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Anonymous09/29/25, 16:04No.2157733
>"KNIGHTS!"
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Anon09/29/25, 17:25No.2157830
>Knights of ze realm!
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Anon09/29/25, 17:54No.2157876
>BOAT-ROWS
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Anon09/30/25, 07:40No.2158480
Archers!
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Anon09/30/25, 10:22No.2158551
>Con quist adores
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Anon09/30/25, 14:36No.2158732
VARRRANGIAN GARD
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Anon09/30/25, 15:11No.2158773
TRIARI EYE
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Anon10/01/25, 13:03No.2159625
>CH-NEE-TEHS!
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Anon10/01/25, 16:50No.2159797
SAY THE LINE, ANON
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Anon10/01/25, 17:37No.2159851
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Anon10/01/25, 18:23No.2159902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCR8xV7fb5w
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Anon10/02/25, 12:31No.2160529
Total War unit quotes were always so absurdly shit and low effort. It's only with Warhammer that this assembly bothered to use some of their creativity.
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Anon10/02/25, 12:50No.2160539
>javohl mein Kaiser!
>das Reich marches today mein Kaiser
>bring me zu ze enemies of ze Reich mein Kaiser
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Anon10/02/25, 21:18No.2161010
Is it not obvious that I am your foe, infidel?
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Anon10/03/25, 12:51No.2161399
>he didn't install native voice mod
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Anon10/03/25, 22:31No.2161891
HOPLITE
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Anon10/07/25, 00:53No.2164918
God the units shouting out their name like pokemon was SOUL
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Anon10/08/25, 11:19No.2166158
>GEN-ER-AL'S BODYGAURD
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Anon10/08/25, 19:02No.2166457
>WAR DOGS
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Anon10/12/25, 13:41No.2170070
Why did Italian spear militia have to be so overpowered bros?
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Anon10/12/25, 18:22No.2170294
i recently migrated to linux mint (22.2) because dealing with windows was becoming increasingly cancerous
it completely fixed my rome 1 total war performance issues (known issue for some people no matter how good their rig is), now i can play EB1 again for a change
i tried everything else, 4gb patch, old disc version, compatibility settings, the custom .dll, changing affinity settings on task manager... nothing worked except migrating to linux, meaning it must have been a windows specific bugit's not just rome 1 of course, i have seen crazy performance gains all around the board even with productivity software (gimp, blender, unity)food for thought for anyone interested
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Anon10/13/25, 23:23No.2171341
Do most anons still use Stainless Steel?
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Anon10/14/25, 02:43No.2171456
>FRANKENSTEIN
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Anon10/17/25, 21:01No.2175334
Did Hospitallers mog Templars irl too?
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Anon10/19/25, 06:03No.2177111
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Anon10/21/25, 19:33No.2180244
>HEAVEH INFANTREH
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Anon10/22/25, 16:03No.2181382
ZE REICH SHOWS ITZ OPPVIOUS SUPERIORITY ONCE AGAIN
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Anon10/24/25, 10:55No.2183913
add variation if you want but did anyone actually find playing the large blobs in stainless steel, byzantium, the hre, the moors, etc, funny?
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Anon10/29/25, 16:16No.2191153
>SPEEAAAHHS
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Anon11/02/25, 13:18No.2197902
AFTER ALL
WE HAVE BOHEMIANS TO LOOK DOWN UPON
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Anon11/08/25, 15:15No.2218055
>"I AM THE WILD ROVER"
>singlehandedly raids and disrupts a whole fucking army
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Anon11/09/25, 10:07No.2220871
Has anyone ever seen the AI accept a demanding proposal?
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Anon11/15/25, 06:58No.2238803
>Tried
Didn't go well, did it?
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Anon11/16/25, 00:44No.2240526
>GLORIOUS VICTORY, SIR, SOON TO BE YOURS
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Anon11/18/25, 07:13No.2245801
Honour dictates I inform (You) I intend to fap.
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Anon11/18/25, 19:56No.2247239
>I carry many great wounds, all honourably earned in battle.
>Aye, and all earned in honorable service, like a TRVE ENGLISHMAN!
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Anon11/23/25, 21:00No.2257432
Fear is a weapon, wise generals, USE WILL!
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Anon11/28/25, 17:45No.2267663
>"INFIDELS"
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Anon12/06/25, 05:36No.2282675
En voie chevalier!
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Anon12/06/25, 10:40No.2282883
>HE VEY INF'A'NTRY
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Anon12/06/25, 15:52No.2283184
The "le levy spears only" quickly falls apart anyway the moment you actually do tests and look into the files and see that all mounted units were just overtuned either because the modders had no idea what they were doing or because they obsessively think of cavalry as invincible on the battlefield (both likely). You can charge knights into late pikemen uphill and win. It's not balanced, fun, or even historically accurate. But Stainless Steel is also the ultimate bottom-of-the-barrel mod of the game, so really who cares? You can fix it easily enough but it still doesn't change all the other problems it has.
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Anon12/06/25, 16:26No.2283248
Also the fact it is close to impossible to level to the highest level of cities without cheating or intense micromanaging unless you conquer one from the ai
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Anon12/06/25, 16:32No.2283254
So it seems to be agreed that SS is absolute garbage, but what's some historical Medieval 2 mods that are good by today's standards?
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Anon12/09/25, 10:26No.2288355
It's fine to admit you don't know what you're talking about since this game is full of mostly pointless esoteric knowledge but you think that cav being broken is a Med 2 thing and not a strictly a SS thing so I'm going to assume you haven't even played vanilla. Btw, SSHIP team thinks SS balance of cav is retarded so they nerfed it, but you wouldn't know that
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Anon12/13/25, 19:46No.2295674
Which mod has the best AI?
This was always the most important thing to me.
Who cares about winning if you won against a retard that can't play.
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Anon12/15/25, 04:29No.2297255
For me, it's totalvanillabeyond. It doesn't fiddle too much with the base gameplay, fixes all the common bugs and glitches, more knightly orders, some more units, and more factions. With the map expanding as far east as Mongolia, adding factions like the Kwarazmians, Baghdad, Damascus, Cumans in the east, and unlocking access to the Americas from the beginning. Where another new faction like Norway has an earlier head start. And lots of other cool things. It's not hyper autistic like SSHIP, just adds all the things to vanilla I wish it had. It's perfect.
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Anon12/15/25, 18:25No.2297888
What do society of pop countries even do
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Anon12/19/25, 12:28No.2301780
how do you Volks feel about medieval 3 getting POPS?
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Anon12/23/25, 03:18No.2305448
Knights, knights, knights of cidonia-a-a-a
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Anon12/28/25, 15:11No.2310075
BARBARIAN MERCENARIES
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Anon01/03/26, 22:11No.2314836
>select unit
>"NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS"
It truly was a different time...
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Anon01/15/26, 21:34No.2322253
>EQVITES CONSVLARES!
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Anon01/27/26, 21:11No.2329262
Good thread