>be me
>sorta an angry birds fan, was into it when i was younger
>now i just check in now and again to see how rovio fucked up the franchise this time
>be me, now working at sega with brand stuff (no patrick i do not have le sonic beta builds, i only handle like merch and shit)
>sega buys out rovio
>licensing division is briefly connected to rovio's whole ass digital archives, for some reason
>i decide to snoop around while i can
>i click like 7 times, find myself with a development image of the first game from july 2009
>said image has never been seen by the public to my knowledge
>fuck yeah.