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Anonymous10/02/25, 01:47No.243888/sumo/ - Off-Basho General
>>243854 [/xs/thread/243371#p243854] Dan thread
Dan thread edition
co-starring Hakuoho
>Banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/
>Fight Schedule & Results:
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/
>Some sumo links and how to watch live:
https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d
>Oyakata channel
https://www.youtube.com/@親方ちゃんねる公式/videos
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>>243371 [/xs/thread/243371#p243371]
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Anon10/02/25, 11:55No.243910
Water break is a terrible bingo inclusion because it literally never happens in Makuuchi, which is where the bingo is besides the one square for Koga's 2nd win.
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Anon10/02/25, 14:22No.243920
I wish Zak and hakuoho would go get the surgery they need and eat the tumble down the banzuke both are seriously talented and young enough to rebound in 2 years.
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Anon10/02/25, 16:52No.243932
Takakeisho's cock cutting is tomorrow (Oct 4)
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Anon10/02/25, 19:42No.243942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iECNC8s4TFI
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Anon10/03/25, 11:21No.243976
Could we like stop making generals until the last one image caps?
There's like 10 sumo generals on /xs/. It's not necessary
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Anon10/03/25, 18:39No.243998
>/ourguy/ finally appears in a Chris (((Gould))) videoWhat are the implications of this moving forward?
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Anon10/03/25, 22:29No.244011
where does Ikazuchido sleep
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Anon10/03/25, 23:49No.244020
After rewatching the playoff bout for like the dozenth time I noticed something that I haven't seen anyone else point out yet.
It was Kakuryu who called the mono-ii. It was a clear victory for Onosato and the mono-ii was some unexpected extra drama after the bout, seemed to add to the suspense a little, but now realizing that it was Kakuryu calling for it unnecessarily in support of his racial brethren, it seems a kinda filthy
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Anon10/04/25, 04:22No.244028
Shodai narrating a replay of his victory over Dan at the Tokitsukaze senshuraku party
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Anon10/04/25, 04:40No.244029
iseghama ichimon's young guns hanging out together during jungyo training session
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Anon10/04/25, 04:43No.244030
AI rendition of what Dan will look like at 40 years old a few year post retirement
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Anon10/04/25, 04:46No.244031
Dan (rear view)
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Anon10/04/25, 05:17No.244033
did anyone play along on the latest oyakata channel video? can't believe they missed on oho, they were faster than me on pretty much everything else, but the oho one seemed pretty easy
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Anon10/04/25, 09:33No.244049
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Anon10/04/25, 16:39No.244077
Spiffy is working on a special video about Dan
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Anon10/04/25, 16:53No.244079
keisho is now the human embodiment of the "cartoonishly evil jap soldier" stereotype from late 1930s & early 1940s war propaganda. all he needs to complete the look is a pair of round glasses
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Anon10/04/25, 17:41No.244087
That was my third basho and the first one i also watched Juryo of
It was cool actually starting to recognize names beyond the super obvious rikishi
Im excited as fuck for the future of this shit
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Anon10/04/25, 21:17No.244124
>n*g futon
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Anon10/05/25, 00:12No.244140
Sumo? nah I don't watch that shit.
t. Takerufuji
https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2025/10/04/kiji/20251004s00005000270000c.html
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Anon10/05/25, 01:57No.244150
>Japan to get 1st female prime minister
I seriously shiggy this bitch isn't going to try and force her way up onto the dohyo to hand out the cup
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Anon10/05/25, 08:21No.244159
>Oh no!
>Anyway...
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Anon10/05/25, 17:34No.244182
Its gonna be a major embarrassment for Terunofuji if the only top tier talents his stable can produce are all Hakuho recruits like Hakuoho & Kusano and all the Iseghama natives remain lower makuuchi mediocrities like Midorifuji, Atamifuji & Nishikifuji
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Anon10/06/25, 15:24No.244265
Zak is out from the London tour because
>muh knee
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Anon10/06/25, 20:41No.244297
At this rate, when would you bet on Aonishiki getting his first yuusho? Will he ever?
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Anon10/07/25, 00:28No.244320
Speaking of Dan, is there an upload of that documentary NHK did on him that doesn't have audio recorded on a phone? The one on youtube with 100k views has good video quality but somehow audio quality like it's 2007 and I'm about to hear 007 Sound System Dreamscape
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Anon10/07/25, 17:38No.244375
Giku's new recruit
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Anon10/07/25, 19:41No.244381
I never realised how large Onosato's nipples are until now
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Anon10/08/25, 05:13No.244443
Shodai fans on Xitter are gloating massively over having beaten Dan. Its almost as if they're treating a victory over Dan as an accomplishment as important as a kinboshi. I guess everyone is starting to recognize the importance of Dan, even Shodai fans.
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Anon10/08/25, 13:17No.244466
Of the 7 lower rankers in Ajigawa, 6 made MK. There was a 4-3 in jonidan.
This result calls into question the narrative that Aminishiki's epic coaching is somehow a contributing factor in Dan's success because coach Aminishiki certainly isn't working magic with the rest of his disciples
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Anon10/09/25, 08:16No.244537
Whyisn't there any amateur local recreational sumo where its regular guys that have day jobs and just shove each other in a ring
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Anon10/09/25, 17:10No.244556
Myogiru had better attendance at his hair cutting than Takakeisho did despite having never won a makuuchi championship or reached ozeki
Takakeisho must be a horrid little bitch to be so much less popular than Myogiru despite far greater accomplishments in the sport
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Anon10/09/25, 18:02No.244559
I'm fine with basho in late 2022 and even early 2024 being won by Maegashira because our only truly dominant rikishi was Terunofuji who sometimes couldn't fight. But I am simply not okay with Kotoshoho taking home a cup. What a clown show.
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Anon10/10/25, 01:28No.244586
Dan gives he origin story:
https://xcancel.com/nico_nico_news/status/1976122721542025415tl;dr he wrestled a radioactive bear near chernobyl when he was a youngster
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Anon10/10/25, 06:43No.244591
Kotoshoho
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Anon10/10/25, 16:17No.244604
drawfriend can you do a drawing of Onosato and Hosh like this?I would really appreciate it! I want to make another shirt
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Anon10/10/25, 16:38No.244608
When you think about it Zak actually robbed Hosh of this yusho. If he hadn't decided to go forma de yokozuna for one single fight Hosh's win over Fatso would've won him the yusho on 14-1. He literally sacrificed an entire knee tendon to throw spite on Hosh's rope.
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Anon10/10/25, 16:55No.244610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StEueGwMetsChris sloppa.>Onosato read all of your hateful comments about his panic pulls
>Kisenosato says that if you're feeling down put on an adult diaper and do your shiko
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Anon10/10/25, 21:22No.244624
>I could be eating Shirokuma's chanko right now
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Anon10/11/25, 04:59No.244642
Rikishi are about to experience a massive culture shock in the Islamic Republic of Londonistan.
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Anon10/11/25, 06:18No.244643
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Anon10/11/25, 10:25No.244653
assuming i want to go to the Osaka basho as a fucking leaf, what time/date should i be checking for ticket availablity? going to be looking for a box seat for me and my amigos, day of/calendar date before sumo association site says they're available?
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Anon10/11/25, 10:39No.244654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urQXDPt8B50Some Kise sloppa for a change. Their cook looks like Zak.
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Anon10/11/25, 10:54No.244656
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Anon10/11/25, 16:48No.244675
Fucking newfags dont even recognize my boy HigonoryuFuck this thread
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Anon10/11/25, 20:14No.244684
Question
On a scale of 1 to 10
How wrong is to call rikishi "sumotori"?
I started watching sumo about half a year ago and learning the terminology but im pretty sure i have seen sumo wrestlers referred to as "sumotori" and i thought that was the absolute correct word until i actually started watching
So yeah, that.
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Anon10/12/25, 02:38No.244704
Dan broke the record for most combined wins in first 4 makuuchi bashos that was previously set by Onosato & Hakuho
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Anon10/12/25, 02:50No.244705
>Dan's hairline
not even 22 years old yet
its over
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Anon10/12/25, 05:53No.244710
>Takakeisho
>Terunofuji
>Takarafuji
>Hokutofuji
>Myogiryu
>Mitoryu
It's been a hell of a year bros...
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Anon10/12/25, 17:56No.244740
The culture shock begins.>Hey aren't these things supposed to be bright red?
>...is that piss?
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Anon10/12/25, 19:44No.244747
6 is a pretty good shout so you can hear WMH and Abi trash talking everyone but I also wanna sit next to Atamin :(
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Anon10/12/25, 20:40No.244754
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Anon10/13/25, 00:25No.244766
https://youtu.be/QJDywcehB40?t=802
walk
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Anon10/13/25, 02:47No.244771
What if Putin sees Dan as a potential thread because he is a propaganda victory for Zelensky or something and so he decides to send the KGB to London to poison Dan with radioactive sushi like he did to that other guy?
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Anon10/13/25, 02:51No.244772
NHK published the English language version of their Kotooshu documentary
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/shows/5001488/
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Anon10/13/25, 03:45No.244775
that was a good documentary
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Anon10/13/25, 04:47No.244777
I was a little bit disturbed seeing onosato handling his own luggage when he was coming out of the airport. Hinkaku demands that he should have slaves to do it for him.
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Anon10/13/25, 06:46No.244779
God imagine the sheer volume of evil spirits in a Br*tish dohyo.
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Anon10/13/25, 17:55No.244820
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Anon10/13/25, 20:36No.244835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB2DWjGHisIUkrainian sumo wrestler Anseikin, who is visiting the UK for the London Grand Sumo Tournament, interacted with local amateur wrestlers.Anseikin visited the venue for a tournament for British amateur wrestlers.Twenty-four men and women participated in the tournament, battling fiercely in front of their idols from Japan.Anseikin
"I was really happy that my name is being recognized. I want to continue to promote sumo in Europe."The London Grand Sumo Tournament will run for five days from the 15th.
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Anon10/13/25, 20:53No.244838
Who is taking this tournament then?
Will it be Suius or Ommo?Inb4
>Motherfucker so round they look the same
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Anon10/13/25, 20:54No.244839
Who is taking this tournament then?
Will it be Suius or Ommo?Inb4
>Motherfucker so round they look the same
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Anon10/13/25, 21:34No.244850
Reminder that Hakuho chose Hoshoryu to be part of his last dohyo-iris as a nod to Asashoryu.
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Anon10/13/25, 22:12No.244856
>Chippu? You mean those things in Hoshoryu's elbow?
>Hai hai
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Anon10/13/25, 23:39No.244862
Takerufuji v Hoshoryu in January was so good.>The bronze bull cannot push you if you lift his feet off the groundIt was so SIMPLE.
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Anon10/13/25, 23:43No.244863
My favourite shinpan? The skinny bald one.
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Anon10/14/25, 03:20No.244870
Horseryu visit the horses in London
https://youtu.be/qNe1otGvR9A?t=698
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Anon10/14/25, 12:38No.244882
Abi
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Anon10/14/25, 13:47No.244885
>Mushi mushi? Hoshoryu desu
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Anon10/14/25, 13:52No.244889
Takanosho seems like he's loving every second of the trip.
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Anon10/14/25, 15:11No.244893
absolutely undignified, negative hinkaku
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Anon10/14/25, 15:12No.244894
someone call an emergency meeting of the ydc and revoke this embarrassment's yokozuna loicense
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Anon10/14/25, 15:15No.244895
>Abi Road
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Anon10/14/25, 15:45No.244897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBfWXDYYDcY>Oho wanted new shower gel because he didn't like the hotel stuff
>Came away with baby shampoo
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Anon10/14/25, 18:54No.244908
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Anon10/14/25, 19:05No.244909
>hey look theres a pakistani guy shitting on the street! just like what 2ch told us we'd see lmao!
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Anon10/14/25, 19:07No.244910
I just realized i haven't seen any pic of my man Shishi on london
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Anon10/14/25, 20:46No.244926
Lost technology
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Anon10/14/25, 23:37No.244935
having this much sumo eventfulness between bashoes is absolutely epic, how many wins does dan need in london to get promoted to ozeki?
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Anon10/15/25, 01:50No.244942
hiroslop London edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L83HFhbezUw
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Anon10/15/25, 03:24No.244948
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Anon10/15/25, 03:28No.244951
>fly six million miles
>go to japanese restaurant
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Anon10/15/25, 03:43No.244953
Guess the rikishi.
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Anon10/15/25, 03:46No.244954
https://youtu.be/nbMUycix9gs?si=Xsjnt81wQkszZucG&t=355Hoshoryu feeding a poor starving child.
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Anon10/15/25, 03:57No.244956
The off color clay and straw bales make for a unique looking dohyo
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Anon10/15/25, 12:16No.244976
Hosh and Onosato battling with diarrhea after this one
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Anon10/15/25, 12:37No.244981
>SAAR PLEASE NO FILMING HERE SAAR
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Anon10/15/25, 12:40No.244983
So, how do we watch this? BBC + VPN?
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Anon10/15/25, 13:51No.244996
Seems like its just a replay
Anywhere to watch it live?
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Anon10/15/25, 14:38No.245006
so whats the point of this event? any prize money?
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Anon10/15/25, 14:56No.245008
>Sumo wrestling giants stun London: Fans are warned about being SQUASHED at Royal Albert Hall and toilets are reinforced for Japan's 25 stone fighters who've been out for McDonald's and shopping at TK Maxx
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-15193589/
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Anon10/15/25, 16:20No.245017
Genuinely curious to see the public's response to the physique of guys like Asakoryu, WTK, and WMH, who all just look like powerlifters.
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Anon10/15/25, 16:27No.245018
>UOO THIS CHINK IS LIT YO FR FR
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Anon10/15/25, 17:51No.245032
>watching some video about the wrestlers in london
>they are enjoying the river view
>suddenly some jeet janitor comes in and starts screaming "no filming here saars"
lmao
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Anon10/15/25, 18:03No.245035
when the fuck does this shit start
fucking bongs
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Anon10/15/25, 18:24No.245040
it should start in 10 mins
https://www.dazn.com/en-GB/home/6eoij87etqh2g6hrbytbxckg8
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Anon10/15/25, 18:26No.245042
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Anon10/15/25, 18:31No.245045
FATSOS ON THE TELLY
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Anon10/15/25, 18:32No.245046
hiro in the house
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Anon10/15/25, 18:32No.245047
Hiro "Cringe" Morita with the Peggle 2 announcement introduction.
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Anon10/15/25, 18:34No.245048
So who'll be first to crack a smile? WMH is my bet.
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Anon10/15/25, 18:35No.245049
>Entering in robes and not diapers
WEAK SHIT
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Anon10/15/25, 18:36No.245052
anybody can point me to an stream? i think i can watch it through iptv on the tv but i want to watch it on the computer and shitpost
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Anon10/15/25, 18:37No.245055
Wheres the "torikumi" ?
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Anon10/15/25, 18:39No.245058
Sank you beri match for cumming.
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Anon10/15/25, 18:39No.245059
>Sankyu beri machu fuoru kamingu
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Anon10/15/25, 18:40No.245060
ayo gramps almost be puttin' me to sleep there frfr
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Anon10/15/25, 18:42No.245062
The crazy ji-san screaming wrestlers names flew in too lmao
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Anon10/15/25, 18:42No.245063
Should we migrate to /sp/ for this? I feel like it's worthy of it.
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Anon10/15/25, 18:42No.245064
Thanks random trunk old man in the crowd, feels just like home
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Anon10/15/25, 18:45No.245065
Wait Kotoeiho isn't fighting right? So he just tagged along with his brother? That's neat.
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Anon10/15/25, 18:45No.245066
Can't wait for Hiro to start shilling Sumo Prime Time
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Anon10/15/25, 18:48No.245071
It's funny I'm actually learning the rituals even though I've been watching for years
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Anon10/15/25, 18:49No.245073
Hiro started stuttering already
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Anon10/15/25, 18:49No.245074
They should have got the comedy sumos to show the rules
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Anon10/15/25, 18:52No.245077
"Pint-sized" has now been officially used to describe Midorifuji.
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Anon10/15/25, 18:53No.245078
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Anon10/15/25, 18:55No.245079
I wonder who will get audience award. Ura is usually entertaining
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Anon10/15/25, 18:56No.245080
RIP AUDIO
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Anon10/15/25, 19:03No.245084
Fubo Sports get your shit together!
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Anon10/15/25, 19:05No.245085
the evil spirits have won
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Anon10/15/25, 19:13No.245089
Ura not wearing pink
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Anon10/15/25, 19:14No.245090
Well at least on the positive side we don't have to listen to Hiro
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Anon10/15/25, 19:15No.245092
Let me give all you yanks a little hint. This is BRITISH sumo for BRITISH viewers hosted in BRITAIN!!!!! No other country is allowed to view. Please respect that.
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Anon10/15/25, 19:16No.245093
Not the drums
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Anon10/15/25, 19:17No.245094
the bongs have learned how to wire the micrphones
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Anon10/15/25, 19:17No.245096
we are so back
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Anon10/15/25, 19:20No.245097
The dohyo looks unnaturally clean.
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Anon10/15/25, 19:22No.245102
>Hiro on mic
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Anon10/15/25, 19:23No.245104
kino lighting
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Anon10/15/25, 19:24No.245105
lmao this is fake as fuck
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Anon10/15/25, 19:26No.245107
Yea, these bouts are all gonna be worked.
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Anon10/15/25, 19:26No.245108
>Hanasumo
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Anon10/15/25, 19:28No.245109
This is funny kind of bad now
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Anon10/15/25, 19:30No.245111
Fuck this gay earth
This sucks and i would normally stop watching if this is the level we are gonna be treated to but i also want to watch in case something happens
FUCK YOU
Probably the big honchos at the sumo association told them that if they come back home injured they better stay in bongland
fuck fuck
fuck
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Anon10/15/25, 19:30No.245112
Real glad I didn't pay for this shit.
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Anon10/15/25, 19:32No.245113
This is such a strange feeling. I am watching sumo, these are bouts happening in front of my eyes, but I feel absolutely nothing.
It's just so underwhelming.
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Anon10/15/25, 19:32No.245114
Is this what 1991 was like?
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Anon10/15/25, 19:37No.245118
This shit is so boring i wouldnt mind the undertaker with a steel chair entering the dohyo and hitting Sadanoumi on the back
Might as well go full WWE
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Anon10/15/25, 19:38No.245120
imagine this being your introduction to sumo
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Anon10/15/25, 19:39No.245122
Well done by Mita-kun.
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Anon10/15/25, 19:41No.245126
Wait chicken legs is fighting?
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Anon10/15/25, 19:45No.245131
What do the Japanese have to say about the bouts so far?
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Anon10/15/25, 19:46No.245135
If horse does a fucking henka this tournament then everything will be forgiven
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Anon10/15/25, 19:47No.245137
I think that Chura match might have actually been real. Or at least, Chura was fighting real.
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Anon10/15/25, 19:51No.245144
>It's about on par with the other non-honbasho tournaments like the Fuji TV one.
Is it really? I thought that one had actual stakes and awards, unlike whatever this is.
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Anon10/15/25, 20:03No.245154
I'm fine with results being fixed, but god at least TRY and look like a real fight.
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Anon10/15/25, 20:25No.245160
Jesus, the Nevilles in the chair seats look more cramped than a four-seat box full of Americans.
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Anon10/15/25, 20:29No.245162
did somebody stab Hiro?
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Anon10/15/25, 20:37No.245168
Definitely gonna skip days 2-4 of this.
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Anon10/15/25, 20:46No.245170
They did the meme!
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Anon10/15/25, 20:53No.245172
Fucking hell not another ts*ridashi.
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Anon10/15/25, 21:00No.245175
some decent matches on the second half for a "friendly" tournament
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Anon10/15/25, 21:07No.245176
URA GAMBARE!!!!
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Anon10/15/25, 21:11No.245177
ok here how match go, first we nodowa each other, then you nodowa me, then i reverse your nodowa and give you a double nodowa, you block nodowa with nodowa of your own before u start raining nodowa down on me, nodowa after nodowa, the nodowa come thick an fast and almost get me but i nodowa back with a really big super mega ultra dragon nodowa which devastates ur power level needing u to recharge ur nodowa. i go pitbull supersaiyan and unleash full power nodowa beam but u duck and uppa nodowa, reverse, counter nodowa, double counter reverse triple nodowa, mega nodowa action, go for tsukidashi but i push back off the tawara . then we start nodowa phase 2
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Anon10/15/25, 21:23No.245180
I can't believe so many of you thought this was gonna be "real" sumo
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Anon10/16/25, 11:33No.245202
i have eaten chanko, rice, and a big salad 5 days in a row now, and have fully optimized my chicken meatball recipe
truly this is the optimum diet, and good practice for when i have some friends over to watch senshuraku in november
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Anon10/16/25, 14:46No.245210
R8 my sanyaku reformTo get komosubi, you need a jun-yusho or better in the joi. MK at komosubi puts you back at maegashira.
Sekiwake requires a yusho at komusubi. MK at sekiwake demotes you to komusubi, but a simple KK will take you back up.
Ozeki demands two consecutive yuusho, with one at sekiwake. Kadoban works the same way as now.
No yokozuna, because being undemotable is gay.
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Anon10/16/25, 17:00No.245218
Pictured here is Onosato Daiki, the 75th and final Yokozuna after the rule change regarding promotions enacted by Anon on October 2025
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Anon10/16/25, 18:37No.245224
CREAM OF THE COCK
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Anon10/16/25, 18:38No.245225
I'm dying because of Hiro
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Anon10/16/25, 18:43No.245227
When you have to watch riggedslop commentated by Hiro Morita
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Anon10/16/25, 19:06No.245230
Man dohyos sure had to have a lot of bad yuyu and spirits with the amount of purification they need before each day
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Anon10/16/25, 19:18No.245233
okay that was a fun first match
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Anon10/16/25, 19:30No.245238
FINALLY we get fatsos in the audience.
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Anon10/16/25, 19:33No.245240
will any wrestler end at 0 wins? surely not right? surely they will spare any of them that shame
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Anon10/16/25, 19:35No.245241
Was Daieisho's mawashi this red the whole time?
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Anon10/16/25, 19:46No.245246
That ura victory at least was cool, better than all the turidashi
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Anon10/16/25, 19:55No.245249
im expecting a mono-ii at some point during day three at the latest, just to show it to the bongs
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Anon10/16/25, 20:24No.245254
Wakamotoharu might incorporate WWE moves to his wrestling.
Inside info from Hiro Morita
BRING OUT THE TABLES AND LADDERS
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Anon10/16/25, 20:41No.245259
Shoddy clay.
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Anon10/16/25, 21:53No.245260
Guess all the Amerifags gone to work.
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Anon10/17/25, 03:06No.245281
Dan 2nd row furthest right
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Anon10/17/25, 05:14No.245287
> dat footworkSorry, nerds. I'm not watching bong slop.
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Anon10/17/25, 19:32No.245305
HIRO YOU CANT SAY THAT ALL THE WRESTLERS HAVE INCREDIBLE FIGHTING SPIRIT BECAUSE THEN NONE DO
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Anon10/17/25, 19:39No.245306
Ura giving a show for the gaijins
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Anon10/18/25, 03:24No.245323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSOV4C4FLDk
Zunas sharing a hot dog, now that's some sloppa
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Anon10/18/25, 15:52No.245333
New tatsuslop up. Is yarden in it?
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Anon10/18/25, 19:31No.245343
>Aonishiki vs Onosharto
Will they allow Aonishiki to win?
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Anon10/18/25, 20:19No.245346
Otgonbat from Tamanoi and Ochirsaikhan from Isegahama are two new mongold people should keep their eyes on.
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Anon10/18/25, 20:45No.245348
While we got bonus sumo on, and about half the board hangs around here anyway, we got a team in the 4cc virtual divegrass league, and we play start next weekend 24-26 october pending the group draws.
Come over, we got some sumo reps, some old skater things from your youth and evenDraw is this sunday will give more info as we get it ( teams in the group, etc)
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Anon10/19/25, 03:34No.245378
Everyone who makes MK has to fly home in coach
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Anon10/19/25, 12:44No.245393
https://youtu.be/eg40Jz8RjRQ?si=XbZAmzdzM9tzpWGu&t=1476
Roga singing happy birthday
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Anon10/19/25, 15:52No.245398
Hoshoryu wins the Grand Sumo Tournament at the Royal Albert Hall in London!
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Anon10/19/25, 16:18No.245400
You guys gonna watch Paris next year?
I probably won't. This was novel, but pretty lame.
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Anon10/19/25, 16:20No.245402
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Anon10/19/25, 18:09No.245415
>Catching up the last day because I was at work
>Tamawashi steps up
>Please got not the story
>GOD FUCKING WHY
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Anon10/19/25, 19:37No.245435
Dan was 4-1 and had the best collection of kimarites
Ura was 3-2 and did the meme kimarite
Dan deserved the technique hubcap, giving it to Ura was a total ripoff
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Anon10/19/25, 19:38No.245436
Chiyomaru wasn't in the basho because he was at the more important no kings protest
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Anon10/19/25, 21:06No.245450
Is that where you're supposed to grab?
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Anon10/19/25, 21:45No.245453
Tobizaru wants to be popular. Ura simply IS popular. They are not the same.
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Anon10/19/25, 23:26No.245465
I just bumped into one of them sumo fellas buyin some snacks at a Sainsburys next to a casino. I asked "did you win?" and he just sullenly said "yeah" in a gruff voice. Prob had no idea what I was saying.I tried looking up the current best sumo wrestlers to see if I could recognise him but too many rook the same. He kinda looked like that Hoshoryu guy who won the London tournament but I doubt a champion would be walking around a supermarket close to midnight. Pretty cool to meet a sumo up close though; absolute unit of a man.
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Anon10/20/25, 01:01No.245478
HorseSHITryu can only win in a staged fake basho, in a real one he doesn't have what it takes to win.
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Anon10/20/25, 02:21No.245496
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Anon10/20/25, 11:04No.245524
Chris new video has comments turned off lmao
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Anon10/20/25, 11:54No.245528
Chris didn't even say a word about how Aonishiki visited that sumo/wrestling club while in London in the middle of his rant about the JSA not doing enough outreach over there. Hell what makes him think that the JSA didn't reach out to London officials? The fact that none were in attendance? If he knew anything about London he'd know that the officials there literally do not care about anything besides themselves.God what an awful video. He's such a tremendous faggot.
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Anon10/20/25, 12:54No.245529
my country's biggest news outlet made a direct translation of this article
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/37048918/awkward-wardrobe-malfunction-grand-sumo-tournament-london/
peak journalism right here
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Anon10/20/25, 13:10No.245531
Congratulation to Onosato on the one year anniversary of his Ozeki promotion.
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Anon10/20/25, 17:04No.245550
Did you guys do your homework about the london tournament?
Have to analyze the plotlines and deeper issues
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Anon10/20/25, 20:33No.245593
By definition any yokozuna who does not win 5 yusho as a yokozuna is a bad yokozuna.
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Anon10/20/25, 20:39No.245596
>start the basho 11-0
>"hay everyone look at me!!!! I'm gonna win le yusho!!!"
>finish 1-4, lose
>everyone laughs at you and calls you horseshit
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Anon10/20/25, 20:41No.245597
this but you being a schizo and everyone else in the thread laughing at you
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Anon10/20/25, 20:42No.245598
Dan has more wins in makuuchi than Hosh does so far this year and Dan wasn't even in the division for January
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Anon10/20/25, 22:53No.245617
Interesting that Dan the 1st also had an extraordinarily rapid rise to sanyaku
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Anon10/21/25, 00:25No.245623
You're a pathetic crybaby, and I have no pity for you.
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Anon10/21/25, 00:29No.245625
I never knew K*senosato was so bad lmaoooo
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Anon10/21/25, 00:57No.245626
hoshtards be triggered af up in this thread lololololol