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Anonymous12/22/25, 18:31No.251291/sumo/ off basho general
-fuji edition
>Banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/
>Fight Schedule & Results:
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/
>Some sumo links and how to watch live:
https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d
Previous thread >>250248 [/xs/thread/250248#p250248]
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Anon12/22/25, 19:42No.251299
1st for KUSANO!
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Anon12/22/25, 19:47No.251301
Mongolians should be banned from Sumo.
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Anon12/22/25, 19:47No.251302
Ochiai > Hakunofuji > HakuohoIf I'm ranking his shikona desu.
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Anon12/22/25, 20:10No.251306
>Koga, I'm sorry to hear that your whole leg had to be amputated after Biggufattofucko fell on it on the dohyo. To cheer you up I shaved my hair, its pretty much the same as losing a leg.
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Anon12/22/25, 20:31No.251308
I was saving this extremely kino picture of Onosato to make a new thread withbut we've been robbed of that by this dipshit, look at that fucking ugly shit picture he used, goddamn what shit fucking choiceso I'll just post it here
fuck it
cunts
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Anon12/22/25, 21:09No.251316
/sumo/ tries to not be gay for 5 minutes challenge: impossible
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Anon12/22/25, 21:18No.251318
Any Dan news today?
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Anon12/22/25, 22:58No.251325
Sorry I kind of popped off there guys
Im very stressed irl
Ill try not to swear so much
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Anon12/23/25, 00:24No.251340
So what do referees and dohyo attendants do during the off basho months?
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Anon12/23/25, 03:50No.251353
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Anon12/23/25, 08:03No.251366
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Anon12/23/25, 08:11No.251367
Dan's ozeki debut has him listed alongside and in some cases above nearly all of the most legendary names from the history of sumo
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoTopics/banzuke_topics/2026 January Grand Sumo Tournament Banzuke TopicsOzeki Debut AonishikiThis is the first Ozeki debut since the promotion of Onosato in November 2024.Aonishiki is the first newly promoted Ozeki from Ajigawa Stable since the current Shisho founded it.He is the first Ukrainian-born Rikishi as well as the 14th foreign-born Rikishi to achieve this. The previous one was Hoshoryu, promoted in September 2023.Taking only 14 tournaments since his professional debut means the fastest promotion. (Table 1)Reaching the Ozeki rank in only 5 tournaments since his Makuuchi debut means tying the postwar record for the fastest promotion. (Table 2)At 21 years and 8 months of age, Aonishiki is now the fourth youngest newly promoted Ozeki. (Table 3)Staying without a losing record from his professional debut has not been accomplished since Haguroyama in January 1940. (Excluding Makushita Tsukedashi.)Aonishiki is only the fourth Rikishi since the Showa era to make his Ozeki debut in the tournament immediately following his Sekiwake debut. The previous Rikishi were Futabayama, Haguroyama, and most recently Itsutsushima in the January tournament of 1941.
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Anon12/23/25, 08:12No.251368
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Anon12/23/25, 08:12No.251369
No one asked.
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Anon12/23/25, 08:13No.251370
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Anon12/23/25, 08:28No.251375
Now he's samefagging.
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Anon12/23/25, 09:19No.251380
Reminder that old Asahifuji is based as fuck and basically just holding onto the Miyagino kabu until someone worthy comes along, which will quite possibly be Enho.
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Anon12/23/25, 09:26No.251382
Imagine being a top prospect and joining Nishonoseki. Imagine being told you're being honoured with the shikona of Kisenosato.
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Anon12/23/25, 14:20No.251395
LonDAN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQWsHzT6K_c
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Anon12/23/25, 14:43No.251396
What you anons will be eating during christmas? I'll be having ham, smoked and salt cured salmon, potatoes, pies and Tiramisu
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Anon12/24/25, 05:01No.251465
Aonishiki steps into Ozeki role
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/special/04/4480/index.html
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Anon12/24/25, 05:10No.251466
Sumo: Nerveless Aonishiki primed for ozeki debut, chases yokozuna dreamDecember 23, 2025 (Mainichi Japan)https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20251222/p2g/00m/0sp/045000cTOKYO (Kyodo) -- A month after securing his first Emperor's Cup and promotion to ozeki, Ukrainian star Aonishiki wore a relaxed demeanor on Monday finding his name at the second highest rank for the New Year Grand Sumo Tournament.The 21-year-old touched on the excitement in reaching the rank in what is the fastest ascension from the bottom of the sport's pyramid after only 14 meets, but was constant in his message that even ozeki is a stop on the way to yokozuna, the sport's pinnacle."I was happy to be announced as the new ozeki on the first day of the regional tour. There were more cheers, and the fans' voices were far louder than before," Aonishiki said. "(But) my desire is to have a go at the one rank above.""I want to make the next year no worse than 2025, win the title again and will work hard to become yokozuna. I have confidence in my wrestling style that brought me this far, and there's no need to change it just because I've won promotion."Having fled his country originally to Germany amid the war with Russia, Aonishiki, whose real name is Danylo Yavhusishyn, arrived in Japan in April 2022 before making his grand sumo debut in September 2023 at out-of-rank maezumo.The youngster has since taken the ancient sport by storm, particularly with his ability to keep a low, forward-leaning stance throughout bouts, which he credits to his background in freestyle wrestling."You fight while keeping yourself low for six minutes in wrestling, so my abdominals and back muscles developed. I'm making the most of them now," Aonishiki said recently.
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Anon12/24/25, 05:11No.251467
After fighting mostly on mats rather than sand in Ukraine, even in sumo, Aonishiki said he also had to "get used to" the fierce, head-on crashes at the start of bouts, as well as facing opponents with big weight differences on a daily basis in professional sumo.But that did not derail the Vinnytsia native's formidable rise as he broke Bulgarian-born Kotooshu's record for the fastest rise to ozeki by five meets. He also tied former yokozuna Azumafuji and current grand champion Onosato for the fewest meets needed to reach ozeki after the top-tier makuuchi division entrance, at five.Inspired by his countryman and heavyweight pound-for-pound king Oleksandr Usyk for his "devotion" to boxing, Aonishiki also said former European ozeki of Kotooshu, Estonian Baruto and Georgian Tochinoshin, as well as legendary yokozuna Taiho who had a Ukrainian father, are all on his mind as he surges his way up."I certainly know about them. It's an important part of sumo history, and I've studied them since I was in Ukraine," he said.Motivated to follow in the footsteps of Sergey Bubka and Andriy Shevchenko as one of Ukraine's leading sporting figures, Aonishiki said he is "ready to help in any way possible" if more talent from his country follows him into the sumo world.His stablemaster Ajigawa, former sekiwake Aminishiki, acknowledged the burden that comes with battling in the second-highest rank as being a "role model on and off the dohyo," and Aonishiki was up for the challenge."I'm learning from him how to wrestle without stopping, (always) applying subtle technique and not giving opponents time to think," said Aonishiki, a courteous character who was still in the second-tier juryo this time last year."Having entered the world of sumo, there's no point if I don't aim for the very top. It's not a place everyone can reach, but I want to do everything I can to get there."
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Anon12/24/25, 07:04No.251472
Hakuho's Dohyo-iri was nice earlier on in his yokozuna stint. As time went on though and he started doing all that extra shit, it just got worse and worse.
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Anon12/24/25, 09:21No.251477
>Hoshoryu has picked up a minor injury
You could set your watch to this happening just before every basho.
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Anon12/24/25, 10:11No.251480
Merry Christmas! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd2WM1kkALY
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Anon12/24/25, 10:18No.251481
JSA celebrated it's 100th birthday
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Anon12/24/25, 11:10No.251484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuE3fD3S1xU
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Anon12/24/25, 13:01No.251487
How do they keep their cock and balls from falling out of their thongs?
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Anon12/24/25, 13:16No.251489
The penis is exposed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EHej7JaA5w
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Anon12/24/25, 13:46No.251490
Behold, the last time we had a perfectly balanced banzuke.
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Anon12/24/25, 14:29No.251497
I'm willing to bet that Shodai infected kotozakura with his salaryman ozeki disorder somehow
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Anon12/24/25, 16:27No.251503
Obscene levels of projection, bud.
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Anon12/24/25, 16:55No.251506
Hakuho dies in a car crash in 2012. Besides Chris making videos about how racist Japanese cars are, how many yusho does Kisenosato retire with?
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Anon12/24/25, 17:53No.251510
ChrisKINO back to its roots, stalking stables on Christmas eve https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd2WM1kkALY
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Anon12/24/25, 20:09No.251530
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Anon12/24/25, 22:20No.251546
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Anon12/24/25, 23:05No.251552
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Anon12/25/25, 00:23No.251557
Japan!
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Anon12/25/25, 01:29No.251566
wakatakakoga
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Anon12/25/25, 03:10No.251573
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Anon12/25/25, 03:45No.251576
koga is such an ugly bastard
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Anon12/25/25, 04:50No.251579
Dan is the cover story in the latest edition of Sumo Magazine
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Anon12/25/25, 05:56No.251583
Hosh
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Anon12/25/25, 07:53No.251587
https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2025/12/25/articles/20251225s00005000128000c.htmlScandal at Kise stable, wallets have been violated. This could be a big one boys, possibly the biggest in years>On November 7 at the Kise's Kyushu residence, Master Kise became enraged after finding out that wrestler B had stolen cash from wrestler A's wallet. Master Kise then grabbed wrestler B and punched him in the face with all his might at least five or six times followed by nowadas and finally using a beltless arm throw to put wrestler B on the floor. This assault falls under Article 4, Section 5 of the Sumo Association's Violence Prohibition Regulationswrestler B is probably Takano
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Anon12/25/25, 14:08No.251605
Takano was definitely involved he didn’t wrestle in Kyushu and hasn’t been featured in their recent slop videos which is unusual. I don’t think it’s sengaku as he has been in the most recent video which just released.
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Anon12/25/25, 14:34No.251608
>Steal
>Get punished
>"AAAIIIIEEEE SAVE ME HAKKAKU-SAMAAAA"
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Anon12/25/25, 16:55No.251619
Imagine telling a young Hawaiian football prospect that he'll be what Musashimaru is now.
>Half a brain
>400lbs
>Bitch boy to old Japanese salarymen
Still think he'd become a rikishi?
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Anon12/25/25, 17:03No.251621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDfcGULqltQMusashikino.
>Beya goes to the beach
>Konishiki joins them too
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Anon12/25/25, 20:35No.251638
Reminder that Onosato was down long before Dan was
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Anon12/25/25, 23:27No.251650
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Anon12/26/25, 02:47No.251656
I just heard from a trusted source that Kise stable will be shut down and all of the remaining wrestlers will be transferred to isegahama stable.
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Anon12/26/25, 11:08No.251670
New violence scandal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_sZxSWuOEI
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Anon12/26/25, 17:00No.251687
Alright gaylords here we go again. I came 13th last time so you're basically just shitters compared to me.>Onosato
The Inevitable One. No reason to think he isn't still the #1 pick with K*senosato making sure his injury doesn't end his career.
>KiriSHITma
The best of a bad bunch as far as this pick goes. Like wow, damn, they're all fucked.
>The Rikishi Formerly Known As Kusano
I expect this joi to eat shit but again he's the best of a bad bunch.
>Gooneryama
Shown he's capable of much high levels than this.
>Pussy Slayer
Free real estate.
>Asahakuryu
No reason to think he won't do well down here, plus he gets to dodge Asanoyama.
>Sub: Abi
Fuck knows what's wrong with him but he can do much better than this.
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Anon12/26/25, 19:50No.251704
Both yokozuna are nursing injuries, and Aonishiki is going to have ozeki hangover and first yusho hangover at the same time, so January is going to be prime opportunity for another maegashira yusho.
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Anon12/26/25, 20:24No.251708
I JUST WANNA SEE DOUBLE DIGITS OUT OF HIM ONE MORE TIME :(((((
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Anon12/26/25, 20:31No.251711
I want Kazuma vs Fujiryoga bout in juryo for maximum fat ugly bastardism
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Anon12/26/25, 20:34No.251712
I remind myself that Kakuryu was a mediocre fuck as ozeki until he pulled two basho out of his ass to get promoted, so maybe Zak just needs to get his head out of his ass just long enough to take the next big step.
I also remind myself of Goeido, so maybe not.
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Anon12/26/25, 20:34No.251713
Dan will win
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Anon12/26/25, 21:20No.251717
>January
Zak 15-0
Dan 14-1
>March
Dan 15-0
Zak 14-1Double promotion.Four zuna.
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Anon12/26/25, 21:23No.251719
>Kayo got a passport just for London
>Was demoted before he could use it
Lmao
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Anon12/26/25, 21:24No.251720
lol
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Anon12/26/25, 22:03No.251735
Kazuma has only two losses in his professional career. One was the fight that injured him for almost a year. The second was a Makushita playoff loss to Tatsuosho. This kid is nuts and I can't wait to see him rip through sekitori like a hot knife through butter.
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Anon12/26/25, 22:08No.251738
Just realised I can shorten my filter from "horse" to "hors" to catch comments like that one.
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Anon12/26/25, 22:22No.251739
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Anon12/26/25, 23:30No.251745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC6c4y_ghUg
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Anon12/27/25, 05:41No.251761
What went wrong?
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Anon12/27/25, 08:32No.251770
Zak hasn't won on day 3 of a basho since September 2024.
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Anon12/27/25, 16:30No.251780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCfQXbaL7jgGet some Futasloppa in you.
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Anon12/27/25, 17:01No.251784
Watching Nabatame eat with the low rankers is just sad :(
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Anon12/27/25, 17:52No.251792
Dr. Takasu is an Ajigawa beya supporter. The man has impeccable taste.
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Anon12/27/25, 19:37No.251803
why is it that redditiers always hate getting called out for being from reddit? why are they so ashamed of themselves? its almost as if they not only know that they're universally despised, but also understand why they're universally despised
reddit.com/r/futagoyama/
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Anon12/27/25, 19:48No.251804
>tfw found a magnificent bastard who has a video channel archiving every highlights for all tournaments going back over a decade
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Anon12/27/25, 19:50No.251805
Still looking for a way to filter posts that start with a lower case letter.
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Anon12/27/25, 19:53No.251806
NNNNOOOOOOOO IS THAT A GRAMMER MISTAKE SAVE ME AONIGGERMAN
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Anon12/27/25, 20:56No.251821
Asahifuji has a 100% win rate which is even better than Raiden.
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Anon12/27/25, 21:29No.251823
>Yokozuna Asahifuji only went 2-1 in Maezumo
OCHILSAIKAN...I KNEEL...Also since Koga went KK in Jonokuchi he might dodge fighting nuAsahifuji entirely. We're probably going to miss out on some serious kino.
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Anon12/27/25, 22:19No.251833
>The descendant of Yokozuna Mienoumi v the inheritor of Yokozuna Asahifuji's shikona
You know that clip of the two women in the front row gooning as Asanoyama sits down? That's what every woman in the crowd would be doing.
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Anon12/27/25, 23:07No.251840
For me, it's the Rikishi Formerly Known as Kusano
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Anon12/28/25, 00:23No.251848
What has been the most controversial basho win of recent history?
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Anon12/28/25, 02:24No.251857
What do you call this hairline
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Anon12/28/25, 05:42No.251870
So true
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Anon12/28/25, 05:58No.251873
https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2025/12/28/articles/20251228s00005000027000c.htmlYoshinofuji is a Dan posterHe is saying things like "Dan is my hero"
"I want to be just like Dan"
"Next year I'll do my best to join Dan in sanyaku"
"Riding in the parade with Dan inspired me"
"My collection of Dan merch is twice as big as Ichiyamamoto's Wakatakakage collection"
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Anon12/28/25, 06:53No.251877
>take the grand sumo highlights from every day of a basho
>put it on a dvd
>sell a highlights dvd for every basho for like $20
>~6 hours of sumo at a reasonable price
>no, let's instead purge the entire internet of any signs that previous bashos ever happened
Do the JSA and NHK hate making money?
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Anon12/28/25, 13:22No.251887
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Anon12/28/25, 13:46No.251889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPd549CMQnE
Prime slop
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Anon12/28/25, 14:31No.251892
Reminder that Terunofuji isn't even originally a -fuji and anyone clutching their pearls at the name change are Hakuho nuthuggers.
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Anon12/28/25, 16:00No.251895
>victory by nakadashi
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Anon12/28/25, 18:15No.251897
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Anon12/28/25, 19:01No.251902
Evil spirit here. AMA.
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Anon12/28/25, 20:11No.251908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq9kwNeAqI8>nuAsahifuji went 16-8 in training against sekitoriI swear to fucking god if he doesn't 7-0 every division until juryo.
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Anon12/28/25, 20:26No.251912
>chr*s sumo video spam
I will never watch your videos you retarded fucking gaijin.
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Anon12/28/25, 20:58No.251914
NSKino
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Anon12/28/25, 21:24No.251916
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Anon12/29/25, 01:17No.251929
Imagine Chris and Stephen A Smith on ESPN arguing about the Yokozuna Deliberation Council.
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Anon12/29/25, 01:22No.251930
SHHHHHHHH
*BO*
*BO*
*BO*
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Anon12/29/25, 07:25No.251948
The reigning champion of sumo
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Anon12/29/25, 08:34No.251950
>Thought basho would start this week
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Anon12/29/25, 08:51No.251952
It's been 5 years since we had a perfect banzuke
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Anon12/29/25, 09:03No.251957
Why didnt Yoshinofuji get a shukun-sho for defeating Dan and Onosato?
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Anon12/29/25, 16:28No.251972
https://strawpoll.com/eJnvVGbB1nv
https://strawpoll.com/eJnvVGbB1nv
https://strawpoll.com/eJnvVGbB1nvOkay fuckers time to see how good your sumo knowledge and intuition REALLY is.
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Anon12/29/25, 16:53No.251974
>Onokatsu had the goal of winning a yusho in 2025
LOLWHAT THE FUCK
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Anon12/29/25, 19:19No.251983
>Post starts with a lowercase letter
>It's garbage
Every single time.
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Anon12/29/25, 23:14No.252005
Does that make Hoshoryu an alfalfa male?
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Anon12/29/25, 23:49No.252007
I feel joy in my heart when Ura does literally anything and ends up doing 3 somersaults in a row
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Anon12/30/25, 00:47No.252011
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Anon12/30/25, 03:17No.252019
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Anon12/30/25, 05:09No.252021
look at takakeisho
that's crazy
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Anon12/30/25, 06:28No.252027
Ladies love Ajigawa Beya
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Anon12/30/25, 06:32No.252028
Dan & Teru in ye olden days
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Anon12/30/25, 08:30No.252031
Is the Dan spammer seriously generating AI images now? Was it a bot all along?
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Anon12/30/25, 08:39No.252033
Found some broadcasts of Onosato's collegiate sumo bouts. Yeah, the vibe is completely different from pro sumo. The vibe is more similar to freestyle wrestling, but except instead of a singlet they are wearing a mawashi and the bouts are a fraction as long. I remember a Konshiki clip of him saying that without all the tradition, it's not really sumo and I can kinda see his point now.
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Anon12/30/25, 18:51No.252063
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Anon12/30/25, 19:38No.252065
Reminder that slamming your feet down during shiko will only give you leg problems. The training is in the lifting and stretching.
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Anon12/30/25, 21:45No.252080
GRAND SUMO Review 2025
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/shows/2067053/DO NOT watch this if you're an Dan hater, you will be badly triggered and might even die of apoplexy
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Anon12/30/25, 21:49No.252081
Why'd they put that six pointed star next to Dan? Is he jewish?
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Anon12/30/25, 22:57No.252088
Absolutely no conception of irony.
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Anon12/30/25, 23:24No.252090
Being a racist conspiracy loon is sad.
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Anon12/31/25, 02:31No.252113
I did some shiko for exercise today
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Anon12/31/25, 03:29No.252116
No you didnt
You're a virgin
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Anon12/31/25, 07:08No.252124
Thoughts on Terunofuji's run as Yokozuna? Incredible story to even become Yokozuna for sure and his record as Yokozuna deserves respect. But did he benefit from a much weaker field than previous Yokozuna?
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Anon12/31/25, 07:46No.252128
Teru's kid will be Enho's size in just a few years, lmao
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Anon12/31/25, 08:21No.252132
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Anon12/31/25, 09:14No.252137
what does this arrow mean?
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Anon12/31/25, 17:44No.252157
Kachikoshi doesn't imply someone is doing well. If Onosato got an 8-7 next basho no one would say he did well. An Ozeki is expected to get 10 wins per basho. Zak is doing poorly by every metric besides "is he still an Ozeki", but you can maintain Ozeki with a 26.6% win rate so like shut up.
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Anon12/31/25, 17:47No.252158
Yes it does.
That's because he's yokozuna
No they aren't
He's still Ozeki is the only metric that matters
And what has his win rate been?
In summary, you're a faggot.
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Anon12/31/25, 18:22No.252163
I'd have thought this was a pretty good metric.
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Anon12/31/25, 18:27No.252164
Zak has more tits than he does double digit scores since making ozeki.
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Anon12/31/25, 18:38No.252169
Someone ITT is really saying that 8-7 as an Ozeki is good.
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Anon12/31/25, 18:52No.252171
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Anon12/31/25, 18:53No.252172
Kachikoshi is always good. Always.
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Anon12/31/25, 20:50No.252177
Kachikoshi is always good.
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Anon12/31/25, 21:22No.252181
It took Musashimaru five years to reach Yokozuna, though he never had a stint as bad as Zak's 2025.
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Anon12/31/25, 21:29No.252184
Mienoumi had a pretty bad stretch.
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Anon12/31/25, 21:58No.252187
I want Zak to make it but frankly, my belief that he can do so is eroding.First, the injuries. All well and good if they heal, but Zak is gambarizing like fuck and who knows if he's healed at all or just extended an injury over an entire year+.Second, the rising level of competition. A higher level of competitors has arisen recently and even more are coming up.
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Anon12/31/25, 22:41No.252194
A few basho ago when Daieisho could've made Ozeki he was trying to get better at belt fighting in the off season. Needless to say it didn't go well and he reverted to his thrusting game for honbasho.
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Anon01/01/26, 00:01No.252203
Happy new year from Britain you fatslap enjoying faggots.
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Anon01/01/26, 00:23No.252206
do rikishi celebrate new years?
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Anon01/01/26, 02:45No.252215
Zak could easily drop a zensho every 2 months but he's dedicated to maintaining the jsa agenda
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Anon01/01/26, 03:33No.252217
Does Takayasu still have another JY in him this year or is he too old? He was one win shy of putting up two JYs in 2025
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Anon01/01/26, 04:25No.252220
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Anon01/01/26, 04:50No.252222
Look at how solid this sanyaku is, top 5 all have championships under their belts. Clowns have no chance against this
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Anon01/01/26, 07:24No.252228
Happy new year /sumo/.....except for you reddddit faggots, of course.
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Anon01/01/26, 09:52No.252231
Reminder that Takakeisho gets to tap THIS
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Anon01/01/26, 10:13No.252233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VsXMQGRFKM
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Anon01/01/26, 15:21No.252244
only ura can save us
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Anon01/01/26, 15:46No.252247
And Kotoshoho, whateva happened there...
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Anon01/01/26, 23:08No.252268
>Kusano and Takeru live in the same apartment now
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Anon01/02/26, 00:19No.252275
image that takerufuji is the "senior" but yosh massively outranks him on the banzuke and takerufuji vents his rage and frustration at his own professional shortcomings by refusing to clean.
if takerufuji wants to improve himself he should make an effort to try and be more like yoshinofuji instead of being such a lazy slob
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Anon01/02/26, 06:50No.252289
Thats what M1E is for
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Anon01/02/26, 07:44No.252292
he looks like a skinny fat stoner dragged of the streets, never doing any shiko or strength work, just adding 30kg of fat directly to his belly.
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Anon01/02/26, 09:18No.252296
>He's so fucking fat
You got it
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Anon01/02/26, 10:28No.252298
whats the right time to buy tickets for a basho? assuming i'm on pacific time and need tickets for the march basho(probably 3rd day but flexible-ish), what time do the tickets become available? 8am japan time or so?
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Anon01/02/26, 10:47No.252300
Wow anon got any more red hot takes for us?
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Anon01/02/26, 10:48No.252301
>I don't get the hype for Kazuma
Amateur Yokozuna, 27-1 to make Sekitori in just four basho. He has everything he needs to be great.
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Anon01/02/26, 12:49No.252305
aura
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Anon01/02/26, 13:05No.252310
>Can't spell aura without ura
What this intentional???
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Anon01/02/26, 17:42No.252321
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Anon01/02/26, 22:00No.252339
Hosh is reportedly now addicted to sleeping pills, he developed a dependency because he had been losing sleep from consistent nightmares featuring Dan kicking his ass and his ancestors laughing at him.
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Anon01/02/26, 22:18No.252344
I saw a Japanese YT comment that said (I'm paraphrasing) that Hakuho's Dohyo-Iri looks like how a overly enthusiastic sumo geek would do a Dohyo-Iri. After listening to some interviews of Hakuho talking about sumo, I think "overly enthusiastic sumo geek" sums up Hakuho entirely. I'm starting to see why the JSA hates him.
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Anon01/03/26, 00:01No.252366
>weeaboo slapfight
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Anon01/03/26, 00:04No.252370
Fuck this lets do another shitty pollhttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYXJXV9ye
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXJXV9ye
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXJXV9ye
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Anon01/03/26, 00:08No.252371
>/sumo/ posters are so bored we'll fight about spelling and grammarIts always grim between bashos
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Anon01/03/26, 00:12No.252372
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Anon01/03/26, 00:17No.252376
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Anon01/03/26, 00:21No.252380
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Anon01/03/26, 05:41No.252417
think there'll be a new Chris video soon?