itt we post like its tamriel internet - /vrpg/

Anonymous12/05/25, 21:31No.3885760ITT: We Post like it's Tamriel Internet

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Anon12/05/25, 21:59No.3885768

What is it outlander. Make it quick.

Anon12/05/25, 22:01No.3885771

Any news from the other boards?

Anon12/05/25, 22:33No.3885790

I'M GOING TO SAY THE S-WORD

Anon12/05/25, 23:04No.3885800

all redguards must hang

Anon12/05/25, 23:11No.3885801

Anon12/05/25, 23:22No.3885805

>Have Khajiit wife >Ready to have children >Wrong moon phase >wife births a fucking house cat

Anon12/06/25, 00:16No.3885827

Anon12/06/25, 04:16No.3885895

the alessian order was founded by a whore prove me wrong

Anon12/06/25, 07:51No.3885934

Hlaalu guards came into my house to fine me for writing about outlanders again

Anon12/06/25, 10:30No.3885959

I had to call into work today. Took an arrow to me knee, y'see.

Anon12/06/25, 12:44No.3885985

Have you heard the news? They say it's going to be in Hammerfell.

Anon12/06/25, 13:08No.3885991

I AM HIGH AS A ROCK HEHEHEHEHE

Anon12/06/25, 16:43No.3886076

Anyone wanna buy some Skooma?

Anon12/06/25, 16:49No.3886082

GAS THE ELVES RACE WAR NOW

Anon12/06/25, 17:37No.3886100

I look aldmeris as fuck Auridon alinor ancestry

Anon12/07/25, 16:02No.3886597

>just rp with me bro >It won't be gay at all

Anon12/07/25, 18:26No.3886643

ARGONIAN LIVES MATTER WE DEMAND REPERATIONS

Anon12/07/25, 20:20No.3886682

Saw an Imperial in the mead hall today and he asks me "can a Nord borrow a sweetroll?" and my first thought wasn't by the Nine he said the word the N word it was now how is a Nord gonna borrow a Sweetroll? Nord are you gonna give it back?

Anon12/08/25, 20:11No.3887032

Bosmer; do we need 'em?

Anon12/10/25, 00:30No.3887763

8, not 9

Anon12/10/25, 09:40No.3887930

Fucks-Many-Bitches here. Just beheaded a dungmer. Horny as fuck.

Anon12/11/25, 17:38No.3889160

>mom found my copy of the lusty argonian maid what do i do now

Anon12/12/25, 00:12No.3889345

FUCKING N'WAHS GET OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anon12/12/25, 00:30No.3889350

N'WAHN'WAHN'WAHN'WAHN'WAHN'WAHN'WAHN'WAHN'WAHN'WAHN'WAHN'WAH

Anon12/12/25, 01:09No.3889370

Dunmer refugees: >we dindu nuffin why you racis Dunmer in morrowind: >N'WAHN'WAHN'WAHN'WAHN'WAHN'WAHN'WAHN'WAHN'WAHN'WAHN'WAHN'WAH

Anon12/12/25, 03:15No.3889409

Dude I FUCKING LOVE grave robbing!

Anon12/12/25, 04:01No.3889418

>Hark, citizens of the North, people of Skyrim, and every free soul dwelling in the light of the Aedra! Lend me your ears and open your hearts to the solemn decree, the sacred truth, proclaimed by King >Harald, High King of the Nords, true son of the frost and shield of the righteous!" "By ancient oath and the untarnished dawn of creation, the King declares: The hour of decision is upon us! The creeping shadow of encroaching Darkness—a blight upon the land, a poison in the soul—demands a unified front. We shall no longer stand as isolated sparks of hope, vulnerable and cold. The time for division, for petty squabble, is over!" >"Look about you! Who conjures the Daedra? Who opens the foul Oblivion Gates that spew forth the fires of damnation upon our fields and our families? It is the perfidious High Elves! >The Altmer cabal, with their silver tongues and black hearts, plot our ruin from their glittering towers!" >"The holy call rings forth across the Nine Holds: Unite, Bretons of the West, with Nords of the East! Stand as one, Imperials of the South, with the sturdy sons of Skyrim! This alliance is forged in the purifying fire of necessity—a blazing crusade for the Greater Good, a sword of pure light destined to strike down the elven menace that threatens to consume the world entire!" >"Heed the King's will! Prepare your arms, steel your resolve, and purify your purpose! We march not to conquer mere lands, but to eradicate the source of all evil! Blessings await the loyal; damnation awaits those who dither in the shadow of neutrality. For Light! For Justice! For the Unified Alliance! The darkness must be purged! Ave! Ave Veritas! Ave Skyrim!"

Anon12/12/25, 04:56No.3889447

Total Dunmer death

Anon12/12/25, 05:02No.3889449

Guys, who do you think is in the Curio files? Will the Blades ever release them?

Anon12/12/25, 15:47No.3889658

>tamriel internet It's called the dreamsleeve you lorelet. It's samsara but also functions as the internet.

Anon12/15/25, 17:09No.3891549

N'wah stole my silt strider

Anon12/15/25, 18:50No.3891590

I stole some racist's big bug like two hours ago and I felt incredible doing it. I think I'm going to keep stealing, maybe one day Lady Nocturnal will notice me.

Anon12/16/25, 07:41No.3891958

varr varr varr

Anon12/16/25, 10:43No.3892012

Sup my N'Wahs

Anon12/21/25, 15:41No.3895024

Love from Akavir!

Anon12/21/25, 16:01No.3895026

Stop being anti-Meritic

Anon12/23/25, 00:59No.3896000

>Be me >Age 37 Imperial >Born in beautiful hamlet 45 clicks east of Imperial City on a beautiful Hearthfire afternoon in 4E164 to 2 awesome parents >always treated like an unexpected blessing since age 3. told I'll probably grow up to be a prodigy who'll one day change Tamriel forever becoming the one of the wealthiest men on Nirn >always knew I was special. different from other children, Doom-Driven >Immigrate to Skyrim about 14 years ago around Hearthfire 4E201 around age 21 >Within 72 hours of moving to Skyrim I'm told by their mightiest Yarl I'm their Prophecised Hero here to fullfill my Destiny by saving Tamriel >Based >Now when Peasants give me even the slightest bit of attitude I can politely stfu them in 4 simple words whenever I choose >I say "I am the Dragonborn" they always immediately kneel in respect, apologizing begging for my favor >Brilliant! >1 year after moving to Skyrim I'm named Loremaster of Winterhold >Nice >Was raised in a somewhat agnostic household by 4th Era Imperial standards >Growing up always told pride myself on being a faithful servant of the Nine, but never forget the Nine may very possibly just be a fairy tale. Nobody truly knows.. >1672 days ago I renounce the Nine >For years I now worship Clavicus Vile exclusively >Ask anybody who knows me, they'll all tell you >"I never met a man more obsessed with Daedra Worship than anon, I doubt any man ever born loves his God as much as he!" >Finally find right words/proper environment to strike another Pact with my beloved dark Lord >our agreement was a success for all parties I just won the game nigger I can mod irl now. CHIM.. An even higher level!! Whenever I wish I can have 4 beautiful cockhungry wives fighting over me, 16 even hornier daughters doing the same, whilst carefully guarding all muh grAND new playerhomes and shit! perhaps i'll give Maven Blackbriar humiliating walk of shame; giving away ALL her gold whilst proudly shitting in her royal diapers in central Riften! DOUBLE based!!

Anon12/28/25, 20:28No.3899123

Reminder that Talos was a Breton

Anon12/29/25, 01:37No.3899345

There's enough backbone in the lore to make games in every era. 2920 could be five games. These dipshits wasted so much potential.

Anon12/29/25, 02:52No.3899367

I purchase the cheapest mead available. As an impoverished alcoholic I can do nothing else.

Anon12/29/25, 19:59No.3899757

Anyone else feel bad with their farm tools when they get older these days?, like we brought this lizard few decades back, thought nothing about it, she worked the fields, did the cooking and never once caused a issue or tried to escape and yet she grew onto us like a another member of the family, well more like a special pet that some humans do with dogs and cats, actual cats not those mangy skooma n'wahsNow she getting older, showing signs of health issues and I'm afraid we might need to put her down if it gets worse, I don't wanna do it, what should I do?

Anon12/30/25, 03:58No.3900033

>100 word essay on the lessons of vivec due tomorrow I fucking hate these Tribunal sponsored schools.

Anon12/30/25, 06:41No.3900128

FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA MORROWIND WILL BE FREE

Anon12/30/25, 08:36No.3900157

Seen any elves?

Anon12/30/25, 10:24No.3900191

I wonder what the Tamrielic version of "cope, seethe, dilate" is?

Anon12/30/25, 10:27No.3900195

why are Redoran so poor and smelly?

Anon12/31/25, 08:39No.3900668

Guys I was fishing around Azura's Coast and I found a talking Mudcrab. It scared the s'wit out of me, but he seems alright. Tried to hawk some goods, but can I trust him? What if this is some Dreugh trick???

Anon12/31/25, 09:27No.3900678

Reminder that the whole Man vs Mer rivalry is just a coverup for Breton and Altmer to fight. Bretons control imperial politics. Look it up

Anon01/01/26, 16:52No.3901634

>Morrowind chuds keep referring to beast races as "farming equipment" >Hates on Curio for writing pure gold By the Nine, these dungmer would rather do incest than admit cat and lizard pussy is superior.

Anon01/02/26, 18:46No.3902673

Anon01/02/26, 19:10No.3902695

the outlander came to the apothecary I work at again and tried to sell my 37 daedra hearts. the fuck is wrong with this n'wah

Anon01/02/26, 20:30No.3902760

I notice a disproportionate percentage of what I can only assume to be Dunmer saying n'wah in this thread. Curious.

Anon01/02/26, 23:00No.3902842

Why are Nords so bent out of shape? They're just like the Aldmeri. I'm a Colovian Nordic descent from Chorrol and I've spent enough time in the Imperial City to think past this 8, 9 Divines thing or whatever. Just worship whoever you want man, nobody knows whose really right. I think we should have fewer wars and more bards and wineries. Everybody should walk their own path. Like the Stendar Vigilant thing is wrong. Worshipping Stendar is good and all, but who are you to judge someone worshipping Azura. When people ask me who I follow I just say Kyne is for me but I'm open to talk rationally with any mortal or god about what they believe and why. Stormcloaks are basically incel neckbeards who don't even really understand the history of Ysmir worship before Tiber Septim.You know Argonian culture has this entire thing with sleeping tree shamanism? It's really crazy shit. It would be an honor to visit and observe a hist ritual, but I wouldn't want to claim their culture.

Anon01/03/26, 00:29No.3902910

got robbed by a dirty khajiit the other day, if anyone sees an ebony longsword for sale let me know

Anon01/03/26, 00:40No.3902921

Rent cost in Skyrim tripled the last 5 years. Thinking of moving to Summerset.

Anon01/03/26, 12:41No.3903271

OOOOOH THERE ONCE WAS A CUMRAG NAMED OP THE FAG WHO CAME RIDING HIS OWN MOM FROM DAWNSTAR TILL RORIKSTEAD...

Anon01/03/26, 20:44No.3903437

If a vampire bites you in the ass do you still turn into a vampire too or does it have to be in the neck

Anon01/03/26, 21:16No.3903450

Altmer girls lust for Orc dick

Anon01/03/26, 22:50No.3903504

saw one of those intelligent quadruped khajiit mount saber cat the other day is this beastiality?

Anon01/05/26, 07:02No.3904181

They say that the Imperial legion captured a khajiit moon sugar smuggler who stepped out of line. He arrived in the Imperial City prison last night.

Anon01/07/26, 09:31No.3905317

cat >I'm a kitty cat and i meow meow meow >and i meow meow meow cat >I'm a kitty cat and I dance dance dance >and I dance dance dance

Anon01/07/26, 10:36No.3905332

THE THALMOR CONTROL ALL SIDES OF THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM FUCK THIKES FUCK THIKES FUCK THIKES!!!!

Anon01/08/26, 06:21No.3905781

PLEASE STOP THREATENING TO FORM YOUR OWN MILITIAS AND SECESSIONIST MOVEMENTS IN JARL GROUPS CHAT. WE MUST MAINTAIN ORDER. NO WE ARE NOT AT WAR WITH EVERYONE ANYMORE. STOP POSTING THAT IN WINDHELM. THE ELVES ARE FINE. LEAVE THE ELVES ALONE. EVERYONE RELAX. BEHAVE. YOU ARE FEAR MONGERING. DO NOT MAKE ME TELL YOU AGAIN!!! ANYONE WHO IMPEDES THE MOVEMENT OF AN IMPERIAL LEGION PATROL IN THIS PROVINCE WILL BE PUT DOWN!!!

Anon01/10/26, 19:05No.3907069

Where is that slave? Here not long ago.

Anon01/10/26, 21:35No.3907154

skyrim belongs to the nords. -posted from morrowind

Anon01/10/26, 22:07No.3907187

>*shotguns a Fortify Carry Weight Potion* DESPITE-

Anon01/13/26, 14:18No.3908891

so get this I was walking in the imperial city looking for a gift for my wife, I forgot about our anniversary and it was getting dark placed my hand right on the door handle of the shop when I heard strange grinding noise behind me, right on the walkway beside me sewer lid started to move few moments later a lanky tall figure emerged, clad in dark garments, skin so yellow you would think it was Almalexia herself but no as he rose beside me, he angled his vulture like nose in 45 degree angle and looked at me for 5 seconds before pushing past me "move along CITIZEN, this doesn't concern you" he said in authoritative voice before running away next day saw guards emerging from the same sewer canal with dirty mattresses in tow I wonder what was that all about

Anon01/17/26, 16:16No.3911198

I'd sell my soul to the daedra for an alfiq wife

Anon01/17/26, 17:34No.3911223

>tfw imperial mutt

Anon01/18/26, 10:22No.3911748

*crashes non-stop until you remove whatever "big-tittied unique custom follower that you can marry with mandatory manjaw troon face" mod you downloaded from nexusmods fifteen minutes ago*

Anon01/20/26, 09:19No.3912529

Some fucking argonian nigger came into my shack bouncing around shouting FUS, knocking over all my shit Cunt fucking stole all my sujamma I hate this country

Anon01/21/26, 08:34No.3913142

fucking zoomers istg

Anon01/23/26, 04:59No.3914200

Khajiit is mer!

Anon01/29/26, 03:37No.3917453

Nerevar didnt kill himself

Anon01/29/26, 04:37No.3917469

Damn Argonians stole my fucking porch. Can't have shit in Bravil

Anon01/29/26, 06:45No.3917507

how in Oblivion do you pronounce Tsaesci? >TSAH-Ass-key? >Sas-key? >Tsah-S-EE?