sumo offbasho general - /xs/

Anonymous04/29/26, 20:33No.260776/sumo/ - Off-basho General

BIKES >Banzuke: http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/ >Fight Schedule & Results: https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/ >Some sumo links and how to watch live: https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d previous thread >>260059 [/xs/thread/260059#p260059]

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Anon04/29/26, 20:43No.260778

First for Byambachuluun Lkhagvasuren.

Anon04/29/26, 20:46No.260779

Now this is a real edition

Anon04/29/26, 20:50No.260781

[/xs/thread/260059#p260774] Miyabiyama was 187cm tall and looks like a manlet there. Chad was huge

Anon04/29/26, 20:53No.260784

Who's the most exciting debut this basho?

Anon04/29/26, 22:33No.260803

Which ex-Makuuchi currently in Juryo are washed out and on a downward spiral? Nishikigi doesn't look like he's coming back.

Anon04/30/26, 02:38No.260824

Does sadogatake have any promising young recruits? If I had a son that wanted to do sumo that would seem like a great stable to get into to develop pretty sure they have the record of most consecutive days with a sekitori that spans years?

Anon04/30/26, 12:23No.260833

Rude

Anon04/30/26, 12:37No.260834

Okaryu has gone for a nice deep red.

Anon04/30/26, 15:41No.260841

>It works him

Anon04/30/26, 15:52No.260842

The bloody belt is bloody red His bloody fate is bloody dead His bloody face in the bloody dirt His bloody body bloody hurt bloody Okaryu is bloody daft Don't make me bloody laugh

Anon04/30/26, 18:19No.260843

Red is the colour of blood thus red belts are a bad omen. Two weeks from now Okaryu will be dead. His beyaslop channel will cover his funeral.

Anon04/30/26, 19:06No.260850

What beya has the highest rate of sekitori now? I feel like it's Tatsunami since their rikishi number is pretty low but they have 3 sekitori. Don't give me that Isegahama shit, they're fucking huge, and Kise isn't much smaller iirc.

Anon04/30/26, 19:57No.260853

If any of these numbers are wrong it's not because I fucked up, it's because your mother is a whore.

Anon04/30/26, 22:45No.260865

Anon05/01/26, 02:11No.260869

did the beyaslop with that judoka girl get removed? :(

Anon05/01/26, 10:25No.260879

Why is Hakkaku so hard on hoshoryu and onosato when they're fighting for real and he was yaochoing his entire tenure as yokozuna?

Anon05/01/26, 10:45No.260883

Remember when the gyoji did such a bad job in Kotoshoho v Shishi that despite giving the match a hakkiyoi the rikishi both said fuck it and restarted? If those seppuku daggers were real gyoji death rates would make uboats look safe.

Anon05/01/26, 16:46No.260901

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E0hVV3SDDI

Anon05/01/26, 19:14No.260912

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sekmuAHlku0 Hoshoryu lending his chest to Hakunofuji was fun. Shame Onosato wasn't there though.

Anon05/01/26, 19:20No.260913

Anon05/01/26, 19:40No.260915

Anon05/01/26, 19:42No.260916

If Hakkaku is so qualified to tell Makuuchi rikishi they aren't putting in enough effort why not just have his own rikishi lead by example OH WAIT

Anon05/01/26, 19:52No.260917

Anon05/01/26, 23:08No.260926

Abi kidnapped this kid from a restaurant and forced him to join his stable.

Anon05/01/26, 23:13No.260928

>its another episode of horseSHITryu did good at all stables fuckers been yokozuna for 8 bashoes now, always doing good at 'practice' but still never able to put it all together for the real show

Anon05/01/26, 23:15No.260929

Anon05/02/26, 00:10No.260933

I berieve.

Anon05/02/26, 02:46No.260947

Who's the most disappointing inheritor of a previously good shikona

Anon05/02/26, 03:47No.260952

Anon05/02/26, 04:28No.260955

If only you knew how bad things really are

Anon05/02/26, 10:15No.260965

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioU-pyK0-1k Takakeisho on the oyakataslop

Anon05/02/26, 10:44No.260966

>All three Ozeki have failed Yokozuna runs

Anon05/02/26, 11:12No.260969

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14iRIOM8pINo way are Tobizaru and Hidenoumi brothers. They have to have different fathers.

Anon05/02/26, 11:39No.260971

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Jk7FwLBAg

Anon05/02/26, 11:41No.260972

Started bulking for the basho yesterday. Hope other anons are getting in proper shape as well.

Anon05/02/26, 13:53No.260976

I feel like this will one those Total Sanyaku Death bashos with all the injuries

Anon05/02/26, 14:53No.260981

Anon05/02/26, 16:47No.260991

Anon05/02/26, 17:02No.260995

Tomato Cream of mushroom Alphabet Lentil Split pea Minestrone

Anon05/02/26, 17:51No.261002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8pnBQVtpxw

Anon05/02/26, 17:55No.261004

No idea.

Anon05/02/26, 18:53No.261012

>Alphabet Shishi, because he's still learning his ABCs. >Split pea Pic rel

Anon05/02/26, 21:12No.261029

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0hcceem7uQso inspirational...

Anon05/02/26, 23:55No.261036

These plushies are sick, I want one. Where do you get them? Also why do they have bird beaks? Rikishi aren't ducks.

Anon05/02/26, 23:57No.261037

Anon05/02/26, 23:58No.261039

Anon05/03/26, 18:40No.261082

Anon05/03/26, 18:52No.261084

What's it like knowing that Atamifuji is currently the #1 rikishi at Isegahama? How do you live with yourself knowing that?

Anon05/03/26, 19:19No.261090

why did he do it

Anon05/03/26, 20:02No.261098

>wife walked in on me shadow wrestling again

Anon05/03/26, 20:59No.261102

>parents walked in on me watching a basho >now they think I'm gay

Anon05/03/26, 21:34No.261109

Anon05/04/26, 01:11No.261127

>If you can't beat them, break their legs.

Anon05/04/26, 12:42No.261149

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvHpvQrCF2MTwo goats chatting. What match was Asashoryu talking about at the end ? The one where he shoved Hakuho when he was already down ?

Anon05/04/26, 14:01No.261156

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFvrt3LQyww>He found handball practice too intense so opted for sumo insteadSUMOSISTERS ARE WE WEAKER THAN HANDBALLCHADS???

Anon05/04/26, 20:07No.261171

Anon05/04/26, 20:35No.261172

>"japanese" as an insult in a sumo thread go back

Anon05/04/26, 21:02No.261178

Anon05/04/26, 21:52No.261181

2/9 is 22.2% faggot. Nips are shit at sumo.

Anon05/04/26, 21:59No.261182

Anon05/04/26, 22:59No.261185

Nobody's arguing that, but give the man a kesho-mawashi, ffs.

Anon05/05/26, 06:06No.261195

Is it even possible for Sumo to experience such a low level of hinkaku ever again or will H*kuho forever be the most dishonorable stain in history?

Anon05/05/26, 06:09No.261196

Anon05/05/26, 07:00No.261200

what if one of the sumo-ers during the tachia went early as a fake out and then slowly ran his hand along the buttocks of the opponent and gave him sensual eyes? Would that be good or bad hinkaku

Anon05/05/26, 09:11No.261204

Losing to a henka brings just as much shame as doing one.

Anon05/05/26, 10:31No.261205

Anon05/05/26, 13:36No.261207

Anon05/05/26, 18:44No.261221

Yasuhiro Omori already has groupies

Anon05/05/26, 20:03No.261231

It's not slop, newfag, it's tradition. I saw someone mention he's likely to land at Oitekaze, so it'll be Daishou-something.

Anon05/05/26, 20:08No.261234

大 dai 翔 shou

Anon05/05/26, 20:25No.261237

翔 tobi

Anon05/05/26, 20:45No.261240

>And like, most of the guys there.

Anon05/06/26, 00:19No.261246

For me? It's Kotoshoho. The next yusho champion.

Anon05/06/26, 07:50No.261263

>Aonishiki has injured his ankle

Anon05/06/26, 07:57No.261264

Anon05/06/26, 13:21No.261273

Remember, not everyone keeps up to date on sumo news so you'll do better in fantasy than anyone with a Dan pick ;)

Anon05/06/26, 13:34No.261276

Hell yeah, just got Dan cheap in my basho fantasy lineup! Some geek let him go, was probably drunk lol.

Anon05/06/26, 14:50No.261280

>9 toes >1 ankle >15-0 I believe in Dan

Anon05/06/26, 15:41No.261281

He's gonna be fine, im 5 years older than him and yesterday I suddenly had a very sharp pain in my index finger when extending it and it stopped in like 5 mins

Anon05/06/26, 17:58No.261287

If injury is such a concern why dont they train with safety gearLike boxers, for example

Anon05/06/26, 21:06No.261295

I'm eagerly looking forward to the slavic gaijin being demoted from ozeki. The schadenfreude will be pleasant.

Anon05/06/26, 21:08No.261296

It's Zak's time to shine. I believe in him.

Anon05/06/26, 22:10No.261300

DON'T TEMPT ME I'LL FUCKING DO IT

Anon05/06/26, 22:53No.261306

>Shikona is literally Makuuchi (幕内) >Never actually make it inside the curtain. Sad.

Anon05/06/26, 23:09No.261311

We're putting the team back together.

Anon05/07/26, 01:21No.261317

Asanoyama doesnt have to pay for women but he does anyway as a gesture of disrespect

Anon05/07/26, 01:43No.261318

Niggatame bros its almost time for Nabatame to yusho in makushita. This is the start of his ozeki run.

Anon05/07/26, 02:37No.261320

I would've picked kotoshoho over anyone other than the atomic mountain himself

Anon05/07/26, 07:19No.261342

We're in for a Taiho basho I can feel it.

Anon05/07/26, 08:47No.261344

>"fatslap" >looks inside >mostly belt fighting and pushing

Anon05/07/26, 09:09No.261345

Anon05/07/26, 09:45No.261346

Anon05/07/26, 11:06No.261349

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtC7UL4VsO0

Anon05/07/26, 14:47No.261352

Dan's ankle injury got infected and they had to amputate his leg below the knee or he might have died from the infection. Intai announcement expected before/during the basho so he can retire as ozeki.

Anon05/07/26, 18:27No.261365

For me it's https://kachiclash.com But I do use the stablemasters site for the trends page.

Anon05/07/26, 19:02No.261369

Reminder that Teru Piernas de Forma Mecánica would have broken Hakuho's undefeated record if he was allowed to exist.

Anon05/07/26, 20:04No.261376

Still barely scraping by in juryo.

Anon05/07/26, 20:06No.261377

But enough about Takerufuji.

Anon05/07/26, 22:07No.261385

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd3HnDsWdmM>Nephew went to Cousin's stable and murdered everyone >He lent his chest to Cousin as the reporters would expect

Anon05/08/26, 00:20No.261391

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCM1QItxB2A Moriurara special!

Anon05/08/26, 00:34No.261393

Post the webm of Kisenosato laughing as Moriurara somehow manages to stumble simply entering the dohyo.

Anon05/08/26, 00:50No.261395

Anon05/08/26, 00:54No.261396

I wasn't asking.

Anon05/08/26, 01:07No.261398

Cruel.

Anon05/08/26, 02:32No.261403

>both onosato and aonishiki are kyujo

Anon05/08/26, 02:44No.261406

lol

Anon05/08/26, 02:53No.261410

Evil spirit bros! We did it!

Anon05/08/26, 03:06No.261415

>the protagonist isn't gonna be there Anon....

Anon05/08/26, 03:10No.261417

YUUUUUSHOOOOOOOO

Anon05/08/26, 03:12No.261418

Anon05/08/26, 04:15No.261422

>Dan will be the first white boy to fall from Ozeki and come back to Yokozuna

Anon05/08/26, 05:57No.261428

Owata....

Anon05/08/26, 06:15No.261429

>Onosato and Aonishiki out Kotozakura, please redeem yourself.

Anon05/08/26, 08:20No.261441

Don't worry bros, Hosh will lose this basho despite it being the second basho in a row where his two biggest rivals are either out or fighting well below their normal. He'll choke at the end like usual and the yusho will go to a maegashira. Then, in disgust and unable to live with their decision to promote him, Hakkaku will retire in disgrace and the YDC will dissolve, thus ushering in a new era of sumo.Also, fun fact, if you google Hoshoryu, the first image you see is him losing to Daieisho.

Anon05/08/26, 08:22No.261442

>fastest to get ozeki >fastest to lose ozeki

Anon05/08/26, 08:40No.261443

Soon....

Anon05/08/26, 08:52No.261445

Heal on the dohyo.

Anon05/08/26, 09:32No.261448

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Anon05/12/26, 23:18No.261772