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Anonymous11/27/25, 05:25No.248911/sumo/ - Off Basho
Ugly Bastard Edition
>Banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/
>Fight Schedule & Results:
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/
>Some sumo links and how to watch live:
https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d
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>>247047 [/xs/thread/247047#p247047]
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Anon11/27/25, 05:28No.248914
Kotonishiki praising Dan's hinkaku
https://www.tokyo-sports.co.jp/articles/photo/368056
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Anon11/27/25, 05:48No.248916
People are saying onosato dropped out because he knew he lost to Dan and didn't want to risk the controversy if he yushod
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Anon11/27/25, 05:49No.248917
Horse says to get a gf so you get the sex powerup and make Makuuchi before your knees are dust.
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Anon11/27/25, 06:00No.248919
Kazuma or whatever his name is now isn't going to be as big a deal as some have been trying to imply, he is one of those guys like Onokatsu, Atamifuji, Kinbozan and many others who will rise to his place in the rankings chart well below the top and then stick there unable to progress further. He is a big guy, but he lacks the mobility to be top tier, he'll be one of those guys who maybe occasionally checks into the lower joi for a basho before being sent back to the kiddies' table.
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Anon11/27/25, 07:04No.248926
The plot line of sumo this year has just been hilarious, The year started with Horseryu being promoted to yokozuna and then immediately following his promotion this little evil goblin appeared in the top division who keeps on following Horseryu around everywhere publicly humiliating him and preventing him from having any success as a yokozuna.
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Anon11/27/25, 08:01No.248929
[/xs/thread/247047#p248843]
Most likely? The Rikishi Formerly Known As. Outsiders? Basically anyone who's shown they can 12-3 in the last year or two.
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Anon11/27/25, 08:15No.248930
Hosh didn't only lose the yusho, he also lost his top ranked tokoyama to retirement.
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Anon11/27/25, 08:16No.248932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-MIsdNZt-UNeat video of Dan's early basho.
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Anon11/27/25, 08:29No.248933
>Onosato is about to move down the banzuke for the first time in his career, yielding Y1e to Hoshoryu
>Except it wasn't that Hoshoryu beat him, it's that he was injured so couldn't face him the last day
>Because of an injury Dan gave him
lmaoooo Hosh's life is an endless humiliation ritual loooool
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Anon11/27/25, 12:23No.248946
This is probably a dumb question, but why does everyone just run away from the ringside after the last fight ends? Not even talking about whatever rikishi were left, even the sitting gyoji just jump up and leave in a hurry before the last guy even picks up the envelopes
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Anon11/27/25, 13:44No.248949
>Roga kyujo for jungyo
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Anon11/27/25, 19:00No.248963
I don't know why we stopped including this in the OP>Heya Youtube channels:
>Futagoyama
https://www.youtube.com/@futagoyama-sumofood
>Isegahama
https://www.youtube.com/@isegahamabeya
>Kise
https://www.youtube.com/@kisebeya
>Tatsunami
https://www.youtube.com/@tatsunami-beya
>Tamanoi
https://www.youtube.com/@sumo-tamanoibeya
>Hidenoyama
https://www.youtube.com/@hidenoyama
>Oshima
https://www.youtube.com/@oshimabeya
>Minato
https://www.youtube.com/@湊部屋どすこいチャンネル
>Shikoroyama
https://www.youtube.com/@shikoroyamabeya
>Asakayama
https://www.youtube.com/@浅香山部屋公式チャンネル
>Takasago
https://www.youtube.com/@TAKASAGOSUMOTEAM高砂部屋
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Anon11/27/25, 20:07No.248972
>Roga please...get elder stock and take this fucking kabu off me...
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Anon11/27/25, 20:19No.248974
Futagoyama should've built a small brewery in his stable's basement. Cheap booze for him, and a neat present to give to his fun club and supporters.>captcha: YAYHR
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Anon11/27/25, 21:19No.248985
Futagoyama has some serious injuries and never seemed interested in losing weight which doesnt help those injuries
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Anon11/27/25, 21:27No.248986
I'd say thematically they should make Sake.
However part of the process makes the workers sweat like motherfuckers, and the rikishi would lose too much water weight.Watch The Birth of Sake documentary, really well done film.
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Anon11/27/25, 22:12No.248992
According to the latest Chris video, Onosato has pledged to take home 4 titles in 2026 while Hoshoryu has announced he will grab at least one.
Really sheds some light on the degree of confidence the yokozuna has in his ability as compared to the yokozuma.
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Anon11/27/25, 23:02No.248995
Has there ever been an openly gay sumo?
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Anon11/27/25, 23:12No.248998
so why are we not on /sp/? we have a thread that's been up for 5 days now >>>/sp/152076947
I think we've come to a point were we can sustain a general there, we have enough posts per day here to survive on /sp/ since this site has slowed down a lot after the hack.
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Anon11/27/25, 23:36No.249001
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Anon11/27/25, 23:57No.249009
https://www.sanspo.com/article/20251128-3PYNK7DQ5VKQJI7NVXNSQITGPM/The French are making a feature length theatrical release movie depicting the life of Aonishiki.
Who do you think will play Dan? Sovereignty is slated to play Hoshoryu
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Anon11/28/25, 00:40No.249019
Why he do the crazy eye all the time?
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Anon11/28/25, 00:42No.249021
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Anon11/28/25, 00:56No.249028
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Anon11/28/25, 01:18No.249034
I don't give a shit about Aonishiki
I just hope Shishi doesn't get excluded
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Anon11/28/25, 01:21No.249036
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Anon11/28/25, 02:49No.249050
Now that Dan has become such a high profile success for Ukraine, whats the likelihood that Putin will try to have Dan assassinated?
The French movie project is clearly being done as a form of NATO propaganda, so Putin is bound to be concerned about the influence Dan's continued accomplishments would likely have on western morale and backbone.
Is Roga sitting out the jungyo "because of an injury" just a lie that he came up with so he has time to facilitate Russian operations in the Japanese sumo community?
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Anon11/28/25, 03:15No.249056
ban mongolians from sumo
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Anon11/28/25, 03:18No.249058
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Anon11/28/25, 03:18No.249059
how come amerimutts aren't dominating sumo since the average american weighs 400lb?
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Anon11/28/25, 03:42No.249068
These threads have been pretty fast as of late.
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Anon11/28/25, 04:05No.249072
Alright so I'm totally new to sumo. Where the fuck do I start? Where do I go to get the news? Where can I learn more about it because all I know is big Japanese man runs into other big Japanese man until one goes whee.
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Anon11/28/25, 04:38No.249078
Shishi is one of the top 50 sumo wrestlers in the world.
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Anon11/28/25, 05:37No.249084
Amazing Shishi can accomplish what Horse can't
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Anon11/28/25, 05:38No.249085
in a few years we're going to have so much footage of Dan beating Hosh that it'll be like an hour long reel of nonstop pwnage
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Anon11/28/25, 07:49No.249097
apparently this is how you spell Dan in japanese: 安青錦安 = D
青 = A
錦 = Namazing how you can spontaneously learn to speak japanese just by watching sumo
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Anon11/28/25, 08:22No.249099
There are seriously people who'd look at this and call Hoshoryu an underperforming Yokozuna. Both 'zuna have complete 3 basho at the rank, and Hosh has 37 wins while Onosato only has 35.
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Anon11/28/25, 08:41No.249102
My advice to Dan on 2026
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Anon11/28/25, 08:52No.249104
Can Kotozakura achieve better results or has he plateaued in his career?
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Anon11/28/25, 11:58No.249109
Is Hakuho the anti-christ of sumo with his big sumo bash idea? Do you think western influence could taint sumo?
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Anon11/28/25, 12:44No.249115
Ah, I see we've reached that stage of mental illness already
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Anon11/28/25, 15:00No.249121
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Anon11/28/25, 15:00No.249122
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Anon11/28/25, 15:04No.249123
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Anon11/28/25, 15:31No.249126
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Anon11/28/25, 18:26No.249139
Dan's (stall) room at Ajigawa stables
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Anon11/28/25, 18:44No.249144
Most wins in makuuchi since debut, Dan tied Onosato for the most wins in his first 5 bashoes, surpassing Taiho's record of 53. 11 or more in January will give Dan the record for most in his first year
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Anon11/28/25, 18:53No.249145
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Anon11/28/25, 19:15No.249146
https://youtu.be/QYsp6fUyhawAonishiki's theme song
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Anon11/28/25, 19:45No.249149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRi6GBF5zB0Aonishiki's fanboy
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Anon11/28/25, 20:10No.249152
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Anon11/28/25, 21:08No.249159
The guy from the Honda commercials has a new interview with Dan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRCw3gBdnjo
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Anon11/28/25, 23:15No.249178
Tobizaru is a bully
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Anon11/29/25, 00:25No.249188
anyone know how I can donwload nattotube's stuff with something like yt-dlp to archive it?
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Anon11/29/25, 02:35No.249208
>Watch Tatsuslop
>Syunrai says uma
I'm fucking done.
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Anon11/29/25, 05:17No.249222
If we were wrestling I would SLAP you in the face
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Anon11/29/25, 05:41No.249224
You will be seeing the French film about Aonishki, right?
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Anon11/29/25, 06:07No.249226
Eventually Tom will reach Ozeki and win two back to back bashos and become 'zuna at age 48. Mark my words
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Anon11/29/25, 09:58No.249253
any of you fellas make chanko? i've started doing it pretty often since it got cold out, its pretty much macro perfection, high volume and a real treat when it comes to all the different options for textures and flavors
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Anon11/29/25, 16:32No.249272
(You)
(You)
(You)
Enough with the internet tough guy posting Frank, /xs/ is chill, save it for the basho threads
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Anon11/29/25, 16:46No.249273
Chill my ass you faggot fuck
Nobody wants you or your stupid shit here
Pack it the fuck up and go "chill" on reddit where you belong
Fuck you and fuck women
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Anon11/29/25, 19:58No.249283
Good Chris video today, hilarious display of anger from Chris over Dan being both White and successful in sumo.
Pic is Chris's face when Dan is successful in sumo and White concurrently
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Anon11/29/25, 20:09No.249284
Apparently Dan is a fan of the show and been watching since the 1st episode
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Anon11/29/25, 20:21No.249287
Dan visited "Steak 88" a well known, long established Okinawa eatery.
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Anon11/29/25, 20:27No.249291
4 years since the last zensho.
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Anon11/29/25, 22:09No.249311
>STABLE YOUTUBE BAD CUZ THEY DON'T SHOW WHEN LOW RANK RIKISHI GET COMPOUND FRACTURES OR PERFORMANCE ANXIETY BASED DEPRESSION
>NOT LIKE *MY* AWESOME CHANNEL
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Anon11/29/25, 22:25No.249313
Thoughts on tiktok to promote sumo?
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Anon11/30/25, 04:21No.249345
All the futagoy videos being uploaded are from right before the basho. They keep talking about how great mita is. Surprised they still uploaded all that everything considered
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Anon11/30/25, 04:56No.249351
Dan visited the Nagasaki atom bomb memorial.
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Anon11/30/25, 05:58No.249356
Futagoyama said this to Koga and banned him from shaving his eyebrows.
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Anon11/30/25, 10:35No.249369
Imagine the regrets of all the stable masters who went out and got a mong for their one foreigner and now that have some mid crap mong in their stable who will probably never even yusho or make sanyaku and they're stuck with him for another decade or more and then Dan comes along and makes ozeki overnight.
They must all be thinking to themselves "What a terrible mistake I made going for a mong, what was I even thinking?!?!? I should've gotten a White!!! Everyone knows Whites are the best"
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Anon11/30/25, 10:38No.249370
> I should've gotten a White!!! Everyone knows Whites are the best
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Anon11/30/25, 17:28No.249396
Yokozuna Aonishiki, Unryu or Shiranui?
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Anon11/30/25, 19:53No.249411
Kakuryu's rope promotion must've been so hype. Guy went 14-1 through a competing Hakuho and Harumafuji. It would certainly be something else if Dan could replicate that.
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Anon11/30/25, 20:59No.249418
Yokozuna Shishi, do they let him do his entrance with twerking and claw grip?
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Anon11/30/25, 21:01No.249419
>shirozuna
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Anon11/30/25, 21:11No.249420
The All Japan amateur yokozuna title was taken by freshman Samejima Akira. Freshmen never win, kid is either very good, very lucky or lying about his age
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Anon11/30/25, 23:16No.249425
What percentage of makuuchi you think is taking PEDs? I watched a Chris Sumo vid where he mentioned Hosh was eating "secret soup" with ingredients flown in from Mongolia. Like c'mon man seriously? "Secret soup"?
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Anon12/01/25, 03:21No.249443
Are the anti-Whites of /sumo/ still seething with rage, anger and frustration over Dan's success or have they moved on to the acceptance phase yet?
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Anon12/01/25, 04:59No.249452
Now that the year has passed, it's time to update the official sumo power rankings, with all the upheaval and intais this past year.
SS: Nodowa debilidad
S: Ucrania azul
C: Estilo bukkake frio
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Anon12/01/25, 06:28No.249459
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Anon12/01/25, 08:14No.249464
futagoyama: get me a strong white rikishi
talent scouts: okay we got you a russian
the russian:
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Anon12/01/25, 08:23No.249465
>January 2014
>T*runofuji loses out on the Juryo yusho to fucking Chiyomaru
lmaooooo
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Anon12/01/25, 08:44No.249466
For me its Nobehara's sister.
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Anon12/01/25, 13:56No.249482
Anyone working on the updated tier list to finish off 2025? Ive got some ideas floating like splitting Oho into Taiho Jr (Sanyaku) in F tier and Taiho Jr (Maegashira) in S tier. Obviously Dan needs to be there, probably as Taiho Reincarnated. Miyabiyama could be added in F tier with him being bald and being called something like a broken spirit skinhead. Its a little early but Kazuma and Fujiryoga earned their place aswell.
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Anon12/01/25, 17:09No.249492
I think last basho may be been the start of Koga-kuns juryo run. He ended with 3 wins in a row to KK and is looking bigger...I am ready to believe.
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Anon12/01/25, 19:42No.249499
I
WANT
MY
SCANDAL
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Anon12/01/25, 23:36No.249513
New ep of Arasho beya comics has arrived
https://arashio.net/comics/p19.html
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Anon12/02/25, 00:06No.249514
Dan visits Okinawa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PddZLH3bxtk
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Anon12/02/25, 06:14No.249523
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Anon12/02/25, 07:32No.249529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpl4DdvdL7c
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Anon12/02/25, 09:13No.249534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UX6Z6DwCuQLook how hard they're scrubbing the kitchen. Imagine if Futagoyama or Tatsunami ever bothered doing this.
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Anon12/02/25, 11:58No.249536
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Anon12/02/25, 21:07No.249570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B_5p_FiANQ&t=220sSince you seem to hate Futagoyama so much for some reason, here's him being toyed with by Akebono.
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Anon12/02/25, 22:44No.249577
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Anon12/02/25, 23:14No.249580
Mitakeumi went to the beach
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Anon12/03/25, 01:01No.249582
How come horseryu is incapable of winning real sumo basho but when a totally fake fixed tournament comes around like that play acting one in London then he wins?
But in real competitions he always loses, why is that? Why can't he even win in a real tournament?
Is it because he sucks?
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Anon12/03/25, 03:58No.249596
Who will be the next to zensho?
Onosato & Zak have already put up 14-1s and show that they're nearly capable of a Z if conditions are favorable. Dan is clearly a rising power and seems like his abilities may be rapidly rising to the level needed to go 15-0. Kusano has proved himself capable of beating Dan & Onosato, who are the two biggest stumbling blocks on the banzuke.
Or will it be someone else? Maybe that guy who won juryo, he seemed pretty strong
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Anon12/03/25, 08:39No.249611
Nephew has only really gotten better over time desu. Considering he's only 26 we're in for another 5+ great years of excellent sumo from him. He gets my vote as most exciting rikishi of 2025.
>Hoshoryu
>Dan
>Onosato
In that order.
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Anon12/03/25, 14:58No.249630
lmao, are they for real... who cares
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Anon12/03/25, 17:22No.249635
Mods, why did you remove my post? Is there something you want to tell us?
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Anon12/03/25, 20:08No.249650
FutaGOYama needs a new sekitori hopeful
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Anon12/03/25, 20:10No.249651
Really wish he'd let someone use his old shikona.
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Anon12/03/25, 20:10No.249652
Hoshoryu's winrate this year has actually been very average even when considering the kyujos.
The average Zuna winrate is around 73% and he's at 72%.
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Anon12/03/25, 21:23No.249668
I'm right and the YDC is wrong
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Anon12/03/25, 21:35No.249670
Yokozuna should be determined solely by Elo rating. Any yokozuna who falls below the cutoff is forced to retire. Injury absences count as losses. No exceptions.
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Anon12/03/25, 22:24No.249671
Hosh wins 100% of the matches that he wins, honestly that makes him a great 'Zuna.
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Anon12/03/25, 22:32No.249672
Jungyo has started and since Onosato is sitting it out, Horseryu has to cope with the daily humiliation ritual of showing up to the tour stop and regardless his status as a yokozuna, still being the second most popular guy in the room after Dan. Furthermore all jungyo events are also attendeded by JSA committee members, so Horseryu knows that lack of yokozuna level aura is being observed by his bosses and there is nothing he can do about it.
Really makes you wonder if he is starting to regret all those hours wasted at Tatusnami morning practice standing around and doing nothing when he could've been using his time wisely to get himself into good enough shame to win some cups.
By now its too late for him to fix the problem since Dan trains like a demon every day, even if Horseryu would start to put in a decent effort he would still never catch up to Dan.
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Anon12/03/25, 22:43No.249674
Your obsession was weird a couple basho ago. Now it's embarrassing.
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Anon12/04/25, 00:13No.249682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0__Dob-eJgo
>look at my prize white gaijin
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Anon12/04/25, 00:49No.249688
Hoshoryu looks like a nice guy outside of sumo but judging him in sumo I don't like him and he would be much better as an ozeki.
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Anon12/04/25, 02:49No.249700
is he any good?
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Anon12/04/25, 03:48No.249704
Oyakata Channel special feature on Dan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt-evXXzb5o
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Anon12/04/25, 08:16No.249716
Anyone talking down Hoshoryu is just a troll. I presume all the filtered posts in here contain the word "horse".
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Anon12/04/25, 09:52No.249719
The fuck is up with the back of Hosh's legs and his ass? I saw a vid of the first stop of the tour and Hosh's legs from the back look terrible. Is that cellulitis or just body acne?
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Anon12/04/25, 10:23No.249723
How do I cope with the fact that Hoshoryu will never feed me a hotdog?
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Anon12/04/25, 10:35No.249724
Reminder that a victory over the grandson of Yokozuna Taiho earned Hoshoryu his rope.Reminder that a victory over the grandson of Yokozuna Kotozakura earned Onosato his rope.>The baton has been passed
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Anon12/04/25, 11:55No.249725
made some chanko-esque slop
didnt feel like making the meatballs so did some leftover roast pork and sliced beef for protein
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Anon12/04/25, 11:56No.249726
>horse dominating on tour again
Not looking good, Horsisters.
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Anon12/04/25, 12:51No.249728
Jesus Christ those Aoiyama tits on the new ukrop kid on Schriszoids video
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Anon12/04/25, 19:48No.249757
>horseSHITryu lost four matches in a row to gonoyama
dude keep on raising the bar for how embarrassingly awful a yokozuna can be
he already got destroyed twice in a row in actual basho competition by a noob shin sekiwake
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Anon12/04/25, 20:34No.249760
I've filtered "shitryu" and "horse". Finally I can have some real sumo discussions!
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Anon12/04/25, 22:09No.249765
Reckon I could handle Onosato in a bout while his shoulder is injured.
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Anon12/04/25, 22:25No.249766
>horseryu: hmmm I need to do some practice bouts to make it look like I'm trying hard to win yushos, lets see who should I pick to train with…should I pick someone good or should I pick shitters who I know I can beat? hmmmm, tough decision… I pick shitters I know I can beat! give me the M13, the rookie and the guy who just went 4-11.
and then he still lost anyway lolololol
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Anon12/04/25, 23:23No.249772
>yokozuma
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Anon12/04/25, 23:24No.249773
They should invite fans in to take part in between basho training sessions so that one anon can prove whether or not he can take Onosato.
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Anon12/05/25, 00:49No.249783
Did someone ever get their mawashi pulled off live on camera?
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Anon12/05/25, 02:32No.249787
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Anon12/05/25, 07:52No.249796
WENZ BANZUKKY
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Anon12/05/25, 10:16No.249803
Banzuke's gonna look great with two Ozeki. Y1w won't have to look like a bitch with an O on his rank, and everything will be nice and symmetrical.
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Anon12/05/25, 10:20No.249804
>Onosato
56 wins in 5 Makuuchi basho to make Ozeki
>Dan
56 wins in 5 Makuuchi basho to make OzekiIt took Hakuho two years to make Ozeki.
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Anon12/05/25, 14:19No.249811
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Anon12/05/25, 17:39No.249822
The days I wake up and theres a new Chris video are good days, I wake & make my coffee and sit down and drink it and watch the Chris video and everything is right in world, its perfect bliss.
vs
The days I wake up and theres no Chris video, I'm sitting there drinking it anxiously, wondering if theres ever even going to be another Chris video, wondering if Chris is OK, maybe he got assassinated by a Yakuza or died in an earthquake or deported for accusing Japs of anti-mongolian bias. Those days are all uncertainty, theres no calm or comfort
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Anon12/05/25, 18:37No.249829
y everyone h8 itchy so bad?
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Anon12/05/25, 18:46No.249830
I am FutaGoy, AMA
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Anon12/05/25, 21:20No.249838
I vote Ichiyamamoto for least impressive physique in Makuuchi. Just looks like a skinnyfat guy who found himself in a mawashi.
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Anon12/05/25, 21:38No.249839
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Anon12/05/25, 22:02No.249842
aminishiki and miyabiyama, today's shinpans/oyakatas, while tamawashi is still a rikishi lol.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-ywc2jLIIQ
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Anon12/05/25, 22:48No.249847
https://youtu.be/BNZr4Oeuyrw?si=TxRvIsQbEvwc53OE&t=88Musashimaru was a monster.
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Anon12/06/25, 01:15No.249857
Hopefully once Dan becomes the first white yokozuna, Japan will get more westernized and allow women in the dohyo.
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Anon12/06/25, 02:25No.249865
Is Ichyamamoto really gay or is that just a meme
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Anon12/06/25, 03:03No.249871
People who hate Chris expose themselves as having a low IQ and not understanding sumo.
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Anon12/06/25, 03:52No.249873
Which one of you Miyabiyama lovers was playing this Paladin?
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Anon12/06/25, 05:25No.249877
Hakkaku approaches you and says he'll give the chairman position to Kakuryu so long as you have sex with a Makuuchi rikishi. Who would you choose?
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Anon12/06/25, 07:44No.249881
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Anon12/06/25, 07:46No.249882
THE DEFEAT POSE
HOSHORYU IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES
MONGOLIA WILL NEVER RECOVER
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Anon12/06/25, 07:57No.249883
Love this jolly lil nigga like you wouldn't believe. I'm convinced half of the reason people watch the channel is for Okaryu.
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Anon12/06/25, 11:28No.249890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbEfvHZ2YBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArDZfW9UpA0
SLOPPANDESU
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Anon12/06/25, 11:54No.249891
havent watched futaslop in a while. Koga actually bigger now?
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Anon12/06/25, 13:16No.249896
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Anon12/06/25, 22:16No.249918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACTbrq1jzXY
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Anon12/07/25, 03:06No.249932
>>>/x/41623429 [//boards.4chan.org/x/thread/41623429#p41623429]
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Anon12/07/25, 03:08No.249933
Is Onosato cooked if a fatter rikishi shows up?
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Anon12/07/25, 08:13No.249947
>Last banzuke
Dan was 4th
>This banzuke
Dan will be 4thNice "promotion".
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Anon12/07/25, 08:16No.249949
I was abnormally entertained and excited by the last honbasho which was my first time getting into sumo. I can't tell if sumo is just that good or it's a sign that I'm getting old by being entertained by something as mundane as a sport.
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Anon12/07/25, 17:20No.249957
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Anon12/07/25, 23:47No.249973
How can you properly compare rikishi before and after the 20th century?
>more tournaments mean more chances to gain records
>but also higher chance to get injured and fall out of the ability to compete well
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Anon12/07/25, 23:49No.249974
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Anon12/08/25, 07:02No.250003
Rewatched the Chris Sumo vid on Hosh's promotion to Yokozuna. In the vid, he mentions that Asashoryu said Josh "tends to win the pressure bouts" and Chris says "pressure maketh this man, it seems". However
>His two basho playoff wins were against maigashitters
>In the past year, he is 0-3 in playoff matches
>In the past year, he has lost several bouts that would have sealed the yusho
So that whole "he's good under pressure" thing is false.
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Anon12/08/25, 10:15No.250009
Gonna be really disappointed if Tenrosei doesn't make sekitori and change his shikona to Tenshoryu.
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Anon12/08/25, 10:24No.250010
kazuma was like wtf lol
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Anon12/08/25, 14:48No.250016
According to reports from the jungyo Dan has been massively popular at every tour stop and the yokozuma has started to become visibly perturbed and resentful whenever he is forced to witness Dan receiving ever more acclaim
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Anon12/08/25, 18:02No.250022
>Earthquake in Japan
>4chan suddenly is dead
Coincidence?
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Anon12/08/25, 23:49No.250043
>hurr DURR maegashira are... LE BAD
There are like 600 total rikishi in the JSA. Reaching Makuuchi division makes you one of the absolute pinnacles of Sumo. They deserve respect.
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Anon12/08/25, 23:59No.250046
Saw that clip of that cute Japanese girl taking a pic of Asanoyama. In that same clip, it showed a white woman thirsting over Chiyonofuji. Got me thinking, who are some of the most handsome sumo wrestlers ever? Restricting to just wresters who've made Makuuchi, I think Chiyonofuji tops the list and Taiho is up there too. Lowkey Dan is up there as well.
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Anon12/09/25, 02:25No.250060
Takatoriki has said that he will take care of Moriurara when the latter retires. In the extremely unlikely event that Miyabiyama lives long enough to see Koga retire, will they do the same?
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Anon12/09/25, 03:31No.250063
Any news on Onosato's injury?
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Anon12/09/25, 05:21No.250066
whens the next chris video going to drop?
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Anon12/09/25, 05:22No.250067
what if spiffy and chris linked up, what kind of videos would they make?
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Anon12/09/25, 16:14No.250092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn4oCu5wE_4
HORSESHITRYU SLOP YUSHO
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Anon12/09/25, 19:23No.250105
What did he mean by this?
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Anon12/09/25, 21:57No.250114
Non-zero chance of a low Maegashira winning next time since Asanoyama is back. Juryo and low Maegashira are basically the same thing and he went 12-3 12-3 in Juryo.
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Anon12/09/25, 22:06No.250115
>furryroga
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Anon12/09/25, 22:27No.250117
Are we in the era of the nonstop Next Big Thing™? Onosato rocketed up to Yokozuna but immediately afterwards we had the rise of Dan. And now we've got Fujiryoga the Next Big Thing™ well on his way to Makuuchi. And we've got Kazuma the Next Big Thing™ going from Jonokuchi to Sekitori in 4 basho. Has that even been done before? That's nuts. I fully expect that within 6 months someone we haven't looked at yet will have risen to Sekitori and be the Next Big Thing™.
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Anon12/09/25, 23:25No.250125
This is until they start to get injured and the cycle repeats itself.
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Anon12/09/25, 23:58No.250128
Remember when Ajigawa recruits all had back to back yusho up to makushitter and then completely stalled until Dan came?
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Anon12/10/25, 01:23No.250130
You will never hang out with your sumo bros eating 10k calories of tasty nip food while getting drunk. Why even live.
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Anon12/10/25, 01:29No.250133
futagoyama slop is the most reddit thing to ever happen to sumo
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Anon12/10/25, 01:42No.250136
Japanese old lady kisses Dan's shoulder, Wakamotoharu pretends to not notice
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Anon12/10/25, 05:16No.250154
Lmao you're all a bunch of jealous little bitches. You wouldn't say shit to Hoshoryu's face in real life. Face it he's achieved a level of athleticism you will never be able to match.
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Anon12/10/25, 09:37No.250163
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Anon12/10/25, 16:48No.250177
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Anon12/10/25, 16:56No.250179
Japanese spiritualists are now blaming/crediting Dan's yusho & ozeki promotion for instigating the big earthquake and tsunami a couple days ago.
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Anon12/10/25, 18:12No.250190
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Anon12/10/25, 19:12No.250202
I'm so fucking sick of AI posts.
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Anon12/10/25, 19:32No.250204
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Anon12/10/25, 20:19No.250206
Koga will join the ranks of SANDANME by the May basho. Don’t be surprised if there is jonidan yusho in the works as well.
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Anon12/10/25, 20:29No.250208
>Most wins in their first five Makuuchi basho
#1 Onosato 56
#1 Aonishiki 56
#3 Hakuho 54Lmao.
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Anon12/10/25, 20:46No.250213
Why hasn't yokozuna Hoshoryu won a basho?
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Anon12/10/25, 20:49No.250216
2026- Horse will retire in shame and disgrace after failing yet again.
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Anon12/10/25, 20:53No.250217
It took Terukuni over 7 years to win a yusho at the Yokozuna rank he didn't yusho even once to get.
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Anon12/10/25, 20:55No.250220
Hoshoryu is more entertaining to watch than Onosato and still gets similar scores. There, I said it.
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Anon12/10/25, 20:58No.250221
Hoshoryu is a timid slob. He doesn't have his Unc's fighting spirit. He is too Japanese. He is not a Mongolian warrior.
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Anon12/10/25, 21:19No.250224
I remember yokozuna Kakuryu, so I don't care about whether Hoshoryu is doing badly or not. At least Kisenosato had the injury excuse after he won his debut yusho. Hoshoryu is going to need to do a lot worse than this to be more embarrassing as a yokozuna than Kakuryu was.
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Anon12/10/25, 22:41No.250233
I miss chaos lord Ozeki Shodai
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Anon12/10/25, 23:15No.250237
If Takakeisho had been around for prime Hakuho his fatass would never amount to anything.
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Anon12/11/25, 01:11No.250246
Hoshtards coping so hard a year ago when the idiot they worship choked like a bitch in a critical match
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Anon12/11/25, 01:29No.250249
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