ultimate selfdefense championship season 2

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Anon09/10/24, 12:57No.210554

The contestants this time around include: >Natan Levy Israeli lightweight in UFC, last year had some popularity due to getting into a sparring match with a groyper who hated Jews. >Jeff "MMAShredded" Chan Winner of the previous USDC, pretty much the only contestant who was an active fighter in an MMA promotion instead of a 40-50+ coach/trainer or schlubby dilettante YouTuber. >Jesse "The Karate Nerd" Enkamp Owner of the KarateByJesse blog and now YouTuber, Jesse is a high-ranking Swedish Karateka, bullshido believer, and Karate historian. Probably the second most autistic man in this show next to Rokas himself. >Jordan "Jordan Teaches Jiu-Jitsu" Preisinger Smaller name YouTuber focused on BJJ-related content. Of the YouTubers listed, is the least popular, but is also a completely normal guy. >Ranton French-German video game reviewer. Is only on the show because there's not a lot of popular martial arts YouTubers who humored Rokas and because he studied at Shaolin Temple in his early 20s and does some kung fu drills at home. Claims to be Chinese, barely speaks the language lmao. >Craig Hunter Literally just a guy. He's a filler because a basketball player Instagram influencer who was gonna be at the event flaked, and Rokas needed someone so he just picked a regular dude to work as a "controL" compared to the guys with martial arts backgrounds. His background is the occasional bit of weightlifting and typical bogan barfighting.Rokas "Martial Arts Journey" Leo will not be participating as a contestant this season and instead serves as a commentator/referee/committee

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Anon09/10/24, 13:21No.210555

>*wins 10/10 encounters* gun ku do is the ultimate martial art

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Anon09/10/24, 15:04No.210562

>Israel >War with Hamas >The only reason I can think of is because I'm a jewThis is shit

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Anon09/10/24, 18:30No.210587

I am a little disappointed, you would think he would have redesigned some stuff after ruining Ramsey's knee. I am curious now, maybe his 1 year wait was not due to long covid but simply because he was sued for another injury and did not want to release it as long as someone could use the material in court?

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Anon09/11/24, 00:49No.210609

DUDE SELF DEFENSE PEN LMAO way to just pollute this entire "experiement" with that shit dude, you need to improvise weapons!!! except in america I carry my own so they can fuck off with that shitalso we know jordans knee gets fucked up early on and he's basically out of the comp, he talked about it on his podcast secondly jeff didn't "bleed out" from getting poked in the back like that, there was no organ near that wound that would've killed him

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Anon09/11/24, 01:00No.210612

Next season: Jon Jones joins the USDC (guess who wins :O)

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Anon09/13/24, 07:35No.210787

I feel like these people hate each other irl.

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Anon09/13/24, 14:30No.210800

All the padding + the implicit agreement that they're not trying to knock each other the fuck out for a YouTube video kind makes this useless as an actual display of martial ability.because everything devolves into half-assed grappling. Season 1 had the same issue.

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Anon09/14/24, 20:50No.210931

>jesse lol what?If they picked him as bait... is working bc I am actually intrigued.

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Anon09/14/24, 21:07No.210932

How am I supposed to know which one is jewish?

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Anon09/15/24, 11:47No.211016

The strategies they employed in the first challenge seem so poorly planned, I wouldn't be surprised if they were told what to do just to show why those choices wouldn't work. The fact that the professional fighter decided to square up against 5 armed attackers by himself and the bjj fighter specifically decided to run while wearing shitty footwear and Jesse going out of his way to use the sponsored Self Defense Pen, it all seems artificial.

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Anon09/15/24, 16:11No.211045

Ranton letting his half-German side show through when talking to Natan, what a gamer

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Anon09/15/24, 19:46No.211070

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0UAhR_P-n4 New ep link

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Anon09/15/24, 20:28No.211077

Current score. The MMA champs are being punked by a Regular Guy. Jeff is probably rigged so he doesn't win twice in a row but Natan has no fucking excuse, he's IDF and UFC. All this proves to me is that Australians are the strongest life-forms.

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Anon09/16/24, 10:42No.211115

meh, i liked the first season because of the fact that all of the contenders knew each other and had done a lot of collaboration before, so there was great chemistry not feeling it for this season

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Anon09/17/24, 06:11No.211181

>JEFF CHAN HEROICALLY FOUGHT AN ARMY OF 72625141894863 MEN >HE KILLED EVERY SINGLE ONE WITH HIS BARE HANDS >HOWEVER HE TOOK A SUPERFICIAL BLOW ON HIS FINGER AND FAILED TO FURTHER ADVERTIZE OUR SPONSORED SELF DEFENSE DILDO >-999171983736891 points

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Anon09/17/24, 11:47No.211186

>Ultimate Self-Defense Championship >Jeff becomes the aggressor >loses points >chaners cryWhy?

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Anon09/17/24, 19:30No.211212

I wish that instead of mostly having people who all have trained MMA they would actually have specialists and some more common martial arts too. Have a pure boxer vs pure wrestler vs pure judoka vs MMA etc. It would give this more of a fun ufc1 what is the best martial art vibe. Also, this season seems like it will have the same problem where they aren't all in the same weight class, so the bigger guys have a massive advantage. Also the Craig guy is obviously not just some random untrained dude.

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Anon09/18/24, 00:07No.211226

I can't believe this FUCKER Rokas is releasing this weekly after delaying it for so fucking long.Jeff Chan isn't even trying, so it's obviously going to be Natan who wins (unless the "totally average guy" who's done all these drills before wins on points). All there is to look forward to is Ranton getting his ass kicked.

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Anon09/18/24, 07:44No.211248

>bjj guy >decides to not use striking and grapple against two guys at once

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Anon09/20/24, 16:07No.211377

Watching episode 1 now, Jeff and Jesse surprised me, took 4 guys down rather easily

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Anon09/20/24, 16:18No.211380

Jeff is sabotaging himself come on

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Anon09/20/24, 16:36No.211382

>the normal guy was the best one in the bar fight Mental, no overthinking just normal stuff

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Anon09/20/24, 16:41No.211383

>what did you do? >i attacked back... in self-defense

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Anon09/22/24, 14:21No.211471

Why did they do so much better in the shank tank this time? Are last years contestants just frauds?

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Anon09/22/24, 14:30No.211473

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipf1mROm6rg Ranton's boxing is pretty okay for an inexperienced kung fu flippy boy who's never hit someone before.

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Anon09/22/24, 14:32No.211475

>Jeff chan kicks somebody in the head that's running straight at him with his chin exposed >nothing >Ranton gives a guy a sloppy hook >"yeah, that's a knockout stop the fight" Judging has got to be rigged right?

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Anon09/22/24, 17:30No.211502

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHh3kaR24IM Ranton did a reaction of the first two eps with Rokas. Only reason I'm posting it is because Craig "Regular Guy" Hunter was, as confirmed by Ranton and Rokas here, a fucking bare knuckle fighter in prison. They straight up lied, they found Kimbogan Slice!

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Anon09/22/24, 22:18No.211540

Fuck this show, I just want Based Craig to win

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Anon09/26/24, 19:51No.211952

Angry Manlet "Icy" Mike "Hard2Hurt" "Pedo Puncher" Pesesko did his own little react vid on the Shank Tank. Had similar commentary as to these threads, up to and including not giving a fuck about Jordan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_5VRlQPHF0

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Anon09/28/24, 11:21No.212153

Shout out to Rokas, my man got taken to snap city by some autist throwing kani basami during sparringI do have some respect for guys like him and Chadi who were aikidokas, realised it doesn't work, uploaded their experiments with it and then switched to more practical grappling styles. Imagine the number of aikidoka who realise it doesn't work but aren't brave enough to admit it because their friends think they can handle themselves in a fight

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Anon09/28/24, 23:26No.212205

In 'Hide And Go Stab', was there a rule about needing to exit the building through a specific door? Because it seems way easier to slip out a different door or window and circle the building on the outside rather than outmaneuver 5 people in a hallway.

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Anon09/28/24, 23:29No.212206

I'm a bit surprised that everyone's plan for round 3 of the Shank Tank was to throw the bag at the attacker.

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Anon09/29/24, 14:35No.212267

DINGDINGDING NEW EP TONIGHT BOYS Now they're being bouncers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F350sQbs74g

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Anon09/30/24, 00:18No.212299

So is Ramsey Dewey's beef just with Jeff Phillips or the whole crew from the first edition?

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Anon09/30/24, 00:21No.212301

This whole thing is so retarded. It would be far better to determine a sequence of challenges that are previously known by the people participating in it so they can actually plan to act, which you know, would be the ideal for anyone to do whenever they go to a new place. There should be more scenarios involving using the environment and items around you, and more elaborate non-combat scenarios too.

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Anon10/06/24, 14:19No.212817

DINGDINGDING NEW EP TONIGHT BOYS >6 Martial Artists Attacked on a Moving Bus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awW5dHJkBRM

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Anon10/06/24, 14:29No.212820

Ranton and Jeff are just giggling like kids while watching the other guys kek

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Anon10/13/24, 15:20No.213385

>6 Martial Artists Go All Out in Intense 15-Second Fights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ytbmsHpN3AThe meme has began

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Anon10/13/24, 17:40No.213393

Post USFDC dream contestants I want to see him getting bullied

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Anon10/14/24, 14:06No.213475

Season 3 has been (kinda) confirmed.https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ultimate-self-defense-championship-season-3/#/Seems like Natan and Seth from season 1 will make a return. Also plans for Glory champion Gabriel Varga. Kevin Lee, a kudo guy and a special forces guy. It says however that the 3rd season will only happen if the money goal is reached

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Anon10/14/24, 14:25No.213477

So now that this shit is over, I must ask:What would you do differently? What would you change about this whole thing? How would (You)r USDC look like?

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Anon10/16/24, 04:34No.213621

This whole thing frames itself as "which martial art is the best for self defense?", but it gives up on that almost immediately since no one is trying to represent their art. >kung fu guy admits that he's never fought before and is relying on boxing >karate guy keeps grappling everyone >bjj black belt stuck to his guns and achieved the most injuries out of everyone there

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Anon10/16/24, 17:13No.213672

Ranton put up his own vid on the USDC with some behind-the-scenes notes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0ahNgvOS9I I post it because one thing he goes into is the abusive boyfriend scenario. he points out that Jesse did absolutely nothing for a WHILE but only acted because he realized there wasn't a timer to wait it out - they'd just keep going until the contestants did something and everyone else followed on that realization. So I'd say none of them really "fucked up" when they were forced not to go with the right answer (which lines up with when they made Craig come back in when he left the bar scenario early on).

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Anon10/17/24, 03:33No.213725

How effective is a shoe as an improvised weapon? I mean just holding it in your hand and hitting someone with it.

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Anon10/17/24, 08:11No.213731

Didn't watch. How did Ranton do?

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Anon10/21/24, 17:21No.214100

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWa2LP9jTc4 Rokas breaking down some behind the scenes stuff. Apparently alongside "Long COVID," some jackass broke his shin to the joint (The USDC has claimed a THIRD knee) during a BJJ roll he was doing to get the energy back for editing, and permanently handicapped him for life alongside being temporarily partially paralyzed from suboptimal conditions in the hospital. He shows pics of his foot and it looks like a bloated corpse. Horrifying stuff.

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Anon10/27/24, 17:04No.214590

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVzx-wbBFzs Not content with letting the event that took Ramsey Dewey's knee last year die, yet another zombie day!

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Anon12/21/24, 01:34No.217962

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCazByhbmztoIg6ZKeI25PGw/community?lb=Ugkx9Km-ScWyPHftFLSU4lWZcaZ-JrvZDs_bNew gimmick for USDC season 3: A bunch of anti-self defense champions like the psycho rangers or some shit who are all kudo practitioners to fill in for the lack of bogan thugs for scenarios.

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Anon05/16/25, 18:49No.230625

The idea of an Australian knowing anything about self defense is still hilarious to me

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Anon06/09/25, 00:23No.233248

They've been filming Season 3, and the only info I've heard is that kickboxer Gabriel Varga is losing in points to Sensei Seth.

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Anon07/06/25, 02:10No.236945

Season 3 is done filming and everyone that participated is putting up videos of them training with the Kudo guys.

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Anon09/07/25, 00:56No.242014

Release date for those not keeping up: Novembe 2nd. A few gopniks in Lithuania can see it early but I doubt anyone going in person will be posting about it here.

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Anon09/07/25, 02:45No.242020

The series is silly because if you're actually a self defense minded person you're carrying

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Anon11/02/25, 16:58No.246833

It begins, folks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx6j9_RU2sA

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Anon11/09/25, 14:52No.247643

New episode. Challenge: Home invasion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2HvexwioeA

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Anon11/16/25, 18:07No.248037

I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion, but can I just state that I find the "Master Ken" segments in season 3 boring as all hell. It's funny if you've never seen it before, but if you've seen one of his skits, you've seen them all.

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Anon11/23/25, 12:50No.248386

New USDC. They bring a little bit of Australia to Lithuania. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe-t8EbqeNo

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Anon11/23/25, 23:23No.248450

I see that Shane had to drop out due to an injury, and his score of 16 was finalized. At the rate Gabriel Varga is going, it's likely that Shane won't end up in last place even if he misses the next 4 challenges. Also the judges are super biased; Natan does not deserve the highest score after failing the first couple of challenges. They just wanted him up there because he's one of the most popular dudes in the competition.

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Anon11/27/25, 05:07No.248908

I have to say, nightclub episode was the worst one yet by FAR, completely supid and contrived.And yet it was the one they were hyping up all season so far. I sincerely hope that that was nowhere near the best we got.

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Anon03/18/26, 15:10No.257817

Cross-board replying means omega baited.

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Anon03/19/26, 01:10No.257853

https://vocaroo.com/15G1PW4D9OIC

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Anon03/20/26, 15:08No.257913

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Anon03/20/26, 15:24No.257914

Oh this thread is still up? Seth should have won season 3. (((THEY))) rigged the game.

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Anon06/08/26, 01:49No.263328

They're making Season 4 right now. >Sambo >Taekwondo >Longsword >Bodybuilder >Bodyguard >Untrained Guy >Mystery Man It looks like Sambo guy and Bodyguard guy are the best of the contestants, but I wouldn't be surprised if the mystery guy is a student of whoever is hosting the show and "miraculously" pulls out a win.

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