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Anonymous01/09/26, 21:07No.253241/sumo/ - Off-Basho General
Onosato edition
>Banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/
>Fight Schedule & Results:
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/
>Some sumo links and how to watch live:
https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d
Previous thread >>252379 [/xs/thread/252379#p252379]
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Anon01/09/26, 21:10No.253245
Now this is how you make a thread
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Anon01/09/26, 21:24No.253248
Still waiting for the OP image to be posted on /fa/.
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Anon01/09/26, 21:34No.253254
So which thread is the real new one?
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Anon01/09/26, 21:38No.253257
Chances that horse goes kyujo 5 matches in?
Chances Onosato also goes kyujo because his injury hasn't fully healed?
Is it just me or is this Basho really looking like it's going to go to a Dan win right from the start.
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Anon01/09/26, 21:39No.253258
The lowest rank to ever jump into Makuuchi in one tournament is from J13, which was Endo in 2013 from J13 to M13 after getting a 14-1 Y. This makes it extremely improbable that Kazuma will be in Maegashira by March, and likely by May.
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Anon01/09/26, 21:42No.253260
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Anon01/09/26, 21:59No.253265
Do not support Naruto-beya
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Anon01/09/26, 22:04No.253266
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Anon01/09/26, 22:14No.253268
I really wish /xs/ had moderators
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Anon01/09/26, 22:20No.253275
>asasuiryu after fighting kazuma
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Anon01/09/26, 22:20No.253276
Kazuma bros are eating good this basho. Finally made it to Juryo after his injury set back and is looking prime to zensho. All of the decent juryo guys are either promoted to makuuchi or injured .... its our time.
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Anon01/09/26, 22:28No.253281
This is Kazuma's first opponent.
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Anon01/09/26, 22:45No.253287
Imagine being a makushita grinder
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Anon01/10/26, 00:12No.253303
Why isn't Onosato married yet?
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Anon01/10/26, 00:28No.253308
I have understood the core of my appreciation for sumo. It is not the athletics, nor is it the tradition. No, it is the sheer beauty of seeing how it is possible to sculpt the human body and turn it into an elegant and graceful object in the dohyo. Loading the rikishi up with chanko and rice to increase their mass, and then carefully working the human form into such a thing. And to then see the retired elders shed all of those pounds like tears in rain and assume a "normal" figure once again as if it had all never happened. It is sublime, to witness such control over the physicality of the great ape. Only a fool would dismiss them as merely fat. Yes, this is the essence of what gives sumo its mysticism.
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Anon01/10/26, 00:36No.253311
The body of a rikishi is a subversion of expectations. To observe such an unassuming figure move with such precision in the dohyo is like witnessing Michelangelo turn a block of marble into a work of art.
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Anon01/10/26, 01:33No.253321
Its hilarious that the Redditiers here all hate Dan so much just because he is White
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Anon01/10/26, 02:10No.253327
Takerufuji's legs aren't that small. It's pure muscle and bigger than the legs of everyone posting ITT.
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Anon01/10/26, 10:38No.253346
they are erasing hakuho so much that they didnt show the legendary zensho end by kisenosato on the oyakata channel, despite showing other bouts from the same tournament
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Anon01/10/26, 11:43No.253350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjwWZk5bTUo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T07nIUglTDM
DOUBLE SLOPPA WITH HOSHORYU BLESSING US PLEBS WITH HIS PRESENCE
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Anon01/10/26, 13:56No.253358
I wonder if Koga will be the first heya shooter
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Anon01/10/26, 15:11No.253366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjwWZk5bTUoHoshoryu content? FOR FREE??? Also it's from Christmas day, neat. Nice to see beyas getting more up to date on their releases. Some Futaslop has been upwards of three months old on release.
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Anon01/10/26, 15:33No.253370
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Anon01/10/26, 16:40No.253378
>spends 10 years in pro sumo
>briefly an ozeki
>one yusho, handful of kinboshi and prizes
>retires
>no elder stock
>in debt
>gets caught smuggling guns for the yakuza
>wife leaves him and takes his kids
>dies at age 34 working in a chanko restaurant
wtf
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Anon01/10/26, 18:41No.253388
Shunta given the importance task of carrying Futagoyama's alcohol.
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Anon01/10/26, 18:49No.253389
https://youtu.be/T07nIUglTDM?si=V8sjDgYWuBjZ-0bQ&t=1440Mita's injury really is eating him up inside. When he talks about doing what you can to avoid injury Okami-san looks like she's welling up and looks towards Mita.
>*then he cracks open a can*
Classic Futagoyama.
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Anon01/10/26, 18:57No.253397
While injuries are inevitable, they aren't all the same and a big ol' ACL injury is a huge deal.
>He's not a large man and he can't keep trying to fight like he is one.
LOL PICREL
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Anon01/10/26, 18:59No.253398
is there bingo for this basho?
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Anon01/10/26, 21:39No.253417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY2ZeV5PH-gMochi pounded by Asanoyama...Makes me think of Asanoyama pounding me...
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Anon01/11/26, 00:01No.253430
sumo time
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Anon01/11/26, 00:03No.253431
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Anon01/11/26, 00:11No.253432
We are live
>>>/sp/152906812>>>/sp/152906812>>>/sp/152906812>>>/sp/152906812>>>/sp/152906812
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Anon01/11/26, 07:18No.253447
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Anon01/12/26, 08:58No.253501
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Anon01/13/26, 05:26No.253530
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Anon01/13/26, 12:02No.253538
I wish we could turn back timeto the good old dayyyysss
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Anon01/13/26, 15:38No.253540
what's the deal with a bunch of people being dressed in bright yellow
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Anon01/14/26, 15:21No.253573
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Anon01/14/26, 15:31No.253574
Do any of you guys actually sumo or just watch it, is there sumo clubs in America?
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Anon01/14/26, 15:46No.253576
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Anon01/14/26, 15:49No.253577
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Anon01/15/26, 06:46No.253603
You fuckers lied to me about Kazuma.
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Anon01/16/26, 01:52No.253623
Taking a few L's is actually a good thing for Kazuma because it will teach him valuable lessons on how to improve his sumo and become even better in the salaried divisions. It's setting him up to start zenshoing in March or May or July.
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Anon01/20/26, 00:36No.253728
Kazuma 5-4 now.
I'm revising my outlook. He looks REALLY fucking slow and unagile in the dohyo. I hope it's just a matter of experience and now that he's in the upper ranks he'll start to learn how to move around more and actually take advantage of his size. With 6 days left he only needs 3 to get the KK and secure his salary. Maybe if we're lucky this year, he might break into makuuchi by september or november.
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Anon01/20/26, 01:07No.253729
If we're REALLY lucky he might break his neck. Ugly fuck.
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Anon01/20/26, 01:17No.253730
That was really rude and uncalled for, psychopaths should be locked up.
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Anon01/21/26, 15:58No.253773
Shishi going super saiyan this 'sho
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Anon01/23/26, 06:03No.253861
Kazuma's salary is protected.
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Anon01/24/26, 16:03No.253900
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Anon01/25/26, 09:23No.253945
We're so back.
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Anon01/25/26, 09:38No.253946
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Anon01/25/26, 09:39No.253947
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Anon01/25/26, 09:41No.253948
>Roga 7-8
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ITI GUARANTEE YOU HE WON'T BE DEMOTED
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Anon01/25/26, 09:44No.253949
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Anon01/25/26, 10:28No.253950
classic zak, fucking it up where i doesn't matter, but not helping the basho to be more interesting.grats to nobehara, futagoyama vids will be interesting
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Anon01/25/26, 11:20No.253951
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Anon01/25/26, 12:22No.253953
Should we try keeping an active general on /sp/? Sumo is active enough and had way more threads this basho than it did in the past, while /sp/ is slower than it used to be.
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Anon01/25/26, 14:33No.253961
Extremely.
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Anon01/25/26, 15:06No.253962
How did your pet beya do?
>Musashigawa
Makekoshis all around, Hawaiian Dan doomed to be a sandanme grinder.
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Anon01/25/26, 15:14No.253963
Nips are praising the zunas for completing the whole basho with double digits despite injuries.
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Anon01/25/26, 16:57No.253968
Well...the Slav sonofabitch actually pulled it off. Impressive. We might just have a Slav Yokozuna on our hands come May. Didn't think was even possible.
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Anon01/25/26, 17:12No.253969
Apologize please.
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Anon01/25/26, 17:15No.253971
Dan's victory will inspire the troops back home to fend off the Zigger Orcs and end their failed Special Military Operation.
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Anon01/25/26, 19:21No.253978
Now that the basho is over, beya slop is going to be in full swing again.
Curious to see Kise and what the mood in the stable is going to be.
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Anon01/25/26, 19:50No.253981
I believe in Ajigawa
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Anon01/25/26, 20:18No.253987
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Anon01/25/26, 20:19No.253988
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Anon01/25/26, 20:22No.253989
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Anon01/25/26, 21:30No.253999
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Anon01/25/26, 22:47No.254006
Fujinokawa has earned himself so many fans in the last basho or two. The last time such a small fighter had such spirit was Harumafuji.
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Anon01/25/26, 22:54No.254007
Harumafuji wasn't even small.
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Anon01/25/26, 22:55No.254008
133kg for a Yokozuna is nothing. Fuji isn't far off that. Should've been given a fighting spirit award DESU.
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Anon01/25/26, 23:29No.254024
>Dan 13-2JY Yokozuna promotion
>Zak 12-3Y>Zak 14-1Y Yokozuna promotionTrust the plan.
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Anon01/26/26, 00:37No.254031
If you had to be assfucked by a Makuuchi rikishi who would you choose? Hard mode: no Asanoyama.
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Anon01/26/26, 00:43No.254034
>uhh all of you need to take your dicks out so i can study them and decide which of you gets to fuck me because i'm not gay
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Anon01/26/26, 00:44No.254035
Will Onosato and Hosh recover by the next basho?
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Anon01/26/26, 01:00No.254037
Wish Hosh and Ono had just sat out the basho, I'd rather have no zunas than 2 injured ones potentially making thei injuries worse(hosh using his bad knee forn the slam on koto for example).
I want healthy zunas, not exploding arm and knee ones.
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Anon01/26/26, 01:12No.254038
>>>/sp/153160328 [//boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/153160328#p153160328]
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Anon01/26/26, 02:12No.254044
anti-Dansisters, how do we plan on surviving the next decade and a half or so of sumo without kysing?
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Anon01/26/26, 02:51No.254045
atamifuji singing
https://nitter.poast.org/mambon/status/2015591341515022738
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Anon01/26/26, 04:08No.254047
Why are there at the end of tournaments Juryo vs Meagashira matchups?
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Anon01/26/26, 07:11No.254050
Asanoyama a big disappointment. I don't get how he cant just keep his feet under him. He just slop flops on his face all his losses
Crazy yoshi barely gets kk after owning the zuna
Atamifuji out of nowhere. Wonder if he has mentsl issues when hes down early that makes him not care/ not fight hard when out of the race
Was hoping Tom O'washy would have been a bit stronger. He needs to stay in the top for like 2 more years to nab all the longevity records. 10 L going to put him around m10.
Fujinokawa looked goid, but theres too many vetter muscles manlets at thd top and i think next tournament will be rough on him
No a good start to tacoqueso's self proclaimed last year to go hard for ozeki and yusho again
What do we think the minimum requirement will be for dan to rope? feel like 11-4 wouldn't be good enough, and will need another 12-3 to get it
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Anon01/26/26, 07:52No.254051
dan is gonna beat onosato in march but hes gonna lose to horse in the playoff
he will still get promoted with a record of 13-2
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Anon01/26/26, 11:26No.254058
The real question is, will Atami implode again when he touches M1 (or maybe K1W)?
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Anon01/26/26, 11:36No.254059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ke88DsYSKg
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Anon01/26/26, 12:00No.254062
Yokozuna runs seem to have a fairly high success rate once that first yusho or equivlanet at Ozeki comes in. Sato, Hosh, Teru, K*senosato, Kakuryu, once they yusho'd at Ozeki they roped. Sure guys fail it like Zak, Kiri, Keisho, but considering the size of the achievement the success rate is pretty damn high.
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Anon01/26/26, 15:34No.254068
https://www.sanspo.com/article/20260126-GEJQDLI2BFLF5BDALEAZ2KBNXU/> I thought it would be good to know the national anthem if I was going to live in Japan
Too...much...hinkaku...AAAAAAA
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Anon01/26/26, 16:54No.254079
Look at what VPN + Abema antisocial losers are missing out on:
https://youtu.be/iLPOOOoRAgc?si=6xJ37UxwF_dB4LPp
Jealous?
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Anon01/26/26, 18:08No.254085
I like to think Kotozakura, Onosato, and Hoshoryu have a secret LINE group chat where they desperately discuss ways on how to stop Aonishki
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Anon01/26/26, 19:55No.254089
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Anon01/26/26, 20:54No.254099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvLlAV_d8pAThe sloppa begins anew.
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Anon01/26/26, 22:43No.254115
Former ozeki Kotokaze issued a statement savagely attacking the two yokozuna and ending with the phrase
>I want to urge these two Yokozuna to seriously reflect on their performance
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Anon01/26/26, 22:52No.254117
Imagine if a tate-gyoji actually used his seppuku dagger on a shitty call one day.
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Anon01/26/26, 23:02No.254119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96BVBRP25dk>Hiro was once given the shikona of Hironoumi by a sekitori gyoji
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Anon01/27/26, 02:15No.254129
Reminder Hoshoryu is Aonishiki's personal jobber.
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Anon01/27/26, 10:52No.254143
If you go to the JSA's official YT page and sort their vids via popularity, a lot of the top matches feature Hosh. More specifically, matches of Hosh losing after he became Yokozuna. You have to scroll quite a bit to find an Onosato or Aonishiki vid where they aren't fighting Hosh, and they are the JSA's golden children who get the lion's share of attention. So whether you like him or hate him, think he deserves Yokozuna or not, you cannot deny that Hosh is bringing attention.
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Anon01/27/26, 11:34No.254144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUnFOksNL3c
Sloppandesu
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Anon01/27/26, 11:50No.254146
>Next basho starts on the 8th of the month, the earliest possible start
O_O
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Anon01/27/26, 13:51No.254151
>wake up
>remember Dan is the world champion of sumo
>immediately become furiously enraged
>spend all day angry and frustrated
>go to bed with rustled jimmies, have nightmares about Dan
how do anti-Danners cope? seems like a miserable lifestyle spending 24/7 every day being upset about Dan
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Anon01/27/26, 14:15No.254155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9vM3g771AU
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Anon01/27/26, 17:12No.254166
The crazy part to me is that Aonishki hasn't even reached his full man strength yet. At 25, 26 he's going to be way stronger and heavier.
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Anon01/27/26, 18:20No.254168
I want Aonishiki to change his shikona to Hakuho just to piss literally everyone off.
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Anon01/27/26, 21:51No.254177
Takakeisho is finally taking over a stable and becoming an oyakata. I hope we see him do shinpan duties soon so we can witness the plop.
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Anon01/28/26, 00:16No.254189
Big article about Dan in today's Wall Street Journal
https://www.wsj.com/sports/aonishiki-ukraine-japan-sumo-star-4e845df8
>Four Years Ago, He Fled Ukraine for Japan. Now He’s a Sumo Superstar.
>Danylo Yavhusyshyn, known to his opponents as Aonishiki, left his homeland after the Russian invasion to pursue a childhood dream of reaching the top in Japan’s ancient sport
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Anon01/28/26, 00:35No.254191
Atamifuji says "ahh" when he loses, just like Koga
https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2026/01/26/articles/20260125s00005000350000c.html
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Anon01/28/26, 00:41No.254192
Reminder that Dad would have fucked Uncle up if he deigned to sumo wrestle, which is why Uncle shits on Nephew so much.
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Anon01/28/26, 01:54No.254200
What's the deal with Koga
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Anon01/28/26, 02:10No.254201
Japanese women are all over Dan
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Anon01/28/26, 02:15No.254202
>Ura 4-11
>Ichi 4-11
What the FUCK happened?
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Anon01/28/26, 02:22No.254205
Nishonoseki Oy𝐚k𝐚t𝐚 on H𝐚tsu B𝐚sho: Aonishiki h𝐚d the composure to execute 𝐚 meticulous str𝐚tegy
When all was said and done, Aonishiki showed the pride of a "kanban" (billboard) rikishi, thwarting the "gekokujo" (the underdog overturning the elite) from the Maegashira ranks. As the only Yokozuna or Ozeki to demonstrate stable strength across all 15 days, he once again proved the power of a wrestler who possesses a firm style built through steady, diligent training.- The Championship Playoff
Regarding the playoff on the final day: Atamifuji dug in with a right-hand inside grip, and for a moment, it appeared the Ozeki was struggling. However, watching from ringside as a judge, I felt there was a clear difference in power between the two. The kubinage that decided the match wasn't a desperate "sink-or-swim" move; it was a technique executed as a trap. Even as Atamifuji frantically tried to work his way inside, the Ozeki suppressed him using his latissimus dorsi muscles and sheer power. He encouraged Atamifuji’s urge to get inside, only to execute the throw at the perfect moment. Even in a match with the championship on the line, he had the mental composure to formulate a meticulous strategy.- Stability and Vulnerabilities
His mental state and posture never wavered. Because his left side is so strong, getting an inside grip neutralizes the opponent's right overarm grip. Furthermore, if he allows an opponent to get too low, his upper body rises, and he enters a state where he cannot exert power. Conversely, if an opponent successfully kills his left-hand game, a chance for victory emerges. Oho and Onosato, who both defeated him, fought exactly that kind of sumo.
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Anon01/28/26, 02:23No.254206
- The Road to Yokozuna
Next tournament, he will finally be on a Tsuna-tori (Yokozuna promotion) run. I have pointed out his challenges before: he is the type of wrestler who has very clear "prey" and "kryptonite" opponents. It is urgent that he finds a countermeasure for wrestlers who push him upward by the roots with pure strength—including Onosato, whom he has never beaten. He must avoid creating "nemesis" wrestlers. His last two championships were both won with 12 wins. To aim for Yokozuna, he will need to reach a higher level of 13 or 14 wins.- The San'yaku and Rising Stars
The two Yokozuna finished with 10 wins while not at 100% fitness. How should we view this? I want to give them credit for stabilizing their performance mid-tournament despite not being in top form. As for Onosato, opponents are taking advantage of the fact that he fights with a single rhythm. Both need to reassess everything from their training volume to their conditioning phases.Fujinokawa, who earned 10 wins at his career-high rank, looks set to leap into a position where he will face all the top-ranked wrestlers in the Spring (Haru) Basho. His "all-out" attitude is very likable, and I hope he continues to enliven the dohyo by refining a style unique to smaller wrestlers.
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Anon01/28/26, 02:25No.254207
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Anon01/28/26, 02:34No.254209
Utterly fantastic sumo by Onosato.
>start tournament injured
>winning as usual
>curse is unleashed on the basho when the emperor shows his face
>goes on a losing streak
>in agonizing pain every day
>it's Onosatover
>adapt. improvise. overcome.
>becomes one-armed bandit
>starts blasting opponent after opponent on a winning streak while missing an arm
>refuses to give up his 9-6 winning streak minimum
>it's just Onostarting
Damn
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Anon01/28/26, 03:25No.254212
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Anon01/28/26, 05:08No.254216
How often do wrestlers use pomeade on their hair and when do they wash it off?
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Anon01/28/26, 07:54No.254223
Fujinokawa is going to be pronounced dead in the dohyo come March and the round of applause is going to be incredible.
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Anon01/28/26, 13:40No.254234
Why doesn't Yoshinofuji have his topknot styled into the fan shape?
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Anon01/28/26, 16:18No.254242
Kise's Sengaku has officially retired from sumo, confirming him as one of the men involved in the recent incident. As far as I know, we don't know who the other one was.
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Anon01/28/26, 16:21No.254243
WakatakaKOGA went 9-6 at M2 and he still isn't going to make sanyaku.
God HATES WakatakaKOGA
The banzuke committee HATES WakatakaKOGA
WakatakaKWAB
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Anon01/28/26, 16:42No.254244
Onosato was gifted an equestrian themed mawashi set
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Anon01/28/26, 16:57No.254245
Dan is on the cover of the latest issue of Sumo Magazine
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Anon01/28/26, 17:02No.254247
https://sumall.sumo.or.jp/products/4573619417850
only ¥5,000
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Anon01/28/26, 20:06No.254259
highlights are up
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoTopicsKoTorikumi15/wrap/
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Anon01/28/26, 20:24No.254265
段
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Anon01/28/26, 21:36No.254268
It's a god-awful small affair,
To the rikishi with the mousy hair.
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Anon01/29/26, 01:40No.254276
Ichiyamamoto is auctioning off his collection Wakatakakage merch.
His explanation:
>I've got to make room for my new hobby of collecting Aonishiki material, the old stuff has to go, I don't want it anymore. Maybe Wakatakakage's mom wants to buy my collection lol
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Anon01/29/26, 01:57No.254278
Fraudzeki
There I said it.
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Anon01/29/26, 02:08No.254280
Only 6.
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Anon01/29/26, 02:18No.254282
https://www.web.nhk/tv/an/sunsat/pl/series-tep-QL31MN9ZQ4/ep/X423Q64V5W
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Anon01/29/26, 02:20No.254283
This was the most kawaii rikishi a decade ago. Who is the most kawaii rikishi today?
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Anon01/29/26, 03:24No.254290
What is this disgusting lump on Dan's back? Staph? Pimple? Ingrown hair?
