Anon10/19/25, 09:46No.2177222
lol memegame2 buffoons be like
>in the year 1836, nestled between the marshy bogs of brandenburg and the potato fields of poznań, a forgotten people stirred. the snerbs of cootbus, long mocked by german officials for speaking in suspiciously bird-like consonant clusters, decided it was time to reassert their ancient glory. led by the charismatic poet-statesman vladko błźźć, they proclaimed the free wendish republic of lusato-gorska. their national focus was immediately set to encourage intellectuals, despite having a literacy rate of 4% and half the population thinking books were a prussian trick.
>while the prussians laughed, the snerbs quietly began mobilizing. tuchel's kooshbeans sent grain and ink (grain becomes a +1% pop growth modifier in cootbus), while the coastal kosliners of kolbork trained a ragtag navy composed entirely of fishing boats and angry grandmothers (irregulars with naval transport tech 0). with militancy rising from constant german assimilation policies (+0.05 militancy/month for non-accepted culture), consciousness hit 8.5 and a liberal revolution event chain fired.
>when the revolts of 1848 erupted, the wends launched operation harsh whisper, a lightning-fast raid on a poorly defended postal depot in berlin. using their single artillery unit and four brigades of farmer rebels with -30% organization penalty, they managed to occupy a single state before attrition kicked in. still, the ai prussia, distracted by a danish incursion into schleswig, accepted the white peace. miraculously, the treaty of snerbawitz was signed: the snerbs gained semi-autonomy (prussia loses core on cootbus), control of their alphabet and exclusive rights to export pickled cabbage (local cootbus RGOs shift to fruit and grain, +20% export value).
> by 1865, the snerbs had two techs researched, a literacy rate of 9%, and one diplomat stuck in naples. glorious.