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Anonymous02/08/26, 07:52No.255236/sumo/ - Off-basho General
DAN EDITION
>Banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/
>Fight Schedule & Results:
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/
>Some sumo links and how to watch live:
https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d
Previous thread >>253238 [/xs/thread/253238#p253238]
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Anon02/08/26, 08:07No.255238
1st for KUSANO!
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Anon02/08/26, 08:19No.255240
Hosh finally won something! :D
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Anon02/08/26, 08:20No.255241
That's actually neat that Yarden is there.
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Anon02/08/26, 08:35No.255242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GaSMKX3ito>Oshima helping out with the cooking
He seems like such a cool guy. I'm glad he's head of the YDC now.
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Anon02/08/26, 09:04No.255244
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Anon02/08/26, 13:39No.255252
Hakuho is the Reddit Yokozuna. Women belong in the kitchen not in the dohyo.
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Anon02/08/26, 14:30No.255254
I like women.
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Anon02/08/26, 14:45No.255256
lmao the dan haters are so intensely angry
and they're going to be like this until 2040
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Anon02/08/26, 15:17No.255257
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Anon02/08/26, 16:29No.255262
HorseSHITryu won the FujiTV tournament.How come he wins every fake and gay staged tournament but when it comes to real yusho competition he can never win?
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Anon02/08/26, 16:34No.255263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivVVtAe5xBk
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Anon02/08/26, 16:35No.255264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7R8DIJTKu8
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Anon02/08/26, 17:19No.255267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR7Ix8aFjSM
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Anon02/08/26, 17:42No.255269
Yarden has a strong tachi-ai, I'll give him that. But overall it doesn't really seem like his pro sumo dream is at all realistic.
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Anon02/08/26, 18:09No.255271
getting tickets for this march basho was even more brutal this time compared to last year. i'm blaming dan.
going to post some photos i took during last year's osaka basho
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Anon02/08/26, 18:16No.255277
>Kotoeiho is back in Makuuchi
I wonder if he's any good at sumo yet or if he's still just the shiko guy.
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Anon02/08/26, 20:46No.255291
>horseshitryu wins another nothingburger meme tournament
They have to be fucking with him at this point, right?
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Anon02/08/26, 22:29No.255297
https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2026/02/09/articles/20260208s00005000474000c.htmlomg omg omg omg holy shit roflmao XD
did the JSA make him say this? did the YDC put him up to it?
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Anon02/08/26, 23:39No.255304
Obligatory "how would one of these guys do as an NFL offensive lineman?" in honor of the Patriots winning the Owl.
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Anon02/09/26, 10:08No.255318
What is the ref shouting all the time during the match ?
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Anon02/09/26, 18:15No.255344
Does Kotoeiho do those really wide shiko in practice, or just when he's in front of an audience?
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Anon02/09/26, 22:49No.255362
>Random Japanese youtube video of Onosato's debut basho
>Post 大の里すごい!横綱になるかな as a dumb comment
>Get a like from the channel
:3c
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Anon02/09/26, 22:53No.255363
Theres a new Chris in town
191 cm, 166 kg Filipino university sumo star Li-Bill Christopher will be makushita tsukedashing in May with Shishi's stable
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Anon02/10/26, 00:58No.255369
Any anon got the Kotozakura belly pepe? I lost it, and it was my favorite pepe.
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Anon02/10/26, 01:27No.255374
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Anon02/10/26, 01:32No.255376
https://pinzuba.news/articles/-/13885?page=1Takanohana accuses Horseryu of match fixing
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Anon02/10/26, 01:34No.255377
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Anon02/10/26, 02:01No.255379
one day sumo tournament on valentines day on a heart shaped dohyo
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Anon02/10/26, 11:44No.255396
If elbows are legal why don't they do hard muay Thai elbows to the face?
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Anon02/10/26, 20:27No.255426
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The identity of the 3rd most popular sumo wrestler has been revealed
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Anon02/10/26, 20:30No.255428
BTW thats Ura in 4th and Onosato in 5th for all the illiterates here. I predict Abi in 2nd place and Dan in 1st
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Anon02/10/26, 20:34No.255430
Ajigawa eat
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Anon02/10/26, 21:25No.255436
Tried amateur sumo the other day and had trouble managing my breathing during sparring. I feel like I held my breath the whole time.I have a little experience in bjj and wrestling and can manage my breathing there... But sumo was so fast and over so quickly it feels like you don't even get a chance to breathe. Am I doing it wrong?Should I be taking short sharp breaths? Shouting "oss" when pushing?>Inb4 just fucking breathe
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Anon02/10/26, 21:33No.255439
>Pssht pssht pssht pssht
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Anon02/10/26, 23:02No.255457
Which one would you fuck?
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Anon02/10/26, 23:10No.255459
>skinny tochinoshin
lörs onions?
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Anon02/10/26, 23:13No.255460
Its been almost a whole week without a new Chris video and I'm starting to get worried about the guy. He never goes this long without making new content except during bashoes.
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Anon02/10/26, 23:22No.255461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkNFbyfmKV8Reminder of kino.
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Anon02/10/26, 23:26No.255462
This faggot is the Clippy of the sumo world.
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Anon02/11/26, 15:23No.255504
He looks normal and you're only being weird about it because you know what he looked like before.
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Anon02/11/26, 18:12No.255510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0FsRzeGjrcHe's such a dork.
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Anon02/11/26, 18:35No.255512
>Roga's original shikona had the family name Chikara
That's so fucking gay.
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Anon02/11/26, 23:22No.255529
off season /sumo/ is pretty much dead since that one brit got permab&
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Anon02/12/26, 00:23No.255538
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Anon02/12/26, 00:44No.255540
Hiradoumi announced that he is quitting sumo to focus on volleyball
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Anon02/12/26, 05:54No.255564
So what you're saying is all I have to do is fry some meat and veggies, then throw in stock and I have chanko?
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Anon02/12/26, 11:19No.255575
>Tatsunami posting videos from 4 months agoFutaGOYama 2 month old videos were already annoying.
Common Tatsunami L I guess...
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Anon02/12/26, 14:33No.255580
My MFW when the Danposter posts about Dan
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Anon02/12/26, 16:39No.255588
Controversy in Japan as Russian restaurants rebrand as Ukrainian in order to capitalize on proto-yokozuna Dan's overwhelming popularity.
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Anon02/12/26, 16:55No.255591
Dan confirmed as the most popular sumo wrestler, Yoshinofuji comes in 2nd place. Forgettable and unimpressive yokozuna HorseSHITryu in last place KWABAMBOTY
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Anon02/12/26, 17:07No.255592
Exciting new details about the circumstances which resulted in Dan's mid-basho mawashi changehttps://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/04bd97b5b84c58a0a8f8bf8a14c8de1125f03d1a
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Anon02/12/26, 17:24No.255595
https://www.instagram.com/p/DUkYB17AWmE/
Dan goes to the same gym as Mita
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Anon02/12/26, 18:26No.255600
No rikishi has ever won back to back yusho without making Yokozuna at some point in their career.
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Anon02/12/26, 18:30No.255601
Raiden
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Anon02/12/26, 18:32No.255602
What about him?
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Anon02/12/26, 18:36No.255604
I know using the shikona of previous rikishi of note without permission is verboten but I really want someone dominant to change their shikona to Raiden at some point. Imagine if Dan crushed March and announced it on rope promotion.
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Anon02/12/26, 21:26No.255623
Aminishiki's mawashi was purchased for him by the Iseghama supporters club and then Dan wore it to wreck Atamifuji in the playoff.
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Anon02/12/26, 21:32No.255626
pedants > non pedants
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Anon02/13/26, 01:17No.255634
Dan receives a ton of locally grown rice and 40 lbs of dried persimmons
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Anon02/13/26, 01:57No.255638
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Anon02/13/26, 04:48No.255640
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Anon02/13/26, 04:50No.255641
almost a week since the last chris video
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Anon02/13/26, 04:59No.255642
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Anon02/13/26, 11:39No.255650
Why do Yokozuna throw salt? Weren't their stamps enough to cleanse the dohyo?
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Anon02/13/26, 12:38No.255655
Has ex-ozeki ever decided to just be a coach in other stable rather than setting up his own heya?
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Anon02/13/26, 12:50No.255657
>you wipe the shit off before you get in the shower to wash
Do I?
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Anon02/13/26, 17:08No.255662
its daishohover
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Anon02/13/26, 17:20No.255663
Even Chris is now openly mocking Horse's consistent ability to win meaningless exhibition tournaments while never winning any real yushos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH5wnXSHrV8
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Anon02/13/26, 17:59No.255666
Rumors circulating that Dan is secretly married to LDP representative Chisato Morishita
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Anon02/13/26, 21:06No.255679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dszjRnUu8U
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Anon02/13/26, 22:26No.255684
Imagine this meme but its a picture of Hokutofuji after Horseshoe shoved him off the dohyo
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Anon02/13/26, 23:31No.255686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DhgubQO0KkSpiffy banzuke.
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Anon02/13/26, 23:46No.255687
>Spiffy
absolutely epic, looking forward to seeing hwat he has to say about the komusubi controversy. anti-spiffers should be permabanned from /sumo/
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Anon02/14/26, 00:32No.255690
Everyone talking about Dan's impending yokozuna promotion
KiriSHITma can make ozeki and nobody cares even slightly, hasn't even been mentioned at all
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Anon02/14/26, 00:51No.255694
Reminder that Hoshoryu has gone 12+ twice; once at Ozeki and once at Yokozuna. Onosato has gone 12+ twice too; once at Ozeki and once at Juryo.
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Anon02/14/26, 02:26No.255696
Ukranian restaurant opened up down the block from Ajigawa HQ specifically for the purpose of helping Dan fatten up quicker
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Anon02/14/26, 16:37No.255719
>mfw this convo
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Anon02/14/26, 17:12No.255724
The official festivities celebrating Onosato's yokozuna promotion have taken place recently
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Anon02/14/26, 17:26No.255725
Dan rares are now a valuable collector's item, you should've invested at the ground floor after he won jonokuchi.
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Anon02/14/26, 18:10No.255728
https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202602130000905.html
>綱とり
Nikkan Sports is now referring to Dan as "tsunatori" as if his promotion is a foregone conclusion
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Anon02/15/26, 04:19No.255763
Which one would you fuck?
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Anon02/15/26, 09:11No.255774
Wanted to buy a sumo shirt, i.e. not with kawaii graphics but actually some rikishi, but they're like 40 euros on etsy. Owari da.
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Anon02/15/26, 17:51No.255786
He may just be a 8-7 7-8 salaryman in Makuuchi, but in Tuva, Roga is a hero
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Anon02/15/26, 18:14No.255789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_R9-jtWviwChris
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Anon02/15/26, 21:36No.255806
you say this and look like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvNSDmUpbSE
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Anon02/15/26, 21:48No.255807
Aonishiki wins the "most popular man in sumo" competition, obliterating both yokozunas in the process (HorseSHITryu finished last lmaoooo)
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Anon02/16/26, 01:51No.255817
New Dancards just dropped, who is going to get them?
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Anon02/16/26, 01:57No.255819
sumo wrestler and japanese girls meeting for sex
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Anon02/16/26, 02:06No.255820
someone wrote a book about koga's may 2023 performance
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Anon02/16/26, 02:11No.255822
Would you eat ice cream with Shishi?
https://nitter.poast.org/BUNZOBUNZO83461/status/2023015243132371116
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Anon02/16/26, 02:13No.255823
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Anon02/16/26, 10:46No.255833
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Anon02/16/26, 16:29No.255843
No food. You do shiko.
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Anon02/16/26, 19:02No.255849
Poor Enho needed a 7-0 to go back to Juryo, lost the last bout:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0NFNhuD4BY
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Anon02/16/26, 19:58No.255855
Enho has been edging us for a year now. Just make it back to sekitori you rice hating fuck.
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Anon02/16/26, 21:17No.255857
five years from now when enho never made it and instead ended up as a yakuza body guard and he gets killed in a drive byRIP
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Anon02/16/26, 21:35No.255858
About Enho, I heard a lot of people mentioning the fact he needs one more tournament as sekitori to reach the minimum for purchasing elder stock, but is there even elder stock available for him?
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Anon02/17/26, 01:10No.255870
Enho sucks, manlets should be systematically excluded from the JSA.
Sumo is big men, not little sissies.
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Anon02/17/26, 03:10No.255876
New John Gunning article about Dan
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Anon02/17/26, 03:15No.255877
You look like this
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Anon02/17/26, 13:10No.255897
For me? It's Asahifuji's jonokuchi opponents allowing themselves to be walked out because they don't want him to hurt them.
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Anon02/17/26, 23:46No.255917
Takanohana's shiko were legit. Not held for long, but the stretch was top tier.
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Anon02/18/26, 00:03No.255918
Nobody is even talking about today's Chris video
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Anon02/18/26, 00:07No.255919
How come sumo wrestlers don't celebrate Fat Tuesday? They're Fat and its Tuesday
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Anon02/18/26, 00:22No.255920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvN9CfwgP0QSugoi...
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Anon02/18/26, 00:32No.255922
Dan got all 6 on the Oyakata Channel reflexes test.
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Anon02/18/26, 11:41No.255947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykortauwI98
Tatsuslop
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Anon02/18/26, 16:18No.255960
New banzuke just came out, Dan was promoted to Y1e
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Anon02/18/26, 16:22No.255961
Dan visited Japanese high school
https://mihara-jhs.8jo.ed.jp/n/nf4e617349deb
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Anon02/18/26, 16:30No.255962
'tamifuju vs ACKunofuji
https://nitter.poast.org/_craftboss/status/2023956854880272654
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Anon02/18/26, 16:32No.255963
Endo walk
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Anon02/18/26, 21:23No.255972
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Anon02/19/26, 03:08No.255988
This group of wrestlers is collectively 0-27 vs Dan
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Anon02/19/26, 03:11No.255989
x.com/sumokyokai/status/2024314431031955518
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Anon02/19/26, 04:44No.255990
Endo got angry and beat up a few sumo fans at Ryogoku Kokugikan and then was holding others hostage, but then the police showed up and Endo realized he was surrounded so he gave up peacefully and surrendered
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Anon02/19/26, 17:20No.256001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ijzS5Ux90E
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Anon02/19/26, 18:23No.256002
>Tochinoshin's outrageous lifestyle at Kasugano Stable revealed
What secrets have they been keeping from us?
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Anon02/19/26, 18:44No.256003
Anyone read this article yet?
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/sports/2026/02/05/sumo/sumo-gunning-aonishiki-poise/>"Rising star"
The guy is the most popular man in sumo and the reigning champion of the sport since November with one successful title defense already. He isn't a rising star, he stands atop the pinnacle of sumo, he is better than both yokozunas, there is nowhere left for him to rise to, he has already been at the top since last year.
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Anon02/19/26, 18:50No.256004
Only a few days until the banzuke comes out, who else is excited?
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Anon02/19/26, 19:08No.256006
Incredible how the danfaggot reacts to the extremely warm reception of Aonishiki by the Japanese. Good thing Aonishiki himself isn't an ungrateful moron.
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Anon02/19/26, 19:27No.256007
Special two hour long episode of Dosukoi Sumo Salon about Dan to air on the 24th
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Anon02/19/26, 20:17No.256014
Wakamotoharu has retired from sumo in order to take a job working at a book store
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Anon02/19/26, 20:18No.256015
what flavor of sake would you drink?
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Anon02/19/26, 21:28No.256021
Someone I work with is going to Osaka sometime in March. I've already revealed my sumo powerlevel and he knows I know some Japanese. Turns out the next basho is the Osaka one. I'm gonna tell him, maybe he'll try and go while he's there. If he brought back some merch that'd be cool as fuck. A Kotozakura banner would be neat.
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Anon02/19/26, 21:50No.256025
Kotozakura was the protagonist of sumo. It was mean to be him. IT WAS MEANT TO BE HIM.
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Anon02/20/26, 15:03No.256045
The wrestlers that sit ringside, they're the ones that are next right?
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Anon02/20/26, 15:35No.256051
Miyabiyama is 17 years from retirement. Could Roga last long enough to take over Futagoyama?
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Anon02/20/26, 17:59No.256054
>Futa Goy, AMA
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Anon02/20/26, 18:28No.256055
Nihonoseki Kremlin watching:
Onosato is in the dog house, at a recent press conference Kisenosato chose to stand next to Shirokuma and let Shirokuma stand next to the cool and photogenic mascot while Onosato was shoved off to the side and forced in a bunch of manlets in suits that nobody cares about.
Stop pulling those cringe 10-5s kid, grow a pair of hinkakus and learn to behave like a real yokozuna.
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Anon02/20/26, 19:47No.256059
That one British guy who used to make 60% of the posts in /sumo/ got permabanned because he chimpped out and started spamming the n word and now /sumo/ is almost completely dead.
If it weren't for Danposting there would be practically no posting at in this ITT
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Anon02/20/26, 20:29No.256063
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/2266e423146916e7ae2147ae5d99e178035c13f2This sheds further light on the sponsorship squabble that resulted in Dan's mawashi change.
Nitori is a massive sponsor, buy far the largest player in the Japanese furniture market and one of the largest globally.
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Anon02/20/26, 20:40No.256064
The impact of the strongest new wrestler in history - Dan's exceptional performance has made Osaka sumo tickets highly sought after.
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Anon02/21/26, 03:11No.256083
Princess Aiko has always loved sumo and she will marry Dan and Taiho will be their reincarnated child and eventually become both yokozuna and emperor
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Anon02/21/26, 03:14No.256084
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Anon02/21/26, 14:53No.256092
Huh?
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Anon02/21/26, 16:04No.256093
>Bacon
>Cabbage
>Carrots
>Leek
>Spinach
>Onions sauce
>StockYeah, it's chanko time. Might do some rice with it for the authentic experience.
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Anon02/21/26, 16:23No.256097
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Anon02/21/26, 17:07No.256102
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