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Anonymous11/25/25, 21:24No.41557580Need an astrology anon to help me with my chart
Listen I've been getting more and more into astrology for the past year and trying to break down my chart and wtf is wrong with me.
I have saturn square venus to an exact orb. I struggle so bad with romance and relationships.
Most of my planets are in detriment.
My mercury is in fall and retrograde and also square my weak jupiter.
Moon in capricorn so im even more fucked emotionally.
Can some one with some experience give it a look? What can i do to remediate this shit? Am i truly doomed?
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Anon11/25/25, 22:42No.41558032
>What can i do to remediate this shit?
The most effective system of astrological remediation is Vedic astrology and Hinduism in general.Typically you pick a mantra for a planet, or a deity who corresponds that planet or the house rulership or desire you have.
Chant 3 hours a day for 125 days, to total aprox 125,000 chants, and so big changes will happen.
A weekly fire homa with ghee is a good idea - it will add power to the mantra, and depending on if you want to add herbs and essential oils you will notice that energy settling in your chakras, and ripping out blockages.
You should feel purging blackness, untangling strings, shattering of shells, removing energy blockages, inflow of light - these types of feelings over the chakra the deity resides in, which is called processing your karma or samskaras.If the planet is afflicted in the natal chart, you are unlikely to see much material change, but will still have very significant psychological effects. Moon mantra can remove tremendous amounts of mental suffering and replace it with happiness. Venus mantra can remove tremendous amounts of heartbreak and hate, and replace it with love.An afflicted planet is like starting deep inside a pit, and it takes a long time to dig yourself out of the pit to get on even ground.Mars and Saturn store a lot of malefic karma, so their mantras can be quite uncomfortable to start. A mantra is rapidly purging your karma, which can be uncomfortable, especially at the start. But becomes amazing at later stages.>I struggle so bad with romance and relationships.
Yeah afflicted Venus and Moon and 5th house and 7th house makes this hard.
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Anon11/25/25, 22:53No.41558098
So the lazy way of the greeks was to say a quick prayer, maybe light a candle or something, and pray your petition to the planetary god.
Most people find this doesn't have a lot of power to it. It can work for some people but it is weak. You would get a lot more kick out of reading Psalms.
This method is such low effort it is basically "begging" for powerful spirits to change your fate - and guess what there's millions of people who complain their low effort prayers rarely take effect.A Jewish remediation would be repentance + good deeds + scripture study (for merits) + charity. This general formula works very well for long-time Christians and Jews. One problem though it that its hard to target the energy to your specific desire. Like a Christian might find their like really turns around if they read the Bible 30 minutes a day, but their strongest desire is love and they aren't sure how to fix that specific blockage. There are ways to target the scripture passages though.>Can some one with some experience give it a look?
It sounds like you have a good idea already.
A planet in its fall or detriment typically feels like a big blockage, stagnation, affliction or disappointment, or has destructive energies. You have trouble with attaining even average success in those areas.
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Anon11/25/25, 22:59No.41558133
The black magic of Picatrix, is to make astrological talismans of celestial spirits, which can alter your fate in limited ways.
The problem with this is that "magical images" are forbidden in the Torah, so the only spirits who can respond to their requests tend to be infernal spirits, which then carries a lot of baggage and negative consequences.A rule of thumb is that astrological talismans do not work well for afflicted planets, although they can work well for dignified planets. This makes a lot of sense with the idea of karma, that the astrological talisman is like burning through your karmic storehouse of merits. An afflicted planet has very low merits, and so the talisman does not work. So even demons are not allowed to make magic work for a person who does not have the karma for it. Otherwise every wanker who requests to win the lottery would have won. But on the other hand a person with a strong Jupiter in the 2nd house might find money magic easy, although after a few years he might find blowback of other opportunities drying up to compensate for the magic credit card abuse.
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Anon11/25/25, 23:05No.41558165
Vedic astrology also recomends planetary gemstones.
An auspicious gemstone will attract auspicious planetary spirits, which will act to rapidly cleanse the negative karma associated with that planet, as well as cleansing the chakra and energy body it corresponds to.
So by clever use of gemstones you can try to attract or banish planetary influences. However your still the same person you were until you cleanse the karma and samskaras that created your situation in the first place. So gemstones are not a cure-all.
A cracked gemstone can actually powerfully attracted negative planetary influences, thus having opposite of intended effects.
There's interesting stories out there of people buying a bag of cracked orange gemstones (Rahu) and their life goes to shit as they purge Rahu karma until they move them out of their house.Relocational astrology is another good strategy. It does work, and for as long as you live in the new location, your life seems to change to match the relocational chart. This can be very interesting to move for 3 years where a planetary line is strong, during a transit or time-lord period. The problem is that this method does not fix afflicted planets, it only moves them to another part of your life. And the logistics of moving thousands of kilometers away
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Anon11/26/25, 13:48No.41561958
Can i jump in as well and get my chart read by someone? Do i have predisposition for spiritual awakenings and other non-material stuff. Also, what do I need to do to stabilize my finances in the physical world. I've heard from multiple sources that I have a placement that's bad with money.
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Anon11/26/25, 21:30No.41564543
jumping in on this too am i just astrologically fucked?
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Anon11/26/25, 21:48No.41564666
It's really beneficial to get a reading from a REAL reader.
Astrology readings from people who don't have your best interest at heart or don't really know what they're talking about are the last people you want to read your chart and you'll find mostly both here.
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Anon11/27/25, 00:24No.41565649
>sagittarius mars
oh you fucking annoying stomping around nigger
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Anon11/27/25, 01:07No.41565948
Moon in Capricorn doesn't mean "fucked" necessarily. But in that context means a life directed to the other, to endure and build durable relations. Moon is also crescent so there's an urge to rise, but that rising will cost conflicts and disappointments.
If you are a man, the Lot of Marriage is in Aries, and that means your relationship will be full of confrontations and severity. The ruler Mars is in Sagitarius in the 6th, so exaustion is also possible.Your best choice is to be patient, join a relationship only if you are absolutely that woman is worth it, and when the confrontations unavoidably happen, try mitigating it by focusing on something else by the time being.
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Anon11/27/25, 01:43No.41566208
Wait a minute, if Jupiter is in my 8th doesn’t that make Jupiter tied to sex for me?
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Anon11/27/25, 15:10No.41568951
Start with sidereal.
It shows you where the planets actually stood, which will lead to the interpretations that most closely fit you.
My birth chart made absolutely no sense and didn't resonate whatsoever, until I corrected for solar procession and saw that everything was in Sagittarius instead of Capricorn.
The interpretations still fit, they're still accurate, but I needed a different sign's interpretations.
Pic related is mine.
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Anon11/27/25, 15:16No.41568969
>Am i truly doomed?
There is a science about astrological talismans. They can correct the negative influence. I also read that the place of residence affects. Sometimes moving changes the astrological picture, but I am not an astrologer yet.
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Anon11/27/25, 16:32No.41569297
You need to stop being so emotional, be grounded instead focusing on practical matters. Did you make the necessary changes when you had your Saturn return ?
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Anon11/27/25, 18:15No.41569932
whenever someone brings up magicians in an occult context i just think of an evil stage magician. i remember hearing a story about isis or something taking over an area and they banned magic and magicians and i couldn't stop laughing because i was imagining like an isis guy releasing a video manifesto going through their entire ideology and in the middle of explaining all the normal islamic fundamentalist stuff he's just like "and we will eradicate all magicians like david copperfield and penn and teller for they are haram"
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Anon11/27/25, 20:59No.41570898
You are an insufferable redditor Holy FucK
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Anon11/28/25, 10:07No.41573959
According to your chart youre going to have explosive diarrhea on December 7th
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Anon11/28/25, 17:37No.41575329
Ok, so I had a dream where women were talking about how I was raped in prison, my mum had a dream about me being gangraped in a warehouse, earlier I just had a dream where I was in prison for one year for an impulsive decision and one guy I was locked in with was a complete psychopath, another dream where my ex-gf got shot by some guy and I couldn’t save her and she was dating this guy called Arthur who was much more mature than meI don’t give a fuck about the karma I need to burn, I need to avoid this fate, give me the exact deacon to help me avoid this horrible future
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Anon11/29/25, 03:46No.41577764
Your chart looks very similar to mine. I've always been crazy as shit.
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Anon11/29/25, 20:19No.41581264
Today is my 24th birthday and I would like to have someone, an actual human, read my chart. I like to mention that I already used ChatGPT to read it and learn more about astrology since people kept ignoring me. This seems to cause a lot of seethe, especially from people who don't know how to handle AI, but it was thanks to it that I still maintained enough interest in astrology to the point I'm considering reading books and deepen my knowledge on it. This year has been really good for me thanks to my Jupiter return.
I want to know what people think of my chart.
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Anon11/29/25, 20:38No.41581388
Here's some firewood for your campfire, dude.How does moving change the appearance of the map?
The House System
The most important change during the move is related to the horoscope House system.Houses in astrology are 12 sectors of the map that show the spheres of life: career, money, family, communication, travel, etc.The house cusps (boundaries) of these houses are calculated based on the time and location of the person.When moving to another point on the planet Earth (due to the underdevelopment of humanity, which has no other planets yet), the corners of the map (the Ascendant, the Middle of the Sky) shift, and the entire grid of Houses is rebuilt.What does this mean in practice for Arnold Schwarzenegger?In Austria, the planets in his birth chart were located in certain Houses. For example, the planets responsible for career could be located in the 6th house of employment or in the 9th house of distant countries.In the USA, may USA be not hostile to Russia, after the restructuring of the map, these same career planets could move to the 10th house of fame, career and social status. His innate potential (natal chart) has found the perfect stage for realization. The energies that in Graz could have manifested themselves as stubbornness in local disputes, in Los Angeles became the engine for the conquest of Hollywood and the political Olympus.Perhaps you need the help of a paid professional astrologer who will calculate for you the option of moving to another point on Earth that will be favorable for you.
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Anon11/29/25, 21:55No.41581818
anons never tell me what my chart means :(
must be retarded or something
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Anon11/29/25, 22:01No.41581862
>My mercury is in fall
mercury falls in pisces, is exilant in sagittarius
the debilitation of the inferior planets is not that dramatic.
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Anon11/29/25, 22:03No.41581876
explain this, am i cursed, damned, or doomed
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Anon11/29/25, 22:05No.41581890
You retards, instead of asking him to curse you, you could’ve asked him to magick someone giving you head
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Anon11/30/25, 00:42No.41582854
why has something bad happened to me may 5th every year since I was 7
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Anon11/30/25, 10:58No.41585125
What does it mean to have planets in intercepted houses?
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Anon12/01/25, 02:41No.41588513
I was told on here my chart was fucked can someone elaborate? Any positives?
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Anon12/01/25, 02:52No.41588554
As a fellow Saturn Square Venus, I can confirm it is an absolutely fucked placement romantically
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Anon12/01/25, 04:04No.41588857
I can safely assume you were born late November/Early December 1993, so you're a millenial. Your entire generation was hexed from both sides (Scorpio pluto) especially by boomers.As for you:
1. Capricorn moon trades with Cancer ascendant. Depression is usually seen with Capricorn moons, or feelings of emptiness/inadequacy. Cancer in any of the three placements causes tumultuously emotional mannerisms.
2. Chiron Leo 2nd house 9th degree, Jealousy of wealth/fame is involved/implied (either you want it or others want it from you).
3. Serious romance issues (Hard square aspecting Saturn/Venus, Lilith in capricorn 7th, as well as Saturn in 7th house). Partially communication related (3rd degree) but you have the ability to overcome it since Saturn is with its own sign. Probably had a nasty break-up around 2022.
4. Stajonovic degree theory with 18 degree ascendant/descendant is unfortunate/unlucky.You have a vivid mind (Moon conjunct neptune, uranus, pluto, north node plus sun conjunct mercury) and this interacts well with your Jupiter being in virgo 3rd house (auspicious for careers/things pertaining to writing/speaking/studying). Vedic astrology deals more with remedy and fatalism than Ptolemaic. In your case, I would highly recommend immersing yourself in study, journalism, speaking, voice acting, reading, fictional writing, things of this nature. They sing to you.You have positive aspects, in particular Sun/mars in sagittarius. A lot of love-oriented things I see here so your mind must be focused on it. And you're supposed to learn from it, given Saturn.
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Anon12/01/25, 16:53No.41591363
also the
D-9 chart and major-minor period
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Anon12/01/25, 17:28No.41591498
The further your signs are from the first and second houses the more challenging your life will be to figure out, your life lessons will be more abstract and not straight forward.
6th-7th houses are about societal interactions such as work and relationships with people, that's where your life lessons will be, look at the patterns that have been happening over and over in your life and look at what you can do to reach a stage of enlightenment.
Such as a controlling person becomes more accepting of changes, a passive person becomes an action taker, an anxious/closed person starts trying things without overthinking, a pushover begins setting boundaries, etc.You can either look at your zodiac signs like a girl and get laptop stickers, put them in your bio, etc. Or you can take it as wisdom and self exploration on your life long journey of self discovery that leads to mastery, working with your personality set, and reaching new heights of understanding. I'm a strong proponent of no bad signs, maybe less than ideal combinations or placements, but no sign is inherently bad, it's just a different framing of stages of life and lessons to learn.
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Anon12/01/25, 19:26No.41591994
Am I ever going to be satisfied with my life
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Anon12/01/25, 20:27No.41592330
What career path is best for me? Does this say anything about it? I am completely clueless about what I should do or what I'm best suited for
Also feel free to roast my chart
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Anon12/01/25, 21:17No.41592622
I'd like some career advice too if anyone's kind enough to take a look at my chart, I have no motivation or passion and don't know where to begin.
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Anon12/01/25, 21:27No.41592681
if anyone's still doing chart readings, it'd be cool to hear what my chart says about me or if there's anything noteworthy in there i don't know about myself
i only ask that if you do, tell me what it is that led you to whatever conclusion you come to so i can have a better understanding of astrology as well
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Anon12/01/25, 23:59No.41593425
What should I do for my career? Currently just work at a supermarket as a bagger.. Should I go back to school for IT or what field would suit me based on my natal chart? I will include aspects table in separate post
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Anon12/02/25, 01:53No.41594074
I generally feel like my natal reflects a meta libran theme, jupiter opposed saturn, and my libra stellium sitting in the middle between. the balance seems more bent toward the rigid saturnine as it's domicile in the capricorn stellium with neptune and uranus. Life has always felt restrictive to me, and even cruel at times (Pluto in scorpio opposed to moon in taurus). This chart is even evidenced by the ideological opposition my parents had, which they eventually split over. I also feel like I have a deep intuition about things, but knowing is often not enough.Any insights would be great. I need some constructive insights, some outside insights.
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Anon12/02/25, 02:23No.41594210
Huh, didn't expect an okay astrology thread.
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Anon12/02/25, 13:35No.41596472
Currently pursuing a career in cybersecurity. Is there anything in my chart that indicates i will be good at it. Also, I'm trying to achieve a spiritual awakening... Do i have predispositionsn for stuff like that?
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Anon12/02/25, 17:30No.41597217
Been having lots of suicidal thoughts lately, how come?
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Anon12/03/25, 00:32No.41599282
My chart seems so all over the place. Why do I feel my Aries so much? I feel way more intense and primal than my chart leads me to believe. Is it something I've switched on somehow?
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Anon12/03/25, 02:55No.41600134
1/3Growing up you were subject to emotional abuse, and a strained relationship with the mother. Cold and isolating. Alone.Communication is a constant in your life, and you're rarely let be; For the worst.You enjoy speaking with others, and are well-meaning. You like to get to know people.Organised to a fault, the home cleaner than most would like to admit. A welcoming environment.You like to, or would like to spend a lot of time cozying up with another and enjoy their company.You want to know their likes and dislikes, what they love and hate, what drives them or turns them away. It matters to you.Love is always close to home, and never too far away; and their love is intense. Overbearing.An impulsive spender, you tend to a lose a lot when it comes to whomever you're dating.
It's your way of showing affection, as affection is hard to show. What else am I to do?Spontaneous. Heat of the moment. Stumbling forward in life. Ok, GO!Trouble in explaining yourself to others. Thoughts run deep, and come out in a tangled mess that can be lost in a sea of words. Ugh.Assertive at the most peculiar and unexpected of times. Always the wrong moment, though it was never the intent to appear crude or abrasive. I... No that's what I.. Right. Hm. Ok. Fuck.You have no personal space by way of failing to set boundaries, let alone enforce them (if any).
There is no distance the other cannot cross.In relationships there is no order. No structure, no routine.
People come and go in the life as quickly as they appeared; friends and lovers alike.
Here today, gone tomorrow. What went wrong?Substance abuse is a common trait of those you attract and are thus drawn towards.
There's always something. Or a lot of things.
"I can fix her". No, you cannot.
You have yet to even save yourself.Women walk all over you, the power dynamic ever skewed in their favour.
How they think, feel, believe, and whatever they will to do always comes first.
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Anon12/03/25, 14:56No.41602581
Capricorn Moon is based though if you work with it.