 05:28No.267128
In September you're gonna see what a real 8-7 Sekiwake machine looks like.
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Anon08/04/26, 05:56No.267129
Right mawashi, wrong rikishi.
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Anon08/04/26, 11:06No.267141
A million dollars or the chance to sit at this table?
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Anon08/04/26, 11:52No.267146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXOYec4CEMQ
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Anon08/04/26, 12:19No.267147
Imagine yusho-ing as ozeki and still not getting the top spot.
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Anon08/04/26, 19:52No.267163
Fuck Takakeisho and fuck Takakeisho apologists.
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Anon08/04/26, 20:46No.267179
>its Aomoriover
nishkifuji died of a heart attack
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Anon08/04/26, 20:51No.267180
>Makuuchi wrestler Nishikifuji withdraws from summer tour after being diagnosed with atrial fibrillation
Who?
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Anon08/04/26, 21:00No.267182
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Anon08/04/26, 21:33No.267185
>Isegahama are about to have TEN sekitori.
Starting to approach some old-school Dewanoumi levels of dominance.
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Anon08/04/26, 23:02No.267188
How far would this guy get and what would his shikona be?
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Anon08/04/26, 23:18No.267190
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Anon08/05/26, 00:00No.267193
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Anon08/05/26, 00:13No.267194
lol
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Anon08/05/26, 00:27No.267195
Fatslap.
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Anon08/05/26, 00:28No.267196
Hakuho was worse than Asashoryu
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Anon08/05/26, 00:39No.267199
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Anon08/05/26, 04:52No.267215
Technically the gyoji(s) also cannot call monoii.
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Anon08/05/26, 04:57No.267216
Can I call a monoii
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Anon08/05/26, 05:13No.267218
Rikishi in a match are allowed to agree to a matta and restart, Kotoshoho and Shishi did it recently. Gyoji gave the go ahead but they stopped fighting and agreed to restart.
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Anon08/05/26, 06:38No.267221
When my dick gets up it feel kimochii
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Anon08/05/26, 07:06No.267225
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Anon08/05/26, 10:23No.267227
qrd on why everyone hates takakeisho? I didn't start watching sumo until the basho he retired basically. I'm a weab and have enjoyed his commentary on the oyakata yt channel and whenever he's on abema, but idk much about his career other than the playoff against atami that gets posted here a lot and the fact that he was a push thruster.
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Anon08/05/26, 15:18No.267250
its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS9PD6z-iCk
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Anon08/05/26, 16:02No.267259
So they're making an exception for Asahifuji and letting him do sparring matches with Makuuchi guys on tour? And he's beating their asses? Can't imagine lending Gonoyama's chest was too hard for him since he has Atamin in-stable and stern disappointed glares for any failures.
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Anon08/05/26, 16:49No.267276
>that one britard who replies to every single post
no flags on xs enables this type of compulsive behavior
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Anon08/05/26, 16:53No.267278
>Tacoqueso was far more exciting
Hmm, I wonder what he'll do this time. Will he walk forward, or will he lose. WHAT A RUSH!
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Anon08/05/26, 16:59No.267280
Who's a non sekitori shitter who you want to see as sekitori? I want umeyama because we need more autism
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Anon08/05/26, 17:20No.267285
Gunning says Dan will easily make yokozuna by January
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Anon08/05/26, 17:36No.267290
Nobody hates Dan. Everyone hates the faggot who rides his dick.
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Anon08/05/26, 17:46No.267291
I hate both.
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Anon08/05/26, 18:22No.267294
Dan has more hinkaku than all of Mongolia combined
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Anon08/05/26, 18:47No.267300
Neither will ever hold the all-time record.
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Anon08/05/26, 18:48No.267301
The good old days when you could debut at Ozeki.
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Anon08/05/26, 18:54No.267305
Churanoumi landing on Dan's toe was a straight up timeline shift in sumo.
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Anon08/05/26, 19:03No.267306
Dan landing on Onosato's shoulder was a straight up timeline shift in sumo.
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Anon08/05/26, 19:04No.267307
Both of these statements are true.
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Anon08/05/26, 19:04No.267308
This statement is false.
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Anon08/05/26, 19:05No.267309
Both of these statements are false.
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Anon08/05/26, 19:16No.267310
All of those statements are open to interpretation.
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Anon08/05/26, 19:30No.267311
Koga is god
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Anon08/05/26, 20:09No.267318
Let’s talk Rikishi build and training. What makes Asakoryu be successful with his physique or others like The Meatball or Sakura-chan.Basically, will there be another Chiyonofuji or no.
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Anon08/05/26, 20:31No.267328
There's nothing wrong with being nude.
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Anon08/05/26, 20:43No.267334
I've never seen rikishi balls. I understand it happens, but maybe just don't look there
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Anon08/05/26, 22:59No.267346
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