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Anonymous08/08/25, 15:33No.239858/sumo/ - Off-Basho General
Special Prizes with the Boys Edition
>Banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/
>Fight Schedule & Results:
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/
>Some sumo links and how to watch live:
https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d
>Heya Youtube channels:
>Futagoyama
https://www.youtube.com/@futagoyama-sumofood
>Isegahama
https://www.youtube.com/@isegahamabeya
>Kise
https://www.youtube.com/@kisebeya
>Tatsunami
https://www.youtube.com/@tatsunami-beya
>Tamanoi
https://www.youtube.com/@sumo-tamanoibeya
>Hidenoyama
https://www.youtube.com/@hidenoyama
>Oshima
https://www.youtube.com/@oshimabeya
>Minato
https://www.youtube.com/@湊部屋どすこいチャンネル
>Shikoroyama
https://www.youtube.com/@shikoroyamabeya
>Asakayama
https://www.youtube.com/@浅香山部屋公式チャンネル
>Takasago
https://www.youtube.com/@TAKASAGOSUMOTEAM高砂部屋
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Anon08/08/25, 15:50No.239860
Theres already a thread that hasn't reached post/image limit
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Anon08/08/25, 16:28No.239867
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Anon08/08/25, 17:46No.239878
Is he horny?
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Anon08/08/25, 19:41No.239885
do NOT cross the red barrier
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Anon08/08/25, 21:56No.239892
so are we just gonna have 2 active threads up all the time? we could've just used the other one, shit is embarrassing.
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Anon08/09/25, 07:21No.239920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZESKLuJxWyI&ab_channel=Full15SumoRelive it.
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Anon08/09/25, 13:39No.239934
Just nuke the whole board from /sumo/ and start over because some retards get triggered and assblasted from some fucking wrestler
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Anon08/09/25, 13:54No.239935
HAHAHA am I pro-Dan or anti-Dan? You’ll never figure it out, but I’ll tell you anyway:
I’m both! I’ll post anti-Dan posts and reply to myself with pro-Dan rejoinders just to make it seem like an otherwise chill thread is full of conflict.Why am I doing this? I tried to be a nice guy and I didn’t get sex from my oneitis.
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Anon08/09/25, 14:58No.239937
I'm just curious is anyone that posts in the sumo threads not fat?
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Anon08/09/25, 22:33No.239975
Do you guys live in or near London hahaha I just have a friend asking hahaha
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Anon08/10/25, 04:34No.239992
Just for fun, an uncle/nephew comparison between their only common opponent (that I could find) Tochinoshin.
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Anon08/10/25, 18:31No.240034
https://www.yomiuri.co.jp/sports/koshien/20250809-OYT1T50222/Say hello to this year's high school Yokozuna, Kazuki Sawada. He and the other top 4 finishers are eligible for tsukedashi at Sandanme.
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Anon08/10/25, 19:19No.240037
over a month until the next basho...im not gonna make it bros...
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Anon08/10/25, 20:31No.240041
I don't want to go back to work. I'm so fucking depressed. Thanks for reading my blog
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Anon08/10/25, 22:46No.240048
>M10+ guy goes 10+ wins
>wow, he's so good. he will definitely become an ozeki!
>loses every match against sanyaku next basho, keeps bouncing around in lower maegashira
everytime
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Anon08/11/25, 00:21No.240056
Dan really proved himself last basho. Can’t wait to see him in sanyaku in September. I think he will end up beating both yokos and getting the yusho. Dan isn’t the type of wrestler to make the same mistakes over and over again.
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Anon08/11/25, 11:57No.240080
>Go make-koshi
>Get half a video dedicated to you anyway
>#SlopLife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO4qMp4hYSM
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Anon08/13/25, 18:38No.240205
SUDDENLY N-WORD
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Anon08/14/25, 04:24No.240240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxK01QeZO6A
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Anon08/14/25, 13:55No.240266
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Anon08/14/25, 14:23No.240272
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Anon08/14/25, 14:44No.240276
>everyone: OOOAAAA! SUGOI POWAH!
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Anon08/14/25, 14:55No.240278
Asakoryu's leg to torso ratio disgusts me
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Anon08/16/25, 11:03No.240382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lMsKIjFEe4&ab_channel=TheTatsunamiStable-SumoFoodsDamn they actually let Yarden eat with them?
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Anon08/16/25, 11:53No.240383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxfDtVXNY6Y
GOCHANDESU
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Anon08/16/25, 12:29No.240385
Does anyone know the lore behind why they call kyoda sensei? I assume it's just a joke
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Anon08/16/25, 14:27No.240392
There is now an "Age" field on the Sumodb query page.
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Anon08/16/25, 15:24No.240395
https://youtu.be/2891J6XkKGg?si=Z9pfz8A5l2pyBvpMKise boys eating some all-you-can-eat Yakiniku
lots of laughs and some light-hearted Takano bullying
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Anon08/16/25, 23:42No.240412
Newfag here. I've been watching this channel for like half a year now https://www.youtube.com/@futagoyama-sumofood
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Anon08/17/25, 07:05No.240431
Onosato in trouble again?
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Anon08/17/25, 10:36No.240436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPGk8zGYeh4
>Hoshoryu 9-0 in training
you are now here!
>Hoshoryu suffers minor injury while training
>Hoshoryu goes 13-0 vs Kinbozan in last week training
>Hoshoryu goes 1-4 with 2 (two) kinboshi during first five days in basho
>Hoshoryu pulls out of tournament due to prostate issues
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Anon08/17/25, 10:47No.240437
>Hoshoryu says his toe is almost back to normal
Phew, panic's over guys.
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Anon08/17/25, 14:18No.240450
Poor nobehara is going to be KWABbing in mid high ms for the foreseeable future barring any big win/loss basho. I'm interested to see if there will be any cope in futagosloppa
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Anon08/17/25, 17:32No.240458
STOP BULLYING MY SLOP FRIENDS
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Anon08/17/25, 17:58No.240461
Reminder that Onosato has literally never and cannot now ever move down the banzuke. The only person who can make him move "down" is Hoshoryu by getting more wins than him and sliding him over to Y1w.
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Anon08/17/25, 18:41No.240467
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Anon08/17/25, 18:42No.240468
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Anon08/17/25, 18:44No.240470
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Anon08/17/25, 18:48No.240474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgbT_sAEOqU
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Anon08/17/25, 19:05No.240479
these threads have been reduced to a glacial pace compared to before this last basho
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Anon08/17/25, 19:22No.240487
Why can't they use a dohyo like this one at least once a year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-3DM8lDzdU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6nfPaXZFIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igyu0GKUztM
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Anon08/19/25, 09:44No.240607
Terutsuyoshi has been arrested for forging official documents, in the second such case this year. Could this be the tip of the iceberg? Are there secret Mongolians with fake Japanese birth certificates lurking on the banzuke?
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Anon08/19/25, 13:03No.240612
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Anon08/19/25, 17:29No.240637
Yarden should've just lied about his age.
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Anon08/19/25, 18:17No.240644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_IU0xDANtk&ab_channel=SumoSpiffy%27sBar%26GrillSumo Spiffy did a sloppa-esque breakdown of the July basho story if you're bored and have 13 minutes to recap things you already know.
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Anon08/20/25, 16:34No.240688
remember to wash you meat, anons.
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Anon08/20/25, 17:39No.240691
https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202508200000828.htmlTAMAWASHI OUT OF THE SUMMER TOUR DUE TO BACK PAINIDS HABBIDING
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Anon08/20/25, 17:45No.240692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULdGxyxAATQ&ab_channel=%E3%83%86%E3%83%AC%E3%83%93%E6%9C%9D%E6%97%A5%E3%82%B9%E3%83%9D%E3%83%BC%E3%83%84%E3%80%90%E5%85%AC%E5%BC%8F%E3%80%91Cool 7 month old video of Teru putting Kusano through hell. The difference in power is ridiculous. Teru is just walking forwards.
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Anon08/20/25, 21:27No.240710
Can someone explain to me why Oho can be having the worst basho imaginable but will then beat the guy at the top of the leaderboard and basically ruin everything? Thanks.
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Anon08/21/25, 02:40No.240733
Do you respect a maegashira with a makuuchi yuusho more or less than a sanyaku without one? Which do you think is the higher achievement?
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Anon08/21/25, 09:00No.240739
The average rank of Kotoshoho's Maegashira opponents was M12.4, just saying.
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Anon08/21/25, 12:04No.240743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLk0ytnOfRw
Hoshoryu graces us sloppa plebians with his presence
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Anon08/22/25, 22:03No.240819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UbptArdX5g&ab_channel=Full15SumoI miss him...
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Anon08/22/25, 23:10No.240826
CHANGE YOUR SHIKONA BACK TO KOTONOWAKA YOU PUSSY
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Anon08/23/25, 11:26No.240861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ve3DHqJT_c
GOCHANDESU
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Anon08/23/25, 14:37No.240866
I really wanna see Ura, Midori, and Fujino all fight eachother next basho for manlet supremacy.
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Anon08/24/25, 07:28No.240920
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Anon08/24/25, 08:45No.240921
AIIIEEEE Help me oyakata-sama!
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Anon08/24/25, 11:06No.240925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr3FCcxsnEI
SLOPPANDESU
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Anon08/24/25, 21:13No.240947
Koga v Yarden, place your bets.
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Anon08/24/25, 21:21No.240949
やるでん (犯流伝 (Yaruden (legendary rapist))) is a fine shikona for Yarden.
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Anon08/25/25, 01:38No.240965
What was the name of that Youtube channel that uploaded sumo footage where every thumbnail and title being about some cat? That was hilarious.
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Anon08/25/25, 06:19No.240977
Someone posted power chart to sumo forum. Its over for us
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Anon08/25/25, 13:35No.240985
>Hoshoryu injured again
Its over
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Anon08/25/25, 14:46No.240986
>Wakataka twisted his ankle
Yeah, good thing I didn't get my hopes up. I'm ready for the 6-9.
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Anon08/25/25, 14:53No.240987
Hosh's body is falling apart before the banzuke comes out. At what score will he pull out this time?
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Anon08/25/25, 18:31No.240995
>Hoshoryu injured
>WTK injured
>Kirishima injured
>Daieisho returning from injury
>Zak still a piece of shitCan we PLEASE have a fucking Sanyaku for once???
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Anon08/25/25, 19:27No.240997
Onosato's average wins per basho in Makuuchi prior to Ozeki promotion was 11.2. He was on an Ozeki run the whole time. Hell his worst wins per three basho has been 31. The last 3 he has 37 wins lmaooooo imagine being Kotozakura. He's literally the Vegeta of Ozumo, the Prince of Ozumo forced to bear witness to this fucking rando outstripping him.
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Anon08/26/25, 09:50No.241028
> Do sumo wrestlers even lift weigh-ACK
All natty btw unlike the roided out freaks that Americans worship.
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Anon08/26/25, 11:05No.241029
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Anon08/26/25, 11:11No.241032
Abi's the fuckin' best.
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Anon08/26/25, 11:15No.241033
Day 1 scans, right?
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Anon08/26/25, 12:54No.241040
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Anon08/26/25, 17:54No.241059
>When he asks you to come over for Smash but he doesn't even own a Switch
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Anon08/27/25, 19:43No.241105
I'm going to slam dunk Wakatakakage in my fantasy sumo this time round. When's the last time we had a new Ozeki? It wasn't September, because that was just Onosato passing through on his way to Yokozuna. Was it really Kotoz*kura at the start of last year? Fuck that weak shit, we need new blood.
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Anon08/27/25, 20:02No.241107
Look at this garbage from the basho Asashoryu roped.>One zuna out
>Another zuna intai
>Two ozeki out
>Another ozeki intaiDid this basho even have any fucking Sanyaku?
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Anon08/28/25, 01:53No.241131
Got curious and compared each YDC yokozuna's promotion run by quality of the guys they beat. No points given for loses or fusen wins, so a high score means they had to fight and beat the highest ranking guys. Obviously Akebono suffers because no yokozuna were on the banzuke, but he also only fought another ozeki once in the two basho because he was the only healthy ozeki in the first one.
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Anon08/28/25, 19:12No.241168
Today I saw a woman in my store that looked just like Konishiki from the face
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Anon08/28/25, 22:42No.241191
Hakuho promoting women's sumo is utterly revolting, is he going to open a geisha house staffed with men next?
Confusion of da highest orda
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Anon08/28/25, 23:19No.241194
>split thread
>drive off half your posters
>threads are now 1.5 people mindlessly posting nothing/sumo/ isn't doing too hot these days huh
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Anon08/29/25, 21:06No.241283
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Anon08/30/25, 11:31No.241323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khoG_5TjqRw
GOCHANDESU
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Anon08/31/25, 15:00No.241427
Its already September 1st in Japan. JSA, where is the Banzuke?
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Anon09/04/25, 01:22No.241815
he's in
