every time i masturbate im spiritually having sex

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Anon09/20/26, 09:35No.42985594

No, you're just masturbating to cartoon pictures. Alone. Always.

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Anon09/20/26, 17:41No.42986737

TRVKE

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Anon09/20/26, 17:44No.42986747

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Anon09/21/26, 19:38No.42991415

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Anon09/22/26, 03:04No.42992904

>guy talking about jerking off to waifus >literal borborite heresy cursed thread. delete this shit please.

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Anon09/22/26, 03:12No.42992933

Why would you post your waifu on a forum and say they when you masturbate you have sex with your waifu? Are you a cuck trying to pimp out your waifu on 4chan, or are you gay trying to honeypot the astral loosh of 4channers?

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Anon09/22/26, 05:31No.42993372

Your waifu was drawn and envisioned by a middle-aged Japanese man, and that's whom you're having sex with technically speaking.

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Anon09/22/26, 09:56No.42993996

This artstyle is cute. Too bad she is a child and has a vagina

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Anon09/22/26, 21:45No.42996035

kino bread

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Anon09/22/26, 21:49No.42996049

I found you on Xitter today, doc Fisura

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Anon09/23/26, 12:20No.42998229

okay?

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Anon09/23/26, 13:00No.42998324

To make you seethe? :o Also, gratitude has previously been expressed for bumping ITT (). Ask, and you shall be given.

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Anon09/24/26, 08:56No.43001866

bump

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Anon09/24/26, 17:18No.43002974

sex with this thing

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Anon09/25/26, 02:57No.43004812

bvmp

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Anon09/25/26, 14:28No.43005985

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Anon09/25/26, 14:31No.43005997

>Every time I masturbate I'm spiritually having sex with my waifu >looks at pic Oh hey, this post perfectly sums it up:

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Anon09/25/26, 14:36No.43006005

Well you see, that's the thing. In Omegapoint cultures of the future, there are virtually no women that look like pic in The only people that look like that are all MALE - the cherubs. So you can imagine from their perspective, right - putting a pair of tits on that is like taking a super machismo dude and putting tits ON HIM. The same level of absurdity applies.see pic related for assistance with visualizing xD

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Anon09/25/26, 14:39No.43006010

You can go even one further and say that - every dude that's into lolicon and fapping to that - that dude is essentially masturbating to a far, FAAAAR off distant iteration of themselves in the future (if they play their cards right) - with a "pussy".They are literally in every way possible just fucking themselves xD

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Anon09/25/26, 14:41No.43006013

Ugh. Now I feel sick after googling "muscular man with huge tits". Feel like I need to scrub my browser history and MYSELF xD

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Anon09/25/26, 14:48No.43006024

I mean, yeah, you could choose to see it as some effed up version of that male falling in love with a future version of themselves, and through this "process" they will learn to be okay with becoming that form themselves - HETEROSEXUALLY.... But I don't think that's what's happening here, guys, but.... well... I shouldn't say anymore xD

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Anon09/25/26, 21:39No.43007241

why anime girls look's like alien? rly makes u think

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Anon09/25/26, 21:53No.43007282

can you get her pregnant? can she give birth to your children?get real

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Anon09/25/26, 23:41No.43007639

are you sure it isn't spiders?

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Anon09/26/26, 00:25No.43007822

Not true. Based on the residue in your auric field you've been having relations with illusion demons, specifically a form of Incubus who use Japanese media complexes as an energetic gateway directly out of the Japanese Underworld to parasitize off of otaku.Your vibration is far too low to interact with a feminine entity who holistically emerges from silver-ratio geometry and the crucible of collective unconscious strife projected through human melodrama even on a telepathic level, much less an astral interfacing level.Though you do seem to be popular with the deceased Japanese soldiers turned Incubi who are catfishing you.It's important to note Japan is at war with the entire world in the subtle realm, and has the most concentrated dark miasma of any Underworld currently related to Earth Prime.

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Anon09/26/26, 12:05No.43009552

The Devil also is from God.

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Anon09/27/26, 03:30No.43011393

Every time? Some times is one thing, but EVERY time?

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Anon09/27/26, 22:24No.43014302

fake and gay

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Anon09/28/26, 18:39No.43017379

sex forever this world is sex

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Anon09/28/26, 21:12No.43017878

how do you even feel horny what is it like?

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Anon09/28/26, 22:11No.43018045

fun thread lol

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Anon09/30/26, 00:41No.43022666

This is Gnosticism.

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Anon10/01/26, 21:57No.43031305

HEIL YAHWEH!

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Anon10/02/26, 14:17No.43033646

based waifu enjoyer

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Anon10/04/26, 02:40No.43040485

keep it up lad

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Anon10/04/26, 23:40No.43043352

>

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Anon10/05/26, 16:32No.43045718

Why does this board have the worst taste in waifus?

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Anon10/06/26, 08:26No.43047929

bump

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Anon10/06/26, 21:31No.43049908

cute

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Anon10/07/26, 06:51No.43051422

this only works with semen retention

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Anon10/07/26, 15:05No.43052254

Waifus aren't real. The relationship between you and this fictional thing is purely imaginary. In reality, you're still a pathetic, lonely waste of oxygen that will never love or be loved. You're obsessed with a thing that countless people have drawn porn for and countless more masturbate to.

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Anon10/07/26, 15:10No.43052273

Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

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Anon10/08/26, 04:27No.43054690

You know how good it feels to know your waifu is completely dependent on you? Yeah, that's why mine are all addicted to heroin.

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Anon10/09/26, 00:53No.43057957

Has no-one thought to fact-check OP’s claims? >Romans 14:14, 22 > I know, and am persuaded by the Lord Jesus, that there is nothing unclean of itself: but to him that esteemeth any thing to be unclean, to him it is unclean. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans%2014&version=KJV >Titus 1:15 > Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled. >Col 2:16-17 > Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath days: >Which are a shadow of things to come; but the body is of Christ. >James? 1-17 >Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning. Seems pretty vague to me. None of these make any direct reference to sexuality.

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Anon10/09/26, 01:27No.43058055

>it's this fucking guy NIGGA go back to fucking xitter bro what the fuck are you doing in /x/ :broken_heart: :broken_heart:

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Anon10/09/26, 16:36No.43060140

bih look like she finna drop mad queef

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Anon10/09/26, 19:16No.43060736

this is true I do the same with my husbando

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Anon10/11/26, 08:18No.43067032

how many waifus can one man have?

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Anon10/12/26, 00:53No.43069989

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

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Anon10/12/26, 16:19No.43071963

Wow. Just wow.

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Anon10/12/26, 23:07No.43073472

Muslim hareem of 72 virgin anime waifus: >"And We will pair them to maidens with gorgeous, large eyes." — Surah Ad-Dukhan (44:54)>"And [for them are] fair women with large, beautiful eyes, like protected pearls." — Surah Al-Waqi'ah (56:22–23)>"And with them are those of modest gaze, with lovely eyes, as if they were hidden eggs." — Surah As-Saffat (37:48–49)>"Indeed, We have produced them in a new creation, and made them virgins, devoted [to their companions] and of equal age." — Surah Al-Waqi'ah (56:35–37)>"And full-breasted companions of equal age." — Surah An-Naba (78:33) (Equal age means eternally young)Big eyes, big breasts, shy and eternally loyal, vampire aging. Ever wonder why muslims love to isekai themselves?

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Anon10/14/26, 06:08No.43078793

There are actually permavirgins who think cute girl waifuslop has ever been relevant and think this kind of stuff was ever “the face of anime” rather than something completely obscure compared to big budget, popular things like Pokémon or Dragon Ball or even mid-tier shit like Death Note. Just imagine, being a colossal loser permavirgin whose only interest in muh anime is cute girl waifuslop copium, consuming this poorly written crap day after day until they completely forget anything else even exists. Oh what pathetic loser does one have to be to sink that low.

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Anon10/14/26, 16:07No.43080341

>today I had an unironic dream about having a gf >felt emptiness in my chest after I woke up Now I understand what waifufags must feel

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Anon10/15/26, 05:34No.43083062

save her

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Anon10/15/26, 19:36No.43085378

bump

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Anon10/16/26, 05:32No.43087926

bvmo

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Anon10/16/26, 16:29No.43089292

you HAVE made a tulpa, right anon?

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Anon10/17/26, 07:49No.43092488

toe hoe

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Anon10/17/26, 17:08No.43093563

I Wish She Had A Penis

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Anon10/18/26, 16:14No.43098117

bvmp

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Anon10/19/26, 01:45No.43100647

waifushitters are one hell of an audience really, they're easy to please and will shill your thing for free, for ever

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Anon10/19/26, 05:59No.43101621

It took me too many years to learn that the religious rules people make up is not the same as what the Bible says. Nothing is unclean of itself

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Anon10/19/26, 16:48No.43103128

Reminder Aya is the worse touhou! Anyone who waifus her is an immense fag!

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Anon10/20/26, 03:06No.43105736

Don't deceive yourself with Paul's letters 2 Pet. 3:15-16 Paul is the one condemning lewdness constantly, saying they will not inherit the kingdom Rom 13:13, 2 Cor 12:21, Gal 5:19, Eph 4:19

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Anon10/20/26, 07:31No.43106550

so true bestie!

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Anon10/20/26, 18:26No.43108169

Trvth tsar bomba

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Anon10/21/26, 01:20No.43110118

I've been goonmaxxing for the past 5 years, masturbating at least 3-6 hours a day, usually edging and gooning nonstop. Anyone else? I think my neck and shoulders are so fucked up I'm gonna have to end my gooning career or at least a temporary hiatus. I can prostatemaxx and start putting things up my ass while I watch porn in order to save my arm strength, but then I start to bleed from my anus and shit gets everywhere. Either way, my knees are pretty fucked too. I dont think that we were meant to masturbate for hours on end without stopping.

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Anon10/22/26, 07:28No.43111937

Great post to get frozen at the top.

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Anon10/22/26, 23:04No.43114763

>touhou >waifu lmao who plays that shit besides /jp/ long ago (they no longer play it, they moved on to irl J-Idol groups, basically jpop) they grew the fuck up from that nonsense to other less childish but still retarded nonsense.Touhou was never good

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Anon10/23/26, 10:02No.43116659

waifumaxxing and religionmaxxing are the greatest copes of all time, the only downsides are how mentally exhausting they are to keep it up

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Anon10/23/26, 19:31No.43118077

havent coomed in 12 days. look at goonkino every day tho.

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Anon10/24/26, 17:13No.43121969

You've been caught in the succubus trap as well. You've foolishly fallen for her lies and have feelings for her now. She will fuck you then move on to the next man. She's had tons of dicks up her cunt and she's dead inside. That's a succubus. She's not a sensitive and shy girl waiting to blossom. She's a super slut that will take advantage of everyone because she has no respect for men anymore (due to how much she's fucked them).I'd tell you not to get involved any more with her, but you'll do it anyway, and it'll be better for you if you made these mistakes and learn from them because clearly this is your first time with a succubus.Oh well. Just remember that time heals all wounds. See you in 5 years when you're normal again.

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Anon10/25/26, 03:21No.43124277

The End Is Nigh!

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Anon10/25/26, 10:52No.43125435

discord gg /XzMEAdTJZ

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