Anon08/03/25, 05:44No.239475
To start, thank you for all the resources posted, just joined a club and halfway through my beginners course and intend to stick with it and pursue training, even though I'm old as fuck at 32.However, given the mentions of trannies in HEMA, holy shit, I have stories. I should have expected troons and poons given my area and the fucking trend of trans people ruining everything and the doughy nerd attraction to swords, but I digress. I encountered my first one before I even started the class. Almost had to cancel due to financial difficulties that came up, but the main coach was a fucking bro and gave me 6 classes for free. Would have to purchase my own helmet eventually but could borrow a loaner.I went in to cancel, and met a female instructor teaching a women and "gender minorities" class. I didn't factor in the possibility of troons, but as soon as I saw one fucking 60 ft away I clocked them immediately. While the women wore leggings and t-shirts, looney troon was wearing booty shorts and a pink tank top. Cancelled my class, but on the way out I saw his shirt: it said "Hole." Literally said "Hole." Later found out it's apparently a band, so either tranny knows what he's doing and is a creepy fuck (likely), or is a completely unaware autist. Gave me a creepy smile on the way out, the AGP smirk is real.My fucking first class was hysterical though. Get there early to warm up, stretch, observe, whatever. There is a kid's class before mine though. Come in, sit down, 5 mins later a very clockable troon enters. Dude is wearing tights and a plaid red and black skirt (pretty short too) with a metal shirt, very long hair, must be trans for a while now. Dude plops down on the floor and starts stretching. Mother fucker, there are kids practicing, quit trying to live out your AGP dreams.Gets even funnier, Jesus Christ I had to contain my laughter. Anyways, tips for noobs would be helpful, thanks for coming to my Troon Talk.
