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Anonymous09/21/23, 16:05No.167995/ezg/ Eternal Zorbing General
A place to discuss zorbing and zorbing accessories. A misunderstood but globular extreme sport. Limp Bizkit once wrote a song about this
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Anon09/21/23, 16:05No.167996
>What to expect
There are lots of different ways to get stuck into zorbing. It usually involves an adventure inside an inflatable ball, but you could end up rolling down a hill, travelling across water, or even playing football. You may find that different activities suit people of different ages – chat to whoever will run to session to see what they’d recommend for your group.>What you’ll learn
Most people probably won’t have tried zorbing before, so it’ll give people a chance to take a deep breath and try something new. They’ll have to dig deep and support each other to find their brave and give it a go.>Fun facts
The greatest distance travelled by a zorb ball in a single roll is 570 metres. The record’s held by Steve Camp from South Africa, though his magnificent journey happened in New Zealand in November 2006. How far did you travel?>Handy hints
-Dress for the occasion. Check with the centre to see if they have any rules about what you should (or shouldn’t) wear, and pass the information on to everyone else.
-Grab some extra hair bobbles. People with long hair will probably need to tie it back. Take a few extra hair ties, just in case anyone forgets.
-Have something else planned. If you’ll have to take it in turns, prepare another activity to keep everyone entertained when it isn’t their turn in a zorb.
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Anon09/23/23, 13:37No.168300
I'M ZORBIN'
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Anon09/24/23, 00:10No.168361
I'M JUST A ZORBY BOY
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Anon09/25/23, 12:39No.168802
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Anon10/01/23, 01:52No.169943
If you're not zorbing off a cliff to your death what is even the point?
https://youtu.be/Qw5bDGm7tYo?si=hzGupYNM-5k9iJd3
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Anon10/06/23, 21:09No.170902
>the last thread was deleted
is there no justice in this world?
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Anon10/29/23, 12:48No.173796
With a zorb, you can go anywhere you like
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Anon11/10/23, 17:41No.175410
How much does it cost to get into zorbing?
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Anon11/22/23, 22:52No.176664
Is zorbing safe for dogs?
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Anon12/06/23, 04:21No.178336
where my zorb niggers at?
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Anon12/24/23, 13:30No.180796
kwab
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Anon12/24/23, 14:56No.180800
Do people actually do this shit on this board or is it just a meme?
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Anon01/29/24, 12:48No.184606
I know they don't like scooters at skateparks, but how do they feel about zorbers? Will they bully me?
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Anon02/09/24, 08:53No.186202
My bitch wife won't let me get a SportZorb, says the base model is plenty enough
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Anon02/18/24, 12:13No.187453
>Limp Bizkit once wrote a song about this
wat
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Anon02/18/24, 17:04No.187471
judge dredd predicted zorbing
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Anon02/23/24, 17:27No.188017
zorbcore
https://youtu.be/Kh80jJNgRrY
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Anon03/17/24, 15:24No.190843
I heard zorbing is going to be at the Paris olympics
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Anon04/16/24, 10:16No.194368
Feels so crazy that they're actually bringing back zorbing at the Olympics, it's been so long. Did anybody honestly think they'd do it?
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Anon05/02/24, 05:19No.196164
zorb bump
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Anon05/10/24, 01:29No.197105
zorbGODS how we livin?
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Anon06/09/24, 12:08No.200722
It's raining... but it's not like it matters when I'm wildin inside a zorb, fully protected from the elements. How can skateboarders even compete?
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Anon08/02/24, 18:36No.206135
I'd like the concept of zorbing better if it was more like super monkey ball. When are they gonna make monkey ball zorbing? Maybe then it actually would be an extreme sport.https://youtube.com/watch?v=REzwg6jfgIs
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Anon12/24/24, 17:56No.218250
Santa Claus zorbs
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Anon03/19/25, 14:33No.226129
It's Zorbing Time!
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Anon05/21/25, 10:09No.230848
KEEP ZORBIN ZORBIN ZORBIN ZORBIN (WHAT?)
KEEP ZORBIN ZORBIN ZORBIN (C'MON)
NOW I KNOW YOU BE LOVIN THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
Z-O-R-B CLIMB IN HAVE NO FEAR
PEOPLE IN THE ORB KEEP YOUR HANDS TO THE SKY
CAUSE IF YOU FALL OUT, THEN YOU WILL DIE
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Anon08/01/25, 00:54No.239238
>put heart and soul in to zorb training
>sell car to upgrade to a pro level zorb
>compete in international zorb comps against the three other guys
>olympics show interest
>now is my time to shine!
>ioc pass on it
>two of the three other guys drop out of the sport
>it's just me and the zorb national champion of Finland
One day
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Anon09/09/25, 02:18No.242187
Essential documentary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUSsrYi60dY
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Anon10/08/25, 04:56No.244441
>first time on /xs/
>it's all martial arts
>it's just martial arts
>and zorbing
>every post is zorb puns
what the fuck is going on here
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Anon10/10/25, 20:40No.244622
https://youtu.be/mI7vz9Bd664?si=QrhRh2A0uJDivVOpIf jackie chan can zorb so can you.
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Anon10/11/25, 20:24No.244685
Painting tallies on the side of my zorb like a ww1 fighter pilot each time I knock over a jogger at my local park while zorbing.