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Anonymous04/20/26, 01:54No.42271650Greentext Thread
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Anon04/20/26, 01:56No.42271660
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Anon04/20/26, 09:39No.42273041
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Anon04/20/26, 12:55No.42273595
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Anon04/20/26, 12:57No.42273600
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Anon04/20/26, 15:48No.42274147
Nice to see some different ones and not the same ones being posted over and over again.
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Anon04/20/26, 23:48No.42276204
If I can even fuckin post this, dumb captchas
Idfk how to green text, long time lurker, but since this thread type is why I love /x/ figured I'd add my own.I was probably around 11 or 12 and went on a school trip to Olympic National Park in Washington.
Couple of days go by, nothing crazy, hikes into the woods, kayaking on Crescent Lake, staying in cabins nearby.
We were all from the city and mist didnt really care about nature, but I'm a nature nut so I always took part in the optional activities.
One night, I think the second to last, the optional activity was to do a night hike.
It was one counselor in front, me and maybe 9 other kids.
This was just a simple little walk into the forest along some of the "trails" around the cabins and visitor center.
We were all given headlamps, then as the hike went on the counselor had us turn them off slowly so our eyes could acclimate to the dark.
The night was beautiful and the stars really shine out there so we had enough ambient light that walking on the path was no issue.
On the hike I dropped back, I loved being alone in nature in the dark and was tired of hearing the clomping of the other kids and them talking.
I was just slowly meandering along the path since it was a loop and I wasnt worried and I was just at such a sense of peace and reverence for the stars and trees.
While looking around my eyes came across something that caught my attention.
These two, deeply, painfully, red orbs maybe 20, maybe 50, maybe 100 feet away.
I mean this red was like nothing I've ever seen and I hope to never see again. Hell man I'm tearing up remembering it.
This red was like if you took a ruby and darkened it to the point it was nearly purple and black, and yet, it emanated light.
Kinda like the pic I attached, a deep bloody red.
Truly, I cannot emphasize how much these red "eyes" painfully bore deep into and through me.Pt1 I guess
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Anon04/21/26, 14:25No.42279252
This one is a bit long, but it's a classic
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Anon04/21/26, 14:32No.42279298
Another classic
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Anon04/21/26, 16:03No.42279723
i'll post some of my favorites
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Anon04/21/26, 16:45No.42279904
General question, why are skinwalkers in these greentexts, if they are wizards/shamans, such autistic fucks? Does arcane stuff lowers your IQ? At least demons and djinns know how to navigate society. The real skinwalkers were top tier sorcerers, wtf
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Anon04/21/26, 19:36No.42280450
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Anon04/21/26, 19:39No.42280460
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Anon04/21/26, 19:40No.42280465
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Anon04/21/26, 19:41No.42280469
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Anon04/21/26, 19:42No.42280473
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Anon04/21/26, 19:43No.42280480
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Anon04/21/26, 19:44No.42280487
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Anon04/21/26, 20:11No.42280610
No ghosts or ayys>Go on a date with someone
>Fairly quiet little pub
>This isn't my area, it's hers, so I don't know it
>I just know everything seems to be old as fuck with steep as fuck narrow cobbled streets
>Have a drink and then decide we'll try somewhere else
>Go outside and right behind the pub a car has crashed into a traffic pole, ironically I think it warns about how steep the bank is
>There's police there, a fire engine getting out the jaws of life, pole is bent to about 60 degrees, and a group of people watching
>Naturally I'm rubbernecking and she shows little interest and just keeps dragging me along
>Next place we go to is top of steep bank and you can see the activity from the doorway
>Again - I'm rubbernecking
>Maybe 10 minutes in I decide to go for a smoke at the door
>No activity of any kind
>No group of people, no emergency vehicles, no damaged car, nothing to show anything of note had ever happened
>Stay at the pub for the next few hours
>I'm not really a big drinker and I never get drunk when I'm miles from home in a place I don't know
>But because I'm mostly sober I'm thinking more about the event than her
>Which brings up other questions like how didn't I hear the crash, see blue lights, when we were near a window and there was no music on? Why didn't anyone outside or inside who maybe heard it react?
>When we leave I insist on walking back down the same street
>Maybe they just act fast around here and did manage to free whoever was inside and move the car within 10-15 minutes
>But there's no debris of anything not even the smallest piece of plastic or metal
>The only thing that proves it is the sign being so bent over
>Check it out
>No paint on the pole from the car, but it does have a big hole in the bend where it's rusted away like it's been exposed for a while
>Next day I ask her about it and she says she had no idea what I was talking about
>She thought I was just acting retarded for the sake of acting retarded to get a laugh out of her
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Anon04/22/26, 00:26No.42281680
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Anon04/22/26, 00:55No.42281832
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Anon04/22/26, 04:45No.42282666
The normal dude-bro 2007 college stoner frat boy style that most greentexts are written in has always perplexed me. If the point of these is to be creepy, why write them like they're supposed to be a comedy from fifteen years ago staring Seth Rogan?
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Anon04/22/26, 07:34No.42283130
fresh one for ya>dad's childhood house in NH was built in the 1700s
>haunted as fuck but in a nice way
>come downstairs in the morning, chairs moved around, dishes on the table
>aunt is carrying baby cousin in a laundry basket up the stairs
>loses her balance and falls backwards
>feels two hands grab her and lift her upright
>they were the only ones in the housebest one
>be dad, getting home late after air force training
>drop bag in old bedroom, collapse on bed and fall asleep
>his dog jumps up and does the dog spin thing before lying down at his feet
>3am
>dad wakes up in a cold sweat
>dog has been dead for 10 years
>dad puts his hand to the foot of the bed where his dog laid down
>spot was warm
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Anon04/22/26, 10:44No.42283681
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Anon04/22/26, 22:47No.42286502
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Anon04/23/26, 02:25No.42287542
This one is a favorite of mine
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Anon04/23/26, 02:26No.42287546
This is probably my second favorite greentext
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Anon04/23/26, 22:36No.42291450
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Anon04/24/26, 00:34No.42291786
Here's mine, kinda short but w/e
>Be me around 8 years old
>Just settling in for beddy byes with mom
>Normal night like any other, spideyman pillow waiting patiently for me upstairs
>Run up the stairs before her and into bedroom
>She needs to use the bathroom first and change into her pjs, as she's still wearing jeans with a pink wool sweater
>I have my cool futon bed with a bunk bed above it, the ladder that you use to get on the bunk goes down next to my head where I sleep, and I habitually look through the gaps in the ladder like a picture frame
>Through the ladder I can see straight out of my door onto the landing, I hear the stairs creaking as my mom finally comes up
>She passes by my room and goes into the bathroom like she said she was going to
>Here's where it gets strange
>I'm laying there looking out to the landing waiting for my mother to return
>When my eyes are drawn to sudden movement
>Her pink sweater, and nothing else, "walks" across the landing, passing my door toward the bathroom
>Makes no noise whatsoever, complete silence
>Like an invisible person is wearing it, with space for the body and everything, just the floating in the air
>It's arm movements are exaggerated, swinging high and uncannily, robotic
>Glides across my vision in maybe 1.5 - 2 seconds total
>For some reason I'm not freaking the fuck out, when my mom comes back I just tell her what happened calmly
>Can't even remember the rest of the night
All these years later she still remembers me telling her about it, it's one of the few experiences that gives me genuine chills every time I think about it and I really hope I never see anything out of the blue like that again
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Anon04/24/26, 15:27No.42294288
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Anon04/25/26, 00:50No.42296417
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Anon04/25/26, 15:33No.42299059
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Anon04/25/26, 18:08No.42299549
>somewhere around 2010
>been using couchsurfing with my gf while bicycling all over europe, this was before it turned to shit and we were care free living our best life
>host in Poznan, Poland was a slightly overweight and balding polack. He was balding but kinda our age, 23 - 25 maybe?
>a perfect circle posters and stuff all over his apartment, we slept on a large old couch in the living room
>he had been showing us around town during the day. Hospitable guy with slightly annoying sense of humor, seemed like a loner
>night time, was having slow and quiet sex with gf under the blanket on the couch
>all of a sudden he slams open the door wearing an ornate cross necklace with like rubies and stuff on it, hes in his underwear and a t-shirt, visible boner
>he starts speaking Polish (pretty sure it was polish) and as soon as I heard his voice i had the worst sinking feeling ive ever had in my life
>i remember when I was 12 and my dad told me that grandma died, that kind of feeling but it hit me physically and I couldnt move
>dick still inside gf, we look like we are spooning under the blanket on the couch
>the host keeps talking nonstop in Polish and walks up to us, takes his dick out
>polish rambling crescendos as he starts pumping his dick and cums pretty much immediately over my gfs face and mine. Sorry this is a gross story
>my feeling of despair multiplied by 100
> at the same time I can feel my gf start gyrating her hips on me. Pretty sure she orgasmed right then but I couldnt see her face or move
> I remember the hosts eyes and that ornate cross, it looked orthodox I think
>host stops speaking and goes back into his bedroom
> I still feel like something horrible will happen if I even try to move
>start feeling extremely drowsy, gf still gyrating her hips on me (not really the "fucking" movement, more like her pussy was moving on her own)
>last thing I remember before falling asleep is the stench and itching of the hosts cum everywhere
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Anon04/25/26, 18:21No.42299615
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Anon04/26/26, 14:31No.42304003
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Anon04/27/26, 04:19No.42307935
Contribooting one of my favorites. Also here's my own OC that just happened a few days ago:>be me
>be visiting uncle's house
>uncle now a widower since my aunt died
>stay the week with my cool uncle and be bachelor bros
>chilling one night in my aunt's old room
>just laying back on the bed she had died in
>door to the room is open
>out of nowhere the door slams shut on its own like super hard
>no wind or air could have moved the door like that
>i get up to open the door
>feel myself getting pulled backwards to the floor
>not hands or anything just a force like gravity increased by 10x
>have to fight to stand but legs feel like jelly
>grab the door handle
>door will not open easily like something is holding it closed
>i have very little strength but manage to open the door
>tell my uncle what just happened
>"yeah she's mad at me again today anon be careful in there"
>pack my shit and head back home
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Anon04/28/26, 00:41No.42311781
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Anon04/28/26, 08:31No.42313267
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Anon04/28/26, 22:40No.42316106
>Be me innawoods
>hear noise like crescendo of farts
>it's coming from the treeline
>unholster my .22 midget & dicktip revolver
>fire 15 shots into the trees
>suddenly a blood curdling scream and sasquatch bum rushes me
>fuckin kills me
>make it back home just in time
>Fully erect from adrenaline as I type this
>worked up an appetite, my favourite pizza place isn't open at this time so I had to order from some shady place I've never seen before
Hope everything goes ok
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Anon04/29/26, 13:43No.42318587
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Anon04/29/26, 13:45No.42318592
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Anon04/29/26, 17:31No.42319217
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Anon04/29/26, 21:05No.42319970
Newfoundland Anon here reposting the stories from the other thread>Also be me
>2019ish
>Driving around with this girl
>About 20 minutes out of town
>Late at night, somewhere around 11 - 11:30pm
>Driving up the highway
>See random dude just crab posing on the side of the highway
>No other person or any vehicles nearby
>Wtf
>Why are there always people just lingering and doing unhinged shit in the middle of nowhere
That's pretty much it for the random weirdos on the highwayThere's also the story where me and my ex got chased from the woods while camping by something that I have no idea what it was
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Anon04/30/26, 09:10No.42322420
bump
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Anon04/30/26, 15:43No.42323684
>In a crumbling small town, three amateur Satanists—Mara, Leon, and Jude—found a thread on a hidden dark web forum titled:Musica Satanam Invocans.In it was a free download link for a file containing three music albums.The thread came with the warning:
“Per auditum, transibit. Quod auditur, evocabitur.”
(Through hearing, it shall pass. What is heard, shall be summoned.)Curious and reckless, they downloaded it and gathered in an abandoned church basement, candles lit, sigils drawn. They hit play.As the music played, the air grew hotter. Mara’s nose bled. Shadows seemed to crawl. The walls sweated. Leon threw up black bile. Jude heard a creepy voice spoking his childhood sins aloud. Thoughts echoed. Regrets screamed. Another strange voice said each of their names, slowly… knowingly.The room darkened.
And He arrived.Not a monster—just a man in a flawless black suit. Eyes like dying stars.“You listened,” he said. “That makes you mine.”The candles blew out. The screams didn’t.The next day, the church was empty. Only a charred laptop remained, its screen frozen on the message:“He listens. Do you?”
With the link blinking on the screen.
Two months later, Jude was found wandering in a nearby town. He was dazed and only remembered what happened until the moment the figure appeared. He didn't know what happened with his two friends after that. They were never found again. Jude now lives in a mental institution.
The link is still active and free.
Would you dare listen?
Download at your own risk
This is the link:
https://www.mediafire.com/file/03xf34jntulg7bi/LFC_%2526_FCao.rar/file
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Anon04/30/26, 18:23No.42324314
I remember reading one a few years back but I never saved it and I've never seen it since.
It was something like ->be anon
>visiting Korea with small group of friends
>walking back to Airbnb at night after dinner
>walking up narrow street leading up a hill
>dense greenery and some houses
>not nearly as built up as other areas
>hear someone calling from behind
>look back
>see Korean woman waving and motioning for anon to come back down the road
>she's standing with her back against a wall
>more bushes behind wall
>anon waves back (like an autist) but pretty much ignores her
>reach house
>friends start making their way inside
>more calling
>look back and see the woman still motioning for him to come back down
>waves again and heads up to the door
>right before going in, anon looks back
>next things all happen within about 1 second
>woman is still smiling but no longer waving
>her hair is suspended in midair as though an invisible hand is holding it above her
>woman suddenly gets yanked up and over the wall
>body is completely limp and slides over the wall and into the bushes like a snake
>still smiling as she goes
>this all happens so quickly that anon screams and runs inside
>once inside, tells his friends what happened and says there's a woman who needs helpCan't remember the rest exactly but it's something like, 'they all go down and look for the woman but find nothing. They call the police but they're all clearly drunk and the police just say they'll look into it. Police look around for a while then leaves. Anon doesn't know what he saw
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Anon04/30/26, 23:49No.42325541
I've always loved greentext threads on /x/, but I've been here so long, it's been nothing but repeats for years.
I'm not bitching (and I have posted many times over the years), merely lamenting. If I had anything other than old screencaps that have been posted countless times, I would/could contribute more.
I'll post what I have that hasn't been posted yet, maybe it will be some anon's first time reading them, and get that same old thrill.
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Anon05/01/26, 04:23No.42326643
>be me
>long drive through the mountains
>pull off at a random exit because I need to piss
>pull over in a small gravel lot at a trail head
>one other car parked there
>figure its a hiker as no one is in site
>take a couple steps into the tree line and drain the ol' nether rod
>turn back to my car
>theres a man standing in between my car and the other car
>"hey I'm so glad your here"
>uhh hi.
>"I'm locked out of my car and my phone has no service"
>something is incredibly off about his demeanor
>he's practically giddy at the site of me
>where the fuck did he even come from
>I ask him how I can help
>"well my window is open a crack but my hands are too big to fit in there"
>"but your hands are nice and small"
>"I just need you to reach in there and unlock the door for me"
>glance at his window it's open about 4 inches
>plenty of room for his entire arm to fit in there
>He starts smiling in anticipation of me fulfilling his request
>tell him we have the same size hands and mine won't fit
>but let me grab my phone from my car, i'll call a locksmith
>slam the door and nope the fuck out so fast
>see in my rearview he's literally running after me and screamingnot exactly /x/ tier but I truly believe i dodged a serial killer booby trap that day
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Anon05/01/26, 20:56No.42329152
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Anon05/02/26, 18:42No.42334082
Bump to save from page 10 and moar stories
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Anon05/03/26, 06:42No.42336652
Bumping the only good thread on the board. Also fuck gookmoot, having to phonepost because the new spurdo spyware blocks me on my computer.
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Anon05/04/26, 21:41No.42344650
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Anon05/04/26, 21:42No.42344657
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Anon05/04/26, 22:13No.42344780
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Anon05/05/26, 00:44No.42345349
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Anon05/05/26, 11:45No.42347168
I just want to say thank you to all the anons in these threads. I think they get made less frequently now. It sucks that now, mostly the only place you're gonna find greentexts are in the 'greentext thread', where we share archived ones. But all of those archived ones actually came from all over the boards, when people shared stories more often. IDK what changed, maybe board or internet culture is different. nevertheless I love to read those before bed, but sometimes it gets too scary. Yes I will contribute in the future, I do save a few, will start saving more. Peace anons.
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Anon05/05/26, 19:36No.42348553
Does anyone have the one about being a community worker of some sort in a black neighborhood and it mentions the harlem Renaissance at some point? I remember it was pretty good
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Anon05/05/26, 22:51No.42349299
Bump
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Anon05/07/26, 05:19No.42355851
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Anon05/07/26, 06:27No.42355982
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Anon05/07/26, 06:29No.42355988
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Anon05/07/26, 20:26No.42358533
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Anon05/08/26, 22:34No.42363915
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Anon05/09/26, 02:25No.42364922
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Anon05/09/26, 04:45No.42365542
Okay. First, a little context: this is a true story; it happened to a friend of a friend of mine. Let's call him "Paul." Also, it's not a "paranormal" story in the strictest sense of the word, but rather a "Lynchian" story, with strange things that leave you with a feeling of unease and a sense of "a glitch in reality/the Matrix" or "WTF" rather than ghosts, aliens, skinwalkers, and werewolves. Aight? here we go:
>be me, many years ago
>film student in Santiago, Chile
>hanging out at my friend "Paul's" house near campus
>surfing the weird side of the web, clicking random sketchy links
>atmosphere gets heavy, that weird "impending doom" feeling
>Paul stares at the screen and goes: "Anon, this reminds me of something that happened years ago"
>tells me the most reality-breaking story I've ever heard
>be Paul, 17 years old
>vacationing in the central coast (Isla Negra area Iirc)
>partying late with friends, 11 PM, pitch black
>public transport in rural Chile is non-existent after 10 PM
>Paul’s dad picks them up in his truck, drops everyone off
>finally, it’s just Paul and his dad driving through a dirt road in the middle of nowhere
>freezing cold coastal night, layers of jackets on
>dad hits the brakes: "Paul, look ahead"
>a woman is walking slowly in the middle of the dirt road
>dressed in full mourning attire. Black hat, black veil covering her face
>long black dress dragging through the dust and dirt
>no cars for miles, no taxis, no houses nearby
>Paul and his dad are "too nice", decide to help her
>she gets in the back seat. She looks catatonic, out of it
>says she’s going to "the hotel"
>they drive for a while, she doesn't give details, just stares into the void
>Paul checks Google Maps... there are ZERO hotels in this tiny town
>closest hotel is in the next town, 45 minutes away
Anons, do you understand what I'm trying to say?! THERE WERE NO FREAKING HOTELS IN THE AREA(1/2)
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Anon05/09/26, 05:57No.42365775
This happened to me when I was a little kid exactly how I remember it:>Be me
>Playing in the basement with my toys
>Basement is unfinished and has concrete floors and exposed wood beams with no dry wall but has some furniture
>As a kid I find it kinda creepy but it's the middle of the day so it's fine
>I remember kneeling on the couch and guiding my matchbox cars along the back of it when suddenly I blinked and it was night and the room was basically pitch black
>Somehow inexplicably I had instantly fallen asleep in the middle of playing and then woken up hours later in the blink of an eye still kneeling in the exact same position
>I immediately jumped up, completely terrified and confused
>I was in the creepiest place in the house at the worst time with no lights on and no idea where my parents are
>I leap off the couch and sprint to the stairs and just haul ass to get to my room on the second floor
>This is where things really get blurry and hard to describe
>I think what happens in reality is that I somehow fell asleep again while running up the stairs and dreamt what followed but what I actually experienced was transforming into a non human or animal of some kind and hallucinating indescribable bizarre things
>time seems to move both extremely slowly yet pass almost instantly as I blinked again and was in the upstairs hallway running to my room
>I jump into bed and hide under the covers my heart beating like crazy
>Lay there wide awake trying to make sense of what happened
>30 years later still not really sure and nothing like it ever happened againWhat really gets me as an adult is where the fuck were my parents? Did they not see me kneeling on the couch for hours? They apparently just shut all the lights off and went to bed without even checking to see what I was doing all day long. Just weird idk
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Anon05/10/26, 01:57No.42370347
Sup [Tetsubroadcast6]
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Anon05/10/26, 03:50No.42370841
Does anyone have the one where that guy who lives out in the middle of nowhere is getting harassed by a silent androgynous old Eskimo? I've only seen it two times in the past twelve years. It's very creepy.
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Anon05/10/26, 15:49No.42373184
a favorite
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Anon05/10/26, 16:05No.42373234
I've noticed that most of these are bad.
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Anon05/10/26, 20:19No.42374145
Does anyone have the one about the mythological figure in the woods in the Netherlands? The one with the student and wildlife camera's, Derk med den bear.
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Anon05/11/26, 13:23No.42377703
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Anon05/11/26, 20:45No.42379129
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Anon05/12/26, 03:21No.42380662
Sup broskis, will probably post a bunch of my collection if I remember. Been slowly amassing it over the past 6 or more years, might accidentally post some duplicates here since I just skim the files posted here but most should be fresh?
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Anon05/12/26, 13:26No.42382267
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Anon05/12/26, 18:14No.42383295
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Anon05/12/26, 22:30No.42384281
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Anon05/13/26, 22:13No.42389062
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Anon05/14/26, 04:24No.42390660
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Anon05/14/26, 07:23No.42391041
A ghost bitch slapped me awake once.
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Anon05/14/26, 22:47No.42393972
Mom used to work in a hospital that was old as dirt outside of Philly…
>be my mom in the mid 1990s
>go to work
>chat up coworkers a bit
>go about my day
>lunchtime rolls around
>coworker “Rocky” is visibly shaken
>my mom asks her what’s wrong
>“I went to my first patients room, checked their charts, said things look good, and asked if they had any questions.
>frail old female patient: “Yeah. Who is that little girl with you?”
>Rocky looks behind her
>nothing there
>”What little girl?”
>”The girl in the bonnet.”
>Rocky looks again, and still nothing there
>”There’s no little girl, but I hope you have a good rest of the day.”
>Rocky, confused, continues on to her next patient.
>Check charts, things look good, ask if they have any questions
>”Who is that little girl in the dress and bonnet with you?”
>Rocky gets uneasy, but looks around and doesn’t see her
>”There’s no little girl here with me, but things look good in your charts and you’re making great progress!”
>Walks with a bit more haste to the third patients room
>Checks charts, vitals, etc
>”Doing great, sir. Should be out of here within the week! Is there anything else I can do for you?”
>”Yes. Can you tell me what that little girls name is?”
>”What little girl?”
>”The one standing beside you wearing the bonnet.”
>Thoroughly freaked, she says there’s no girl and walks away
>ff an hour later
>Conducting scan of a patients head & neck due to suffering from a swallowing disorder
You all have seen pics of X-ray machine pics. Gray, skeletal, basically see through an entire person
>Flip the scanner on
>Solid black silhouette of the neck and head of a little girl wearing a bonnet
>stays in frame for 5-10 seconds
>slowly dissipates into nothingness, leaving only the patients normal X-ray on screen
I have the vhs around here somewhere…
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Anon05/14/26, 23:39No.42394202
does anyone have the greentext of someone in the military doing land NAV with a few others and I think he gets lost? eventually meets up with the others and as they're making their way back they get stopped by special forces in ghillis that have set out traps like claymores for something and they were "hunting". used to have it on my PC then it was just gone.
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Anon05/15/26, 15:51No.42397387
https://www.youtube.com/@t6_archives/videos
