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Anonymous10/12/25, 10:08No.244717
Most overrated Skateboarder of all time. All this dude ever did was ollie, no comply, boneless, and caveman boardslides. He couldn't grind for shit, couldn't manual for shit. All his parts suck ass. How he was ever considered like a great legend I will never know.
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Anon10/12/25, 10:09No.244718
He was le tough guy
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Anon10/12/25, 10:50No.244723
i heard he fucked some dude in a parking lot
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Anon10/13/25, 09:23No.244785
I liked his literal street skating. Not everything needs to just be tricks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXHWiFYZ9dk
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Anon10/15/25, 14:21No.245002
nobody rates him you asinine jewish newcunt
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Anon10/27/25, 07:39No.246187
Mike V was all about raw speed, flow, and inventing new ways to skate the streets and pools That’s why he’s a legend, he influenced how people skated, not just what tricks they could do
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Anon10/27/25, 07:55No.246191
finally someone is speaking the truth
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Anon10/28/25, 03:26No.246306
based mike v working the chuds into a shoot
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Anon10/28/25, 05:10No.246311
Anon there's more to skating than doing double kickflips over stairs.
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Anon10/28/25, 05:21No.246312
Is that Mike Vallely? Back in the day, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less
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Anon10/28/25, 09:07No.246320
Who is one of the most underrated skateboarders?
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Anon10/28/25, 09:21No.246323
does anybody actually rate him? I thought he was pretty underground as far as skaters go. for dudes of his generation, names like Gonz and Natas are way more recognisable. about the only thing Mike V is known for is being a 'tough guy'.
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Anon10/28/25, 23:34No.246365
>most overrated skateboarder of all time.But enough about Andy Anderson.
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Anon10/29/25, 00:14No.246368
They called him a skater fag
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Anon10/29/25, 02:12No.246376
he moved to my city a few years ago
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Anon01/02/26, 13:00No.252308
>Most overrated Skateboarder of all timeBut enough about Tony Hawk.
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Anon01/04/26, 02:10No.252506
I swore this guy's name was Mike Valley
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Anon04/10/26, 22:06No.259552
>ollie, no comply, boneless, and caveman boardslides let me guess, you need more?
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Anon06/07/26, 12:34No.263299
There was this dude he hung out with in Cky called "Mike Vallely", and he was the douchiest blowhard I've ever seen.He was a 5'8" balding manlet who looked like he hit the gym maybe twice a week to do only chest and arms, and he would get super aggro over nothing in order to look like the "tough one" of the crew; which isn't really much of an accomplishment, because the bar isn't set very high in the first place. His accomplishments included scattering 4 timid teenagers by flailing his arms like a windmill, and shoving a middle-aged mall cop away while the security guard was just trying to do his job.He also had a brief stint as a hockey enforcer, where presumably his appreciation for violence might serve some sort of purpose, but then, to absolutely NO ONE'S surprise, the MOMENT he had to fight someone as strong, or stronger than him, who was equally as fond of violence as he was, he got his shit pushed in regularly. Never won a single fucking hockey fight in his life and was CONSTANTLY getting thrown to the ice.The guy was the definition of coked up blowhard.Mike Vallely, ladies and gentlemen. A possible contender for "faggiest skater in all of existence". Possibly faggier than even Bam Margera himself
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Anon06/07/26, 18:28No.263313
bait of the lowest order. oh borther
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Anon06/09/26, 17:18No.263426
Mike v up until that 4 v 1 fight is rad. Everything after that is kooky as fuck. I get why people may not see whats great about Mike V but dide a pioneer of street skateboarding. Only a fool would say otherwise. When you understand the era he comes from an how boring skateboarding was at the time. You get a new appreciation for mike v. I hate the dudes edgy cringelord energy. Those dudes didnt even wanna fight him (the 4 v 1) the hockey shit was silly and he deserved to eat shit for that thinking he was tough after that. Karma. Hes very abrasive but hes as much a part of skateboarding roots as rodney is. Rodney laid the foundation for tricks, mike v was trail blazing actual street skating. Dude was jumping on rails going to fakie in 88. He had a knack like no other to freestyle street skate. Most mike v videos are just him cruising around hitting shit no one else was skating at the time. You gotta understand the time period. Kook personality but you cant hate the dudes contributions to the game. He had it in a way 99% of the dudes he came up with didnt. There's a reason people are nostalgic for the dude and hes lasted this long in skateboarding outside of his kooky hijinx. I dont like the guy but I wouldnt argue someone having him on their skate mount Rushmore or whatever. Hes sick solely because of how intresting his approach to street skating is. I used to watch this trick tip video. And it covered all the basics. But one of em was just called "street skating" and its just mike v going from point a to point b. Skating a sidewalk, midday, busy street, foot traffic, and hes just shredded as he goes about. Occasionally he stops to maneuver some plywood or a couch to trick off or over. Its super cool and it changed my entire perspective on what skateboarding is supposed to be. Anybody can the tricks but few can just rip heading from home to the cornerstone and back. That shit is awesome and mike v is the goat at it.
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Anon06/09/26, 22:22No.263460
this guy looks identical to about five guys i know.
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Anon06/10/26, 02:11No.263481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy8sf58xbQU
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Anon06/10/26, 12:01No.263497
>Mike Vallely vs 4 Guys
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Anon06/18/26, 22:40No.264140
based take he's only famous for the fightsalso his self-fart-sniffing Nine Club was insufferable