project zomboid

Replies

A

Anon07/14/26, 16:17No.2720534

Previous Zed:

0

A

Anon07/14/26, 18:29No.2720959

Just two more weeks until we get fully fledged NPCs with deep backstories and capable of performing a billion actions and giving you unique quests so you can hire them into your colony where you can rebuild civilization from scratch.

1

A

Anon07/14/26, 19:48No.2721232

After 41 released Lemmy said the next big feature would be NPC's. Just gonna do a little crafting/balance update in the mean time.He also said they would continue to discuss NPCs in future blogs.They did exactly two blogs discussing NPCs and in 5 years they still haven't even finished their 'smaller crafting update'.They are just so full of shit its fucking unreal.

2

A

Anon07/14/26, 20:02No.2721296

no. far from half the staff, a small handful of people who didn't really do very much."the leaker" specifically did like 2 months worth of work over the period of 5 years, and the only way for him to protect his ego was to pretend it was a big conspiracy.not being sold.

0

A

Anon07/14/26, 23:41No.2722032

MP might have desync and bugs and dupes and braindead exploits but at least it doesn't have mods anymore either

1

A

Anon07/14/26, 23:46No.2722058

>Game has semi-detailed calorie and weight system Oh cool, so big fatasses can survive off their body fat without eating for a while? >Lol no we also have a stupid hunger moodle which can kill you, yes you can die just because you're hungry Thanks Lemmy.

1

A

Anon07/15/26, 00:25No.2722196

I just wanna shoot hordes of zombies with my pals, but there are apparently no guns in America At least I can melt noserings into nuggets so I can forge a golden cup to drink bleach with

0

A

Anon07/15/26, 00:47No.2722250

is there any mods to fix combat? its utterly shit to try stomp a zombie and stomp the grass instead

2

A

Anon07/15/26, 08:36No.2723044

>look at clothing stats >half of it is lying/nonfunctional >eat food >dont gain any calories >try to sneak around zombies >instantly spotted >stumble and hurt myself running away >get a bruise >character instantly starts limping >get wound infection >remember i toggled the "everyone is infected" setting so i will probably turn into a zombie soon anyway and decide not to treat my wound >it heals on its own >run around the block for half a day looking for items and swinging a melee weapon at some zomboids >get home >start sewing some clothes >my arms instantly become wet noodles from the hard labor >decide to take it easy for a while and drink rainwater from the barrel i set up to collect water >die

4

A

Anon07/15/26, 12:32No.2723379

>Boredom only rises when indoors >Meaning that shelter, the thing humanity has fought for, for millennia, is in fact a net-negative compared to just standing outside like a fucking animal

3

A

Anon07/15/26, 17:12No.2724033

the dumbest thing for me in this game is the fact that the crowbar is denied its one and only purpose in vanilla gameplay. i could actually give the benefit of the doubt for a lot of the bullshit in this game but the fact i need a mod downloaded in order to use the crowbar like a crowbar and bust open doors is actually retarded. Its like in universe humanity developed the crowbar as a weapon and not a fucking tool. the fact theyve never fixed this with a patch or something in all the years this game has existed makes me want to harm indie stone developers

2

A

Anon07/16/26, 03:02No.2726365

We are coming up with new tactics to get the developers in trouble, to try force intel. We could utilize their social medias, fabricate messages and/or try to spiral further problems for them if they do not talk. This will be in response to the Baph reveal where it was discovered no work on NPCs has been done.

2

A

Anon07/16/26, 07:38No.2727052

>Gun stores have a gorillion civilian bulletproof vests (kevlar soft vests) now >No way to just kevlar-line yourself to be zombieproofed without comical weight issues and overheating Have these niggers TRIED biting through kevlar? It only takes a couple layers and no human could possibly pierce it. You'd have to be savaged by large dogs or cougars or some shit for a piercing tooth

1

A

Anon07/16/26, 14:10No.2727619

B42 next weekscreencap this

1

A

Anon07/16/26, 14:12No.2727623

Lemmy.....

0

A

Anon07/17/26, 01:32No.2729603

toasting in epic bread im a newfag playing for the first time after buying it during the summer sale. game's quite fun despite getting raped by zeds half a dozen times by now.. hope the studio sorts out their problems and progresses on

4

A

Anon07/17/26, 13:52No.2730865

It has reached my ears and, I dare say, quite piqued my interest that the matter of the "wheelchair" has been brought to the fore. A most ingenious contrivance for the promotion of mobility, wouldn't you agree? I find myself quite taken with the notion of its inclusion within our little pastime; it would surely add a dash of dash, as it were.Furthermore, I have been regaled with the most scandalous and spirited intelligence regarding the dismissal of that particular developer! By Jove, the news is positively electric. In the vacuum left by their rather abrupt departure, one can only imagine the sheer pandemonium as the hounds are unleashed to roam the countryside. I am quite certain my dear Marie would have been absolutely tickled pink to hear of such a riotous turn of events.Let us, therefore, resolve to properly observe this current month. I propose we do so by indulging in a drop of our absolute finest spirit and enjoying a quiet, contemplative puff of the pipe whilst observing our finest niggers.

1

A

Anon07/18/26, 03:31No.2733183

Something that's amusing is that increasing zombie counts doesn't really make the game any more difficult, it just makes it more tedious. You usually don't die to a swarm of zombies, you die to that one retarded zombie hiding in a bathroom who didn't make any noise despite you firing a shotgun outside. 10 zombies? As dangerous as 100. As dangerous as 1000. The stupid muscle fatigue system just makes it take way too long to kill them via melee, so what do players do? Just run em over with cars, burn them, shoot them.

2

A

Anon07/18/26, 12:16No.2734024

reddit.com/r/projectzomboid/comments/1uzdbhl/upcoming/I posted leak2 on their reddit since I didn't see anybody else ever try to directly confirm it or not. They approved the post and then deleted it and banned me hours after doing that and getting some interested comments. No mention of it being a leak whatsoever in the post and no ban reason given other than that post specifically.All I can figure is that they have flunkies who don't work on the game moderating, who took "modded" at face value and let it through - the most obvious high fidelity main menu image was two or three in - and it took longer for a dev or playtester to wake up, see it and remove the post/flag a janny on discord. enjoy the update bros

2

A

Anon07/18/26, 13:06No.2734119

Do we like Pee-Pee Poo-Poo mod?

1

A

Anon07/18/26, 13:36No.2734179

10/10 The only "decent" true survivor zombie game that the market has. Don´t play it and waste you time in it.

1

A

Anon07/18/26, 17:19No.2734649

>Is that why they fired half the staff? Wait did they really?

1

A

Anon07/18/26, 17:39No.2734688

>Is Lemmy really planning on selling the game and cashing out? I hope so. A new owner might actually get shit done in a timely manner instead of taking 15 fucking years to make negligible changes.

1

A

Anon07/19/26, 05:53No.2736717

Versus mode when?

0

A

Anon07/19/26, 14:48No.2737305

This week is the week bros

1

A

Anon07/19/26, 15:19No.2737364

>The trio of big secluded houses that people have loved for a decade are going to be turned into a plantation house Lmao

5

A

Anon07/20/26, 00:26No.2738919

Hey zombroids - does anyone wanna play with me? I haven't touched the game in like a year but they've seemingly added tons of new stuff. Here's my steamID if you're interested. I'm a complete noob and prefer to "RP" over meta-chasing.41463159

1

A

Anon07/20/26, 03:30No.2739333

This game feels like walking in circles simulator what am I doing wrong?

2

A

Anon07/20/26, 05:13No.2739652

>Developers add tedious as fuck blacksmithing skill that requires a fuckload of points in half a dozen other skills to actually use in the first place >Then they place couple pre-made advanced forges, making all the skill gaining pointless >But this also limits your base location to two specific places, OR do mindless skill grinding I just don't get it, Lemmy wants us to spend all day carving forks and shit, but then he'll casually put end-tier crafting stations in secluded easily available places. There's no thought process on how to make the game fun with these faggots.

1

A

Anon07/20/26, 15:51No.2740394

>I'm going to create the BEST zomboid playthrough video, EVAR! >I'll do things DIFFERENTLY, so MY video becomes the most popular! >"Hey guys, so I'm going to kill all the zombies/complete pointless task in 100 days" >"I've downloaded a couple hundred mods, as you can see, mostly QoL stuff trust trust" >"Let's make a character with (meta build)" >"I already have a plan! Let's start by spawning in Rosewood and head to the fire station" When will zombietubing actually become good?

1