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Anonymous09/06/26, 01:34No.42921789Cancer Cures
ATTENTION: telepathic cancer cures
your ACanon free healer with 100% LookupTable capability!
I have obtained the ability to cure disease telepathically. You need only post here and ask: by merely entering my sphere of influence I can find you and operate.
Preference for Cancer, single-point organ failure (eg diabetes) and lady-ailments such as endometriosis, however it appears ALL diseases are visible even if their theoretical basis isn't understood yet. Psychiatric ailments are CURABLE and schizo-demons can be REMOVED. If you challenge me to "guess my disease" your results will suck. DON'T GIVE ME YOUR NAME, LookupTable DOESN'T NEED IT
Tentatively attempting HIV cures but pending results that the viral load drops.
I will attempt to post this every night and you are implored to return with updates.
[email protected]
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Anon09/06/26, 01:36No.42921802
PLEASE NO GENERIC EMAILS
please put something descriptive in the subject lineThis is stressful to navigate and I am in an altered brainstate when I work
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Anon09/06/26, 19:33No.42924696
Still here! Unfortunately had a long day at work.
I wish I could hear back from CHRONIC HEADACHE guy and SWEAT guy. I have felt work movements for the two of you substantially.
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Anon09/06/26, 20:22No.42924897
Hey there. There's something going on under my left armpit. I can't feel anything by touching but I feel something "there" from time to time like if I'm holding an invisible folder in there.The feeling got worse in the last year or so, I'm gonna get it checked next week but, I would appreciate if you could take a look ACanon.
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Anon09/07/26, 16:28No.42928299
Very I take the bait.Today I had an unusual pain in my lower abdomen, it makes me think of my intestines.
The feeling of unease is still present, the pain is slowly subsidingShow me your true potential.
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Anon09/07/26, 17:06No.42928435
hello, I don't know what's wrong with my left eye, even the doctor could make a diagnosis, but I can't see clearly even with the correct prescription glasses. could you look into it? thanks
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Anon09/07/26, 22:16No.42929488
Sure, everyone gets a free booster, please understand I'm doing more substantive work though. Are you Finnish? Take a sip of limejuice each night. An absurd small sip.
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Anon09/07/26, 23:54No.42929846
If you're an IBS sufferer, I'll probably get the shits vicariously on your behalf and have to deal with it.
Hmm, is someone an angsty Lithuanian instead?
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Anon09/08/26, 01:21No.42930123
Hi, Depressanon here. I have returned.
Still passively hoping for death everyday of my life.
Could use a little hope if you have any of that lying around.
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Anon09/08/26, 03:46No.42930619
who allowed you to heal these people btw? should you not like get in touch with their higher selves first and ask for permission from them?
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Anon09/08/26, 23:26No.42934459
I know this is a larp but am desperate so here goes nothing i suppose.
Dad's got multiple myeloma, a terminal blood cancer, uncurable in overwhelming majority.
The medications aee starting to plateu, and they're getting more and more expensive and hard to acquire.
Would pray for you if you managed to do something about it mr.healer
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Anon09/09/26, 01:31No.42934985
I don't have anything to lose by tossing my hat in here.I have stage 4 colorectal and have been doing chemo this entire year.I'm mostly curious as to what caused it. I wonder if it was an occupational thing or a spiritual malady.I can give more details ifrequested, but for now I'm curious what your impression is.
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Anon09/09/26, 03:02No.42935410
Popping in again to say OP is legit. He detected my totally random ethnic background instantly. Crazy shit
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Anon09/09/26, 03:39No.42935522
Got a tummy ache, probably an ulcer but haven't gotten an appointment yet with the doctors. Pain constantly and then nauseous after eating
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Anon09/09/26, 05:40No.42935895
OH FUCK IS THIS REAL?
Is wisdom tooth ailment caused by...
... a mother who was impregnated soon after discontinuing birth control?
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Anon09/09/26, 06:12No.42935972
Can you cure baldness? If so please regrow my hair.
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Anon09/09/26, 09:03No.42936384
chlorine dioxide
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Anon09/09/26, 12:10No.42936683
I'm willing to give anything an honest try. I've had friends and loved ones who are strict Catholics tell me that they will pray for me, and heard the same from my new-age esotericist aunt. To me, it's all an expression of love and I'm grateful to receive this energy in any form. So I'm going to ask you for the same, OP, because you offered.This sadpost, which I screenshoted, was posted to a thread on /fit/ about two weeks ago by me. I've posted it here since it contains the details about my disease. Since then, my medical procedures have gone pretty okay, but the doctors still seem to lack confidence in me ever being cured. It seems like they plan to keep me on chemotherapy indefinitely until either
A. The cancer develops a resistance to chemo and I die
B. Maybe a miracle occurs, in the form of some trial drug, immunotherapy, etc that actually can cure me
In either case, you can see that I was dripping with grief to know that they don't expect me to get better anymore. I've stabilized emotionally since then but will admit that my composure is still frequently cracking these days.
Thank you OP. Please tell me if there's anything else which I can provide.
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Anon09/10/26, 04:03No.42940185
Some wrong with my digestive system- I’m chronically constipated and can’t seem to digest anything I eat and everything I eat makes me sick. I went to the doctor and they gave me some prescription medicine for it which I’ve taken every day for a month but I don’t think it does anything and my condition hasn’t improved. This is a pretty unusual thing for me to reach out for help in this way, but if you really have the ability to help I would greatly appreciate it. I know some people have extraordinary gifts.
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Anon09/10/26, 08:27No.42941186
Hello anon, I was diagnosed with hodgkins lymphoma over 10 years ago and have dealt with many treatments and radiation, etc. I still undergo regular immunotherapy treatments but I'm not sure how long that will be effective. It seems to be working ok for the time being.The disease has caused much depression, stress and disruption in my life and constantly weighs on my mind and soul. I've had some dull pain that comes and goes in my left side back for the past couple weeks, not sure if that's the cancer or not.I would greatly love to be cured from this disease once and for all. I appreciate any help you could provide. Also, incidentally for my own curiosity I would like to know what causes this ailment to occur since medical science seems to have no answer.I also did a pet scan today and would love for the results to be good.
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Anon09/10/26, 23:45No.42944190
Can you clear my gut from the bad microbes?
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Anon09/10/26, 23:51No.42944222
Hi, multiple sclerosis guy here, posted in your thread a while ago, still sick not much change
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Anon09/11/26, 01:57No.42944671
Got some heinous ulcerative colitis, internal bleeding, the whole deal.Show me what you got
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Anon09/11/26, 03:22No.42945030
pls check my email. i am aneurysm/abdominal issue. i might not have an aneurysm.
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Anon09/11/26, 04:59No.42945400
Would myopia (near sightedness) be considered a disease? Is it something that can be cured or fixed without surgery?
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Anon09/11/26, 05:25No.42945486
I need to be cured from my gooning habit. I want to stop but I just want to goooooooooooon help me healer anon.