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Anonymous11/26/25, 20:10No.2264127/gsg/ — Grand Strategy General
If you see a gibberish post, it was made by raiders, ignore it.
No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be. Neither will EU5.
How fares your empire, /gsg/?
On this day in history, the 26th of November:
1476 – Vlad the Impaler defeats Basarab Laiota with the help of Stephen the Great and Stephen V Báthory and becomes the ruler of Wallachia for the third time
1812 – The Battle of Berezina begins during Napoleon's retreat from Russia
1918 – The Montenegrin Podgorica Assembly votes for a "union of the people", declaring assimilation into the Kingdom of Serbia
1924 – The Mongolian People's Republic is officially established after a new constitution, passed by the first State Great Khural, abolishes the monarchy
1939 – Shelling of Mainila: The Soviet Army orchestrates an incident which is used to justify the start of the Winter War with Finland four days later
1941 – World War II: The Hull note is given to the Japanese ambassador, demanding that Japan withdraw from China and French Indochina, in return for which the United States would lift economic sanctions. On the same day, Japan's 1st Air Fleet departs Hitokappu Bay for Hawaii
1944 – World War II: A German V-2 rocket hits a Woolworth's shop in New Cross, London, killing 168 people
1944 – World War II: Germany begins V-1 and V-2 attacks on Antwerp, Belgium
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Previous thread: >>2246415 [/vst/thread/2246415#p2246415]
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Anon11/26/25, 20:14No.2264144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS3i1_s73RU
this general made this into my recommended in youtube
if youre new and curious about these games, LEAVE before youre too latehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS3i1_s73RU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOCA8jWNf3U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE9QG0nToHc
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Anon11/26/25, 20:15No.2264146
didn't ask
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Anon11/26/25, 20:18No.2264152
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Anon11/26/25, 20:20No.2264160
why does this one guy keep talking about trannies?
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Anon11/26/25, 20:27No.2264181
he thinks theyre cute he just said so
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Anon11/26/25, 20:36No.2264215
https://youtu.be/hussmFdyXbw
i wonder if women are better at clocking trannies of the other persuasion cuz i wouldn't have guessed to be honest
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Anon11/26/25, 20:40No.2264226
I want to be annexed.
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Anon11/26/25, 20:41No.2264228
me irl
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Anon11/26/25, 20:56No.2264265
:DDDDD
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Anon11/26/25, 20:58No.2264271
cannibal finns are fun
thanks anon from the last thread
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Anon11/26/25, 21:04No.2264288
vgh imagine blobbing into the roman empire with your tgf
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Anon11/26/25, 21:11No.2264305
why would a trad gf be interested in vidya games?
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Anon11/26/25, 21:24No.2264338
östlander raus
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Anon11/26/25, 21:30No.2264351
I wish I could view viable peace deals before declaring war, I want to sieze a colony from Castille but he's not entirely colonized it, would I still be able to claim it?
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Anon11/26/25, 22:09No.2264470
huh?
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Anon11/26/25, 22:45No.2264579
Just to confirm in case anyone else is wondering, if another country has partially occupied a colony you can seize those parts and then do a charter on the remaining areas whilst stealing their overall progress.Hopefully Castille forgives me because I want them strong against France
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Anon11/26/25, 23:03No.2264626
imagine blobbing into that cat
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Anon11/26/25, 23:07No.2264630
it seems my absence from this place has attracted all kinds of faggotry to it
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Anon11/26/25, 23:21No.2264655
Why are we so slow, schizophrenic, and pathetic compared to the EUV megageneral?
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Anon11/26/25, 23:33No.2264684
/gsg/ is dead and you killed it
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Anon11/27/25, 00:52No.2264804
just kill both japan and china within 2.5 years hehe
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Anon11/27/25, 00:56No.2264814
Give me at least one reason why I can't do this.
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Anon11/27/25, 00:58No.2264818
says right there why
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Anon11/27/25, 01:00No.2264822
Well... now what?
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Anon11/27/25, 02:21No.2264964
wait for spain to colonize you
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Anon11/27/25, 03:26No.2265032
There's not a chance of getting this to 5k and developed in 80 years before Age of Discovery, it's over.
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Anon11/27/25, 03:46No.2265047
3.78 migrant attraction is hitler tier
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Anon11/27/25, 04:03No.2265059
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Anon11/27/25, 04:43No.2265107
i only play land based countries. navy this game is even more boring than other paradox games
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Anon11/27/25, 05:22No.2265151
I don't like how quick naval battles are and also they need to boom bigger :)
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Anon11/27/25, 06:36No.2265190
March of the Eagles
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Anon11/27/25, 07:27No.2265238
where were you when alby flew?
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Anon11/27/25, 07:46No.2265245
accepting all pop documentations as your memory serves for the gnoemrike this particular year
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Anon11/27/25, 08:01No.2265253
hey lambert quit knocking off my ideas
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Anon11/27/25, 08:05No.2265254
test
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Anon11/27/25, 08:44No.2265270
this is a testosterone blocker general
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Anon11/27/25, 09:00No.2265285
always wanted to be a girl but I don't have a very girly personality I feel like other than being conflict averse and empathetic/neurotic which idk you could just as easily say I was predisposed to being Jewish instead
idk I've been thinking about this for years, I'm almost into my 30s now so for the past few I've just being going "yeah well that ship has sailed" but I can't help but still think about what I missed out on by choosing not to transition
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Anon11/27/25, 09:18No.2265301
judaism has 0 empathy
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Anon11/27/25, 10:13No.2265333
all the bog iron smelters and 5 yr-gap parliament seshins in the world but when will eu5 feel like: https://youtu.be/Oj9AqquWXfM?si=mKTek0eCnkS_1Nbn
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Anon11/27/25, 10:14No.2265335
why is it called a bog iron smelter whags so special about bogs that makes them idela biomes to smelt iron in?also I'm trans idk why that matters
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Anon11/27/25, 10:17No.2265343
>Kill France. Behead France. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a France food. Launch France into the sun. Stir fry France in a wok. Toss France into active volcanoes. Urinate into a France gas tank. Judo throw France into a wood chipper. Twist France heads off. Report France to the IRS. Karate chop France in half. Curb stomp pregnant black France. Trap France in quicksand. Crush France in the trash compactor. Liquefy France in a vat of acid. Eat France. Dissect France. Exterminate France in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate France in the oven. Lobotomize France. Mandatory abortions for France. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown France in fried chicken grease. Vaporize France with a ray gun. Kick old France down the stairs. Feed France to alligators. Slice France with a katana.
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Anon11/27/25, 10:25No.2265352
what game is that
that ain't eu5
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Anon11/27/25, 10:28No.2265356
see [/vst/thread/2246415#p2252300]
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Anon11/27/25, 10:47No.2265380
but the updates are what makes it fun
It's like transitioning to a new game
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Anon11/27/25, 11:25No.2265432
go back to /trash/ ffs you filthy tranny vermin
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Anon11/27/25, 12:18No.2265507
sneed
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Anon11/27/25, 12:50No.2265540
EU4 sure is ugly
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Anon11/27/25, 12:51No.2265541
How important is navy in eu5? I feel like the only games where navy is actually represented are hoi4 and imperator
In eu4 I wouldn't even bother looking at my navy unless I specially had to naval invade a country
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Anon11/27/25, 13:47No.2265600
Naples or Livonia for my second run of EU5?
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Anon11/27/25, 16:23No.2265898
navy is only worth something if you need it for war
otherwise naval buildings in your towns with one town per naval tile and spamming fishing villages in your other coastal locations is good enough
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Anon11/27/25, 16:25No.2265906
if you make the mistake of playing colonial you will need to cover all of the sea tiles with no land
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Anon11/27/25, 16:26No.2265908
you need like age 5 tech to even get control out there if you dont make vassals
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Anon11/27/25, 16:37No.2265921
I feel like the Ottomans kinda fizzle out whenever the Byzantines die
They can never seem to fight the Bulgarians, Hungarians, or a beylik allied with Egypt or the Jellyrids
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Anon11/27/25, 17:25No.2266016
Has paradox fixed the issue where fully occupying a country means nothing because they have a million bullshit colonies?
Fighting Spain in eu4 was such an awful experience, you can control everything in Iberia and North Africa but because they have forts in the fucking Philippines and Indonesia and twenty colonial nations, what you occupy is only worth like 35% war score
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Anon11/27/25, 17:45No.2266035
no
but you get battle warscore up to 50 and 25 ticking and peacedeal ai is a bit more forgiving
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Anon11/27/25, 17:45No.2266036
should i play the ottomans today for thanksgiving? ahhaa
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Anon11/27/25, 17:46No.2266039
the eu5 ai is kind of a pushover when it comes to peace deals
you only need like 50% warscore to demand 80% stuff if you have their armies licked
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Anon11/27/25, 17:47No.2266042
That was a good one, 36.
I will likely play as the Eastern Roman Empire for Christmas.
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Anon11/27/25, 17:50No.2266044
how do you lick an army
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Anon11/27/25, 17:57No.2266049
average EU5 game in the late 1700s be like
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Anon11/27/25, 18:01No.2266055
bordergore vomit diarrhea on a whole new level
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Anon11/27/25, 18:36No.2266109
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Anon11/27/25, 18:42No.2266125
Just found my future wife
https://www.youtube.com/@byzansimp
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Anon11/27/25, 18:53No.2266161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz-fVn2GVuQ
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Anon11/27/25, 18:53No.2266162
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Anon11/27/25, 18:56No.2266166
they can just add another start date
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Anon11/27/25, 19:12No.2266200
is the Hanseatic League any fun
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Anon11/27/25, 19:51No.2266265
gsg.. janny's hunting grounds
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Anon11/27/25, 19:54No.2266270
no
you don't own any actual pops — they're all owned by your subject who constantly mismanage them, so you can't ugh about leading your nation to prosperity
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Anon11/27/25, 20:11No.2266291
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Anon11/27/25, 20:12No.2266292
What's the best succession policy to keep you're dudes in power? I hate having some random noble family or another country take over
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Anon11/27/25, 20:15No.2266294
republic
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Anon11/27/25, 20:34No.2266323
>Disband one galley because I am moving into light ship patrols and a heavy ship stack (Of which I have 60 light ships and 10 heavy ships in 1398), far beyond anything I've seen the AI field this early
>AIEEEE HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? OUR ONCE PROUD FLEETS ARE BEING LAUGHED AT!
>Lose 20 prestige or pay 600 gold :)
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Anon11/27/25, 20:35No.2266328
125
What makes you so sure that isn't a tranny?
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Anon11/27/25, 20:38No.2266333
the voice
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Anon11/27/25, 20:38No.2266334
>Same event pops literally two months later when I have been building ANOTHER fleet
Fuck off600 gold is whole road network you smelly Frenchman
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Anon11/27/25, 20:40No.2266336
the once proud swedish fleet... fallen... millions must die...
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Anon11/27/25, 20:42No.2266338
Yeah, I would be very hard for a man to emulate this kind of voice
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Anon11/27/25, 20:44No.2266344
MilitaryAll types of disbanding levies updates the recovery properly.
Levies now recover in 20 year instead of 25 years.
1764271230473.pngDiplomacyUc Beys now use the same strength-weight calculation as vassals
1764271314481.pngFrenchFixing Broken Loc Categories for Diplomatic Actions
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Anon11/27/25, 20:44No.2266345
indeed, it's not impossible but the chances are so low it's like being worried that you're a brain in a jar with your torturers simulating all your life experiences. yes, it's a possibility, but it's so unlikely it's not worth worrying about. and even if it's true there's nothing you can do about it
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Anon11/27/25, 20:45No.2266349
what did 44 mean by this?
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Anon11/27/25, 20:49No.2266362
It's hard to colonise and not get rock hard at the idea of all the copious amount of race mixing my men are doing after not seeing a woman for months.
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Anon11/27/25, 20:50No.2266363
you're talking about a developer that hasn't noticed germany won't form 90% of the time in vic3
you're talking about a developer that hasn't noticed france won't attack germany during the phony war even if the latter leaves her border unprotected in hoi4
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Anon11/27/25, 20:50No.2266364
God I wish I was an effeminate tribal male in the year of 1602
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Anon11/27/25, 20:53No.2266371
stop fagbaiting
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Anon11/27/25, 21:13No.2266403
>france won't attack germany during the phony war
that's literally what france did irl and caused the phoney war to begin with
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Anon11/27/25, 21:26No.2266427
it was because germany garrisoned that border strongly, or so did the french believe, with things like that luftwaffe rebasing
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Anon11/27/25, 21:34No.2266437
bored but not sure what to do
play vidya
watch anime
listen to music
or go for a bike ride or something
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Anon11/27/25, 21:35No.2266440
bike ride bro while listening to music
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Anon11/27/25, 21:35No.2266441
it used to be that france attacked you or walked into empty land but they made the ai not do that anymore so they wont abandon elsaß by accident
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Anon11/27/25, 21:37No.2266445
>playing goi4
>against ai
wewlad
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Anon11/27/25, 21:39No.2266446
the start date is bad because no paradox strategy game has yet effectively managed to simulate a governance system shift from one model of governance to another
the problem with eu5 is that it fails to simulate factors that drove history to behave it did historically. you have feudal nations, created to act like feudal nations in the late medieval period would, but when the early modern era rolls around they still behave like feudal nations, with no unstable loose confederacies falling apart, no backwards medieval states being swallowed by rising nations as spengler intended
if you compare it to vic2 with its 1836 start date pretty much everything is set in place by the starting position of countries. historical events happen because the starting balance of power made them happen. meanwhile in eu5 it's all reliant on game mechanics which are primitive and even if they were realistic they straddle 3 eras during which they should change as the popular sentiment did
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Anon11/27/25, 21:40No.2266449
How does Marinara presence work across such gulfs of open sea?
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Anon11/27/25, 21:40No.2266451
My friends... we may have a problem.
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Anon11/27/25, 21:40No.2266452
true EU should be from 1337 to 1648 and a new game should take place from 1648 to 1836
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Anon11/27/25, 21:42No.2266454
eu4 should start in 1492
you had a guy earlier asking if he should take the azores from spain the 14th century because his king had a premonition that there might be a route to india by going west
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Anon11/27/25, 21:44No.2266455
That was me and I didn't say that, I wanted land because it was there for the taking, my king had an admiral trait and so was clearly pleased with the idea of denying any naval advantage to the Castilians (NOT Spain by the way, if you aren't paying attention to my posts please do not respond thank you)
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Anon11/27/25, 21:47No.2266458
i was paying attention to your posts and i know that you're a faggot
it's like saying that it's "england" and not "great britain" (half the countries in evropa still call it england including me who has to deal with british cunts every other day at work)
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Anon11/27/25, 21:47No.2266459
>EU should be from 1337 to 1648
>forcing me to stop playing a run
shitty game idea, got any more?
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Anon11/27/25, 21:48No.2266461
ugh... naval advantage over a sea half the world away when our country still is embroiled in a succession war with francia...
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Anon11/27/25, 21:49No.2266462
>>forcing me to stop playing a run
what did he mean by this?
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Anon11/27/25, 21:50No.2266465
I don't really get what you are saying, it's England when it's England and Great Britain when it's Great Britain, stop kvetching over nothing.To the Anon of 61, the Hundred Years war has passed and gone, we embargo'd France and as such a strong naval presence wherever we can field it is simply sensible.
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Anon11/27/25, 21:50No.2266467
he meant it that microsoft flight simulator should not force you to stop playing the flight once you land instead it should let you take a cab home, have a shower and fuck your wife until conception nevermind that the game focuses on simulating flight instead of insemination
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Anon11/27/25, 21:51No.2266469
Can you play as the Inca in EU V?
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Anon11/27/25, 21:52No.2266474
what the hell do you think i meant by it
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Anon11/27/25, 21:56No.2266479
why the fuck would paradox FORCE me to stop my run in 1836?????
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Anon11/27/25, 21:57No.2266480
This, why stop playing when technology has peaked? Go for a full world state, you don't play only for Chievos do you?
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Anon11/27/25, 21:57No.2266481
didnt follow the discussion but the same thing happened in eu4, nufag
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Anon11/27/25, 21:57No.2266482
they did that in earlier games
like memegame2 and i don't know what else
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Anon11/27/25, 21:57No.2266483
you're the one that "kvetches" over nothing
castillia is spain and spain is castillia, and catalonia and basqueland are subservient to them in foreing policy, forming spain, analogous to the english isles
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Anon11/27/25, 21:57No.2266484
why the fuck would mommy FORCE me to go to bed at 9:00 PM?????
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Anon11/27/25, 22:03No.2266493
I think you are being silly now, the map clearly labels myself as Kingdom of Great Britain and labels them as Crown of Castile, when or if they decide to reform in Spain I will refer to them as such and I will extend that courtesy to you but for now you will refer to nations as they are present in my game when we are discussing my game, thank you.
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Anon11/27/25, 22:04No.2266494
>post was made 2 minutes before 11:00pm
why are you defying your mommy?
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Anon11/27/25, 22:05No.2266496
don't worry i'll distract your mother for several hours
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Anon11/27/25, 22:06No.2266497
first of all i'm talking irl
second of all it's called the kingdom of anglia in my game because i did the right thing and changed the court language to romansch (henry the 8th eat your heart out you will marry a single woman and you'll love her till death does you part)
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Anon11/27/25, 22:06No.2266499
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Anon11/27/25, 22:07No.2266502
^ bigger post ^
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Anon11/27/25, 22:08No.2266503
Where should I make my second city? Just whatever town has the highest control or should I be maximizing throughput bonuses like an iron province for a gunsmith/cannon/tool city?
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Anon11/27/25, 22:10No.2266505
in the least useful rgo province because a city in the 14th century somehow becomes a sprawling metropolis that somehow occupies the whole area and cuts down rural resource production
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Anon11/27/25, 22:12No.2266508
Should I try to balance cities/towns with one per province or could I just start building cities directly next to my capital?
Playing Kingdom of Anglia, I'm thinking Colchester because it's a port and there's wool in the province for maximizing cloth gains
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Anon11/27/25, 22:18No.2266514
don't make another city, just kaczynskimaxx
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Anon11/27/25, 22:24No.2266525
tempted to do a run with no urban areas beside a singular town at each trade center.
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Anon11/27/25, 22:41No.2266553
do it as a central asian horde
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Anon11/27/25, 22:52No.2266571
it seems good but then your literacy remains low and you have manpower shortages before researching that manpower in rural building
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Anon11/27/25, 22:53No.2266573
why would i bother with manpower when i can levy?
t. napoopan
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Anon11/27/25, 22:57No.2266579
Just do it as China so you have infinite levies.
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Anon11/27/25, 22:58No.2266583
There is even a Mao tag, could meme as Maoist China. Deurbanising everywhere building bog iron and drowning everyone in peaseants.
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Anon11/27/25, 23:23No.2266636
Heaven forbid they raise their mighty fishing boat levies
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Anon11/27/25, 23:33No.2266644
naval levies should scale with fishing villages, not raw pops
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Anon11/27/25, 23:55No.2266659
What is niggermod and where can I download it?
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Anon11/28/25, 00:44No.2266705
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Anon11/28/25, 01:14No.2266737
https://youtu.be/xkrTUGI8V9Y?list=RDxkrTUGI8V9Y
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Anon11/28/25, 01:17No.2266741
he has the 'otter' trait, also...
i did not mod this
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Anon11/28/25, 01:31No.2266753
FUCK I was too busy administrating and expanding my realm that I forgot to secure succession
my only hope is my incel 50 yr old son who has been wed for 10 years to a 20 (now 30) year old who still hasn't given me a grandchild
fuckkkkk
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Anon11/28/25, 01:42No.2266760
France is making double my money in his market and it makes me mad
Should I just town/city up and spam marketplaces?
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Anon11/28/25, 01:54No.2266775
marketplaces only do something if you're importing or exporting rgos
city goods arent worth jack
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Anon11/28/25, 02:01No.2266781
https://www.reddit.com/r/EU5/comments/1p8dty0/one_of_the_reasons_ai_ottomans_can_never_conquer/
>80% war score allows Ottomans to take two provinces
>Several of their provinces are over 100 war score to take. Some of their subjects are over 1000 war score to release
war score is completely broken in eu5 and makes the game unplayable KEK
watch them release a million DLCs before even touching this
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Anon11/28/25, 02:29No.2266822
>use shit CB
>provinces cost a lot
whoa......
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Anon11/28/25, 02:39No.2266836
>blobbing is... le good??!
on a more serious note, how many armored divisions should I build as USSR in Darkest Hour?
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Anon11/28/25, 02:48No.2266847
Imagine if the conquistadors actually discovered a supreme civilisation.
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Anon11/28/25, 02:51No.2266850
I assume the "non shit CB" would be the one you get in the 18th century? when demanding land takes even more war score? not to mention 200 years after the ottomans conquered the mamluk sultanate (in one war btw)? That CB?
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Anon11/28/25, 04:08No.2266894
>can't appoint governors
is this going to be $20 as well?
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Anon11/28/25, 04:48No.2266930
What do I do when France is so far ahead
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Anon11/28/25, 04:56No.2266936
non shit cb means you need to be gee pee so you can threaten war with your parliament cb which turns it into a followed through on threat cb that reduces cost instead
unfortunately this means you need to pick between staying low gov rank for less AE and lower peacdeal cost and being high rank for getting GP before the game gets boring
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Anon11/28/25, 05:05No.2266938
telling someone to go through a million loopholes to enjoy a game is just another way of saying it's shit
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Anon11/28/25, 05:18No.2266951
>EU5 was first GSG
>Played 22 hours so far
>First run was Castile
>Started over as Naples
>Managed to form Two Sicilies
>Open game now
>Think "huh"
>Close gameIt was fun while it lasted
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Anon11/28/25, 05:37No.2266961
do you need permission to resign the thought that perhaps you are too stupid for the game
i played warhammer or whatever.. that game is really stupid. you chase around stacks with a double-stack until you own half the map,.. there is almost no strategy or payoff whatsoever
i don't feel the same way about eu5 after almost 200 hrs... perhaps this makes me the stupid one
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Anon11/28/25, 05:46No.2266966
tw warhammer isn't even total war anymore, it's just op virtual warhammer figs
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Anon11/28/25, 06:20No.2266992
Fuck Bohemia for choosing France over me when we were allied
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Anon11/28/25, 07:32No.2267022
I feel like the game doesn't really count troops lost by sinking transports
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Anon11/28/25, 10:34No.2267103
I automated my production but it wont build any buildings? I don't really want to play some cookie clicker game. I want to focus on grand strategy, wars, alliances, conquest. Not focus on building a road to York.
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Anon11/28/25, 10:42No.2267110
>I want my strategy to be grand
>EXCEPT infrastructure that's not important lol
Automate buildings retardI'm trans but in denial by the way idk why that matters but someone asked
Automate everything while you're at it
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Anon11/28/25, 10:46No.2267115
>more buttons to click
>this is /gsg/
>yum yum i love cum
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Anon11/28/25, 10:47No.2267118
who are you quoting?
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Anon11/28/25, 10:51No.2267120
>wow I sure LOVE building railroads in vic2 (just click all states that highlight every couple of years) such deep strategy
>wow choosing where roads go and it matters? I hate this, this is cookie clicker!
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Anon11/28/25, 10:54No.2267124
in liq2 capitalists build railroads meanwhile in peepoo5 estates won't build roads no matter what
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Anon11/28/25, 10:54No.2267125
>hey look mom I'm building a gravel road from my capital to another province, this increases control and increase my tax, I'm very smart because I play /gsg/ games
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Anon11/28/25, 10:54No.2267126
people are too used to just building liquor factories everywhere they think it's a mindless action to make the economy go up instead of a decision you have to make
vic2tards in shambles
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Anon11/28/25, 10:55No.2267127
reminder that trans.johan's most cutting remark about eu5's quality were: 'it's quite overwhelming'
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Anon11/28/25, 10:55No.2267128
in eu5 burgers do build roads though
you have to give them the privilege to do it but they willAlso roads are deeper than that cuz you can spread control via sea and then from a harbour via a road
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Anon11/28/25, 10:57No.2267130
capitalists can't be trusted to build railroads that's a meme
it's like saying vic2 has a dynamic economy where capitalists build factored Lol
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Anon11/28/25, 10:58No.2267131
is the post above me ironic or not i can't tell
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Anon11/28/25, 10:59No.2267133
but why is gravel not a transactionable resource
and why can i build up hemp rgos to max within the game but if i smoke it irl i'm liable to getting arrested?
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Anon11/28/25, 11:00No.2267134
because you forgot to expel the jews
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Anon11/28/25, 11:16No.2267144
>eu5thread slower than /gsg/
bring back the mission trees NOW
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Anon11/28/25, 11:20No.2267149
was* so ugly
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Anon11/28/25, 11:21No.2267151
that's not eu5, retard
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Anon11/28/25, 11:23No.2267155
frisland spotted
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Anon11/28/25, 11:25No.2267158
All you need to know about eu51) it is quite overwhelming to be honest
https://youtu.be/zT7Ym5aW48c?si=ukJqXV19vWM5enOL&t=487 [Open]
2) it is beyond overwhelming and unity game UI level
https://youtu.be/zT7Ym5aW48c?si=ZcfQ5ND2YEGDnczW&t=712 [Open]
3) Andronikos III has too low legitemacy
https://youtu.be/zT7Ym5aW48c?si=4O8BT5Jlrs4Fpzeq&t=930 [Open]
4) you can't even see your own relations
https://youtu.be/zT7Ym5aW48c?si=EjlkNyC3IB5LL8F0&t=1296 [Open]
5) very debatable estates system, bloat
https://youtu.be/zT7Ym5aW48c?si=z8IWjeJX1cPjvBXY&t=1301 [Open]
6) woke devs too scare of using the cross
https://youtu.be/zT7Ym5aW48c?si=fl2wUh2v6ippcCl8&t=1323 [Open]
7) it feels like playing Imperator Rome but they instead doubled down with all of the bloat
https://youtu.be/zT7Ym5aW48c?si=0XNB-_dQiVmZz8Qy&t=1427 [Open]
8) you can't see he diplomatic status of a country, including your own (unbelievably bad)
https://youtu.be/zT7Ym5aW48c?si=aYoZKcHQhM7LAQz4&t=1437 [Open]
9) woke
https://youtu.be/zT7Ym5aW48c?si=Q08gqht4CH7oOnnN&t=1549 [Open]
10) disaster tab doesnt exist, game expects you to use bloat popups instead
https://youtu.be/zT7Ym5aW48c?si=VRba7vx2BhouVE_R&t=1592 [Open]
11) bloated eye-cancer of information
https://youtu.be/zT7Ym5aW48c?si=2sL9bxPXBfibcCNF&t=3595 [Open]I can go on but this should be enough
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Anon11/28/25, 11:26No.2267159
t.johan is a retarded, autistic gayreek
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Anon11/28/25, 11:30No.2267163
t.urk
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Anon11/28/25, 11:30No.2267164
t.homas
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Anon11/28/25, 11:31No.2267165
I'm trans by the way I forgot to mention it.
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Anon11/28/25, 11:31No.2267166
i judge every man's merit based on how good he is at liqqy. by this metric it's not worth listening to johan
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Anon11/28/25, 11:31No.2267168
i would only accept a return of mission trees if they didn't serve as the meta path for a human player to follow
meaning i don't want to be lured into always following the mission tree if it pays me more than me just going my own way/inventing my own blob
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Anon11/28/25, 11:32No.2267169
johan is great at liquoria 2 though?
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Anon11/28/25, 11:33No.2267170
great at hpm liquria? not a high bar
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Anon11/28/25, 11:33No.2267171
did we even watch the same videos? johan sucks at liqqy
his whole polish game he was stuck at 56% admin efficiency
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Anon11/28/25, 11:33No.2267172
>i judge every man's merit based on how good he is at memegames
whoa...
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Anon11/28/25, 11:33No.2267173
how about a 'situation' that auto matically grants austria hungary every game so you can go "WOA,.. austria hungary formed" then go back to encouraging decentralization (depending on whatever metapatch was realeased that weak)
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Anon11/28/25, 11:34No.2267175
what ate some actual criticism of eu5? most of them are notjingburgers like hehe. Lol bloat xd right ok but for real Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse [More Info].
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Anon11/28/25, 11:35No.2267176
what did the bot mean by this...
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Anon11/28/25, 11:36No.2267177
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Anon11/28/25, 11:37No.2267180
but he clearly said he judges every man's merit based on how good he is at vic2, not at meme games
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Anon11/28/25, 11:48No.2267189
Anyway, I still think EU V looks good
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Anon11/28/25, 11:49No.2267190
it looks better than vanilla eu4, but much worse than sengoku
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Anon11/28/25, 11:54No.2267197
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Anon11/28/25, 12:10No.2267208
hmm Eu5 didn´t do it. Bannerlord i don´t feel too aswell.
feeling warhammer 3 on 4 dec.
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Anon11/28/25, 12:10No.2267210
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Anon11/28/25, 12:14No.2267214
how retarded do i have to be to understand the above post
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Anon11/28/25, 12:27No.2267229
so memes aside is sengoku rance worth playing? i've heard its pretty good for an hgame
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Anon11/28/25, 12:27No.2267230
Albanians be like:
>Oh man, I love this Panda!
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Anon11/28/25, 12:51No.2267264
but when i said "sengoku" i meant sengoku not sengoku:rance
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Anon11/28/25, 13:01No.2267275
literally who game
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Anon11/28/25, 13:02No.2267277
@2267210
is this an AI generated map of europe
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Anon11/28/25, 13:36No.2267295
I always knew that Alexander the Great was Turkish.
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Anon11/28/25, 14:31No.2267343
we should have played a game of eu5 together, you 'd love it
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Anon11/28/25, 14:31No.2267344
reminds me of english leftists who think it's ironic that racists luv st george because "he was turkish"
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Anon11/28/25, 15:19No.2267393
they named a whole country after her
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Anon11/28/25, 15:36No.2267410
georgia is a state, not a country
retard
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Anon11/28/25, 15:36No.2267411
who?
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Anon11/28/25, 15:42No.2267417
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Anon11/28/25, 15:42No.2267418
what could have been... if only a based nazbol alliance had taken place....
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Anon11/28/25, 15:46No.2267422
god didn't will it
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Anon11/28/25, 16:13No.2267466
>nooo, roads giving trade and control benefits in eu5 is so gamify!!!
>meanwhile in memegame2:
>ah yes, Railroads.
>“Are your farmers underperforming? Are your miners only digging one rock per day? Are your factories slow? Lazy?”
>“Try Rails™, the ONLY infrastructure proven to double your sales by simply existing somewhere near your province. No trains required.”
>“Amazon rainforest? Arctic tundra? Andes mountains? Don't worry, Rails™ flattens your path like it's cities skylines elevation bug. No deforestation penalties shrinking your jungle RGOs, No added logistical costs to your invoice, And most importantly not a single stick of dynamite is being detonated.”
>“10 million square meters province of Yukon tundra? downtown Liverpool? doesn't matter. It all costs exactly 1.1k £. Same days, Same workers (none), Same effort. Rails™, every terrain becomes a friendly little square.”
>goods in memegame2 don't even need to move to be produced/consumed but the moment you lay down locomotive-less railroads,e very worker suddenly unlocks their hidden sigma potential and starts producing twice as much without cutting a single corner.
>troop speed also increases slightly, not because the soldiers board the trains of course, those don't exist. but because they slap a wooden cart onto the rails and have guys at the far end yank it forward with a very long rope.
>every country starts with lvl 0 road, meaning roads in Mbokofutu are canonically as advanced as the boulevards of 1830 Paris
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Anon11/28/25, 16:24No.2267478
ugh why doesn't this game simulate the dirt particles on the feet of your little girl pops? literally unplayable, time to go back to eu4
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Anon11/28/25, 16:28No.2267485
>troop speed also increases slightly, not because the soldiers board the trains of course, those don't exist. but because they slap a wooden cart onto the rails and have guys at the far end yank it forward with a very long rope
Give a single reason why this wouldn't work
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Anon11/28/25, 16:29No.2267488
it would and it did
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Anon11/28/25, 16:30No.2267489
You would need to already have guys at the end of the rail for it to work and they have to travel on foot, you would have upkeep for the cart-pullers to be stationed there and the game doesn't allow for that.
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Anon11/28/25, 16:31No.2267491
the cart pullers are doing it pro publico bono because they're patriots
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Anon11/28/25, 16:31No.2267494
they would be slower than before unless you summon greek demigods to pull you
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Anon11/28/25, 16:42No.2267509
I can't believe eu5 is ass
how many patches will we need to see until it's worth bothering with?
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Anon11/28/25, 16:44No.2267516
8 patches or 2 years
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Anon11/28/25, 16:48No.2267521
at this rate we have a new patch every other day
2 years would be like 600 patches
paradox just decided to release an ass game at the oddest date possible for no reason
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Anon11/28/25, 16:56No.2267535
read book or play vidya?
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Anon11/28/25, 16:59No.2267544
what book or what vidya
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Anon11/28/25, 17:00No.2267545
https://ai-2027.com
Most experts lean towards a 70-90% chance that AI will kill everyone
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Anon11/28/25, 17:00No.2267546
fuck off furfaggot
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Anon11/28/25, 17:01No.2267547
(((experts)))
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Anon11/28/25, 17:06No.2267557
deoebds on the bocc
depends on the book
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Anon11/28/25, 17:08No.2267560
book is The Fire and The Sea by Karl Reiter, vidya is either hoi4 or sniper elite 5
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Anon11/28/25, 17:10No.2267565
>Categories: Psychological Fiction
definitely sniper elite 5
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Anon11/28/25, 17:14No.2267573
sniper elite is one of those games that i never understood
what's so fun about sneaking in, laying on the ground for a long time waiting for your high value target to arrive, shooting him then running away?
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Anon11/28/25, 17:20No.2267587
it makes him feel like he's a super secret zog operative probably
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Anon11/28/25, 17:24No.2267595
i have to say i got into reading books at age 23 after not reading them since high school and boy, i get why the school system put me off of them. a lot of the 'classics" were published episodically but were compiled into 1 big work later with minimal editing and no indication of where one episode ends and another begins (50 shades of grey was also like this) making them a total slog to go through as there are clearly filler episodes that are just there so the readers know the project hasn't been abandoned... and of course even more "classics" are books where the author was literally paid by the word so you have pages upon pages that are just describing scenery...what's worse is that a lot of authors seemingly took from this that that's what makes for good writing, that you're supposed to write about any random shit that's even remotely on topic, just vomit words on the page, and all that matters is how le artful you can make your prose. and people who are "book guys", eat it up, and will make fun of you for not pretending to enjoy endless word vomits (for a modern example, see: Inherent Vice, you'll also notice that when these "amazingly written" books get translated into a medium with standards that aren't beaten into people at the schooling level, they get much more appropriate reviews)Thankfully not all books are like this, you just have to find that out for yourself, because talking to "literature enthusiasts" will give the opposite impression.I recommed Agatha Christie.
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Anon11/28/25, 17:25No.2267600
>sniper elite is one of those games that i never understood
play it and see for yourself
i can tell already your impression is mistaken
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Anon11/28/25, 17:26No.2267601
it's called sniper elite and you're telling me it's not about being a sniper?????
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Anon11/28/25, 17:34No.2267635
It's called hearts of iron and you're telling me it's not about iron machines pumping blood?????
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Anon11/28/25, 17:38No.2267648
when i told my friends about victoria 2 they made fun of me because thats a girls name
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Anon11/28/25, 17:41No.2267656
it's called metal gear and you're telling me it's not about gearwheels?
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Anon11/28/25, 18:03No.2267695
nice day for a run
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Anon11/28/25, 18:07No.2267702
it's night and it's below zero
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Anon11/28/25, 18:09No.2267705
my condolences poland
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Anon11/28/25, 18:14No.2267710
it's like 30f in michigan
(-1c)
sad
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Anon11/28/25, 18:15No.2267711
czikago
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Anon11/28/25, 18:18No.2267714
>(for a modern example, see: Inherent Vice, you'll also notice that when these "amazingly written" books get translated into a medium with standards that aren't beaten into people at the schooling level, they get much more appropriate reviews)
if you read the positive reviews of that film, they praise it for "complexity" like "you have to watch it 3 times to really get it" makes me think it's really just gibberish and they pretend like they get the secrets emperor's new clothers style
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Anon11/28/25, 18:21No.2267720
it's a great film you simply got filtered
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Anon11/28/25, 18:24No.2267728
Umm, Grand Strategy Games?
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Anon11/28/25, 18:25No.2267731
replace inherent vice with victoria 2 and it all makes sense
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Anon11/28/25, 18:25No.2267732
eu5 is ass and released way too soon
discuss
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Anon11/28/25, 18:26No.2267733
I am enjoying EU5 :)
Currently playing Engerland but mean ol' Frenchie is better than me and I'm not even a great powerHow do I GP maximize to ensure he doesn't get naval hegemony? Does he need more heavy ships than me even if I'm a normal power? (I have like 40 and just sunk all of his)
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Anon11/28/25, 19:07No.2267797
vicetoria
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Anon11/28/25, 19:09No.2267798
eu5 bad fire at the stables
horrible shit man yeah fuck oh my gd- jacked took his ride the fucking washed man bleeding cut shit eu5 moeny aeddy i tookhim 30 guys my friend adrian man aduling hazelnats rehabshit slap that shit put me on mailing lists where do you get your balls man where oh classy piece like this 30gs lik this yeah come down why? whats the matter? adrian beaten to death little prick high you called me
now replace names with the countries of europe. starts with 5 letters to the right :)seriously though, riddles aside, what's the difference between the different subject types in eu5? i get that they all have separate loyalties, vassals only getting + disloyalty from strenght of vassals of the same type... but I mean other than that? I just dont get it, monarchies at the start all(?) get access to fiefdoms and vassals, other than the head of state (matters for what?) they seem pointless.
meanwhile ireland tribes get accesss to vassals (normal) and tirbutaries, which normal monarchies DONT get access to, and they're just worse vassals with no upsides? why wouldnt i just release vassals every time? huh?
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Anon11/28/25, 19:30No.2267819
y'all getting this?
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Anon11/28/25, 19:48No.2267837
not on /vg/, but on another board i post on
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Anon11/28/25, 19:54No.2267842
what are you browsing /vg/ for????
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Anon11/28/25, 19:56No.2267846
to post in /gsg/, why else?
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Anon11/28/25, 20:00No.2267853
>make captcha
>ai effortlessly solves captcha
>make more difficult captcha
>ai effortlessly solves captcha
>make more difficult captcha
>ai effortlessly solves captcha
>make more difficult captcha
>ai effortlessly solves captcha
repeat until only ai can solve the captcha
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Anon11/28/25, 20:04No.2267858
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Anon11/28/25, 20:04No.2267859
so much for the vaunted human superiority
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Anon11/28/25, 20:10No.2267870
>EU5 is already dead
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Anon11/28/25, 20:38No.2267922
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Anon11/28/25, 20:48No.2267948
what's the difference between the different subject types in eu5? i get that they all have separate loyalties, vassals only getting + disloyalty from strenght of vassals of the same type... but I mean other than that? I just dont get it, monarchies at the start all(?) get access to fiefdoms and vassals, other than the head of state (matters for what?) they seem pointless.
meanwhile ireland tribes get accesss to vassals (normal) and tirbutaries, which normal monarchies DONT get access to, and they're just worse vassals with no upsides? why wouldnt i just release vassals every time? huh?
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Anon11/28/25, 20:52No.2267955
fiefdoms get your institution spread
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Anon11/28/25, 20:52No.2267956
Fiefdoms, henceforth referred to as 'Fieffies', have more autonomy and can create their own vassals etc.
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Anon11/28/25, 21:10No.2267984
no it's the other way around
vassals give you institution spread and get institution spread from youfiffies give uh... nothing? "have more autonomy" means fuck all and they cannot create their own vassals, no clue what that guy is talking about
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Anon11/28/25, 21:10No.2267985
fiefdoms will also occasionally get events to boost their (your) ruler's stats
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Anon11/28/25, 21:12No.2267987
it's not events it's the parliament debate to increase ur ruler's stats
but because fiefdoms share the same ruler as you they increase ur ruler's stats
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Anon11/28/25, 21:13No.2267989
i like how this is a mechanic that almost every country has access to, it's a very simple question, and nobody can give the guy a real answer
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Anon11/28/25, 21:15No.2267993
we do a little trolling
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Anon11/28/25, 21:16No.2267994
This dude is calling me out thinking he knows anything about fieffies when he don't
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Anon11/28/25, 21:18No.2268000
sounds like he hurt your fieffies
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Anon11/28/25, 21:26No.2268012
I missed some stuff out but they're all the same basically
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Anon11/28/25, 21:36No.2268030
>the only thing fiefdoms are good at is having institutions spread to them a little faster
??? what's the point?
dominions are a little stronger and strenght impact is weaker (meaning you can let them be stronger) but can be annexed after 50 years not 10, i get that, but seriously what's the point of the vassal/fiefdom distinction, if they're basically the same?
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Anon11/28/25, 21:39No.2268037
an illusion of complexity
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Anon11/28/25, 21:56No.2268077
fiefdoms are hitler tier
they love picking the parliament issue that lets them raise ruler stats and the ai usually suceeds in them and since its your ruler if you get a bunch of them you just get god rulers after a while every time
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Anon11/28/25, 21:59No.2268085
i'm getting mixed signals
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Anon11/28/25, 22:08No.2268102
the institutions spread is a meme anyway, you getyours from trade, not vassals unless youre gonna do a meme and vassalize a beylik as china
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Anon11/28/25, 22:10No.2268110
okay so the advantage of fiefdoms is clearly unintended and will be patched out once they run out of more major things to patch outillusion of complexity seriously feels like the answer... institution spread is the only thing that distinguishes them in a real and intended way it seems and vassals are just better since why would you ever give a shit about your fiefdoms/vassals getting institutions from you anyway, what you're worried about them getting techs?
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Anon11/28/25, 22:13No.2268120
institution spread from vassals is good if you conquer a bit of a country with an istitution that you dont have
like if you conquer the north of england as scotland, even if it's not there when you conquer it, if it spreads by land itll spread faster there than your capital maybe
and also, lets say you conquer jerusalem as austria or some shit, shit can spread that way, things like that
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Anon11/28/25, 22:56No.2268192
Hello! I have a little question:
Can Korea build turtle ships in Europa Universalis Five?
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Anon11/28/25, 23:40No.2268255
Is vassal loyalty fixed in the beta branch yet? It feels so shit to play.
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Anon11/28/25, 23:51No.2268275
Why does it seem everyone (streamers) have expenses automated but not like taxes and stuff?
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Anon11/29/25, 00:02No.2268287
here is the eu4 fun fact of the day
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Anon11/29/25, 00:03No.2268288
fun fact : when you swap religion through enforced rebel demands your stability resets to 0. i was at -3 before
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Anon11/29/25, 00:06No.2268295
imagine a tengri poland with all the cav bonii...
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Anon11/29/25, 00:09No.2268298
too bad in eu4 cav is the same speed as infantry
wtf were they thinking?
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Anon11/29/25, 00:10No.2268300
it reset my war exhaustion too i was at like 10 before
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Anon11/29/25, 01:39No.2268390
what you really want in eu5 is hyperemployment
subsistence peasants keep your nobles poor, poor but taxed nobles kills demand for luxury goods which kills your burgher income (and some rgos) and sends you into a negative feedback loop
meanwhile the charcoal engine is basically printing money if you have the right vegetation for it
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Anon11/29/25, 02:58No.2268483
>watching guide on what to build in EU5
>upgrade every location possible except ones with valuable goods
>you need to spam this building as much as possible
>you need to sapm that building as much as possible
>you need to spam this building as much as possible
>you need to sapm that building as much as possible
>you need to spam this building as much as possible
>you need to sapm that building as much as possible
>you need to spam this building as much as possible
>you need to sapm that building as much as possibleAnd just where tf are you supposed to get all these resources, money and pops to deal with all this shit?
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Anon11/29/25, 02:59No.2268485
Same way every nation did in the early modern era. Conquering and subjugating your neighbors
Oh wait
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Anon11/29/25, 03:04No.2268495
Just play as France.
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Anon11/29/25, 03:13No.2268507
having a dozen tribespeople to give privileges to is pretty good
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Anon11/29/25, 03:14No.2268509
tribes privileges are pretty ass and they're economic dead weight
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Anon11/29/25, 04:00No.2268546
import some smelly bantus
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Anon11/29/25, 04:10No.2268558
I have no idea what the fuck I'm even supposed to be doing. I've been steadily building up some profitable RGOs and buildings and closing down no profitable ones. I got trade centers in other markets so I can at least have access. I'm working on diplomacy to get vassals but outside that I'm completely fucking lost. Everything thing was fine one minute then another the court is literally bankrupting the country and the game auto took a bunch of loans. I know I fucked up somewhere but not sure where.This is my first GSG and I've watched maybe 8 hours of guides and none of them even say "You should be doing this, you should be doing that. While you're not doing this, do that etc" Every single one is "just build the stuff with the highest green number", "Here's what all the buttons do lmao". When the fuck am I supposed to work on law reform or grant/revoke privileges from the estates, what's the optimal army/navy composition. Maybe I'm overthinking it and will figure it out in time but fucking christ I know I'm playing this shit wrong. I feel like all I do is stare at the fucking map waiting for gold to do stuff but I KNOW there's other shit I could be doing but what?
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Anon11/29/25, 04:23No.2268572
what happened to your stability
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Anon11/29/25, 04:35No.2268589
for estates you need to balance giving useful privileges and privileges purely to move up the equilibrium satisfaction with taking away the privileges that cause unnecessary power bloat for your estates or have strong penalties. you never really want to dip into negative stability for too long so if a privilege costs 70 stab to remove you should try to get to around that number before revoking it. it also helps if you get your country as communalistic as possible if you have a lot to revoke. use parliament to force law changes through. debt tanks your crown power which tanks your income so you want to get rid of it as quickly as possible.
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Anon11/29/25, 04:37No.2268590
You are the same as me last week but probably cuter, you will get a hang of things, just keep playing the save until you feel like you've messed up too much to enjoy it and then retry.
The RGO suggestions are good, don't automate (but let markets automate as they do by default) but pay attention to what the automation suggests and figure out why.
Build up your capital first and then expand outwards, high value RGO's should be built no matter how far, even if you don't get the tax from 'harvesting' the good you still get the good to sell/process in your market.
Focus on getting crown power as high as you can, higher crown power means cheaper revokes, more trade income, easier parliaments etc.Army composition seems to just be two fat lines of handsome infantry with one flank being pure calv, there's probably better but that does just fine. Leave artillery out of fighting and only use it for sieges until you have the later tech cannons.
Navy, I swear, is completely random and you will lose 40 heavy ships against 7 heavy ships and a fishing boat because you just do okay?Some privileges are really, really good, some are entirely negative. Read them and pay attention. I usually grant 3-4 before unpausing at game start (Values are important and powerful)
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Anon11/29/25, 04:48No.2268594
Also keep your dynasty healthy, you want all your cabinet members to be of the crown estate, your armies/navies led by the crown estate and your head of the cabinet to be the crown estate, this all gives crown power.
Undervaluing crown power was my biggest mistake in my first few games I think.
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Anon11/29/25, 04:52No.2268598
You are getting like 80% less income from trade, yeah.
Once you stack some crown power you can eat loans like nothing. In my England game I'm 6k in debt and still with 50% power, it doesn't make sense to wait a literal year to afford a city when I can just borrow that money and continue building other things continously.You'll get a hang of it
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Anon11/29/25, 05:00No.2268602
How do I know when I need to change laws or are they things I change in support of my current goal(s)?
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Anon11/29/25, 05:11No.2268608
i basically always switch distribution of power to favor the ruler
i also switch the mining privileges to burghers to get more capital economy progress
i pick a lot of my laws in favor of what values i want to cultivate
also, if you pick "infrastructure first, then most profitable" for your employment method in the buildings(?) tab you go from traditonal economy progress (stinky) to communalism and capital economy progress (yay)
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Anon11/29/25, 05:24No.2268617
Build a second city and fill it with building and marketplaces and spend the rest on RGO's
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Anon11/29/25, 05:27No.2268621
scootage
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Anon11/29/25, 09:15No.2268744
eu5 with ~250 provinces and 1 functional country on the map runs at a blistering pace you wouldn't believe. as in, a century per five minutes
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Anon11/29/25, 10:21No.2268797
thaneSLOP when are you releasing anything aussie neet cunt
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Anon11/29/25, 10:28No.2268805
he's never releasing anything he's busy raiding gsg
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Anon11/29/25, 10:49No.2268826
what ideas for groß permikum? i was thinking quantity into expansion and then stacking movement speed/flipping to horde. im grabbing religious at some point as well for the culture conversion cost
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Anon11/29/25, 10:56No.2268835
Anyone here play terra invicta? Just got the game and am learning to play, could use some pro-tips.
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Anon11/29/25, 10:57No.2268837
innovative, then offensive, then espionage
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Anon11/29/25, 11:19No.2268876
if you're going religious for the culture-conversion cost you might as well as pair it with the influence policy
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Anon11/29/25, 11:23No.2268885
i think that might be overkill i just want to convert russia/the lands needed for the cheevo. i ended up taking quantiy i think ill do -> admin -> trade -> expansion then drop expansion for religious when I want to culture convert
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Anon11/29/25, 11:26No.2268894
fuck you buddy quantity/trade is the best policy in the game
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Anon11/29/25, 11:35No.2268907
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Anon11/29/25, 11:42No.2268923
sixty seven
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Anon11/29/25, 11:46No.2268928
literally who & literally who
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Anon11/29/25, 11:49No.2268932
two jews forming the foundation of modern economic policy
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Anon11/29/25, 11:55No.2268939
only one of them was a jew
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Anon11/29/25, 12:08No.2268964
yeah and I suppose yours is better
what's your poison, pal? inno/pluto?
swear to god if you're about to hit me with "I like extra siege" as if that matters in single-player when you can just bombard and move on
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Anon11/29/25, 12:10No.2268971
innovative/offensive/espionage
it's got it all, great generals, extra offensive, extra force limit, extra siege ability, all while increasing your mana generation through the roof
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Anon11/29/25, 12:12No.2268974
inno espy offen
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Anon11/29/25, 12:26No.2269000
sheesh
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Anon11/29/25, 12:36No.2269019
seeing a lot of talking and no citation of any individual policy better than a shitton of goods produced
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Anon11/29/25, 13:00No.2269047
poor guy got tired of europeans making same news articles every 5 years
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Anon11/29/25, 13:12No.2269054
i bet he blobs as prussia
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Anon11/29/25, 13:24No.2269066
maybe uunona senior was into german names
which is on one hand is weird after what germans were doing in nambia, but on the other hand there's not a lot of historical memory of ww2 outside of europe
adolf hitler to nambia is like pol pot or mao zedong to a european
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Anon11/29/25, 13:35No.2269075
Is there a good vanilla+ mod for CK2?
I tried HIP years ago and decided it wasn't better than vanilla.
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Anon11/29/25, 13:50No.2269103
yeah, mine.
its just a few simple changes.
i got some more ideas for changes but i havent been playing ck2 in a while so
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Anon11/29/25, 13:51No.2269108
*blobs in your thread*
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Anon11/29/25, 13:53No.2269114
why not
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Anon11/29/25, 13:54No.2269117
THERE IS NO RELATION BETWEEN BEING LUSTFUL AND BEING HEALTHY
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Anon11/29/25, 13:56No.2269122
there is akshually because theres an event you can get when your character is old that removes the lustful trait due to old age.
so the idea is if your character is old but still healthy enough to be lustful and he hasnt gotten that event yet then thats a little buff to his health. 0.25 is not much.
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Anon11/29/25, 13:59No.2269125
i dont care
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Anon11/29/25, 14:02No.2269136
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Anon11/29/25, 14:51No.2269204
top 5 beverages
sprite
pepsi (at kfc)
coke (canned)
mountain jew
mirinda
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Anon11/29/25, 14:53No.2269209
19
yes 15% goods produced is a pretty good modifier because you get to double dip on the income via both production and trade, but money is easy to come by in eu4, especially if you develop your lands via surplus mana you get through inno and espionage ideas
meanwhile when you go inno-espy-offensive you get to have 6 (six!) free policies with an incredibly strong set of 3 policies to start with (+10% siege ability, +1 leader siege, +2 diplomats, -25% stab cost and +25% spy network construction).
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Anon11/29/25, 14:55No.2269213
top 5 beverages
water
milk (full fat)
gin
vinum (red, semi-dry)
cerveza (porter)
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Anon11/29/25, 15:01No.2269226
i kissed a woman in my dream what does it mean
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Anon11/29/25, 15:02No.2269227
it's the devil trying to distract you from proper platonic love (male-male)
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Anon11/29/25, 15:11No.2269237
it means nothing
enjoy your lifelong virginity, incel
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Anon11/29/25, 15:14No.2269240
don't listen to this jealous magiclet
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Anon11/29/25, 15:19No.2269244
ho ho yea' magic is real
*casts a spell on u* xD
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Anon11/29/25, 15:20No.2269246
*wards*
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Anon11/29/25, 15:28No.2269260
why
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Anon11/29/25, 15:38No.2269278
sÖy opinion
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Anon11/29/25, 15:45No.2269288
It breaks the game, if you use it even once you might as well quit the game because nothing will be a challenge to you afterwards.
Conquering the world as a nomad isn't even fun with the CK2 UI because you have to manually siege and pillage/create vassals in every province.
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Anon11/29/25, 15:48No.2269291
if you don't like using it then just don't use it
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Anon11/29/25, 15:48No.2269294
it is fun doe. sure its a lot of clicks but with each click you get tons of gold and prestige so its a nice dopamine boost.
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Anon11/29/25, 15:53No.2269301
Sorry anon I get no enjoyment from shooting fish in a barrel.
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Anon11/29/25, 15:56No.2269305
then tell me how can the mongol ai blob historically without the invasion cb
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Anon11/29/25, 16:09No.2269323
played as manila and majapahit just colonized half my island and subjugated me
sigh
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Anon11/29/25, 16:22No.2269332
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Anon11/29/25, 17:47No.2269499
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Anon11/29/25, 18:00No.2269544
victoria 4 general?
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Anon11/29/25, 18:09No.2269563
nuh uh they used their unique terraforming advances and transormed the land into grazing rgos
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Anon11/29/25, 18:14No.2269573
>muh epic reddit memegame references
so fucking cringe
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Anon11/29/25, 18:16No.2269582
Changing the coalition CB to require capturing the capital rather than winning battles might be the most ass change they made.
Nothing quite like the feeling of being dragged into a 20-year-long war with a forced CtA because your ally saved up enough favours with you, where you can't separate peace because it's a coalition CB, and where you can't do anything because you're landlocked and the AI can't do naval invasions
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Anon11/29/25, 18:18No.2269587
why do you have allies in nu5
just blob and abuse coalitions being a joke
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Anon11/29/25, 18:19No.2269590
I really wanted the extra pop growth from the census issue and my nobles demanded an alliance for support
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Anon11/29/25, 18:20No.2269592
because everything is better with friends ^-^
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Anon11/29/25, 18:20No.2269596
your cringe reminded me of that time i played memegame 2
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Anon11/29/25, 18:21No.2269600
but the pop growth from census is so tiny
i'm too used to vic2 pop growth which is really explosive
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Anon11/29/25, 18:25No.2269608
the pops compound over time
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Anon11/29/25, 18:26No.2269612
yes but you get more pops by conquering and by conquering you get to secure your heartland with forts which means it'll never lose prosperity which means great pop growth
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Anon11/29/25, 18:33No.2269624
>blobbing
gross
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Anon11/29/25, 18:34No.2269626
what i really really hate about eu5 is professionals not being tied to any pop
your manpower you get from buildings, used to build regulars, is exactly like eu4 manpower in that losing those men does not lose you any pops
but when you levy peasants if they die in battle they die irl
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Anon11/29/25, 18:36No.2269631
good day for a run
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Anon11/29/25, 18:38No.2269635
Cumrag started growing its own microbiome
What do I do
I'm scared of touching my dick with this thing and getting a UTI or something
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Anon11/29/25, 18:43No.2269656
they are doe
when you lose men you lose soldier pops
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Anon11/29/25, 18:44No.2269658
>The mongols didn't turn persia and russia into steppes
they dont do that in ck2 either. they did pillage russia and persia and destroyed churches and mosques, i.e. pillaged holdings, as its called in ck2. and you can only do that by holding the holdings directly, you cant do it for vassal holdings.
>Even the game itself models it that way in the 1241 start.
how do you mean? do you mean the russian princes vassalised by the golden horde?
with the invasion cb you vassalise sub-realms that you dont fully occupy during war. counties are only fully annexed if the player minmaxes it purposely. the ai doesnt do it.
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Anon11/29/25, 19:03No.2269690
did anyone buy anything on nigger friday?
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Anon11/29/25, 19:03No.2269691
>Just don't siege and you will vassalize
Yeah that's subjugation, I accept your concession.
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Anon11/29/25, 19:04No.2269692
i bought a billhook
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Anon11/29/25, 19:06No.2269695
a modern billhook or the medieval polearm one?
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Anon11/29/25, 19:08No.2269696
the tool, not the weapon
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Anon11/29/25, 19:12No.2269702
but the tool was very commonly used as a weapon. it's much better suited for that than a hatchet
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Anon11/29/25, 19:17No.2269707
>Yeah that's subjugation, I accept your concession.
>It breaks the game, if you use it even once you might as well quit the game because nothing will be a challenge to you afterwards.
ok good point. the subjugation cb can only be used once per lifetime.
what do you suggest? making the invasion cb available against other nomads only and making the subjugation cb available indefinitely?
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Anon11/29/25, 19:18No.2269708
i suggest the sissyfication cb
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Anon11/29/25, 19:26No.2269716
i bought new clothes :D
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Anon11/29/25, 19:30No.2269724
cute!
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Anon11/29/25, 19:31No.2269728
>grown man using the word "cute"
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Anon11/29/25, 19:32No.2269732
foxes are cute
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Anon11/29/25, 19:33No.2269735
your mom was cute before i got to her faggot
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Anon11/29/25, 19:33No.2269737
a couple days ago i was walking my dog in the forest and he caught and mauled a fox
just thought you should know
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Anon11/29/25, 19:50No.2269769
what kind of clothes did you buy.
50s godfather mafia classic masculine kinda clothes or some gayass clothes
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Anon11/29/25, 19:55No.2269785
are those the only two kinds of clothes
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Anon11/29/25, 19:57No.2269789
don't listen to that fanook, suits are a form of american humiliation ritual
a real traditional clothes are comfortable
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Anon11/29/25, 20:17No.2269840
finaly, leaky has come _back_ to /gsg/
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Anon11/29/25, 20:18No.2269845
If you see a gibberish post, it was made by raiders, ignore it.
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Anon11/29/25, 20:19No.2269849
i dont get it
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Anon11/29/25, 20:20No.2269851
the joke is gay sex
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Anon11/29/25, 20:20No.2269852
anby prerelease build get in while you can
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Anon11/29/25, 20:23No.2269858
enby?? cute
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Anon11/29/25, 20:26No.2269861
nothing cute about anby.. he's a beast
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Anon11/29/25, 20:26No.2269862
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Anon11/29/25, 20:27No.2269865
not to speak about alby. say alby's name three times in a mirror, i dare you
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Anon11/29/25, 20:27No.2269868
cute dog
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Anon11/29/25, 20:33No.2269887
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Anon11/29/25, 20:36No.2269894
STOP
USING
THE
WORD
"CUTE"
YOU ARE A GROWN ASS MAN
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Anon11/29/25, 20:39No.2269897
why is sowj. capitalized but poln. is not?
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Anon11/29/25, 20:43No.2269904
how do you know i'm a man
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Anon11/29/25, 20:48No.2269913
Waiting for EU5 to get updates and DLC before learning it and playing. Which EU4 countries should I play? I have never touched Brandenburg.
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Anon11/29/25, 20:49No.2269916
play ET
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Anon11/29/25, 20:50No.2269920
the game that caused the great video game crash?
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Anon11/29/25, 20:52No.2269929
my favorite eu4 country is um um um
portugal
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Anon11/29/25, 20:53No.2269932
it's actually "make me, kike". "make me kike" sounds like you're telling someone to make you kike (verb) or make you a kike.
I understand the confusion though, the English language is hard for non-natives. Just remember to use proper punctuation next time!
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Anon11/29/25, 21:24No.2269977
actually my favorite country in eu4 is muscovy even though they start pretty op and have a super bloated mission tree
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Anon11/29/25, 22:20No.2270096
i too consider muscovy my favorite because of how cute it looks starting all the way in the eurasian east
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Anon11/29/25, 22:22No.2270100
>Play Aztecs
>Research the make weapons with coal and gems production
>Become economic powerhouse
>Subjugate three tribes who have like seven vassals themselves
>Masturbate waiting for Spaniards to arrive
>It's only 1389
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Anon11/29/25, 23:02No.2270185
I have all the crusader kings 3 DLC but its been a very long time since I have played. I was going to start in the middle east. I see you can have the muslim area start as a "Administrative" Government or a Feudal one. Is Administrative particularly fun or does it give them a bunch of buffs or something?
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Anon11/29/25, 23:20No.2270211
is it true arumba killed himself
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Anon11/30/25, 00:49No.2270366
>fox: eu5 asking where the fixes for the game are
>Ps5: paradox too busy on holiday to fix their game they just released
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Anon11/30/25, 01:03No.2270408
>put game audio to 1%
>it's still too loud
who designs this
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Anon11/30/25, 01:13No.2270430
the same people who designed the CK2 loading screen music>ba ba baba
>ba baa baa
>ba ba baba
>ba baa baa
>BAAAA BAAA BAAABAAAAAA
>BA BAAA BAAAA
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Anon11/30/25, 01:42No.2270487
1.0.8 seems harder to play as England against France.
Any tips?
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Anon11/30/25, 02:05No.2270533
why do i have to press 'balance units' every single time i merge troopswhy cant it just balance them automatically
what is the point of this button
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Anon11/30/25, 02:17No.2270553
to balance the units duh
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Anon11/30/25, 03:39No.2270638
it's a bit like how //gsg was better when every second thread was hosted on /vg/
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Anon11/30/25, 05:09No.2270740
you guys are watching the eu5 tranny right now right
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Anon11/30/25, 07:34No.2270830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TIOmWKQHnM
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Anon11/30/25, 10:01No.2270937
i like how everyone just ignored the gibberishposter
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Anon11/30/25, 10:19No.2270950
i ignore every post here
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Anon11/30/25, 10:21No.2270952
but you didn't ignore mine
explain
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Anon11/30/25, 11:41No.2271020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXUiMM6QOv4
based orban
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Anon11/30/25, 12:05No.2271042
odd poland
even lithuania
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Anon11/30/25, 12:08No.2271048
why the fuck are western unit pips so fucking bad
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Anon11/30/25, 12:11No.2271052
She's quoting me btw
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Anon11/30/25, 12:46No.2271080
Does no one here play Terra Invicta? Just got the game friday and am having a blast!It is pretty nice to play a gsg that is not from paradox!
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Anon11/30/25, 12:58No.2271093
played the demo of that
heard the game is currently shit
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Anon11/30/25, 13:20No.2271115
i forgot what was said by the last person that chimed in about it,
but what i do remember being said before him is that the game is too 'long' a journey from playing planetside to finally colonizing
too much dice-rolling and dependency on agents
devs made changes to the game which majority of players disagreed with
devs not listening to feedback
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Anon11/30/25, 13:49No.2271143
48
western unit pips are only bad in the early game (where the 99% of the gameplay happens)
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Anon11/30/25, 14:34No.2271191
yeah and thats the cool period of history wherein apparently these guys somehow have half the pips of sub subharan african cavalry and also native americans and also the ottomans and tunisia and you know
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Anon11/30/25, 14:41No.2271203
So if you sink enemy transports their ship and army levies can get raised again? Because that seems to be happening to me
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Anon11/30/25, 16:20No.2271315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nPLAlqsWgM
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Anon11/30/25, 16:25No.2271321
not clicking that
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Anon11/30/25, 16:52No.2271353
what's the matter? don't like the thumbnail? is it too clickbaity for you? ;)
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Anon11/30/25, 16:54No.2271355
no i don't click any youtube links posted in this general unless they're military marches
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Anon11/30/25, 16:58No.2271359
when's the last time that happened?
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Anon11/30/25, 17:00No.2271362
youtube links are posted all the time
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Anon11/30/25, 17:03No.2271364
no i mean when's the last time someone posted a military march video
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Anon11/30/25, 17:05No.2271365
idk, a week or two ago?
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Anon11/30/25, 17:06No.2271367
i just want to stack cca as france
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Anon11/30/25, 17:08No.2271368
common carotid artery?
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Anon11/30/25, 17:09No.2271371
are french people particularly known for common carotid artillery are you fucking stupid bro
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Anon11/30/25, 17:09No.2271375
every frenchman has at least one
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Anon11/30/25, 17:15No.2271385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A65loeNye4
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Anon11/30/25, 17:18No.2271388
why can't germans and poles live in peace? do they have to chimp out every time?
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Anon11/30/25, 17:21No.2271391
why can't ******* and ******* live in peace? do they have to chimp out every time?
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Anon11/30/25, 17:22No.2271396
are you implying two neighboring cultures never got along ever?
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Anon11/30/25, 17:27No.2271404
of course they can
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Anon11/30/25, 17:33No.2271413
even Poles and Hungarians are separated by Slovaks
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Anon11/30/25, 17:34No.2271417
slovaks aren't real
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Anon11/30/25, 17:35No.2271420
t.hun
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Anon11/30/25, 17:36No.2271425
what are czechs and germans separated by, the sudetes?
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Anon11/30/25, 17:37No.2271432
no they're separated by ethnic cleansing
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Anon11/30/25, 17:38No.2271433
not too different with poles
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Anon11/30/25, 17:38No.2271435
expulsion is not an ethnic cleansing
no, i don't care about the un definition, they're flat earthers
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Anon11/30/25, 17:46No.2271455
ceasing to exist
ö
ceasing to exist (in syberia)
:|
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Anon11/30/25, 17:47No.2271456
the amount of reddit tier "memes" on here is saddening
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Anon11/30/25, 17:48No.2271461
name 3 (three)
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Anon11/30/25, 17:58No.2271480
ohhh boy with ram prices rising this high i'll probably be putting off upgrading my pc for maybe 4 or 5 years
maybe more
i'm willing to put off playing eu5 for that long
but by that point i'll probably be affording the move to russia
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Anon11/30/25, 18:00No.2271484
just join svo, you'll be able to afford supercomputer day one
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Anon11/30/25, 18:01No.2271486
who?
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Anon11/30/25, 18:01No.2271487
buy the steam machine
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Anon11/30/25, 18:02No.2271488
what is the steam machine and why would i want one
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Anon11/30/25, 18:03No.2271489
it's gaben's linux pc
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Anon11/30/25, 18:09No.2271503
okay but i already have a pc that i built, how would buying another (assumingly potent) pc be cheaper
my pc upgrade would only involve a beefier cpu (something better than my ryzen 5 2600), more ram to support it (32gb instead of 16gb, possibly with same speed or better?) and maybe MAYBE a better gpu (better than my rx590, maybe an nvidia one?)
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Anon11/30/25, 18:10No.2271506
oh and of course the motherboard to support it, since this motherboard's cpu socket is outdated
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Anon11/30/25, 18:10No.2271507
do you guys use the Kiev mod or do you accept the cringe in order to be able to get achievements?
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Anon11/30/25, 18:11No.2271512
i would use the kiev mod, and cheevos can get fucked
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Anon11/30/25, 18:11No.2271513
>cheevos
ngmi
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Anon11/30/25, 18:12No.2271516
I don't, but it doesn't matter, because every game I destroy the eastern blue blob and then rename the city itself to Putingrad before selling it off
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Anon11/30/25, 18:17No.2271520
how do you get cheevos on a pirated copy?
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Anon11/30/25, 18:20No.2271527
mine seems to give me cheevos during a run but resets it every time I launch the game... would also like to know...
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Anon11/30/25, 18:24No.2271537
that happens in a legitimate copy too
think it was also in Vic3
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Anon11/30/25, 18:44No.2271587
https://www.msn.com/en-us/urban-infrastructure/transportation-infrastructure/collapse-at-opening-multi-million-dollar-project-in-congo-fails/vi-AA1Rqc7g#details
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Anon11/30/25, 19:24No.2271659
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Anon11/30/25, 19:24No.2271661
I hate the mission-hating redditors so fucking much
>just add decisions!
literally the same as missions
>make a journal with all the events and how to trigger them
literally the same as missions
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Anon11/30/25, 19:26No.2271663
why are you posting on reddit if you hate redditors? does that mean you hate yourself too?
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Anon11/30/25, 19:27No.2271665
nobody tell him
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Anon11/30/25, 19:30No.2271667
>start new campaign
>spend 7 hours visualizing with the game open and do nothing
>go to bed
today i will look away from futa jallon i swear
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Anon11/30/25, 19:58No.2271734
if you need anything else to look at e6 is always there
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Anon11/30/25, 20:09No.2271756
e6?
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Anon11/30/25, 20:24No.2271782
67 gottem
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Anon11/30/25, 20:27No.2271789
https://eu4.paradoxwikis.com/Ouchi
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Anon11/30/25, 20:28No.2271793
redditors are unironically praising vic3 economy
theyre a lost cause
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Anon11/30/25, 20:30No.2271796
fauci ouchi
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Anon11/30/25, 23:08No.2272114
really funny how indians gaining access to the internet was the absolute worst thing to happen to their reputation.
five years ago only real racists cared about indians, their stereotypes were pretty much just "7/11 worker" or "scam caller". The idea of street-shitting wasn't well known
nowadays, just calling someone indian is an insult and they're the most socially acceptable "people" to hate. Jeet is an accepted slur
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Anon11/30/25, 23:26No.2272149
>they're the most socially acceptable "people" to hate
that's the french
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Anon12/01/25, 00:29No.2272258
the indian population is so huge they probably don't even care about what the rest of the world thinks of them
most of them are probably too poor to even know what we think of them
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Anon12/01/25, 01:28No.2272361
ugh, the great Mediterranean Forests, Woodlands, and Scrub empire
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Anon12/01/25, 01:33No.2272367
mangroves? what about womangroves?
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Anon12/01/25, 01:35No.2272374
finland should be absolutely peppered with teal
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Anon12/01/25, 01:36No.2272376
i had a prophetic dream about mangroves once. but i forgot what it was about by now. it's written now somewhere
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Anon12/01/25, 01:38No.2272378
are you guys playing eu5 or no?
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Anon12/01/25, 01:38No.2272379
did you know that the great american lakes and the baltic sea are very similar in terms of saltiness?
the baltic sea is essentially a saltwater lake
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Anon12/01/25, 01:39No.2272381
waiting for a patch to play again
i've been waiting for almost two weeks but each patch is buggier than the next
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Anon12/01/25, 01:42No.2272385
i'll play it when i upgrade my pc in 2-4 years, game should hopefully not be a buggy mess by then, to johan's credit
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Anon12/01/25, 01:46No.2272388
i'm the bog iron goblin
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Anon12/01/25, 01:55No.2272402
so tempted... it's an am4 socket... if i wait until next year or the year after, i'll likely have to get a new mobo too...
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Anon12/01/25, 01:57No.2272404
sopa de macaco, uma delicia
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Anon12/01/25, 01:59No.2272405
you should buy it
order it now
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Anon12/01/25, 02:00No.2272407
don't get fomo'd by the guy above me. wait.
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Anon12/01/25, 02:06No.2272418
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Anon12/01/25, 02:11No.2272428
okay i'll wait
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Anon12/01/25, 02:45No.2272495
No DLC for HOI4 whats the best strat to win? I'm terrible at these games yet I love em
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Anon12/01/25, 02:57No.2272516
cas is king
build fighters and cas planes and get lots of infantry + a couple decent tanks to play micro with.
if you're new new play canada or something i guess
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Anon12/01/25, 03:43No.2272570
brown people posting about white people history
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Anon12/01/25, 04:39No.2272637
why does eu5 always look so blurry? eu4´s sharpness has more soul
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Anon12/01/25, 05:38No.2272695
yeehaw
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Anon12/01/25, 07:10No.2272749
malenia x miquella is canon
btw paracucks should make it possible for celestial and meritocratic governments to create princedoms
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Anon12/01/25, 08:19No.2272803
gsg peaked with piss coloured proissen
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Anon12/01/25, 08:20No.2272804
so the current complaints about eu5 seem to be
>ai doesnt know how to expand
>ai is ass
>expansion is extremely slow and tediouis
>buggy as hell
>90% of your land is basically useless
I look forward to this game going from beta to early access in 2026
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Anon12/01/25, 08:29No.2272819
>expansion is extremely slow and tediouis
based
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Anon12/01/25, 08:32No.2272830
in ck3
where is the empire creation cost file?
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Anon12/01/25, 08:36No.2272835
very impressive how paradox can make a game based in an era defined by its empire-building where expanding your empire is actually extremely sluggish
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Anon12/01/25, 09:00No.2272854
I bought EU5 thinking it'd be the ultimate sandbox where I can do WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT. Form my dream mega-empire of meme nations? Check. Turn the Pope into a naval superpower? Hell yeah. Make Lithuania eat the HRE and turn it into a vodka-fueled megablot? ABSOLUTELY.But NOOOOO, Paradox shoves these goddamn dynamic historical events down our throats like "Hey, play historical or gtfo!" Why the fuck do I care about some dusty-ass king named Ferdinand or whatever conquering Granada? I HATE HISTORY. It's all dead people doing boring wars over land that doesn't exist anymore. Give me FREEDOM, not your scripted LARP fest!
In EU4 it was bad enough with permanent modifiers and "suggested" missions that basically screamed "DO THIS OR SUCK". EU5? They promised less railroading, more player agency, but guess what? Still got those chains holding me back from TRUE CHAOS. Every time I try to go off-rails – like allying Timurids as Ryukyu and painting the map pink – BAM, scenarios pop up guilting me into "historical paths" with shitty bonuses if I don't follow the script. FUCK THAT. Why punish creativity? Why force me to roleplay as Habsburgs when I wanna be the Aztec space marines colonizing Europe?This ain't CK3 where I can inbred my way to god-emperor status without a care. Or Stellaris where I genocide xenos and build ringworlds in peace. EU5 should be PURE SANDBOX: No scenarios, no events shoving history in my face, just me, my armies, and 500 years of "git gud or die trying". Let the AI derp around randomly – who cares if Mughals never form? That's MY world now!
Paradox, if you read this: DELETE RAILROADING. ADD MODES: HISTORY SIM (for you losers) and TOTAL FREEDOM (for chads like me). Otherwise, I'm modding this shit myself or playing Vic3 MP where we ignore all the mechanics anyway.
TL;DR: Railroading = cancer. Sandbox or bust. Historyfags ruined EU4, don't let them ruin EU5.
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Anon12/01/25, 09:09No.2272857
it's funny because eu5 is neither balanced nor historical
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Anon12/01/25, 09:41No.2272882
3 more days fore the warhammer dlc
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Anon12/01/25, 12:11No.2272978
ai army once they lost the war
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Anon12/01/25, 12:46No.2273019
>When Henry VIII began the process of having his marriage to Catherine of Aragon annulled, it was suggested that Richmond marry his own half-sister Mary in order to strengthen Richmond's claim to the throne.
>Anxious to prevent the annulment and Henry's possible break with the Roman Catholic Church, the Pope was even prepared to grant a special dispensation for their marriage
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Anon12/01/25, 13:22No.2273073
Divine marriage for Anglicanism when?
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Anon12/01/25, 13:34No.2273098
that is why Anglicanism is superior
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Anon12/01/25, 14:43No.2273192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLobFWX9cW8
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Anon12/01/25, 15:14No.2273238
must be some steam review
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Anon12/01/25, 15:49No.2273266
does austria ever become stronger than bohemia in peepoo 5
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Anon12/01/25, 15:51No.2273272
austria only became stronger than bohemia irl when they swallowed netherlands
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Anon12/01/25, 15:53No.2273279
to think if not for jan hus the unholy germanic confederation would have been the unholy czech confederation...
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Anon12/01/25, 16:08No.2273314
janny hus is my bro
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Anon12/01/25, 16:29No.2273348
czezczhzia would be more german than ever though
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Anon12/01/25, 17:12No.2273424
cute germanized czechia...
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Anon12/01/25, 18:45No.2273533
It's up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Tq2GGyN1o
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Anon12/01/25, 19:02No.2273562
*grand strategy
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Anon12/01/25, 19:14No.2273589
*general
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Anon12/01/25, 19:44No.2273644
the south forest bantus will rise again
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Anon12/01/25, 19:48No.2273647
i'll march away to the firing line... and kill that north east jungle bantu!
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Anon12/01/25, 20:10No.2273675
McBantu
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Anon12/01/25, 20:11No.2273678
great lacustrine yankee
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Anon12/01/25, 20:14No.2273683
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Anon12/01/25, 20:42No.2273720
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Anon12/01/25, 21:43No.2273816
south american bantu
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Anon12/01/25, 22:23No.2273876
did kaja kallas flunk history class throughout her years of schooling or what
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Anon12/01/25, 22:28No.2273887
Does anyone still have the gsg movie chart?
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Anon12/02/25, 00:08No.2274004
i hope reddit is just bad because ive read a lot of """historical opinions""" on r/eu4 in the past few days that have been really out there
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Anon12/02/25, 00:32No.2274025
such as
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Anon12/02/25, 00:33No.2274026
we've all seen it
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Anon12/02/25, 00:37No.2274031
i think whats going to happen if i post specifics is that someone will go "haha thats actually true though"
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Anon12/02/25, 00:38No.2274032
or maybe i just shouldnt take the posts of communist sinophile """transfemmes""" and spiteful brown people who are still sore about being from a poor country seriously
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Anon12/02/25, 01:04No.2274052
sinophilia was the default state of human existence up until the year 1800
it stands to reason that it would come back around
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Anon12/02/25, 01:06No.2274054
should i try to get personal unions with other countries as austria
should i just blob into hungary and north italy
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Anon12/02/25, 01:14No.2274064
>thinking chinks were exotic and mysterious and cool was popular until we sailed there for ourselves and realised they were really hideous slant-eyed drones subservient to whichever turkoid horsefucker tribe subjugated them this time without a spark of industry, creativeness or really any other redeeming quality
shocker.
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Anon12/02/25, 01:22No.2274075
turks?
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Anon12/02/25, 01:46No.2274105
if you think it'll be disputed, go educate yourself on it
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Anon12/02/25, 01:48No.2274106
what do you mean
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Anon12/02/25, 02:14No.2274133
talking to the anon pointing to reddit takes with hushed whispers
just say what you're talking about or don't bring it up
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Anon12/02/25, 02:18No.2274140
but someone will just argue with it for fun i know how this works the historical fact could have been that the grass is green
also you should kill yourself because you basically posted "go educate yourself sweaty" but unironically
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Anon12/02/25, 02:52No.2274189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJS7DmFUcGI
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Anon12/02/25, 03:20No.2274215
china banning trannies was the worst catastrophe of our lifetime
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Anon12/02/25, 03:21No.2274218
ok, let's see your heraldric artwork then
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Anon12/02/25, 03:37No.2274235
banning trannies is never a bad thing though
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Anon12/02/25, 05:00No.2274309
i'm saying "go educate yourself" because you're afraid reddit's gonna show up to break down your headcanon
too insecure
just say whatever dumb shit you wanted to say
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Anon12/02/25, 05:12No.2274322
no its because my point isnt about an individual fact at all im basically asking if other people have gathered a similar impression if i posted "hah a troon posted that antartica had the most powerful civilisation on earth" a disagreeable tard like you would have just immediately started defending that because thats how people act on this websiteim just saying i hope its that the eu4 reddit has john green-ish historical positions and not the grand strat culture at large because i dont want the games to be fucking stupid
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Anon12/02/25, 06:50No.2274380
hhhnnnnnggggg.... *has explosive diarrhea down your throat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa iiiiiii put too muuuucccchhhh hot saaaauuuuuce in my fooooooooooddddd!!!!
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Anon12/02/25, 07:34No.2274420
what if you were raped
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Anon12/02/25, 07:52No.2274428
student council election:
>left party (dying)
>cozy group (large)
>voice of the students (medium)
>feel good party (big)
>muslim group (medium)which one do i vote for? i dont know or care about any of them
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Anon12/02/25, 08:51No.2274469
too insecure
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Anon12/02/25, 09:58No.2274530
whTs cozy group
whYs feel good party
whashs voice of the students
I know it doesn't matter but give us 1 sentence summaries
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Anon12/02/25, 10:05No.2274541
i have no idea, there are no pictures or statements or anything on the website or any information in the emails. you either care and know or you dont, all you get is the names of the people
2 and 4 are multikulti, 1 and 3 are pvre germanics, 5 is muzzies and the token whitegirl. not a single person running is even from my field, they're all social science or chemistry or shit.
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Anon12/02/25, 12:00No.2274615
john green? as in the writer?
what are his historical opinions, being anti-tuberculosis?
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Anon12/02/25, 12:10No.2274621
i cant talk about this with you right now because i want to do sex
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Anon12/02/25, 12:13No.2274622
that's not cool
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Anon12/02/25, 12:18No.2274624
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Anon12/02/25, 12:19No.2274625
it would be gay sex therefore inherently immoral waiting for marriage is pointless
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Anon12/02/25, 12:30No.2274631
test
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Anon12/02/25, 12:55No.2274648
>manchu gaming
how fares the campaign anons?
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Anon12/02/25, 13:50No.2274700
react to my campaign you faggots
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Anon12/02/25, 13:50No.2274702
*ignores u*
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Anon12/02/25, 13:52No.2274706
erm did no one tell this guy eu5 is out?
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Anon12/02/25, 14:14No.2274730
wtf that isnt me
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Anon12/02/25, 14:45No.2274765
>owari da
japanbros.... how will we recover?
706
see 5356
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Anon12/02/25, 14:49No.2274773
all of east asia is a devastated shithole
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Anon12/02/25, 15:13No.2274832
Eu4 is so fucking superior. i understand those viccy 2 players now, hanging on to itthe new Robin Hood series is fine btw. (just ignore the black Little Jon and the 2 other black peasants you see at the execution-scene. those were the only ahistoricals
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Anon12/02/25, 15:25No.2274884
is the kalevala worth making a movie or two out of
i'm sick of hearing about robin fag and his retarded shenanigans
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Anon12/02/25, 15:31No.2274909
vicky 3 has been miles better than vicky 2 since nov 2024
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Anon12/02/25, 15:31No.2274910
i call dibs on playing the main character
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Anon12/02/25, 17:15No.2275163
vicky 3 still doesnt have an economic simulation or a war system
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Anon12/02/25, 17:16No.2275167
correct, it's an even bigger memegame than it's predecessor
sad!
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Anon12/02/25, 17:49No.2275242
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Anon12/02/25, 17:56No.2275258
For me, it's the Kalevala Duck Comic
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Anon12/02/25, 18:13No.2275286
LETS GO ASTRALIS LETS GO
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Anon12/02/25, 18:47No.2275352
how do i not become the poorest person on earth every time winter rolls around and my food costs shoot up to -30 for 3 months out of the year
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Anon12/02/25, 18:54No.2275375
my mother forgot how old I am twice in the span of two days
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Anon12/02/25, 19:03No.2275400
ah yes, the wonderful world of memegame2 "economic simulation" where the economy works as follows: every farmer, miner, and logger on Earth wakes up, produces the exact same amount every single day, and then deposits their goods into the Galactic Storage Locker™, where prices are decided by one magic polynomial written by an intern in 2008. there are no caravans, no ships, no ports, no tariffs, no losses, no spoilage. everything teleports to everywhere, instantly, for free. Prussian coal appears in Peru 1 tick after purchase with the same enthusiasm as Brazilian coffee appears in Bavaria. merchants? companies? customs agents? they don't exist. in fact, you can't even tell who you're buying from or selling to because you're not trading with other nations, no, every country in this so called authentic 19th century simulation game is actually trading with a nigh omnipresent gas cloud that absorbs every good you produce and mediate every transaction with the one true grocery prices. forget actual supply and demand, automobiles in the middle of the Amazon rainforest cost exactly the same as in the hearts of London, where they're being manufactured.every province, no matter how absurdly gigantic is cursed with exactly one RGO type, as if God personally descended and said: "Let no bread tempt thee, for thou shalt only mine coal." so you end up with provinces the size of 10 million square meters where apparently nobody farms, nobody keeps livestock, nobody dares enter the woods. and the best part? this is totally feasible in memegame2 because people don't need local food. they just download their nutrients from the next province, bypassing refrigeration, highways, and warehouses altogethermeanwhile, the "war system" is just as trash as the economy but people will allege i'm just rehearsing my old speech of partial nuclear honesty so i'll let it slide this time around.
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Anon12/02/25, 19:07No.2275412
did you know that ethiopia and scandinavia share the same color in vicky 2?
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Anon12/02/25, 19:08No.2275418
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Anon12/02/25, 19:08No.2275419
they also share the same color irl
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Anon12/02/25, 19:12No.2275432
didn't read btw
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Anon12/02/25, 19:16No.2275441
me annexing bukhara because they stole my colour
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Anon12/02/25, 19:16No.2275443
>colour
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Anon12/02/25, 19:50No.2275540
why did they name a muslim country after a communist
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Anon12/02/25, 19:52No.2275545
same reason pervomaisk was named that during the tsarist days
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Anon12/02/25, 20:12No.2275608
gsg related foot related videos and film?
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Anon12/02/25, 23:32No.2276119
cant sleep
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Anon12/02/25, 23:46No.2276155
I just want to use the new Manchuria focus tree but I don't want to pay for NCNSHow can I get NCNS without filling my computer with super-mega-AIDS
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Anon12/02/25, 23:49No.2276161
the russian site in the op has the dlcs you seek
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Anon12/03/25, 00:25No.2276218
How do I speed up diplo annexing? I'm Hungry, with Poland and Austria in a PU, but it takes hundreds of years to annex either of them. I also have the second best union law.Also, I've just been vassalizing a bunch of neighbours, but now I can't seem to annex any of them due to "combined vassal power too large", how do I fix this easily? Release one, annex territory directly in wars and/or take territory from vassals?
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Anon12/03/25, 00:39No.2276244
zoinks
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Anon12/03/25, 01:02No.2276269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYC3P-SAraE
aaaaah...
now this is some good shit
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Anon12/03/25, 01:30No.2276318
if you have more cultural influence than they have cultural tradition the annexation speed goes up
(build a lot of universities)
(you can fund artists but they kind of are ass)
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Anon12/03/25, 01:36No.2276328
how am i supposed to get the ghibellines to win without going to war with all of italy...
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Anon12/03/25, 01:41No.2276335
only way to win is to blob italy but you also dont have much time
fortunately it's not worth the effort for 50 years of a meagre 3 dip rep
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Anon12/03/25, 03:01No.2276486
spending 20 prestige so that the germans give me 800 coins seems like a pretty good deal
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Anon12/03/25, 04:54No.2276599
eu5g is slowly becoming more like gsg mwahaha
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Anon12/03/25, 06:36No.2276679
can you steer light railroading instead of heavy
if i have to play the same game every time i'd rather be dead
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Anon12/03/25, 06:40No.2276683
whichever deviantart furry legend can make this kind of stuff from scratch has my utmost respect (within context)
10 seconds in inkscape was enough for me
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Anon12/03/25, 07:21No.2276700
[/vst/thread/2032893#p2276699]
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Anon12/03/25, 07:45No.2276726
intermission to remind you when /gsg/ was many posts per minute and the emphasis was on live-action AARposting and general waggleposting. we have matured
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Anon12/03/25, 10:18No.2276870
matured more like gone senile
those were the good old days and we've been trying and failing to recapture that ever since
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Anon12/03/25, 11:30No.2276906
i miss when this place was rampant with niggerposting instead of reportfaggotry and post deletion
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Anon12/03/25, 11:32No.2276908
American actor Steven Seagal stated that he is proud to be Russian.
"I am proud to be Russian. If God gives me the opportunity to remain in Russia and continue my work here, I will be grateful", he added.
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Anon12/03/25, 11:37No.2276911
reality is that he is a rapist and deadbeat dad
that pride is more like gratitude to russia for not extraditing him to japan or usa
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Anon12/03/25, 11:38No.2276912
>live-action AARposting
you are a the blackest, most retarded gorilla nigger to ever walk this earth
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Anon12/03/25, 11:46No.2276917
is that a couple of nwords I see? that won't stand here
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Anon12/03/25, 11:46No.2276918
it will
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Anon12/03/25, 13:00No.2276997
ethiopians are actually semitic
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Anon12/03/25, 13:05No.2277006
anti
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Anon12/03/25, 13:37No.2277036
pro
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Anon12/03/25, 13:41No.2277040
anti semitic (arabs)
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Anon12/03/25, 15:11No.2277130
which nation should i play
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Anon12/03/25, 15:11No.2277132
belgium
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Anon12/03/25, 15:26No.2277154
why does rvssia oppose the west so much?
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Anon12/03/25, 15:32No.2277166
because russia doesn't want someone else to rule over it and dictate its cultural and domestic and financial policies
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Anon12/03/25, 15:32No.2277167
>countries where it's safe to drink tap water
>lists estados unidos
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Anon12/03/25, 15:34No.2277171
there's a reason why that image has "terrible maps" printed on it, it's bullshit
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Anon12/03/25, 15:34No.2277174
i tried uk tap water and it was disgusting
made tea with it and it was still shit
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Anon12/03/25, 15:38No.2277181
you cannot judge a whole country based on tapwater because tapwater quality is different from town to town. and rural tapwater will usually be worse than town tapwater because it has to spend a much longer time in the pipes
t. works at a water supply plant
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Anon12/03/25, 15:45No.2277197
really amazing how cucked people in the eu are by their current leaders
uk, germany and france... it's surprising really
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Anon12/03/25, 15:48No.2277203
almost like it is as intended by something much stronger than democracy...
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Anon12/03/25, 15:49No.2277206
family?
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Anon12/03/25, 15:52No.2277216
are a hierarchy of globalists all one family?
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Anon12/03/25, 15:54No.2277222
globulism has been debunked
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Anon12/03/25, 15:55No.2277223
where?
because the "it's all 100% jews" theory is bullshit
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Anon12/03/25, 15:59No.2277230
thats right, the jews are just working for the queen of england who's actually working for the catholic church
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Anon12/03/25, 16:12No.2277251
the royal family of england is just a glorified kardashian shitshow and without the power of the saudi prince
and the highest leaders of the west aren't even situated in the uk
catholic church is also another shitshow
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Anon12/03/25, 16:15No.2277253
y'all are terrible maps
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Anon12/03/25, 16:16No.2277256
How is little England ever supposed to defeat the French colossus?
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Anon12/03/25, 16:18No.2277265
the actual power lies in the americans
obviously with a lot of jews mixed into the conspiracy
so it's a hybrid situation, jews and non-jews
but anyways
USA projects power over europe and japan and through nato, ever since ww2
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Anon12/03/25, 16:19No.2277266
who had been the monarchs of /gsg/? and wether we now have a de facto ruler or not?
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Anon12/03/25, 16:20No.2277270
i declared myself king of /gsg/ land a couple months ago
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Anon12/03/25, 16:26No.2277285
you do realize full well we can fact check that using vg archive right
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Anon12/03/25, 16:27No.2277289
the only king /gsg/ has ever known was chvck, king of the chuds... taken too soon...,
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Anon12/03/25, 16:29No.2277293
>vg
i miss xer
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Anon12/03/25, 16:32No.2277299
uh.... based??????captcha GS2JAK
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Anon12/03/25, 16:34No.2277304
^ retard
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Anon12/03/25, 16:35No.2277305
dont make me say it i dont wanna get banned again
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Anon12/03/25, 16:35No.2277307
niggers
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Anon12/03/25, 16:36No.2277309
it's been exactly 427 days since we depart from /vg/ (hopefully never to return.)
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Anon12/03/25, 16:58No.2277348
t. johan is my brother, my captain, my basileus.
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Anon12/03/25, 17:07No.2277369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-yhZiY2UO4
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Anon12/03/25, 17:27No.2277412
not bad for a brown song
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Anon12/03/25, 17:29No.2277416
albanians are white
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Anon12/03/25, 17:29No.2277417
they were still white back then before they ditched katharevousa
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Anon12/03/25, 17:31No.2277420
as white as the muddy shit i just took
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Anon12/03/25, 17:32No.2277422
whites dont shit
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Anon12/03/25, 17:32No.2277423
>made up language
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Anon12/03/25, 17:34No.2277430
your mom shat out my dick last night, so i guess that means she's not white, eh?
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Anon12/03/25, 17:35No.2277435
yawn
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Anon12/03/25, 17:37No.2277436
You wouldn't prefer to talk about how the Ottomans can become a third world country in Victoria 3 if they fail to reform?
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Anon12/03/25, 17:40No.2277440
i will not talk about mediocria 3 until they make goods and money tangible like in vic 2
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Anon12/03/25, 17:40No.2277443
i will not talk about memegame3
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Anon12/03/25, 17:41No.2277448
imagine if ottomans failed to reform and got bogged by balkan shitters
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Anon12/03/25, 17:46No.2277458
imagine if the soviets had conquered the balkanshitters and successfully turned them into a hub of economic strength and logistical power
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Anon12/03/25, 17:47No.2277461
imagine dragons
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Anon12/03/25, 17:48No.2277462
shitty music
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Anon12/03/25, 17:49No.2277463
I prefer the timeline where based Tito gets his union with Bulgaria and then develops his nukes
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Anon12/03/25, 17:49No.2277464
truve
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Anon12/03/25, 17:49No.2277465
don't need to imagine, just have to research military staff system and wait a bit
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Anon12/03/25, 17:50No.2277467
you love to see it
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Anon12/03/25, 17:52No.2277470
*builds clipper factory*
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Anon12/03/25, 17:53No.2277471
with that that demand, why does actual bought say 35 instead of 39 being supplied? vickypros
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Anon12/03/25, 17:54No.2277474
USA currently getting raped, expecting a death spiral after this
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Anon12/03/25, 17:55No.2277475
Victoria 3:
Exploit local resource to create primary goods
Build a factory so that you may use primary good to create secondary goods
Use those secondary goods to help complete a more complicated product in another factory
Sell that final product to the global marketAnd honestly, it is really fun.
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Anon12/03/25, 17:56No.2277480
victoria 3:
click
click click
click click
click
click click click
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Anon12/03/25, 17:57No.2277481
does your mod remove the immigrant bonus if they lose?
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Anon12/03/25, 18:03No.2277490
they should still receive immigrants but they'll have to split them between CSA and the free new york, I've ran 20 campaigns on this mod and in 3 of them the USA is completely balkanized into it's constituents
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Anon12/03/25, 18:04No.2277493
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Anon12/03/25, 18:06No.2277498
immigrants dont get split, they get the same # but spread over fewer provinces
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Anon12/03/25, 18:07No.2277502
is that how it works?
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Anon12/03/25, 18:07No.2277504
no gays allowed in nogai
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Anon12/03/25, 18:08No.2277508
no it isn't
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Anon12/03/25, 18:08No.2277511
why do you think uruguay has 3 mil people in montevideo every game while argentina peaks at 700k pops
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Anon12/03/25, 18:09No.2277513
disregard that I suck cocks
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Anon12/03/25, 18:09No.2277515
Because you aren't including the other 2.3 million people in the Falkland Islands.
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Anon12/03/25, 18:10No.2277519
every male of european descend wants to milk cows, and there's no better place for that than uruguay
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Anon12/03/25, 18:11No.2277523
la plata
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Anon12/03/25, 18:12No.2277527
and brazil
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Anon12/03/25, 18:13No.2277530
rio grandi
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Anon12/03/25, 18:20No.2277546
wanna play vic3 together cutie
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Anon12/03/25, 18:21No.2277549
haven't played it yet
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Anon12/03/25, 18:27No.2277567
wtf did i do
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Anon12/03/25, 18:28No.2277568
meanwhile over in Europe
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Anon12/03/25, 18:30No.2277578
>that south tirol
retarded crimememod
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Anon12/03/25, 18:31No.2277579
play a meme mod you get memed on
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Anon12/03/25, 18:32No.2277580
youre germany, i'm hungary