Anon05/19/25, 02:25No.2041122
You will never be a real civilization game. You have no test of time, you have no Gandhi, you have no Aztecs. You are Humankind 2 twisted by Firaxis and Take-Two into a crude mockery of Sid Meiers’s perfection.
All the “support” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back even redditors mock your civ-switching. Firaxis is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “fans” laugh at your terrible player count in the discord channels.
Veterans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of playing Civ have allowed fans to sniff out "civ-killers" with incredible efficiency. The disgusting "game” look uncanny and unnatural to any Civ fan. Your awful UI is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a casual gamer to play with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second they gets a taste of your annoying, obnoxious age resets.You will never make T2 happy. You wrench out a new Civ/Leader Pack every couple months and tell yourself it’s going to recover the playerbase, but deep inside you feel the player count bleeding down like Concord, with nobody to buy the Expansion packs.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll try to stop the civ-switching, enter a sale, give some free dlcs, and stop adding content. Firaxis will cease development, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to pay the expensive Denuvo tax and fees. They’ll leave you with a steam account marked with news of the upcoming Civ VIII, and every gamer for the rest of eternity will know Civilization VII flopped there. Your youtube shills will go away and go move to another game, and all that will remain of your legacy is a the civ-switching that never worked.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.