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Anonymous01/09/26, 21:04No.253238/sumo/ - Off-Basho General
DAN EDITION
>Banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/
>Fight Schedule & Results:
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/
>Some sumo links and how to watch live:
https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d
Previous thread >>252379 [/xs/thread/252379#p252379]
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Anon01/09/26, 21:24No.253247
We should start stealing the /esg/ OPs using pics of Onosato doing kickflips
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Anon01/09/26, 22:17No.253272
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There is only one acceptable crossover.
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Anon01/09/26, 22:21No.253277
This is the thread, btw.
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Anon01/09/26, 22:28No.253280
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Anon01/09/26, 22:30No.253283
Please remember to do the needful. Live at 8pm EST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMSDSMF3YxQ
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Anon01/09/26, 22:52No.253290
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Anon01/09/26, 23:34No.253299
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Anon01/10/26, 00:27No.253307
Back to Juryo for Haru.
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Anon01/10/26, 00:30No.253309
>I have understood the core of my appreciation for sumo. It is not the athletics, nor is it the tradition. No, it is the sheer beauty of seeing how it is possible to sculpt the human body and turn it into an elegant and graceful object in the dohyo. Loading the rikishi up with chanko and rice to increase their mass, and then carefully working the human form into such a thing. And to then see the retired elders shed all of those pounds like tears in rain and assume a "normal" figure once again as if it had all never happened. It is sublime, to witness such control over the physicality of the great ape. Only a fool would dismiss them as merely fat. Yes, this is the essence of what gives sumo its mysticism.
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Anon01/10/26, 00:40No.253312
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Anon01/10/26, 00:56No.253317
Holy shit even youtube's AI generated subtitles are in on the Horseryu meme
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Anon01/10/26, 01:01No.253318
JSA is setting up the narrative where Horseshoe gets a career ending meniscus tear later this year if he can't yusho, if he can (he can't) then after he does he will take 6 or more months off to heal his knee
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Anon01/10/26, 01:04No.253319
It is fairly surprising that Aminishki hasn't coached Dan into using henka against guys like Kinbozan, Onosato & Yoshinofuji who have strong fast aggressively forward moving attacks.
If Dan henkas Yoshinofuji on day two then Yoshinofuji will think twice before going in at full force the next time they fight. Even if Dan loses he will eventually reap the reward of henkaing
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Anon01/10/26, 01:40No.253324
Did Kankuro get a promotion? I don't remember seeing him do the matsuri before.
I hope he doesn't pinch the offering.
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Anon01/10/26, 01:50No.253325
Slava Ukrani nafobros! Dan will win the tournament and prove that Japan can be a multicultural society.
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Anon01/10/26, 02:17No.253329
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Anon01/10/26, 02:59No.253333
Reigning sumo champion Aonishiki greets former champion and current title challenger Onosato
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Anon01/10/26, 12:12No.253352
sOON!
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Anon01/10/26, 12:23No.253353
Hot take: Dan can't throw.
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Anon01/10/26, 12:51No.253355
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Anon01/10/26, 16:47No.253379
Trannytame won’t be back this basho. A true let down to all the lady boy sumo fans.
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Anon01/10/26, 18:56No.253396
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Anon01/10/26, 19:18No.253402
Kaki "The Japanese Dan" in action day 1 in his 1st makushita match
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Anon01/10/26, 21:12No.253411
Oddsmakers have Dan as a stronger favorite on Day 1 than they do Horseshoe
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Anon01/10/26, 21:44No.253418
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Anon01/11/26, 00:12No.253433
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